Luigi Mangione
You want to help me?
Nico Collin
Nico Collin
Is there anything you remember?
*Camera Flash*
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen...
Announcer
The President of the United States...
Announcer
Donald J. Trump!
*Crowd Screams*
Gunfire erupts as the crowd disperses.
Luigi Mangione
Be careful.
Council of Kangs
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nico Collins
Sir, your inner circle's been compromised.
Nico Collins
Either you can't see that... or you don't want to.
President Trump
Watch yourself...
You're not Tai Rogers.
Nico Collins
You're right...
Nico Collins
I'm not.
Earth-616
Alexander Wayne
Do you trust him?
J. Jonah Jameson
Criminals on the run!
These... so-called "Superheroes" are nothing but super zeroes!
And the word is they've disappeared without a trace.
But folks, be on the lookout.
Because I know for a fact that they are still out there...
And they are considered very dangerous.
Kendrick Stark
There are way too many variables to account for.
I don't think we can trust anything out there...
Kendrick Stark
And that includes you too, Wayne.
Coach Rockson
Gentlemen, we don't have time for this...
Kang the Conqueror
Time...
Kang the Conqueror
It's a funny thing, isn't it?
FROM CHIEF CONTENT OFFICER
PAUL LEVESQUE
Elton John
When are you gonna come downnnn?
Elton John
When are you going to land?
Elton John
I should have stayed on the farm...
I should have listened to my old mannn...

Janet van Dyne
It's a secret universe beneath ours...
Hope van Dyne
What are you so afraid of...?
Janet van Dyne
There's something I never told you...
Elton John
I didn't sign up with youuuu...
Elton John
I'm not a present for your friends to open...
Council of Kangs
YEET! YEET! YEET!
Council of Kangs
YEET! YEET! YEET!
Elton John
This boy's too young to be singin'....
THE BLUUUUUEEEEEES....
Electro
How you like the new new?
Elton John
Ah, ah-ah, ah ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah
THIS FALL
WITNESS THE BEGINNING
Elton John
So goodbye yellow brick road...
Elton John
Where the dogs of society howl...
Elton John
You can't plant me in your penthouse...
Elton John
I'm going back to my plouuuuugh

Elton John
Back to the howlin' old owl in the woods...
Huntin' the horny-back toad
Elton John
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies....
Beyond the yellow brick rooooooaaad...

WEST COAST KANG:
THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR
Elton John
Ah, ah-ah, ah ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah
President Trump drops to the floor in pain.
An audible growl as we see a giant red hand.
Nico Collins
You want me?!
Nico Collins
COME AND GET ME!
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