Saturday, August 9, 2014

The Cure For The Common Fantasy League


[Mr. McMahon]
  It has been said that anything can happen here in the West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football League, but now more than ever, truer words have never been spoken.
This is a conscious effort on our part to "Open the Creative Envelope" so to speak, in order to entertain you in a more contemporary manner.


[Mr. McMahon]
Even though we call ourselves "Fantasy Football" because of the athleticism involved in using the keyboard to draft, drop and add players, the keyword is "Fantasy". The WCCF extends far beyond the strict confines of sports presentation into the wide open environment of broad based entertainment.
We borrow from such program niches like wrestling programs such as "WWE Monday Night Raw" or movies like "X-Men: Days of Future's Past", commercials from NFL Players, and other widely accepted forms of television entertainment. We, in the WCCF, think that you, the audience, are quite frankly, tired of having your intelligence insulted.

 

[Mr. McMahon]
 We also think that you're tired of the same old simplistic theory of Good Guys versus Bad Guys. Surely the era of the Super Hero urging you to have Hustle, Loyalty and Respect is definitely, passe.  Therefore we've embarked on a far more innovative and contemporary creative campaign, that is far more invigorating and extemporaneous than ever before. However, due to the live nature of Wednesday Night Preview, we encourage some degree of parental discretion, as it relates to the younger audience allowed to stay up late.


[Mr. McMahon] 
We are responsible television producers who work hard to bring you this outrageous, wacky, wonderful world known as the WCCF. Through some 50 years, the West Coast Cousins Football League has been an entertainment main-stay here in North America, and all over the world. One of the reasons for that longevity is that as the times have changed, so have we. I'm happy to say that this new vibrate, creative direction has resulted in a huge increase in blogger viewership, for which we thank Yahoo Sports for allowing us to have creative freedom. But most especially, we would like to thank you, for watching. Wednesday Night Preview is definitely the cure for the common Fantasy Football League. Don't be a star, be the bully.