March 2016
After a long day of work, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,
who has been working as a campaign organizer for Bernie Sanders,
is found leaving the Capitol Building.
Donald Trump
Ms. Ocasio, may I have a word with you, please?
AOC is surprised to be approached by Donald Trump.
AOC
Mr. Trump, what can I do for you?
Donald Trump
A hell of a campaign you're running with Mr. Sanders.
You're a hard worker and I think we all can see that.
Believe me, you have a bright future in politics.
But my only concern is, you might be fighting for the wrong side.
AOC
Excuse me?
Donald Trump
Let's not be coy.
Bernie Sanders, Hilary Clinton,
one of those two are coming out to face me.
And I just think you're wasting your time over there.
I could use someone like you on my team.
Especially if Bernie wins.
If you do me this favor, I can do very great things for you.
Remarkable things, things you couldn't dream of.
I can make you a very rich woman, very wealthy.
AOC
Mr. Trump,
are you trying to bribe me for information on Bernie Sanders?
Donald Trump
I don't believe I said that.
AOC
You're a disgusting, despicable human being.
You're not even taking this campaign seriously.
You don't want to be President.
You just want the publicity.
Donald Trump
Now hold on, I resent that statement.
I hate that statement.
I am taking this very seriously
and I will give the American people what they want.
AOC
What they want? They want justice.
Equality for all!
Don't think for a second,
that I don't know what you're actually after if you become President.
Donald Trump
What I'm after? I don't know what you're talking about.
AOC
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
You want to know the location of all 6 Fantasy Stones.
And you think that the location is listed inside the Book of Secrets.
But I'll tell you one thing, Mr. Trump.
You're never going to be President,
and you're never going to find those stones.
I'll make it my life's mission to find them before you do.
Donald Trump
Oh, give me a break. Is this a joke?
You are crazy, a disgusting human being.
You should not be in politics, you are dangerous.
A terrible person, the way you treat other people.
You need to find a new career, maybe become a waitress
or a bartender. Something women are good at.
Washington has no place for someone like you.
Ms. Ocasio, you are a little socialist bitch!
You are a fucking bitch!
And when I become President, I am going to put you down.
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FANTASY WAR
Episode Five - Extreme Rules
Jim Ross
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us here tonight.
We have a special socially distanced interview.
Joining me via satellite is Week 5 opponents,
Vic Moxley and Kevin Owens,
who pending COVID-19 tests,
will face off in one on one action this Sunday at Extreme Rules.
Jim Ross
Gentlemen, thank you for joining me.
Let's start with Vic Moxley, who has stumbled out of the blocks.
Coming into Week 5, you have a 2-2 record,
but fortunately you remain in the Top 6.
What do you think is the reason for the slow start
and how do you plan to turn things around?
Vic Moxley
Well JR, it's no secret.
Injuries have definitely slowed me down.
It's no excuse, but any time you lose your #1 pick in Saquon Barkely,
you've got a lot of ground to make up.
My team has the next man up mentality and we are prepared
to move forward with the next part of the season.
Jim Ross
Your opponent, Kevin Owens is 2-2 and in 7th place.
After a fast start, Kevin Owens,
you have dropped 2 games a in row
and have looked shaky the last few weeks.
This will be an important game to sort of right the ship.
Between the two of you,
only one of you will move in the right direction,
and the other will continue to struggle.
Kevin Owens
I'm glad you brought that up, JR.
I had one really bad week a couple of weeks ago.
But every other week, I have played well.
Sure I took a loss on Sunday,
but I'm not worried about scoring points.
Vic Moxley
He's a pretender. He doesn't belong.
He is far below me in points scored on the season.
Jim Ross
Mr. Moxley, please let him answer.
Vic Moxley
Tell them the truth, Kevin.
You won't make the playoffs.
You got too many holes on your team.
Even without Saquon, I kick your ass on Sunday.
Kevin Owens
Will you shut up, man?
This guy won't even let me answer the question.
He is so unprofessional.
He's a liar and a clown.
Jim Ross
Okay, we have to move along to the next question.
Vic Moxley
I don't want to move on.
Let's talk about Lamar Jackson.
He isn't having as explosive of a year as last season.
He's a one season wonder like Kevin Owens is,
and he doesn't have the foresight to compete with me.
Jim Ross
Mr. Moxley, if you would please let me ask the questions.
Vic Moxley
What do you know about Fantasy Sports, JR?
Have you ever competed in a WCC Ring?
Jim Ross
I have not,
but you are facing Kevin Owens on Sunday, not me.
Vic Moxley
Well it seems like I'm playing you, not him.
Kevin Owens
Cut the shit, Moxley.
You do a lot of talking, but let's see if the skills back it up.
Because I'll tell you one thing, Vic.
You better pray that you don't pass the COVID test.
Because that's the only way you're getting out of an ass beating on Sunday.
Vic Moxley
Oh don't worry, I'm going to pass the test.
You just make sure you pass yours, otherwise they need
cut 90% of your pay on Sunday for missing the match.
90% cut and Fantasy Players will show up.
Jim Ross
Gentlemen, thank you for joining me.
We have to end the segment now and I didn't get
to any of the questions that I wanted to ask because
you kept cutting each other off.
Good luck on Sunday.
King
JR, why is it that we have socially distanced interviews,
but our arenas are packed with fans?
Jim Ross
Don't ask me.
I don't make the rules around here.
It's the McMahon family that has pushed the WCC to be the first league
with the fans returning at full capacity.
It really is, all about the money.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Justin Styles
WCC Universe, welcome back to the house that Justin's Styles built.
I know what you're thinking.
When I came out in Week 1, I promised a better version of Justin Styles.
I promised the Phenomenal One.
And truth be told, the Phenomenal One hasn't shown up.
Right now, I am in last place.
Justin Styles
But mark my words, this season is still young.
I am still the dark horse to win it all.
I will turn this around and my boys right here,
Zach Ertz and Mike Gesicki,
we're gonna ride this out to the end.
This next half of the season is gonna be all about Justin Styles!
Justin Styles
Come on! Too Sweet me boys.
*Kenny Omega's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
And here comes that damn Kenny Omega,
he and his Bullet Club, have wrecked havoc on the WCC.
Seemingly aligning himself with Kanye West and Donald Trump.
These guys leave me with a sour taste in my mouth,
he can only be up to no good.
King
Justin Styles looks surprised to see him coming out here.
Kenny Omega
Hahaha... just like old times.
Justin Styles, you want to know why you've fallen on hard times?
It's because you left the Bullet Club.
You and your cronies, "The OC."
They're nothing but jobbers.
It's off brand, a knockoff.
Kenny Omega
You want to make real change? Come back home.
Rejoin the Bullet Club and we can take you to the playoffs.
Show the world who Justin Styles really is.
Show us the Phenomenal One.
Come on, what do you say?
King
Ah! He did it!
Does this mean Justin Styles is back with the Bullet Club?
Kenny Omega
Haha.. yes... there you have it.
Justin Styles and the Bullet Club.
We're gonna do some beautiful things together.
And now that we're on the same team,
tell your players, they work for me now.
Justin Styles is taken aback.
Kenny Omega
Oh, yes.
Since Single H likes to make one sided trades,
and the commissioner is too scared to knock them down,
we must do the same to defeat him.
Send me Mark Ingram and I'll give you a backup QB.
Justin Styles
Hold on, Kenny.
Not so fast, I'm with you on it being BC 4 Life.
I'd love to come back to the Bullet Club,
but I'm not just going to donate you players.
I'm not one of the Young Bucks.
I'm one of the leaders of Bullet Club.
Jim Ross
Oh... oh.. look out!
One Winged Angel by Kenny Omega!
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Zach Ertz and Mike Gesicki help Justin Styles back to his feet, scolding Kenny Omega.  But Nick Chubb, Miles Sanders and Omega super kick him back down!  Jim Ross What is the meaning of this? This is uncalled for!  Kenny Omega offers up the Too Sweet for Justin's team. King They took it! Mike Gesicki and Zach Ertz! What does this all mean?  Jim Ross And like a bunch of rabid dogs, they jump on Justin Styles! This is sick, absolutely sick, King.  The Bullet Club continues to beat down on Justin Styles.  |
Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks mock
Justin Styles as we head to commercial break.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
The Baugh
Detective Tai, I need your help.
Where is Mr. Nobody and the Time Stone?
Detective Tai
Look what the cat dragged in.
I don't know where Mr. Nobody is,
the guy is a ghost. You're a tracker, go track him.
Mr. Nobody
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.
Ah, and I see you brought AOC.
Which could only mean one thing.
This building is compromised.
We need to leave. Now.
AOC
What's that supposed to mean?
The Baugh
We're not going anywhere until you tell me where the Time Stone is.
It's time you stop playing games.
Mr. Nobody
Fine.
You don't have to leave.
But I suggest you strap up,
because now that you've brought AOC here,
it means he's coming.
Detective Tai
Please tell me you've got more of those.
The Baugh
I need everyone on my six.
We've got Trump Supporters on the way.
Everyone on high alert.
A helicopter is heard as Secret Service arrives.
The Baugh and Detective Tai draw their weapons.
Secret Service surrounds them.
Kanye West
Bring her to me.
