[Bischoff]
Welcome to CHF Thunder!
It is Thursday Night and you are tuned into Cameron House Fantasy Football.
I am Eric Bischoff alongside Steve McMichael and Bobby Heenan.
And Bobby, it appears that the WCC is dead.
WCC Wednesday Night Preview is no more.
Last Sunday at Night of Champions, the Authority, officially joined the CHF.
That's it. The WCC has no more authority figures left.
We've won.
We have all the Championships and the WCC Universe is ours.
*John Seana's Music Hits*
The CHF Crowd boos as Seana makes his way out to the ring.
[Bischoff]
The golden boy.
John Seana is a long way from home.
This is beautiful.
The reception, they absolutely hate this guy, Bobby.
[Heenan]
Oh, yes they do it! And I love it.
Perhaps the most overrated Fantasy Manager in the WCC.
What has he ever accomplished?
His team is so inconsistent, it's clear he'll never be League Champion, Eric.
[Seana]
This.. this is unacceptable.
I arrived tonight here in Houston, Texas for WCC Preview.
And what I got instead, was CHF Thunder.
This is not the WCC.
I walked around backstage and I didn't recognize too many faces.
And these fans? They're not WCC Fans.
Look at 'em.
[Seana]
They're NWO fans.
They're CHF fans.
What have we come to?
[Seana]
We've lost complete control of the league.
This isn't Code Red.
This is Code Black.
This is war.
So to anybody in the back.
Anybody left with an inch of pride left in their body.
Anybody who hasn't turned their back on the WCC.
I'm asking for your help.
Toman Reigns? Vic Ambrose? Chris Waiting?
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin? The Baugh?
CM PUP?
If anybody else is out there.. it's time we fought back.
It's time we took this league from Shane McMahon and back where it belongs!
The WCC Universe.
***Wyatt Cut In***
Minh Wyatt makes his way down to the ring with an army of kids.
[Minh Wyatt]
Hahaha..
The WCC Universe, you say? John?
This, this is your WCC Universe.
[Minh Wyatt]
Take a good look around you, John.
Look at what I have created.
This is my world.
I warned you, John.
I told you not to tamper with the timelines.
And now you've given me the opportunity to flip this world upside down.
Your fans, your precious SeaNation.
They belong to me now.
I've got the whole league... in my hands...
I've got the whole wide league... in my hands...
This is the power of the Infinity Stones.
And now that I've got a taste of that power..
I want more.
The Wyatt Family storm the ring and Seana tries to fight them off.
Minh Wyatt backs off as Seana grabs his knee.
[Bischoff]
This doesn't look good for Seana as the paramedics come out to check on the SeaNation Leader.
I think he may have torn his MCL.
His chances of making it to playoffs just took a huge hit, Bobby.
And Minh isn't done.
Sister Abigail to Seana!
[Heenan]
Haha!
Finish him!
Say goodnight.
This kid is done, Bischoff!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
We see a shot of The Baugh roaming around backstage as we return to Thunder.
[The Baugh]
Stone Cold.
[Pupstin]
Baugh.
[Pupstin]
I know you saw John Seana get taken out earlier tonight.
My question is, you done pretending to be a movie star?
Are you gonna lace up those boots and score some damn Fantasy points.
Because right now, the West Coast Cousins need us.
[The Baugh]
Oh, let The Baugh make one thing perfectly clear.
When the time is right, The Baugh is gonna bring it.
But not tonight. No, no, no.
You, with your iffy neck.
And me? I've got to film Ballers Season 2.
But trust me, Pupstin.
We're going to hit the CHF back.
But for now. Let your little punk do his work.
And me? I got The Big Dog going out there.
Now believe that.
[Nick Foley as Mr. Aikman]
Oh no, Mr. Aikman.
The CHF has taken over the WCC!
What should we do?
Well Nick, I think it's time we call upon the Super Saiyan!
Gee, Mr. Aikman, that's a really great idea.
But the only problem is, Minh Wyatt messed with Deez Bryan's head.
I don't know if he's in the right state of mind.
[Nick Foley as Mr. Aikman]
That's okay, Nick. We can fix him!
Remember your training, Deez.
You are the chosen one.
And I'm here to teach you the final technique that will take you to FantasyMania.
But it'll help you win the whole league!
The Spirit Bomb!
[Crowd]
SI! SI! SI! SI!
[Deez Bryan]
What does that mean?
[Nick Foley]
Yes.
*Commercial*
You're still the man, Kap.
*Commercial*
CM PUP makes his way out to the ring to huge heat.
[CM PUP]
You know, boo me all you want.
I don't really give a rat's ass what you people think.
All this talk about the Authority turning their back on the WCC.
The Authority taking the WCC Champion back to the CHF.
[CM PUP]
Well I hate to be a broken record.
But the WCC League Championship, the real one, rests comfortably in my hands.
Shane, Stephaneah, Single H.
I'm issuing you a challenge.
Dolph Riggler versus CM PUP.
Winner becomes the real WCC Champion.
*Toman Reign's Music Hits*
*Crowd Boos*
[Toman Reigns]
That's a nice shiny belt you got there, PUP.
And I'll admit, last season you were the man.
You beat us all and you won the Championship.
Keyword. Last season.
Look at the standings now.
There is one man who leads all managers in points.
One man, who stands alone in the Power Rankings.
And you're looking at him.
[Toman Reigns]
So maybe, maybe you're done rustlin' jimmies.
Maybe you're done pretending to be a football player.
Because in all reality, you are a Fantasy Manager.
One of the best. So if we're going to take down the CHF.
We're going to need your help.
[CM PUP]
We're?
Who exactly is we're?
*Vic Ambrose's Music Hits*
[Vic Ambrose]
This is it, PUP.
We saw John Seana go down tonight.
Deez Bryan is still possessed.
This is all we have.
You, me and Reigns.
We're the last remaining members of the WCC.
And we are vastly outnumbered.
It's time for you to drop these dreams of becoming a UFC Quarterback and come home.
It's time to take back the WCC.
[CM PUP]
Let me make one thing clear.
I do not need you.
For two consecutive seasons, I dominated the West Coast Cousins.
And sure, maybe this season I've struggled at times.
But I am back on the rise.
I am climbing up the standings.
I am back in the Top 6.
And when the dust clears, I will go to FantasyMania
and I will taken down the CHF.
And I don't need the Dogs of Justice to help me.
You see, I live by one motto.
DTA. Don't trust anyone.
We saw what happens when you trust The Authority.
We saw what happens when you believe in fairy tale Super Saiyans.
If anything, you'll probably just slow me down.
So thanks, but no thanks.
*Shane McMahon's Music Hits*
The Houston crowd erupts as CHF Owner Shane McMahon makes his entrance.
[Shane McMahon]
Isn't that cute?
Look at the three of you!
You can't get along, you wanna tear each other's heads off.
And you know what?
That is absolutely perfect.
You know why?
Because my plan is getting bigger and better as we speak.
I mean, let's do a head count here.
[Shane McMahon]
I have the Cameron House Fantasy Football League.
[Shane McMahon]
The New World Order.
[Shane McMahon]
The Authority.
[Shane McMahon]
The Apex Predator!
Sandy Orton!
[Shane McMahon]
The CHF Champion, Tai Rollins!
[Shane McMahon]
And of course, the WCC Champion!
The Show Off!
Dolph Riggler!
[Stephaneah McMahon]
Allow us, to be the first to introduce you to..
The New World Authority of the Corporate Cameron House Fantasy League!
And this Sunday at Halloween Havoc..
It's going to be real spooky.
Because the NWACCHF will finish off the remaining WCC Superstars.
And then, the West Coast Cousins will be no more.
[Stephaneah McMahon]
Defending the Cameron House Fantasy Championship this Sunday,
Tai Rollins will take on Vic Ambrose in a No Holds Barred match!
[Stephaneah McMahon]
And the WCC's Number 1 Ranked Superstar?
You want Santa Clara Gold Diggers?
Well, you're not gonna get him.
You're going to get something far worse.
The Beast!
Santa Clara LESNAR!
[Stephaneah McMahon]
And the silly question of who is the real WCC Champion?
Well PUP, we're going to end the speculation once and for all.
In a 2013 FantasyMania Main Event rematch,
it's going to be 2014 League Champion, CM PUP
versus 2013 League Champion, Dolph Riggler!
[Stephaneah McMahon]
And just like he did a few years ago, PUP.
Dolph Riggler is going to kick your ass.
And once and for all, the WCC Champion will be officially merged
and the West Coat Cousin will die.
