West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football: 2013-10-06

[Cole]

We're live from Atlanta, Georgia!

I'm Michael Cole alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler and this is Wednesday Night Preview!

[The Crock]
The Crock woke up this morning... and he woke up with a hard realization.
He woke up with the reality that he is sitting in 8th place at 1-4.
At the bottom of the league with the two most inactive players in WCC history.
So The Crock ate his morning cereal.
Sent out his morning tweet to the world.
Took a couple of steroids and a little bit of adderall and started hitting the weights.

Because...

FINALLY THE CROCK HAS COME BACK...

TO ATLANTA!

*Crowd Cheers*

[The Crock]
Now The Crock stands before you tonight down.

But The Crock guaran-damn-tees to come back stronger.

To come back faster.

To be a better Fantasy Football Player tomorrow than he is today.

For all the millions and millions, The Crock promises, and The Crock has never lied to any of his fans, that I will be back.

The Crock will make it to FantasyMania and he will become WCC Champion!

[The Crock]
IF YA SMELL.....

The Crock is cut off by the entrance of CM PUP.

PUP enters the ring and gets in Crock's face.

[CM PUP]

You know Crock...

It amazes me.

It amazes me how much crap you spew out of your mouth and how each and every time these fans eat it up.

Crock you need to face reality. You're not making the playoffs this season and the sooner you realize it, the better off you are.

Then you can go back to making crappy movies or playing Fantasy Basketball or something stupid like that.

[CM PUP]
You're off to a terrible start, one of the worst ever for an active player.
And this Sunday, it only gets worse for you. I'm not going one on one with "The Great One".
No. You're going one on one with THE BEST.
And this Sunday, when I lift you over my shoulder and make you go to sleep, you're going to realize one thing.
You're going to realize that all of your Finally's, and Smellings and Eyebrow raisings aren't going to save you. They aren't going to save you from the greatest Fantasy Manager this league has ever seen.

And just like all these Atlanta Falcon fans here tonight, you need to accept the fact that your team absolutely sucks and you aren't going to the playoffs.

*Crowd Boos*

[The Crock]
The Crock had to hear it all.
He had to hear everything you had to say and see just who CM PUP is.
And The Crock has figured you out.
He knows exactly who you are.
CM PUP, you aren't the best this league... no, not even close.
CM PUP, you are the biggest jerk this league has ever seen!

*Crowd Cheers*

[The Crock]
In 4 days... just 4 days... The Crock puts an end to your winning streak.
In 4 days The Crock lays the smackdown on CM PUP.
And I want you to know one thing.
The Crock is unlike any WCC Superstar you have ever seen.
Unlike you, The Crock will not quit when he's down.
The Crock will never give up on the season and he will never give up on these fans.
The Crock will never EVER turn his back on them.
Like you, who two seasons ago, quit on the season after a couple of injuries and bad picks.
Like you, who gave up when Jamaal Charles got injured.
And let The Crock clue the entire WCC Universe in.
Because I know something that most people don't.
The Crock knows you're more banged up than you let on.
The Crock knows you injured your foot last week on Payback and the fact that Julio Jones might miss the rest of the season.
So there's just one question The Crock has to ask.
Are you gonna quit?
Once the injures start to pile up and things don't start going you way, are you gonna stop?
Or are you just gonna wait until you hit Rock Bottom.

The Crock and PUP stare down one another.

[The Crock]
IF YA SMELL.....

CM PUP picks up The Crock and hits him with a GTS!

*Crowd Boos*

*Commercial*

Single H is roaming around backstage and runs into John Seana.

[Single H]
Have you seen Chuckanut?
I know he's back here somewhere.

[Seana]
I haven't.

[Single H]
Well if you see him... tell him I'm looking for him.

Single H continues to look for Chuckanut but runs into CM PUP.

[Single H]
That stunt you just pulled out there...
And your arrogance over the past two seasons... it won't be tolerated.
I'm still Chief Operating Officer of this league.
But I'll deal with you later.
Right now, I want Chuckanut.

[CM PUP]
Maybe you should check your grave stone.

[Single H]
You watch yourself, PUP.

SCGD Interview

The Camera cuts to Josh Matthews

[Matthews]
Joining me at this time...
Sandy Orton!

[Matthews]
Sandy.. the season hasn't started off the way that you would like and it only gets tougher this Sunday when you face Nyback at No Way Out.
There are even rumors that he'll be playing Fantasy Football in his high flying, quick and agile alter-ego "IMT".
What are you thoughts heading into to Sunday?

[SCGD]
What are my thoughts, Josh?
Well it's quite simple really.
I'm just going to go out there and play fantasy football.

[SCGD]
I want to start the best players and hopefully score more points than In Manning We Trust.
Maybe I'll pick up a few players off waivers, or maybe I'll review the matchup ratings.
There really isn't that much thought into it.
I just want to start the best lineup possible.
And this Sunday...

The Shield come out of no where and take down SCGD!

The Shield smash SCGD through a table!

[King]

Somebody do something!

The Shield is out of control.

The Shield wants to talk about providing justice and player safety..

This is the opposite of that!

Someone needs to stop The Shield before they go too far..

Nyback appears on screen and seems to be in command of The Shield.

[Nyback]

What? You want to ask me something, Josh?

Go ahead and ask me.

[Matthews]

... Well... why did you have to become so mean? You interrupted my interview and...

Nyback grabs Matthews.

[Nyback]

FEED.....

ME.....

MORE.....

*Commercial*

Out comes League Commissioner, John Laurinaitis!

*Crowd Boos*

[Laurinaitis]
My name is Mr. John Laurinaitis and I am the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and the League Commissioner for both Seattle and San Francisco.
And it is my pleasure to introduce the greatest WCC Champion in the modern era, Dolph Riggler!

*Crowd Boos*

Dolph Riggler makes his way out to the ring accompanied by AJ Lee and his bodyguard, Ryblack.

[Riggler]
Get used to it Atlanta.
I am no longer a fluke Champion, I have defended this title and I am here to stay.
Everyone laughed at me during the draft, but now I stand here as the WCC Champion.
Everyone has doubted me ever since I joined this league. But each and every week, I have managed to prove everyone wrong.

[Laurinaitis]
Once again Riggler, I have listened to the WCC Universe all week.
Everyone has been asking me, who will Riggler face this week?
Which matchup will be most exciting and provide the greatest challenge for our current Champion?
Well, I believe in listening to the people. I believe in People Power!
So that is why, this Sunday at No Way Out, you will face none other than... BUS DRIVERS!

[King]
Oh my! It's Bus Drivers, Cole!
He's back again!

Bus Drivers makes his way down to the ring.

[Riggler]
This is a perfect matchup, Commissioner!
I applaud your decision making and I think you're doing a great job, John.

[Riggler]
And this Sunday at No Way Out, Bus Drivers...
I'm going to show the world why I am the greatest Champion ever!
No one can stop me. Not The Hiz. Not Lufa. Not you!
Everyone they put in my way, I will defeat until I become the 2013 League Champion!

[Bus Drivers]
Not so fast, Junior.
I've been playing Fantasy Football for a very long time.
Not very good Fantasy Football and not very actively, but I know what I'm doing.
You're going to step in the ring with a Fantasy veteran. And there is nothing you, or your body guard, or AJ can do to stop me!

John Seana's entrance music plays as the SeaNation Leader makes his way down to the ring.

Riggler looks unhappy with the interruption by Seana.

[Seana]
Come on Atlanta, Georgia!
We are just 4 nights away from No Way Out!
Let me ask the WCC Universe one thing..
Do you really want to see Bus Drivers contend for the WCC Championship?
A guy who had 1 win last season?
Who really wants to see Bus Drivers face Dolph Riggler at No Way Out?

[Bus Drivers]

Hold on, Seana.

This season, I will be active!

I will put on the greatest performance this league has EVER seen.

[Seana]

ENOUGH!

This league means far too much to me for you and the rest of the inactives to ruin it!

I'm here to put on a show for all these fans.

I'm here to play in the most competitive league possible!

No more free wins!

No more place holders.

If you come into this league, come to play!

And Bus Drivers, you simply aren't here to play!

[Bus Drivers]
This Sunday... will be the end of the world as we know it!

Seana knocks Bus Drivers down!

[Bus Drivers]
I think he broke my collarbone!

[Laurinaitis]
Seana!
You just took out my number 1 contender.
You owe me a main event for this Sunday!

[Seana]
I have an idea for a main event....

[Seana]
DOLPH RIGGLER.. VERSUS... JOHN SEANA!

[Riggler]
Ha.. Seana.
This isn't the UFC. You can't just get a title shot by asking for it.
You have to earn one. And I don't think you have earned it.

[Seana]
And what?
You've earned your spot on top?
You've earned that Championship?
By facing who? Lufa? The Hiz?
If you're scared Riggler. That's fine.
Just own up to it. Tell the world that you're afraid to defend your title against an active player.
If you wanna be the biggest coward of a Champion this league has ever seen, be my guest.
But don't act like you've defended your title against quality opponents. Because that would be a lie!

[Seana]
And you.
If you're going to ruin this league, don't be so subtle about it.
Don't act like you're for the people.
That you care what the WCC Universe thinks!
You aren't about People Power at all.
You're all about yourself and helping your friends.
You're supposed to be the impartial League Commissioner.
But your favoritism has never been more apparent!

[Laurinaitis]
Regardless of what you may think of me, Seana.
You haven't earned a title shot in my eyes.
So, no, you won't get a shot at Riggler this Sunday.

[Riggler]
Hold on, John.
If I may, let him have his title shot.
He thinks I haven't faced any quality opponents?
He thinks I've hand picked my opponents?
No. I'm no Mayweather. I defend against who one who steps inside this ring with me.
If he wants to doubt me, that's fine.
I'm prove to him, just like I've proven to the world. I belong.
I'll face you Seana. But I'll tell you now...
You're in for a surprise when you face The Show Off.

Riggler and Seana face off.

Ryblack takes Seana out from behind!

The crowd boos as Riggler's team stands over Seana.

*Commercial*

Single H comes out to confront Chuckanut.

[Single H]
I'm not gonna waste anyone's time.
Chuckanut, I know you're back there somewhere.
And I don't care what you have to do, but I don't have an issue with you.
I have an issue with the Deadman.
So do whatever you gotta do to summon The Underchucker.