Thursday, July 21, 2016

WCC 2016 "Game of Fantasies" League Trailer



[Olenna Tyrell]
It's taken some work, but I finally have them.
The worst of the worst.
I want to assemble a task force of the most dangerous Fantasy Managers on the planet.


[Ken Baelish]
Umm.. they're heels.


[Olenna Tyrell]
Exactly.
And if anything goes wrong, we blame them.
We have built in deniability.

[Ken Baelish]
A task force, for what exactly?


[Olenna Tyrell]
A task force to overthrow an empire.
To dethrone the Mad King and end the reign of the Targaryens.


[Cole]
1-2-3!
Santa Rhaegar Targaryen has done it!
We have a new WCC League Champion!

[Olenna Tyrell]
I want Santa Rhaegar's Championship run last season to be rendered meaningless.


[Ken Baelish]
Alright. 
Rockson Stark.
He wants to save his sister.


[Ken Baelish]
Robert Baratheon.
He wants to be King.


[Ken Baelish]
Tai Luunister.
He likes incest.


[Ken Baelish]
She does too.


[Ken Baelish]
He has a lot of money.


[Ken Baelish]
Nyrion.
Drinks a lot of wine.


[Ken Baelish]
Minhdor Clegane.
He likes to hurt people.
Any questions?


COMING THIS FALL


[Sidney Stark]
There must always be a Stark in San Francisco.


[Joanne Stark]
I'm not afraid.



[Jes Snow]
The long night is coming.
And the dead come with it.



[Khal Drogo]
I will kill the men in iron suits
And tear down their stone houses!





The West Coast Cousins Return...



TO WEST COASTEROS




[The Mad King]
Burn them all!
BURN THEM ALL!



[Cole]
Oh my God!
Wait a minute!
It's the Kingslayer!
Tai Luunister!
Oh, look out!
Tai just stabbed The Mad King in the back!


[Cole]
Now he's going after last season's Champion!
Santa Rhagaer Targaryen!
Curb Stomp!!!


[King]
Oh my God, Michael...
I think Santa Rhaegar may seriously be hurt.
Someone get a doctor out here.


[King]
Santa Rhaegar isn't moving.
I think he might be dead..



[Lillian Garcia]
And the winner of this match due to murder...
and NEW King of the Andals and the First Men,
Protector of the Seven Kingdoms,
Robert of the House Baratheon!


[Lillian Garcia]
Long may he reign!


[Joyce Targaryen]
I'm going to take back the Seven Kingdoms...
All Men Must Die.
Valar Morghulis.