Sunday, August 11, 2019

2018 WCC Season Recap: The Waiver Wire


Last Season on the West Coast Cousins


D'justin Barksdale
You see this?
This the King.


Det. Tai
Jesse Barksdale and Kenneth Bell run everything south of San Francisco.


D'justin Barksdale
And this... is the go get shit done piece.


Det. Tai
They're the main targets.
And I don't want them, or any of the San Francisco cousins,
winning the WCC League Championship.


Det. Tai
Your boy, Erik Stevens.
Found dead in the projects.
That's how y'all do your own people, huh?


D'justin Barksdale
Where's Stevens?
Where the fuck is Stevens, String?


Kenneth Bell
D'justin, shut your mouth.


Victor Oumar
This here?
This is it.
We dominated the regular season, but this is the job.
We win this game, we win the WCC League Championship.
Then we walk away from this here game, you feel me?
Retire from the WCC on top of the world.


Police Officer
Victor Oumar, you're under arrest for murder mother fucker.


Victor Oumar
Who I kill?


Marlo Stealthy
For a man who keeps his ear to the ground, you ain't do much keeping your ear to the ground.
Word is Oumar was looking to hit your last shipment.
Now, he's going away for murder.

Prop Vinny
Why do I feel like this favor comes with strings attached?


Marlo Stealthy
Cause it do.
I want in.
I want a head seat at the table.
The co-ownership of the Co-Op.
And I want the playoffs.


The Baugh
As of this moment, I will now be taking over the SCGD unit.
This investigation just became a whole lot bigger than a couple of drug dealers.




Det. Joyce
Wait, what's that?
Two males. Black hoodies.
713! 713!


Det. Tai
Gunshots!
Officer down.
I repeat, officer down!



Rocksonberg
Saul!
Listen to me.
I need the number, I need to disappear.


Ed
Mr. Lambert, welcome to New Hampshire.


Lt. Kevin
Jesse Barksdale, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say can and will be used against you.


Det. Tai
Catch you later.


D'justin Barksdale
I'm family, right?
What about me for once?
How is he gonna make all that shit in the trunk disappear?
Ma, they giving me a chance to walk away from all of this and start over.


Brianna Barksdale
And what are you giving them?
How are you gonna start over without your peoples?
If you ain't got family, then what the hell you got?


Kenneth Bell
I need to put out a hit.
But I can't go through my people.
And it gotta look like an accident.

Oakland Drug Dealer
No mistakes.




Kenneth Bell
And what are the people in the inside saying?


Jesse Barksdale
....
Just tied a rope around a knob and just sat his ass down.


Kenneth Bell
Well we did his homegoing right.
Everyone was there, wish you could've been there man.
This ain't on you.
Too Sweet.

Jesse Barksdale
For life.


The Baugh
This is where the WCC Championship belongs.
This is where it deserves to be.
And there is nobody that The Baugh trusts more than the 2018 WCC League Champion to protect this title at all costs.
If there is anyone that can keep this title out of the wrong hands, it's this year's League Champion.


The Baugh
So The Baugh is officially throwing his name into the hat and will be competing
 in this year's FantasyMania to earn the right to be called...
WCC League Champion!



The King
The most electrifying move in Fantasy Sports today!
The People's Elbow!


Michael Cole
The Baugh has won his first WCC League Championship title!


AJ Lee
Do you believe in ghosts?



Det. Tai
I'm sorry Joyce.
I'm afraid this was all my fault.


Det. Joyce
This ain't your fault, Tai.
The SCGD unit was created to stop the SF cousins from winning it all.
And it nearly worked.
So next season, we come back stronger.
And we do it right.
We beat all the SF cousins.
Barksdale, Bell, Oumar, Vinny, Marlo.
And The Baugh.
We beat them all.