Earth-1907
Narrator
In Earth-1907, stationed in the Blackwater Saloon,
we find the Barksdale Gang settled in since Kenneth Bell's train escape last season.
Despite a strong season, finishing in 3rd place in 2024,
Kenneth Bell and his gang have fallen on hard times.
The Fantasy Manager now finds himself in 10th place with a record of 3-6.
Terry McLaurin
There's someone asking about you.
Kenneth Bell
Asking about me? Who is it?
Terry McLaurin
Terry McLaurin
Some strangler, says he's a ghost from your past.
Claims to know you real well.
Kenneth Bell
Pretty sure I killed all my ghosts.
Let's see who this strangler is.
As Kenneth Bell looks out from the 2nd floor of the saloon,
we zoom in to find Nathaniel Love across the way, saddled on his horse.
Nathaniel Love
So, what's it gonna be?
You gonna bring me to your boss or what?
Jalen Hurts
Calm yourself, boy.
Boss said he don't know who you are.
Nathaniel Love
Trust me. Your boss knows who I am.
Maybe not in this world, but we've crossed paths many times in the past.
So why don't you stop wasting my time...
*Gun clicks*
Nathaniel Love
Really....? In the back?
What you think, Beckwourth?
Jim Beckwourth
Nah, he wouldn't do that.
See, because then I would have to put a bullet in his cranium.
Nathaniel Love
Your boss is going to his grave today, Jalen.
Whether or not you go with him, is entirely up to you.
Jalen Hurts
Ah, okay. I see.
You're after the bounty from the Pinkertons, huh?
Nathaniel Love
Bounty?
That's what you think this about?
Nah. It's much deeper than that.
I'm here to rid the multiverse of all Stark variants.
Which includes Kenneth Bell.
Jalen Hurts
If ya'll after Bell, you'd better had come with more than just the two of y'all.
Nathaniel Love
Aw come on....
Have a little faith.
Nathaniel Love
I don't ever do anything without my team.
Terry McLaurin opens fire.
Nathaniel Love and his Fantasy Team return fire.
Terry McLaurin is injured and she's shot in the quadriceps.
New England defense only puts up 1 point,
as Nathaniel Loves starts picking off Bell's Gang one by one.
Jalen Hurts produces 0 points as the Eagles are on a bye.
In his place, Jordan Loves only scores 10.02 points with no touchdowns
as Nathaniel Loves shoots him in the head.
Vidal and Pollard also score in single digits
as Kenneth Bell's lack of running back depth continues to hurt him.
Nathaniel Loves kills both running backs.
Narrator
Nathaniel Love has managed to eliminate the entire Barksdale Gang,
it is now left to just him and Kenneth Bell.
Kenneth Bell
Nathaniel Love, I presume.
Nathaniel Love
You presumed correct, sir.
Kenneth Bell
All of this for me, huh?
Now, in my line of work, you come to expect a moment like this.
Hell, the amount of people I've wronged, killed, stolen from.
You're bound to make some enemies, you know what I'm saying?
I've made my bed.... so, go on with it.
Nathaniel Love
Don't you want to know why I'm here?
Why I've come all this way to kill you?
Kenneth Bell
Heh. Not particularly.
Like I said, I've made a lot of enemies.
Whatever reason you've come here for, it don't matter.
Nathaniel Love
It might not matter to you, but it matters a hell of a lot to me.
And... since I love to talk, allow me to explain.
Nathaniel Love
I don't have any issue with you, personally.
You're all good in my book, Mr. Bell. You and your entire world, as a matter of fact.
In all likelihood, you're not the one I need to worry about.
More likely than not, you're just another random variable.
Another number in an infinite amount of realities.
But I've got to do my due dilligience.
Nathaniel Love
You see, I've seen everything.
Done everything.
I've viewed so many different timelines and been through so many of my variants,
I've come to know a thing or two about the future.... or the past.
But... you see, at some point in time, I'm.... unable to access a certain timeline.
Now, why is that? Hmm?
Nathaniel Love
I am the Conqueror. A tyrant of time.
How can it be that Kang is unable to view a timeline at some point in the future?
I asked myself that very question for some time.
I couldn't figure it out... until I came across a certain piece of evidence.
A prophecy, if you will.
A prophecy that claims that one day, Kang the Great, will be struck down by a Kendrick Stark variant.
Now, I'm sure you can understand my shock and awe when I came across this bit of news.
Kang the Conqueror defeated by MarthaMan? That cannot be.
Kendrick Stark is beneath me. Lumon is beneath me.
Evelyn, Shang-Chena, Ravonna, Harrison Butker, Vincent Rhodes - they are all beneath me!
Nathaniel Love
So I made a decision.
Rid the entire multiverse of Kendrick Stark variants...
And of course, all of those aforementioned variants.
Trust me, it won't be easy, but I will get it done.
I am a patient man and I will cleanse the multiverse of all variants who stand in my way.
Kenneth Bell
I won't lie, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
But it does sound like you belong in a loony bin, Nathaniel.
Nathaniel Love
No worries... I didn't expect you to understand.
It's complex, I know. This is beyond your comprehension.
In your world, you might be the most feared outlaw of your time.
But your reputation, your criminal career... it doesn't mean anything to me.
You just have the unfortunate luck of being related to Kendrick Stark through the multiverse.
And for that... you die.
Nathaniel Love fires his weapon, knocking Kenneth Bell to the ground.
He empties the clip, shooting a fallen Kenneth Bell repeatedly, killing him.
Narrator
Nathaniel Loves stands over the body of Kenneth Bell.
We can see the disappointment in Nathaniel's face,
this Stark variant is not the one and his work feels trivial.
Nathaniel Love
Rest now, Stark.
There's more to come.... there's always more.
WEST COAST KANG:
THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR
Episode Ten - Music Dance Experience
BORDERLAND
Narrator
We return to Borderland as Thor Rocksinson's first challenge of the God Trials begin.
An epic Week 9 duel between Thor Rocksinson and Alexx the God Butcher.
Alexx strikes early, scoring 11.50 from Michael Pittman.
A dominant performance from Sam Darnold nearly puts Rocksinson away
as the Seattle QB throws for 4 touchdowns, scoring 28.20.
But Sam LaPorta responds with 15.70
Thor Rocksinson charges up, 18.00 from his kickerFairbairn.
Another offensive explosion as Davante Adams scores multiple touchdowns.
But Alexx has Rocksinson right where he wants him,
9.00 from David Montgomery.
Somehow Rocksinson is able to get Alexx off and reverses the hold.
Alexx calls for his Necrosword.
Alexx stabs his sword into Borderland and disappears into the shadows.
Thor Rocksinson
Is that it?
Theatricality and deception?
You hide in the shadows, quivering in fear.
Come on out, you coward!
Come out and face me Alexx!
Thor Rocksinson
Is that all you got, Zeus?
Is that the best the God Trials have to offer?
Zeus
No... it is not.
Baucules enters.
Baucules
Thor Rocksinson. Son of Odin.
Thor Rocksinson
Baucules... of course you would send your son to do your dirty work, Zeus.
So be it. Just bring it, Baucules!
Baucules
You don't have to tell me twice.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Vinpool
Alright, X-23.
Let's see what kind of streaming apps you have.
Whatever it is, it's got to be better than Disney+.
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나는 살인자이지만, 어린 소녀의 생명을 구하고 싶어서 좋은 사람입니다.
Vinpool
And on this week's episode of subplots that I don't care about...
011
저는 북한 출신이고, 청중들은 저와 공감할 겁니다. 저는 좋은 사람이니까요.
011
이 쇼의 시청자들은 제 이야기에 완전히 매료되었습니다. 시청자들이 쇼의 절반에 투표하는 것을 보는 것보다 훨씬 낫습니다. 제 이야기는 그저 의미 없는 이야기가 아닙니다. 정말 중요한 이야기입니다. 저는 좋은 사람이고, 만약 당신이 이 남자의 목숨을 구하지 않는다면, 저는 당신을 죽일 것입니다. 제가 좋은 사람이라는 것을 기억하세요.
Vinpool
Oh, God.
I don't speak Korean!
How do you switch to the shitty English dub?
Vinpool
X-23!
Laura... I need a Gen Z to show me how to use this Alexa controller...
Kang suddenly appears on Vinpool's TV.
Kang the Conqueror
Good day, West Coast Cousins....
Wade V., please step forward.
By having the courage to stand up to the League Commissioner and quit the league,
you have earned for you and your fellow Fantasy Managers,
a 5 minute Music Dance Experience.
Vinpool
What? A Music Dance Experience?
I love those... I choose... Defiant Jazz.
Kang the Conqueror
Those this experience is in Wade V.'s honor,
I encourage all of the West Coast Cousins to take advantage of the opportunity presented.
The lights flutter as the music begins.
Kang the Conqueror
Hahahaha....
Shakey Jake by Joe McPhee plays.
Kang the Conqueror
Welcome to the Music Dance Experience.
Vince Gilligan
The truth is, this was all some kind of happy accident.
Peter Gould
When you bring in the possibilities of Kang and the multiverse,
it all started to come together.
Kevin Feige
As you know, we like the notion that we've always had a plan.
Kevin Feige
We've always had a plan.
Announcing for the first time ever...
Kevin Feige
West Coast Cousins: Sleeper Wars
Kang the Conqueror
Come on, Wade V.
Get up and show us your moves...
Arthur Fleck
Love will abide...
Arthur Fleck
Take things in stride....
Arthur Fleck
Sounds like good adviceeee...
But there's no oneeeee at my sideeeee...
Arthur Fleck
And time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen
Arthur Fleck
That's what someone told meeeee...
But I don't know what it means....
Cause I've done everything that I know...
To try and make you mine
Arthur Fleck
And I think I'm gonna love you... for a long... long time.
Bruce Wayne
I was never afraid before you showed up....
CFL
You are looking at the #1 Ranked Fantasy Manager in the world.
CFL
I am the greatest Fantasy Manager in the West Coast Cousins today...
CFL
Because I'm better than you... AND YOU KNOW IT!
Cable
Turn it off! The music!
LAUDATE OMNES GENTES LAUDATE
Cable
Shut it off! Get everybody out!
Cable...?
MAGNIFICAT IN SECULA
ET ANIMA MEA LAUDATE
MAGNIFICAT IN SECULA
Vinpool can't resist, he gets up and dances to the music.
Kevan walks in and finds him dancing.
Kevan
What the hell are you doing...?
The music intensifies and gets louder.
Kang the Conqueror
Witness the end of it all...
We see a glimpse of Kang harnessing an unknown element.
Kang the Conqueror
Witness the end of all life....
For life is doomed.
We see a future of Earth-1887 being shattered.
Vinpool
Oh my God...
The Joker
He can never prune our love, Bats....
Love wins. Always.
Vinpool
I am so awake right now.
The White Rabbit
WAKE UP!
Vinpool
Kevan, he's... he's a monster...!
Vinpool
He's gonna destroy us all!
Vinpool
Kevan, I see everything! This is the end of everything.
Kevan
What the hell are you talking about?
Vinpool
We have to stop him!
Kevan
Stop who?!
Vinpool grabs his head as he suffers through a massive headache.
Vinpool
AGGGHHHH!
Kevan also undergoes the same migraine.
Kevan
GRRRRR.... What the hell is that....?
The White Rabbit
Hahahahaha....
Hello, Wade. It's time to join us.
The White Rabbit
This is the beginning... and The End.
We'll make things right, we promise.
The White Rabbit
It's time to wake up and join us.
