Narrator
After a grueling Week 3 loss,
The Baugh finds himself back to the drawing board trying to regroup.
Which brings him into his comfort zone, the Iron Paradise.
As he finishes his final workout before Week 4,
he hears a knock on the door.
AOC
Baugh, I need your help.
The Baugh
Oh, if it isn't Ms. Defund the Police.
Coming all the way out here looking for help
from none other than the police.
AOC
You're the best tracker in the world.
And I need your help to find someone.
The Baugh
Who are we talking about?
AOC
Donald Trump.
AOC
He's gone MIA since his impeachment.
And I think I know where he's going.
He wants the Fantasy Stones.
I only know of a few in existence,
but I think we should start from there.
The Baugh
Son of a bitch.
Which stone are we talking about?
AOC
The stone that I'm thinking of, can bend reality.
It uses special effects, video editing, photo editing, deep fakes and CGI.
Software to manipulate the general public into thinking
that what they're seeing, is actually real.
And I think Donald Trump is trying to get it.
The Baugh
There's only one place that I know that uses special effects like that...
Hollywood.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
FANTASY WAR
Episode Four - Starrcade
At a local convenience store in the Fillmore,
Kevlo Stanfield walks in.
He grabs a bottle of water, exchanging glances with the security guard.
Store Clerk
$1 please.
Kevlo Stanfield gives the clerk a dollar, but pockets a lollipop,
staring at the Security Guard as he does so.
Reluctantly, the Security Guard decides to pursue Kevlo.
Security Guard
What the fuck, man?
You think I dream about coming to this shitty job on Wednesday morning,
telling my friends what a good job I got?
I'm working to support a family, man.
Kevlo ignores him.
Security Guard
Pretend like I ain't talking to you.
Pretend like I ain't even on this earth.
Security Guard
I know what you are.
Kevlo glances at the security guard.
Security Guard
I ain't stepping to, but I am a man.
And you just chucked that shit
and act like you don't even know I'm there.
Kevlo Stanfield
I don't.
Security Guard
Well, I'm here.
....
Look, I told you I ain't stepping to.
I ain't disrespecting you son.
Kevlo Stanfield
You want it to be one way.
Security Guard
What?
Kevlo Stanfield
You want it to be one way.
Kevlo Stanfield
You want it to be one way.
Security Guard
Man stop saying that!
Josh Jacobs pulls up to find the confrontation.
Kevlo Stanfield
But it's the other way.
Joe Mixon
Hey Howard.
We got a hit on Kevlo Stanfield.
We think he may have just visited a liquor store on Eddy.
Detective Howard
Show me.
*Commercial*
Joe Biden
I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.
*Commercial*
Jim Ross
Welcome back folks to Wednesday Night Preview.
And ladies and gentlemen, breaking news just announced.
By orders of the Chief Operating Officer of the WCC, Single H,
John Seana is set to defend the WCC Championship at Starrcade
and his opponent will be none other than... Single H.
King
What a matchup, JR!
First and second place going head to head in Week 4!
Someone's 0 has got to go!
Jim Ross
That's right, King.
Both these two Superstars are undefeated heading into Week 4.
But the clash of the titans is coming our way this Sunday at Starrcade.
Single H has looked impressive in the early going,
he may have a path to a 4th League Championship.
And John Seana, what a career resurgence we are seeing.
This is a mammoth of a matchup this upcoming Sunday.
You do not want to miss this!
*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
But here we have another Superstar who had a great Week 3.
She scored the highest amount of points and
earned the title of being named Ms. Money in the Bank!
Sandy Orton.
Sandy Orton
I've been in this league for a long time.
And for most of my career, I always had one goal.
Become WCC Champion. Become the best Manager in the whole damn league.
I've always looked out for myself and did what I had to, to survive.
And if I couldn't win the title, I'd do everything in my power
to make sure a Seattle cousin did.
Sandy Orton
But for the first time in my career,
I'm here to tell you that this is about more than just me
or any single Fantasy Manager in this league.
CM PUP returned last week and he warned us of an incoming threat.
I've seen that threat with my own eyes,
and I'm telling you, that threat is very real.
Donald Trump is out to destroy us all.
Sandy Orton
And when Donald Trump arrives,
he will be coming after the WCC Championship.
Which is why this briefcase is very important.
It's a backup plan.
In case I need to, I won't hesitate to cash in.
Because I know what I am capable of.
I am prepared to take on Donald Trump.
I am prepared to defend the WCC Championship at all costs.
Sandy Orton
But I don't plan on taking the title from a cousin.
Because this is no longer a war among cousins.
We have to unite the family and take on
the biggest challenge that we've ever faced, together.
The Money in the Bank briefcase is my contingency plan.
But I think our best shot is by working together.
I'm asking anyone in that locker room,
anyone who has ever played in this league.
Will you join me in the battle against Donald Trump?
*Deez Bryan's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
Listen to this ovation!
20,000 strong on their feet!
King
It's Deez Bryan, JR!
Jim Ross
One of the biggest WCC Superstars
that has ever played in this league.
Making the playoffs each year that he has participated.
The one and only, Super Sayian Fantasy Manager,
Deez Bryan!
Deez Bryan
Sandy Orton, as an adversary,
I've seen the very best you've had to offer.
You're a warrior and a true champion.
But no matter what differences we have and any disputes
we've gone through, if what you're saying is true...
then I'll gladly go to war alongside you.
Let's take down that son of a bitch!
*Crowd Cheers*
Sandy Orton
Glad to hear it.
Thank you Deez.
You're a hell of a Fantasy Manager,
and we can use someone like you on our side.
I don't think you get enough credi...
We're really glad that you're our friend.
And this is a friendship that'll never ever end.
Minh Wyatt
Yowie wowie!
Two of my favorite Superstars teaming up together.
I am so excited an pumped to see this!
And to show you how excited I am,
I've decided to paint you a portrait, Sandy Orton.
Minh Wyatt
I mean after all, painting is a great form of therapy.
WCC Universe, can I tell you a secret?
I've had a very dark past.
And some of that pain, still lingers.
Let me take you to a trip down memory lane.
A clip plays of Sandy Orton burning down the Wyatt Compound.
Minh Wyatt
Oh my, that was some really deep stuff.
But don't worry, Sandy.
I forgive you what you did.
In fact, I want to thank you.
Because of what you did, I am now free.
You've made me a better person.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Did you want to take a look at what I've drawn for you?
Minh Wyatt reveals his painting.
Minh Wyatt
Because of you Sandy, I have become a giver.
And I want to give you, what you gave to me.
Freedom, my dear Sandy.
Freedom to do anything we set our minds to.
Minh Wyatt
Yowie wowie, what a beautiful family!
Minh Wyatt
And a lovely, lovely home.
Oh Sandy, you are one lucky woman!
Sandy Orton's home suddenly lights on fire.
Jim Ross
Oh dear God!
Minh Wyatt
It is only after we've lost everything,
that we're free to do anything.
Ahahaha...
Sandy Orton runs off to the back.
Back in the ring, the arena lights begin to malfunction,
leaving Deez Bryan confused.
The Fiend breaks through the canvas!
Jim Ross
Th-th-that's gotta be The Fiend!
My God! That's The Fiend!
King
And he's got a hold of Deez Bryan!
Somebody help him!
Jim Ross
The Fiend is dragging Deez Bryan straight to hell!
This has gone too far!
Folks don't go anywhere, we'll be right back.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
At Universal Studios, The Baugh and AOC arrive to find
the source of the reality bending Fantasy Stone.
The Baugh
Alright, Alexandria.
This is Hollywood, try not to get lost and follow my lead.
There's a lot of fake people in this industry and
you've got to learn how to lie and kiss ass.
But you're a politician, so I'm sure you'll fit right in.
AOC
How is this going to help us find Donald Trump?
The Baugh
Don't worry. I know a guy.
Coach Justin
You're going down Goodman... again.
White Goodman
No.. you're going down, Justin. Again.
Coach Justin
Wait, hold on. Cut.
Baugh, is that you?
What are you doing here? I'm filming Dodgeball 2.
The Baugh
What's up brother?
I need your help.
Coach Justin
What's going on?
You want to start another Sports Movie Universe storyline?
I'm game. Maybe this time, we can team up like everyone in the NBA.
We can call it the Average Mustangs.
The Baugh
No, no. I'm not here for that.
I'm looking to find how out Hollywood does special effects,
where it originates from.
Coach Justin
Well, we don't use a lot of special effects in these types of movies.
I'm not sure I can help you there.
The Baugh
What about that set over there?
They've got a giant green screen.
Coach Justin
Oh, that?
That's just some crappy overbudgeted
television show about dungeons and dragons.
They use a lot of visual effects,
but I think they're cancelled now.
The Baugh
Is there still anyone left that I could talk to?
Coach Justin
Probably not. Their gimmick was killing off main characters.
So if anybody's left, they're bound to be a minor char-
Vin Snow comes charging out of nowhere, tackling Coach Justin.
The Baugh grabs Vin Snow and the two fight it out.
They're briefly separated, as The Baugh grabs a bat.
Vin Snow grabs a sword and the two rush one another
as Preview goes off the air.
