Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Fantasy War Episode 3 - Money in the Bank


Jim Ross
Welcome to Wednesday Night Preview!
We come to you live from Cleveland, Ohio.


Jim Ross
King, it is Week 3 and it's still early.
But this is the time of year where we shake things up a bit.

King
That's right, JR!
Because this Sunday is Money in the Bank!
Winner of the Money in the Bank ladder match will get a contract
to play for the WCC Championship at the time of their choosing.
It's a big advantage on the season, who knows who will come out on top.


*Shane McMahon's Music Hits*


*Crowd Cheers*

Jim Ross
And here is the Principal Owner of the West Coast Cousins,
Shane McMahon!

King
Listen to this crowd, JR!
They love Shane!

Jim Ross
Who can blame 'em, King?
Shane has done a lot for this league and fought hard to bring
back the wrestling storylines.

 

Shane McMahon
Cleveland, how are we doing tonight?

*Crowd Cheers*

Shane McMahon
As you all know, this Sunday is one of the year's most anticipated
Pay-Per-Views, Money in the Bank!
Anything can happen at Money in the Bank,
and tonight, I'm here to announce the participants in this year's match.


Shane McMahon
We all know Money in the Bank is a game changer.
Anyone who wins the briefcase has the opportunity to change
 the course of regular season.
Which is why this year's participants are some of the most noteworthy
Superstars in the entire league.
Guys like... The Big Dog, Rockson Reigns!
The Viper, Sandy Orton!
What about the Phenomenal, Justin Styles?
Vic Moxley, Kevin Owens and The Hiz!


Shane McMahon
You're gonna see them all this Sunday at Money in the Bank.
But I know the fans right here in Cleveland, they want to see them tonight.
Which is why, I'm booking tonight's main event for a Six Man Tag Match.
When the team of Rockson Reigns, Vic Moxley and Kevin Owens,
takes on the team of Sandy Orton, The Hiz and Justin Styles!

*Crowd Cheers*


Shane McMahon
Now, onto other matters and the future of the West Coast Cousins.
When I envisioned the West Coast Cousins, post Vince McMahon era,
I envisioned a product universally loved by our fans.
I knew I had some big shoes to fill and above all else,
I needed to maintain the spirit that is the WCC.
It certainly hasn't been easy, but I hope my father is somewhere proud
of what we've accomplished so far in the West Coast Cousins.
And I'll be honest, this job, is something I never wanted to do alone.
I always thought that one day, I would be running this league
with my dear sister, Stephaneah McMahon and my brother in law, Single H.

*Crowd Boos*


Shane McMahon
Hey, I hear ya. I know.
They aren't the most popular couple in the business.
But say what you want, I know my father would have wanted this.
And while it may be a controversial decision,
I have brokered a deal to bring in Stephaneah McMahon and Single H,
the new minority owners of West Coast Cousins!


*Single H's Music Hits*


The crowd boos as Single H and Stephaneah McMahon make their way out.

Jim Ross
Well this is a surprising turn of events.
Folks, stay with us over the break,
as we return live on Preview with The Authority.


WEST COAST COUSINS:
FANTASY WAR

Episode Three - Money in the Bank


Single H
First and foremost, I would like to apologize.

*Crowd Boos*

Single H
I would like to apologize to each and every single one of you,
because the way I ran things the first time around,
may have been misguided.


Single H
No, really. I sincerely apologize.
It takes a man to admit when he was wrong.
And I can stand here in front of all of you and admit, I was wrong.
But you have to understand, I have the league's best interest at heart.
I have learned from my mistakes and I am ready to move foward.
Alongside Shane and my wife, we will take the WCC to new heights.
And you don't have to take my word for it.
Just give me a chance to win you ov--


*CM PUP's Music Hits*


*Crowd Cheers*

Jim Ross
Here we go again, King!

King
But is he actually here?


CM PUP appears on stage as the crowd goes wild.

King
Ah! He is!

Jim Ross
Do not adjust your television set,
CM PUP is LIVE on Preview!
The Best in the League is back!



Jim Ross
There is certainly no love lost between these two men.
One of the longest running feuds in WCC history,
CM PUP and Single H.
These two simply cannot stand one another.


Single H
I was wondering when you'd show up.
Which is why I filed a restraining order against you,
after you crashed the party at SummerSlam.
You're not allowed to step foot on WCC Property.
Get security down here.


CM PUP
Seriously?
You're not gonna at least let me talk first?
I mean H, these fans came to be entertained.
You want to squander the best thing that's happened to your show in years,
and kick out CM PUP?
And seriously? Security?
What? Single H isn't man enough to do it himself?


CM PUP
But sure, kick me out.
Kick me out during the highest rated segment of the night.
Good luck explaining it to the board members,
why your ratings took a nosedive as soon as you took me off the air.


Single H
I don't have to explain anything to the board members.
Everyone knows that you turned your back on this league.
You knew you couldn't do it yourself,
so you had to cry like a little bitch until you got your way.


CM PUP
Couldn't do it myself?
I mean 3x League Champion, I think that speaks for itself.
Someone sounds upset that they're not the only one with 3 League Championships.
And you talk about righting your wrongs and not making the same mistakes,
but it seems to me, like the same old shit.
You haven't changed at all,
you're just running around in circles.
Same old Authority, business as usual in the WCC.


CM PUP
But you know what? I won't even waste my time.
Because truthfully, I'm not here for that.
I'm here for something more important than you versus me.
For the first time in a long time, 
I'm here to do something that isn't just about me.
I'm here because we have to stop Donald Trump.

*Crowd Boos*


Single H
Chuckling:
Oh God, PUP.
You've really lost your mind, haven't you?

CM PUP
I'm not kidding around.
Donald Trump is coming and when he gets here,
he's coming after the WCC Championship.
You want to know why I interfered in Kenny Omega's match?
Because that title needs to be protected by a Fantasy Manager in the WCC,
not someone from All Fantasy Wrestling.
We need a Champion who can protect the title.
So how about you grant me a title shot?


Single H
A title shot?
You've definitely lost your mind.
You're a retired Superstar.
You don't have what it takes anymore.


CM PUP
I don't have what it takes anymore?x
That's funny coming from you.
Take off the suit, let's go a couple of rounds.


Kanye West appears on the titantron.

Kanye West
Hear me and rejoice,
you are about to be invaded by the Supporters of Donald.
 Be thankful that your meaningless lives--


CM PUP
Hey, nobody wants to listen to a bipolar nutcase like you.
So I suggest you get out of here,
because this has nothing to do with you.


Kanye West
He exhausts me.
Bring in the Bullet Club.


*The Bullet Club's Music Hits*


The Bullet Club make their way out to the ring.


They surround Single H and CM PUP.


Jim Ross
My God, what's gonna happen here?
Single H and CM PUP are heavily outnumbered.



Kenny Omega
Muhahahaha...
As you can see, The Bullet Club holds all the cards.
But don't worry, we're not here to hurt anyone.
This is just a demonstration to show you what you're up against.
Call it an intimidation tactic.


Kenny Omega
Tama Tonga, Bad Luck Fale, Yurjiro Takahashi.
The Young Bucks. We are The Bullet Club.
And we run the Fantasy sports world.
So apropos that to Money in the Bank.
The team of Single H and CM PUP,
taking on the Young Bucks, 
Miles Sanders and Nick Chubb in tag team action!


Jim Ross
Whoa, Kenny Omega laying down the gauntlet!

King
He can't do that can he?!

Jim Ross
I'm not sure, 
but I don't think Single H and CM PUP are backing down from a fight.



Kenny Omega
Let's see if you two can co-exist...
muahahahaha!

*Commercial*


*Commercial*


*The Baugh's Music Hits*


*Crowd Cheers*

Jim Ross
The roof is about to come off here at the Quicken Loans Arena!
Everyone is on their feet for The People's Champion,
who last night, lost the WCC Championship to John Seana.
What a battle it was between those two competitors.


Jim Ross
Let's see what the former Champion has to say,
and what's next for the People's Champion.


The Baugh
Finally.... The Baugh, HAS COME BACK
to CLEVELAND!

*Crowd Cheers*


The Baugh
John Seana, last night you were the better man.
You earned my respect and you gave The Baugh everything you've got.
But the fact of the matter is this,
it doesn't matter who holds the WCC Championship.
What matters is who is standing at the end of the season.
Because The Baugh has one date in mind.
December 13th, 2020.


The Baugh
Oh yeah, December 13th, 2020.
Week 14, the start of this year's FantasyMania.
The Baugh is gonna work that much harder,
and maybe The Baugh will see you down the line, John Seana.
Because in 11 short weeks, The Baugh is looking
 to secure his playoff spot.
Book his ticket to FantasyMania and become 2x WCC League Champion!
It doesn't matter if the season is shortened, it doesn't matter if it's cancelled.
It doesn't matter if The Baugh has to beat COVID-19 all by himself!
The Baugh is here and I promise you this...
from the bottom of my heart--


We're really glad that you're our friend,
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.


Minh Wyatt
Hi Baugh!
It's me, Minh!
And we are SO happy to have you back.
Baugh, you have no idea, we've been waiting for this moment FOREVER!


Minh Wyatt
Let me introduce you to my friend, Huskus the Pigboy.
When little children buy their WCC action figures,
they only want one thing!
They want a fit, muscular, handsome WCC Superstar.
You've got to look good and FEEL good!
And as you can see, Baugh.
Huskus... well... he's kind of... on the heavy side.


Minh Wyatt
But come on, Baugh.
Look at you! You're the super fit action star!
What a fantastic role model.
Waking up at 4 am, pumping iron and eating healthy.
Do you think you can help us, Baugh?
We need your help!
It's time to... EXERCISE!


Minh Wyatt
What do you say, Huskus?
Will you come with me to the Iron Paradise and train with The Baugh?

Huskus the Pigboy
But I don't want to work out!


Minh Wyatt
Oh, Huskus!
Nobody is going to tell you this, buddy.
But one day, all the success and gluttony is gonna come back
 and bite you in the tail.
But one day, you could be great.
One day, people are gonna tell you that you're a genius and 
you've got the whole world in your hands.

Huskus the Pigboy
Really?


Minh Wyatt
Really!
But only if you work really, really hard.
If you don't get in tip top shape,
you'll never be pushed to the top.
Just take a look at my friend, The Baugh here.
He became League Champion by being the hardest worker in the room.
And if you don't look like him, the boss will never make you champion.


The Baugh looks on, watching from the ring.


Minh Wyatt
Which is why, Huskus, we need to get really fit!
We're gonna work so hard.
And we're going to see The Baugh this Sunday at Money in the Bank!
But only if that's okay with you, Baugh.
We want to work out with you!
And who knows?
Maybe I'll bring a couple of friends me with me.


The Baugh stares on, confused.


Minh Wyatt
I can't wait to see you Baugh!
We're gonna be such great friends
and all you have to do is....
let me in.
....
....
BYE!!!! SEE YA!!!


We're really glad that you're our friend,
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.

*Commercial*

*Commercial*

Six Man Tag
Sandy Orton, Justin Styles and The Hiz
vs.
Kevin Owens, Rockson Reigns and Vic Moxley


Jim Ross
Welcome back to Preview, our main event is underway
and joining us at ringside is the WCC Champion John Seana.


John Seana
It's great to be here Jim Ross, thanks for having me.

Jim Ross
First of, congratulations on your win last night and the 2-0 start.
But this is the WCC, we're always looking ahead.
And in this match, you're looking at a potential #1 contender.
Winner of the Money in the Bank match can cash in at any time,
and challenge you for the WCC Championship.
Is there any particular WCC Superstar in this match
that you think would give you the best matchup?


John Seana
I'm going to be honest, I think any of these 6 Superstars
would be a great challenge. Rockson Reigns looks great
with the rebranding, then you've got guys like Kevin Owens.
If Kevin Owens plays at the level that he played on last season,
he'll definitely be in the conversation.
And I think that's reflected his first place power ranking.


Jim Ross
Tag, in comes The Hiz,
who last night defeated Rockson Reigns.
We would think Rockson Reigns wants a measure of revenge
in tonight's match and heading into Money in the Bank.


Jim Ross
Both managers tag out! Here comes Kevin Owens and Sandy Orton.
We haven't seen too much of the Viper, Sandy Orton in the early going,
but I can assure you this, Sandy Orton is as dangerous as ever.


John Seana
Sandy Orton is absolutely dangerous.
She tends to finish the season strong,
I'm fully expecting her to make a run and maybe even
become Ms. Money in the Bank.

Jim Ross
Well that brings me to my next point, John.
Last week you said that this season is your do or die season,
what did you mean by that?


John Seana
It's no secret, JR. 
11 seasons in, 0 League Championships to show for it.
I don't believe the West Coast Cousins has seen my best,
I do I feel that I have something left in the tank.
This is my opportunity to seiz--



*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*


Jim Ross
Wait a second, John.
I think we're being interrupted by Chris Vinson's Inner Circle.
Robbie Gould and Tom Brady.


Jim Ross
And that's George Kittle, the enforcer.

King
What are they doing out here, JR?

Jim Ross
I have no idea, as far as I'm concerned,
they have no business in this match.


The Inner Circle starts pummeling everyone in the ring.


John Seana
Hold on guys. I'll be right back.


Seana clears the ring, throwing out Kittle.


The Cleveland fans cheer as Seana celebrates in the ring.


Jim Ross
Oh! But look out!
A cheap shot from Chris Vinson!

King
Where did he come from?


Chris Vinson
You're looking at the new Champion.
Come on! Get up Seana!

Seana attempts to get up,
but the Inner Circle come back in and beat down on Seana.


Jim Ross
A cowardly attack, Vinson waited for the opportune moment.
And now the numbers game has overwhelmed John Seana
and the rest of the Money in the Bank participants.


Vinson grabs his AFW Championship and the WCC Championship.

Chris Vinson
You're looking at the new double champ, baby!