West Coast Cousins: Fantasy War 'Donald' Trailer

Oprah

Donald...

Oprah

A lot of people have talked about whether or not you should run for President...

Oprah

Would you ever?

Donald ponders Oprah's question.

His facial expression suddenly lights up.

Donald Trump

My mother, always tells me...

Donald Trump

To smile and make this world a better place.

She told me I had a purpose.

That one day, I will bring prosperity and greatness to this world.

Protesters

Hey, hey. Ho, ho!

Donald Trump has got to go!

Protesters

Love trumps hate. Always!

Protesters

He's a racist!

Worst than Hitler!

Brian Williams

Breaking news.

We now have a report on the shooting of Kate Steinle.

The shooter was identified as Jose Garcia Zarate.

An illegal alien with a criminal background who was released from the custody of ICE,

due to laws protecting illegal immigrants under the sanctuary city of San Francisco. 

Donald Trump

Is it just me...

Donald Trump

Or is America getting crazier out there?

Jimmy Durante

Smile,

Though your heart is achin'

Jimmy Durante

Smile,

Even though it's breakin'

Jimmy Durante

When there are clouds in the sky

You'll get by...

Jimmy Durante

If you smile

Through your fear and sorrow

Jimmy Durante

Smile

President Obama

And we all know about your credentials and breath of experience.

You make tough decisions everyday, like the ones you made on Celebrity Apprentice.

Tough decisions, that would, frankly, keep the President up at night.

*Crowd Laughs*



Donald embarrassingly smirks.

Jimmy Durante

And maybe tomorrow you'll see the sun come shinin' through

For you...

Anderson Cooper

Let me ask the room.

Does anyone actually think that Donald Trump can win the election?

Or how about a better question.

Does he even want to win the election?

Is this some kind of elaborate publicity stunt?

Anderson Cooper

This is a man with no political background.

He's a celebrity and a real estate mogul.

But let's call it what it is.

He has no experience or qualifications to lead a country.

Nobody actually believes that he's going to be the 

next President of the United States, do they?

NEXT FALL

Bill O'Reilly

The West Coast Cousins has lost its way.

Pinheads running the entire league.

Children, listening to Marilyn Manson,

and subjected to this violence on TV.

The WCCF regularly advertises four letter words,
inappropriate gestures and obscenities.

MAKE

Bill O'Reilly

America is going to hell.

And somebody needs to put this country back on track.

Donald Trump

I used to think I was a Democrat...

But now I realize....

AMERICA

Donald Trump

...I'm Republican.

GREAT AGAIN

WEST COAST COUSINS:
FANTASY WAR

Jimmy Durante
Send in the clown...

Donald Trump
Fine...
I'll run for President.

AUGUST

Week 5 Recap: Justin's Team vs. Rock's Team

Singles Match

Justin's Team vs. Rock's Team

On Sunday afternoon, Rocksonberg is working out of his 

money laundering car wash.

Rocksonberg

Stefon Diggs is asking for a trade.

What do you think? Should we trade him?

He hasn't been particularly useful this season.

Rocksonberg's cellphone rings.

Kirk Cousins

Do you know who this is?

Kirk Cousins

Stefon doesn't like my QB play.

Tough shit.

I'm here to stay.

And I'm putting you away, Rockson.

Check the photo I just sent you.

Rocksonberg discovers that Kirk Cousins has found his FAAB budget.

Rocksonberg

Kirk, you don't want to do this.

The FAAB isn't even for me.

I need it for the Waiver Wire.

It's for my family. Our family.

If you do this, you're only hurting our family.

Kirk Cousins

You don't give a shit about family.

Meet me at here and we can talk.

Otherwise, I'm taking your budget.

Rocksonberg frantically races off  into Central Valley where he is hiding his FAAB.

Rocksonberg
Kirk, I'm here.
Damnit, where are you?

Rocksonberg quickly realizes he's been tricked and led Kirk Cousins straight to his FAAB.

Kirk Cousins

Rockson!

Freeze!

Realizing he's been defeated, Rocksonberg surrenders.

Rocksonberg

What is this? A citizens arrest?

You're no longer a DEA agent.

No Fantasy Manager wants to sign you.

Thielen and Diggs want you out.

What evidence do you have?

Kirk Cousins

That's my evidence right there.

Your FAAB is buried out here and I'm gonna find it.

You want to go to jail, or you want to go home?

Kirk Cousins

Rockson Yan, you have the right to remain silent.

Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.

I got you, son of a bitch.

Your season is done.

Rocksonberg hopelessly sits in the back of Kirk Cousin's truck.

Suddenly, a truck pulls up.

Rocksonberg is shocked by what he's seeing.

Trevor Siemian

Who the hell is this?

APD?

The van opens and it's Justinmonger and his Fantasy Team.

Justinmonger comes out guns blazing dropping 19.70 points from Leonard Fournette.

Trevor Siemian fires back.

A barrage of bullets riddle Kirk Cousin's truck.

Trevor Siemian is shot dead.

Leaving a wounded Kirk Cousins with an empty clip.

Justinmonger

Sit your ass down, quarterback.

Kirk Cousins

The name is Kirk Cousins, perennial All-Pro.

And you can go fuck yourself.

I'll die before I play for your Fantasy Team.

Justinmonger
I'll keep you on schedule, Captain.

Justinmonger fires off a shot, killing Kirk Cousins.

Justinmonger

Bury his body.

Bring me Rocksonberg.

Justinmonger

Looks like I just gave you the easy Week 5 win.

Keeping your season alive.

It's Rocksonberg, right?
Also known as The Greek?

Rocksonberg

What do you want?

My FAAB?

Justinmonger

Nah.

I want the connect.

Right now, you deal exclusively with Prop Vinny.

But I want that to change.

You deal with me now.

Winner via Pinfall:

Rock's Team

Rock's Team improves to 3-2, after Justin's Team gives him

the free win. Rock's Team now jumps into 5th place.