Outside of Time
Harrison Butker
So, Stark found a way to travel through time?
This might be the answer, Uatu.
The Watcher
I should warn you, Stark's method of travel is much different than your own.
Harrison Butker
Right, but he found a way to control time.
You've got to show me more from this world.
Maybe the answer lies in Earth-1151955.
Narrator
Before the Watcher can response, Butker slips to another point in time
but also to another universe.
Earth-112
The Joker
Ah... there he is!
Murder Ma$e! Just the man I wanted to see.
I've got good news.
Harlem World just sold 4x platinum.
Congratulations! You're the biggest superstar the rap game has ever seen...
Mase
Thank you... you know? You're not as crazy as you look.
Damn, that's a lot of money...
what are you gonna do with your half?
The Joker
You see, I'm a guy of simple taste.
I enjoy, uh, cheesecake... parties and... baby oil!
The Joker's crew pours baby oil onto the pile of money.
Mase
Hey—what are you doing?
The Joker points his weapon at Mase.
The Joker
Ah-tat-tat.
And you know the thing that they have in common?
....
They're cheap.
Mase
You said you were a man of your word.
The Joker
Oh, I am.
I'm only burning my half.
The Joker
All you care about is money...
This town deserves a better class of musical artists—and I'm gonna give it to them.
Bad Boy, baby. Can't stop, won't stop.
You think losing Notorious was gonna stop me?
Who do you think it was that put the hit out on him, hmm?
That other one too.
Tell your agent, your publishing belongs to me now.
This is my record label.
Mase
I won't make music for a freak like you.
The Joker
A freeaakkk...
I'll tell you what, Mason.
I own you now. Either you make music for me, or you retire.
Walk away from the rap game and never return.
But before you make a decision, let me ask you this...
Can you really walk away from all this money? Hmm?
Can't nobody hold me down.
I've got to keep on movin'.
Take him away, lock him up!
Then maybe, I'll show you what kind of freak I can be.
The Joker's crew take Mase away.
The Joker
It's not about the money... it's about sending a message.
Everything burns.
HAHAHAAAHAHA....!
Harrison Butker
Uatu... I'm back.
Sorry, I just took a detour to some strange world with a freak show clown.
It was quite disturbing.
But anyways, please you've got to show me more from Earth-1151955.
It may be the key to figuring out how to control this Time Slipping.
If I can get my hands on Stark's Invested Mobius Strip...
The Watcher
Time Slipping?
Harrison Butker, how have you managed to get to this realm?
This should be impossible!
Harrison Butker
Uatu... do you not know who I am?
The Watcher
I know that you are a Harrison Butker variant.
But what I do not know is which world you have come from
and how you managed to get Outside of Time.
Harrison Butker
Heh. Back where we started, huh?
Harrison Butker
If you truly do not know who I am, then I presume this is the first time you've met me.
But this is not the first time that I've met you.
Now please, show me more of Earth-1151955, it is essential to save the multiverse.
The Watcher
You have come to save your world.
Harrison Butker
No, my universe is already gone.
Earth-1 has long since been ravaged and destroyed.
I'm here to save the entire multiverse.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
THE KANG DYNASTY
Episode Eight - RKO
Earth-1316
Narrator
In Earth-1316, Rockson Reigns exits his vehicle
as he returns to his home turf, Westmoor High School.
Narrator
As Rockson makes his way to the center of the field,
he takes a good look around, reminiscing on his days playing flag football.
Narrator
Following a Week 7 loss, Rockson Reigns now falls to 3-4.
And with time running out, Rockson comes face to face with his Week 8 opponent.
The American Nightmare, Vincent Rhodes.
The winner of 3 straight, Vincent Rhodes has now improved to 5-2
and now finds himself in the Top 3 through 7 weeks.
Rockson Reigns
You see the ground you're standing on?
Everything you put your eyes on in here, it's mine.
Years ago, I shed blood, sweat and tears on this field. Many times.
So that means, this is my field.
Which means this is my home.
Rockson Reigns
You see, in a strange way, you're here because of me.
You might not know it, but the truth is, I started this whole thing.
Many years ago when I started this Flag Football thing.. I recruited the Luu Brothers.
I built this Flag Football group from the ground up.
And then of course, when my time playing this game was up,
they recruited new blood.
They bring in your buddy, Chris F'in Law.
And then, when it comes to this Fantasy League,
then went ahead and started recruiting from this Flag Football group.
Who do they bring in?
CFL and subsequently, they end up bringing you into this league.
So know this, Vincent Rhodes, you're only here because of me.
Vincent Rhodes
I'm here because of you?
You may be right. In some roundabout way, I might be here because of you.
But what you do does not dictate my story here in the West Coast Cousins.
What you do has no bearing on what I do in this Fantasy League.
So yeah, you played Flag Football here. Thank you.
But let's talk about what's really at stake here.
My so called buddy, CFL? He's joined the other side.
He's now part of the Conqueror's regime and you need me and
the rest of the West Coast Cousins to save your world.
Rockson Reigns
Let me be clear, I don't need you for anything, Vincent.
This is all John Seana's plan.
If I had my way, I'd kill Kang myself.
Vincent Rhodes
But you don't have it your way, do you?
Vincent Rhodes
You see, a lot has changed in the last two years, hasn't it?
They took your Wiseman.
They took Jahmyr Gibbs. They took Ja'Marr Chase.
For two seasons straight, you were on one of the greatest runs of all time.
But take a look around the West Coast Cousins.
We already got a League Champion—it's not you.
We got a Points Leader—it's not you.
You're a Chief without a tribe.
So let me ask you something, who's standing here, right now?
Vincent Rhodes
I'll tell you who.
It's not the Biggest Box Office Attraction in the history of WCC.
It's not Mr. FantasyMania.
It's not the record holder for greatest start in League History.
It's not the man who went on one of the most historic two year runs in League History.
No, it's the guy they used to call Rockson Reigns.
It's the guy who didn't show up on Draft Night and left his team in the hands of Yahoo Sports.
Vincent Rhodes
I say all of that to say this...
We're Week 8 opponents. We're going to step in that ring and we're going to put on a showcase.
And you know what they say? Steel sharpens steel.
You want me to save your world? Well, I want to save it too.
Because we're not here just to save your world.
We're here to save all worlds.
Which means, my world is on the line here too.
And in order to do that, collectively,
the West Coast Cousins has to score more than 16,706.91 points.
Which means, I need your very best, Rockson Reigns.
I need the OTC to show up on Sunday.
I need the best version of Rockson Reigns to show up,
not the one who scored 87.48 points last week,
but the Rockson Reigns that put this entire league on notice.
Because after Sunday, we're going up against Kang the Conqueror.
And I need you to show up and have my back, so that I can have yours.
Rockson Reigns
I'll have your back, Vincent Rhodes.
I'll bring my best, you don't need to worry about that.
And after Sunday, I will do everything in my power to stop Kang.
But understand this, when it's all said and done...
when all of this multiverse crap is behind us.
I'm taking back what's mine and I will be League Champion once again.
Rockson begins to leave as Vincent Rhodes cuts him off.
Vincent Rhodes
...not if I get there first.
I still have a story to finish.
Rockson Reigns
You're in my way.
Vincent Rhodes steps aside.
Rockson Reigns
You're in my way.... in life.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Outside of Time
Harrison Butker
My universe is already gone.
Earth-1 has long since been ravaged and destroyed.
I'm here to save the entire multiverse.
Narrator
Butker slips once again,
his control over the Time Slipping is becoming more erratic.
Harrison Butker
No... no... not again.
Uatu! Do you know who I am?
The Watcher
Butker, welcome back.
Have you learned—
Harrison Butker
No! I haven't learned how to control my time slipping!
But I think I am close.
I just need to see more from Earth-1151955.
The Watcher
I am afraid there are more pressing matters at play, Butker.
The thread that is holding the entire
multiverse together is about to fray beyond repair.
Join me as we witness the tragedy of Earth-1887.
Earth-1887
Harrison Butker
Where are we?
The Watcher
A witch and an outsider have come to save another world.
But with the weight of the multiverse at hand,
can the Scarlet Joyce do what must be done to save Earth-1887?
Harrison Butker
Uatu, I've had enough detours.
Please, can we just go back to Earth-1151955?
The Watcher
This is important. Watch.
Nicholas Holmes
How much longer, Kevan?
Kevan
Kevan
We're nearly there.
This machine is sophisticated, it's not like warming up a car.
Nicholas Holmes
You'd better hurry, we don't know when that thing is going to fire at us.
Scarlet Joyce
Vis, how are you feeling?
You sure you still want to go through with this?
Sandy Orton
I'm ready.
There's no backing out now, we see this thing through.
Sandy Orton
Destroying the Death Star will save countless lives
and put a wrench in Kang's ambitions.
Scarlet Joyce
Be careful and stay alert.
You don't know what you might run into once you get onto that ship.
Sandy Orton
I will.
Nicholas Holmes
Alright, we're almost ready.
As soon as you get onto that ship, you'll need to find your way into the control room.
We'll do our best to direct you from the ground,
but if you run into trouble, you're on your own.
With the amount of security and personnel on board,
you won't want to get caught int a firefight.
As soon as you deactivate those shields, radio back to us.
From there, you will have 30 seconds to get back into the Tesla machine
before the Scarlet Joyce blows it to bits. You got it?
Sandy Orton
I got it.
Kendall Holmes
There's no room for error, Vision.
Get in and get out.
Sandy Orton
I said I got it.
The Great Kevan
The machine's up and running.
Curtains going up, get on your mark, everyone.
Alexander Wayne
Your machine better bloody work, Kevan.
The Great Kevan
Oh, trust me. It works.
Sandy Orton teleports onto the Death Star.
Sandy Orton
I'm in, I've successfully infiltrated the Death Star.
Walking through the corridor on my way to the control room.
Imperial Guard
Sir, our sensors indicate that we have an intruder in Sector 4.
Admiral Baugh
Find him and bring him to me.
Conqueror, it seems we may have an intruder.
Jim Moriarty
The Scarlet Joyce.
Find the intruder and bring them to me.
The Baugh
Yes, sir.
Narrator
Meanwhile in the control room,
Sandy Orton has managed to find his way in.
Sandy Orton
I think I found it.
Nicholas Holmes
Good. Now I need you to find the manual override.
Confirm once you've located the override.
Sandy Orton
Found it.
Nicholas Holmes
Great. Are you able to get back to the Tesla Machine in time?
Sandy Orton
Yeah, I'll have to run but I can make it.
Is Joyce in position?
Scarlet Joyce
I'm in position.
Ready when you are, Vis.
Sandy Orton
Okay, disabling—
The Bishop
Uh oh.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
The Bishop appears behind Sandy Orton.
Nicholas Holmes
Orton! Repeat.
Have you disabled the shields?
The Bishop
The Bishop
Because if you do... you'll never make it off this ship alive.
We pan to Tesla's machine, to find it destroyed.
Sandy Orton
What have you done?
The Bishop
Did you really think you could just walk onto the Death Star undetected?
We saw you coming from a mile away.
Now, I need you to come with me, Orton.
Sandy Orton
*Radio*
That's a negative, Holmes.
I haven't disabled the shields.
Scarlet Joyce
Vision, what's going on?
The Bishop
If you ever want to see her again,
you're going to want to come with us.
Sandy Orton
If I come with you, you'll just destroy this universe anyway.
The Bishop
Yes... but you'll still be alive.
Nicholas Holmes
Vision, please come in.
What is your status?
The Bishop
Tell them that they're doomed.
There is no stopping the inevitable.
Kang's Storm Troopers suddenly fill up the room,
surrounding Sandy Orton.
Storm Trooper
Freeze! Put your hands up!
Narrator
In a moment of instinct, the Viper suddenly realizes what he must.
Strike.
Sandy Orton clotheslines a Stormtrooper.
Admiral Baugh enters the room.
Admiral Baugh
Open fire!
Sandy Orton does his best to avoid the gunfire
from the historically bad aim of the Stormtroopers.
But Admiral Baugh unloads his own weapons heading into Week 8.
Narrator
Outnumbered and outgunned, Sandy Orton ducks for cover.
With once last ditch effort, Orton manages to knock The Baugh over.
Narrator
Bleeding and vulnerable, The Baugh is left open in the middle of the room.
The Apex Predator has an opportunity to take advantage and put an end to The Baugh's season.
Narrator
The voices begin to take over, Sandy Orton knows this is his only shot.
Sandy Orton
I am the Legend Killer.
And today, I kill the legend of The Baugh!
Sandy Orton runs towards The Baugh,
preparing to punt kick the 3x League Champion.
SCHUNK!
Narrator
Just as Orton began to advance towards The Baugh,
we pan to the Bishop, who has hurled her sword directly at Sandy Orton!
Narrator
Sandy Orton is mortally wounded.
The Bishop
Omega Level Threat, neutralized.
Narrator
Sandy Orton takes one look at his wound, then back at the Bishop.
His time has run out, with what little energy he has left, he picks up the radio.
Sandy Orton
Joyce.. it's me.
I'm going to disable the shields, but I'm not getting off this ship.
Scarlet Joyce
What? What are you talking about?
Scarlet Joyce
Vision, listen to me.
Whatever it is, we can figure it out.
Just tell me what's going on.
Sandy Orton
Not this time.
Scarlet Joyce
Vision, don't do this. Please!
Sandy Orton
My injuries are fatal, there is no time and there is no way around it.
This is our only shot. You have exactly 30 seconds starting now.
Make it count, Joyce.
Scarlet Joyce
VISION...!
The Bishop
Oh... and I thought you were supposed to be a superior Fantasy Manager.
But now I see, you're a Viper without venom.
I overestimated you, Orton.
Sandy Orton
Heh.
Sandy Orton
The name's Vision, darling.
Sandy Orton
...REMEMBER IT!
Sandy Orton hits an RKO from out of nowhere!
Narrator
Vision scrambles to his feet and with his last bit of energy,
he manages to hit the manual override.
The Baugh
What have you done?
Narrator
Meanwhile on the main deck, Jim Moriarty looks on in disappointment.
Understanding the situation, he knows that this is a lost cause.
Moriarty verse jumps to another universe abandoning the Death Star.
The Bishop
Oh my God...
Narrator
With no time to waste, the Scarlet Joyce puts her emotions to the side.
She must act quickly, she harnesses her power and targets the Death Star's weak point.
Narrator
Joyce's attack narrowly enters the 2 meter weakpoint, cascading a chain reaction
that blows up the entire Death Star, along with all of its occupants.
There are no survivors.
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