Vinpool
Oh, hello.
Welcome to the epic conclusion of West Coast Cousins Forever.
The grand finale of FantasyMania XV.
Vinpool
And oh boy, do I have a story to tell you.
This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
I was just minding my own business, buying NFL players,
scoring Fantasy Points and the next thing I know,
I'm stealing the 2023 League Championship!
Vinpool
I know. Crazy, right?
But before we get into all of that.
There's just a little housekeeping we have to take care of,
with my good buddy Spiderman.
We now go live to the conclusion of the Metatron Saga.
Evan McPherson
Mark, have you checked the Fantasy League?
Christopher Parker has been eliminated.
His season is over.
Mark Zuckerberg
That's not good enough.
He destroyed Metatron, he ruined everything.
I want him to suffer. I want to destroy his reputation!
It's not enough to have his season ended.
He's ruined my life's work. Now I will ruin him.
Mark Zuckerberg
Send the tape to ATN.
Blast it all over social media.
I want the world to come after him.
Spiderman
Oh, God... Jaylen.
I think I broke a few ribs.
I have no idea who that guy was... but he was really strong.
Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson from ATN News.
We come to you with revelations from last week's incident outside Meta Headquarters.
Tucker Carlson
An anonymous source sent us this video,
it shows Quentin Beck aka Mysterio moments before his death.
A warning, you may find this video disturbing.
Quinten Beck
I managed to disable all of Ultron's functions on the QB1 Glasses.
But I don't think I'm going to make it off this bridge alive.
Spiderman attacked me for some reason and he threatened me for the QB1 Glasses.
Said he wanted to rebuild Ultron and recreate it as a dangerous AI
to take over the world!
He already used Ultron to execute a few Meta employees as test subjects,
before I was able to shut it down.
Spiderman is dangerous and not who he says he is.
Do not trust him!
F.R.I.D.A.Y.
Are you sure you want to execute the Meta Employees, Spiderman?
Spiderman
Friday, do it. Execute them all!
Tucker Carlson
This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial website
the Daily Bulge.net
J. Jonah Jameson
There you have it, folks!
Conclusive evidence that Spiderman was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio!
Spiderman is a thug!
But that's not all folks.
Here's the real blockbuster, brace yourselves, you might want to sit down.
Quinten Beck
Spiderman's real name... his real name is...
...
Spiderman's name is...
CHRISTOPHER PARKER!
Spiderman
WHAT THE FU-
FANTASYMANIA XV CHAMPIONSHIP:
Reunited vs. #7tormsComing
Vinpool
Poor, kid.
I hope he's able to recover and his life doesn't spiral out of a muck.
But now, let's get into why you're all really here.
We need to crown a League Champion.
So let me tell you how I broke the Circle of Champions,
defeated The Baugh and became the 2023 League Champion...
It all started about a week ago...
Earth-1960
Danny Ocean-1960
What I'm about to propose to you is
both highly lucrative and highly dangerous.
Nobody is on the hook yet, but what we've assembled here today,
is the greatest Fantasy Team known to man.
If this doesn't sound like your brand of vodka, or you want to sit on the bench,
no hard feelings, help yourself to as much food as you like and be on your way.
Otherwise, come with me.
Danny Ocean-1960
The 3000 block of Las Vegas blvd.
Otherwise known as the Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand.
Together, they are three of the most profitable casinos in Las Vegas.
Danny Ocean-1960
The night of the FantasyMania XV Championship,
the night we're gonna rob it, their vault will hold in excess of $150 in cash prize.
But, here's the kicker.
Danny Ocean-1960
On the night of the Championship Match, Vince McMahon is going to display
the 2023 League Championship.
For the entire world to see.
..and we're gonna steal it.
Chase McLaughlin-1960
Just like that?
We're gonna steal the Championship right in front of the entire world?
Wade Vinson-1960
Yeah. Just like that.
Chase McLaughlin-1960
Oh.
Well, okay then.
WCC Championship Match
Reunited vs. #7tormsComing
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And is for the WCC 2023 League Championship!
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, making his FantasyMania Championship debut!
From San Francisco, California.
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 2 wins and 2 losses.
The Manager with a Mouth, Wade Vinson... VINPOOOOL!
And his opponent... making his 5th Championship appearance,
Hailing from San Francisco, California.
He is a former 2x League Champion.
The Number 1 seed, holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 10 wins and 6 losses.
The People's Champion, THEEEEE BAAAAAUGH!
As Wade Vinson's team prepares for the heist of the century,
he will first have to get through the defense of The Baugh.
New York defense scores 12 with a defensive touchdown,
as half of Reunited's team gets pinched before the heist even begins.
Breece Hall follows up with 18.60, putting Reunited's team
in a further hole on Thursday Night.
Matthew Stafford see's the writing the on the wall,
as he leaves the heist to regroup with the remaining Fantasy Team.
Matthew Stafford-1960
Alright, we're down big after Thursday Night.
But we're not out of it yet.
Yahoo may be counting us out, but none of our players have even played yet.
Matthew Stafford-1960
We just need a big performance from our guys and we're right back in this.
Come on, we got this!
Let's not give up now.
James Rhodes-1960
Yeah? And how in the hell are we supposed to do that?
Our leader, Wade Vinson is nowhere to be found.
He done gave up, why should I give a hoot?
Matthew Stafford-1960
Stick to the plan Rhodes.
As Stafford and the team regroup, they return on Saturday to swap out the Championship title.
but The Baugh notices something suspicious.
The Baugh-1960
Stand back, Mr. McMahon.
Mr. McMahon-1960
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
The Baugh pours a can of soda onto the Championship.
Mr. McMahon-1960
Are you insane?!
Do you know how much this title is worth?!
The Baugh-1960
It's not worth anything, sir.
You've been duped.
Wade Vinson watches in a nearby corridor.
The Bellagio's security team hits the alarm,
as Wade Vinson takes off running.
Wade Vinson escapes through a sliding door,
as The Baugh follows closely behind.
Juwan Johnson scores 15 for Vinpool.
Stafford has 14.58.
And Zamir White scores 10.60
as Wade Vinson gets away.
The Baugh-1960
That's far enough, Vinson.
Hand over the league Championship and maybe you get to go home.
Wade Vinson-1960
Wait, wait.
Let's make a deal, Captain Baby Oil.
The Baugh-1960
No deal.
Wade Vinson-1960
Fine.. fine.
Just give me a second to take this thing off, it's heavy, you know?
Wade Vinson knocks the gun out of The Baugh's hand!
But The Baugh tackles Vinson through the stained glass!
The two Fantasy Managers dangle off the rooftop.
Championship title on the line!
The Baugh and Wade Vinson struggle over the Championship belt,
as Vinson finds a way to break loose.
Vinpool
And just as I thought I had finally gotten away from this gorilla of a man..
Vinpool
I found myself in an even bigger predicament.
Vinpool
He became The Black Baugh!
Vinpool
Oh no! I thought to myself.
But a good Fantasy Manager always comes prepared.
Vinpool
Because luckily for me, I joined a League of Super Friends.
Vinpool
And my Super Friends would never let me down.
So together, we whooped the Black Baugh's candy ass!
Vinpool
Oh by the way, do you guys remember Danny Ocean from earlier?
Well it turns out, he has a secret identity.
Batman-1960
I'm Batman.
Vinpool
See? This was all part of my master plan.
DK Metcalf produces 106 yards.
San Francisco defense with 9 points!
And James Conner scores 2 touchdowns for a whopping 25.30!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW 2023 League Champion:
Reunited
Yup.
And that's how I stole the 2023 League Championship.
With the help of Wonder Woman, Batman and Shazam..
well technically, his name is Captain Marvel.
But I don't think we're allowed to say that... legally.
The Bishop
That's a very interesting story, Vinson.
But you got one part of it wrong.
The Bishop
That wasn't Wonder Woman who helped you.
Vinpool
Diana?
The Bishop
With the multiverse, you can never be too careful.
I am not Diana Prince.
Not the one you know as Wonder Woman.
Instead, I go by another name. The Bishop.
Wade Vinson-1960
The Bishop? Never heard of her.
The Baugh-1960
Who said The Bishop is a woman?
We're both The Bishop. A shared alias.
There are two bishops in chess.
The Bishop
And a whole lot of pawns.
The Baugh-1960
Now hand over the Championship title.
Wade Vinson-1960
Wait a minute... so you're the... but he's also..
I don't get it.
If you two were always working together,
why did you help me beat The Baugh in the first place?
The Bishop
Because there is a larger plan in play here.
We couldn't alert the League of Super Friends of our presence.
And our master asked us to deliver the Championship title undetected.
Wade Vinson-1960
Your master?
What is this? Slavery?
Who is your master?
The Bishop
Kang the Conqueror.
Wade Vinson-1960
Kang the who?
The Baugh-1960
That's enough questions.
Hand over the title.
Wade Vinson-1960
You're gonna have to pry it from my dead body!
The Bishop
That can be arranged.
Dak Prescott scores 21.30.
Followed up by 23.80 from Travis Etienne and 27.20 from CeeDee Lamb
and The Baugh closes the chapter on Reunited's season.
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW 2023 League Champion:
#7tormsComing
Wade Vinson-1960
You're making a big mistake, Baughy.
You cannot trust her.
Or this Kang the Conman.
The Baugh-1960
You don't know what you're talking about.
Know your role and shut your bitch ass up!
The Bishop
The 2023 League Championship is yours, my Bishop.
Pat McAfee
WOW!
What a way to end the 2023 Season!
The Black Baugh is Champion!
The Circle of Champions remains intact once again!
And now The Baugh joins an elite class of 3x League Champions!
Congratulations to Reunited for an amazing season,
but there is only one man who sits on top of the mountain
and he is The People's Champion, The Baugh!
Jim Ross
It has been a hell of a season to say the least!
The return of WCC Storylines, the introduction of a brand new set of stories,
multiversal madness and a new League Champion!
Jim Ross
You cannot deny the greatness of The Baugh any longer.
He has done it once again and has solidified his spot as one of the greats in the WCC!
The Baugh is the 2023 League Champion!
Written and Directed by
NATIONAL TES DAY
Executive Producer
KEVIN FEIGE
Executive Producer
VINCE GILLIGAN
Executive Producer
PETER GOULD
Executive Producer
VINCE MCMAHON
Cast
#7tormsComing Black Baugh
Reunited Wade Vinson / Vinpool
Dollar Discount Team Tai Rogers / Captain Covfefe
DB University Christopher Parker / Spiderman
Alex's Awesome Team Alexander Wayne / Batman
National TEs Day John Seana / Peacekeeper
Rock Reigns Thor Rocksinson
UC Davis Aggies Kendrick Stark / MarthaMan
Luke's Lunch Money Scarlet Joyce
Chuckanuts Minhneto
Undertaker Kevan / Wolverine
vincet1469 T'Vincent / Black Manager
Featuring
Michael Scofield as Mark Andrews
Sam Wilson as Chris Olave
Lalo Salamanca as Himself
Shuri as Jordana Love
Okoye as Chigoziem Okonkwo
Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg
Ned as Jaylen Warren
with Jake Gyllenhaal as Quentin Beck
And M'Baku as Derrick Henry
And Kang the Conqueror as Kang the Conqueror
Earth-1887
1902 - The Edison Lectures
Menlo Park, New Jersey
Kendall Holmes
This is quite the spectacle, Watson.
Jon Watson
Indeed it is, Kendall.
Kendall Holmes
The 20th century is going to bring on a new revolution in technology,
to the likes of which you and I have never seen before.
Nicholas Holmes passes by.
Nicholas Holmes
This way, Watson.
Our seats are over here, pardon me.
Excuse me.
Kendall Holmes
I'm sorry, but you look awfully familiar.
Do we know each other?
Nicholas Holmes
That wouldn't be possible.
I would remember.
Nicholas Holmes
The name is Holmes... Nicholas Holmes.
And this is my friend, John Watson.
And you are?
Kendall Holmes
Ummm.. Potts.
Kendall Holmes appears alarmed.
Kendall Holmes
Ken Potts.
And this is my friend...
Jon Watson
My name is also Jon-
Kendall Holmes
Um.. Jacob.... Waterloo.
This is my friend Jacob Waterloo.
Say, what is it that you do for work, Mr. Holmes?
Nicholas Holmes
I am a Police Detective.
And Watson here is my partner.
What about you, Mr. Potts?
Kendall Holmes
I... uh, I'm a scientist.
Nicholas Holmes
Right, of course.
Well, enjoy the expo, Mr. Potts.
Kendall Holmes
Mr. Holmes.
Nicholas Holmes and John Watson walk to their seats.
Kendall Holmes
Keep an eye on those two, Watson.
Jon Watson
What was that about, Kendall?
Why did you lie to that fellow?
Kendall Holmes
Something is very wrong here.
I know those two.. and something is amiss.
The game is afoot!
John Watson
Those two were strange, weren't they?
Nicholas Holmes
You mean the fact that they lied about their names and occupation?
John Watson
Well, yes. Among other things.
Nicholas Holmes
I am far less concerned with those two than I am with this next presenter...
Jim Moriarty
Time....
Jim Moriarty
...is
everything.
Jim Moriarty
It shapes our.... lives.
Jim Moriarty
But perhaps... we can shape...
Jim Moriarty
IT!
Alexander Wayne
It's him...
Kevan
That guy?
Kevan
You made him sound like some kind of monster.
Alexander Wayne
He is.
Kang will return in West Coast Cousins: No Way Holmes
