[Ranallo]
It is officially FantasyMania season!
With just 3 weeks left to crown a League Champion, all eyes are set on this Sunday's matchups for the first round of the playoffs.
[Ranallo]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Mauro Ranallo alongside Corey Graves and this is perhaps the most anticipated FantasyMania in league history.
[Graves]
Not really, Mauro.
But the writers are trying their best to keep it interesting, I guess.
[Ranallo]
Stay tuned folks for the biggest FantasyMania ever.
The league's top 6 Fantasy Managers will duke it out, with only one Superstar left standing.
Who will it be?
[1] Minh Wyatt (10-3)
[2] Shinsuke Nickamura (9-4)
[3] Kenn Balor (8-5)
[4] Jenni Zayn (8-5)
[5] Kevin Waiting (8-5)
[6] Vic Ambrose (7-6)
The Authority's Music Hits
Single H draws heavy heat from the Houston crowd.
The crowd only grows louder when Single H reveals that he is in possession of the WCC World Heavyweight Championship belt.
[Ranallo]
A stunning turn of events took place last night at Takeover The End when Single H turned on Tai Rollins and Mr. McMahon.
Thanks to the actions of Single H, President Elect Donald Trump is the new owner of the WCC.
What does this mean for the future of the WCC?
[Stephaneah McMahon]
WELCOME TO THE WEST COAST COUSINS!
*Crowd Boos*
[Crowd]
BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!
[Stephaneah McMahon]
This isn't "FXT" and this certainly isn't a "Universal" Championship belt.
This is the only belt that matters.
The WCC World Heavyweight Championship!
*Crowd Boos*
[Single H]
You've got that right.
Shane McMahon is no longer in control of "FXT".
And Vince McMahon is no longer in control of the West Coast Cousins.
The WCC answers to one man and one man only.
President Trump!
*Crowd Boos*
[Crowd]
WE WANT RECOUNT!
WE WANT RECOUNT!
WE WANT RECOUNT!
[Single H]
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT!
You see, Vince McMahon was a great owner.
But that is past tense.
Vince McMahon no longer has the vision to do what is necessary.
Stephaneah and I ended wrestling storylines last season.
There weren't supposed to be anymore wrestling characters.
But instead of letting the Game of Fantasies story play out, he gave control to my brother in law.
Shane McMahon.
*Crowd Cheers*
[Single H]
Well, you cut off one head, two more shall take its place.
That's what the H in Single H stands for.
Hydra.
All season long, I've been undermining FXT.
That's what happened when we took out Tai Rollins.
That's what happened when JJ Styles and Vic Ambrose ended in a No Contest.
I've been in control this entire time.
And since last night's Championship match ended in a No Contest.
That means the WCC World Heavyweight Championship is now vacant.
For the first time in history, there is no Champion heading into FantasyMania.
Which means, this title is truly up for grabs.
And since I am this league's biggest star, I can't think of a better person to hold onto the title, than myself!
*Crowd Boos*
[Single H]
So who's it going to be?
Who will be the 2016 League Champion?
We certainly know who it won't be...
It won't be Tai Rollins.
So who should be crowned League Champion?
Maybe the King of Animal Style?
Shinsuke Nickamura?
*Crowd Cheers*
[Single H]
Oh shut up.
It's not going to be that non-english speaking freak.
But perhaps it will be... The Eater of Worlds.
Minh Wyatt?
*Crowd Boos*
[Single H]
Or maybe, my pick, the leader of the Bullet Club.
Kenn Balor!
*Crowd Boos*
Vic Ambrose cuts off Single H.
[Vic Ambrose]
Oh, Boss man.
You want to know who the League Champion is going to be?
I'll tell you who it's going to be.
[Vic Ambrose]
Because I've been waiting since 2014 to get my hands on Kenn Balor again.
Kenn Balor took what was mine 2 years ago.
And now, I'm back for redemption.
I'm back to claim the WCC League Championship.
[Single H]
The same way you claimed the Championship in last night's Championship match?
Oh yeah, that was real impressive Vic.
You've stumbled your way to the blocks.
If anyone has the least amount of momentum going into FantasyMania, it's you.
To be frank, I don't like your chances, buddy.
[Vic Ambrose]
Oh, you don't have to like my chances.
I don't have to be the favorite.
All I need is an opportunity.
You give me one shot at Kenn Balor and I'll blow his team out of the building.
The Bullet Club's music hits.
[Ranallo]
And there is his opponent, Kenn Balor riding the shoulders of Bad Luck Fale.
[Graves]
Vic Ambrose certainly has his hands full this Sunday.
Not only will he have to worry about Kenn Balor, but I'm sure the Bullet Club will make their presence known.
And without Deanglo Williams there to help him, I think Vic Ambrose just bit off more than he can chew.
[Karl Anderson]
Vic Ambrose.
Do the math.
Not only is your Fantasy Team outmatched, you are heavy undermanned.
Just save yourself the embarrassment and lay down.
There's no shame in throwing in the towel.
Save yourself for next season.
[Kenny Omega]
Save yourself or be the next victim of Hydra.
Muahhahahahaha.
You see Vic, they may call you the Lunatic.
BUT I.....
I AMMMMMM
THE C-C-C-C-C-LEANER!
AND I'VE GOT A FANTASY MANAGER IN MY SIGHTS.
BAOOOOOOOO
[Vic Ambrose]
Oh, I'm undermanned?
You might be right.
Maybe I can't outgun the Bullet Club.
Maybe... I'll just have to call a couple of my friends for backup.
The Shield's Music Hits
[Ranallo]
OHHH MYYYYY...
Here come the calvary!
Sidney Reigns and Tai Rollins.
THE SHIELD!
The Shield taunts the Bullet Club, daring them to step into the ring.
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson are weary, afraid to eat Superman punches.
[Kenn Balor]
We aren't going ta do tis on your terms, Vic.
We're going ta do tem on my terms.
[Kenn Balor]
See you Sunday.
Hail Hydra.
Backstage Segment
[Tom Phillips]
Chris, tonight we get a preview of this Sunday's FantasyMania match live on Preview when you go one on one with your best friend's opponent, Jenni Zayn....
[Chris Waiting]
What? One on one?
John, it is never a one on one match when my best friend, Kevin Waiting is out there to support me.
Kevin Waiting will be ringside to do commentary, you stupid idiot.
You think I'm actually worried about Jenni Zayn?
[Kevin Waiting]
He's not worried about Jenni Zayn, Ryan.
And neither am I.
Why should I be worried about Jenni Zayn?
She's an inactive.
[Chris Waiting]
And inactive lives don't matter, Kyle.
I can beat Jenni Zayn with one hand tied behind my back.
[Tom Phillips]
So does that mean you'll be playing Fantasy Football tonight with one hand tied behind your back?
[Chris Waiting]
What? No, you stupid idiot!
Why would I play Fantasy Football with one hand tied behind my back?
[Kevin Waiting]
The point my best friend is trying to make is, Jenni Zayn is not our equal, Jacob.
Jenni Zayn is a woman.
She gets less pay and has less rights as a human being.
[Tom Phillips]
Whoa, hey. Come on. I think..
[Kevin Waiting]
Shut up, Augusto.
Don't cut me off when I'm talking.
Jenni Zayn has no right to be playing in FantasyMania.
She doesn't know anything about football.
Everyone wants to make this big cinderella story about how she's overcome the odds.
Cinderella is a fairytale, Nathan.
Fairytales aren't real.
[Chris Waiting]
And you know what is real, Felipe?
Fantasy Football.
And tonight, I will display my Fantasy Football superiority.
Because not only is Jenni Zayn going to make The List.
But tonight... Jenni Zayn is going to get it.
[Tom Phillips]
Well I guess, there you have it...
[Chris Waiting]
..... IT!
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Singles Match
Chris Waiting vs. Jenni Zayn
The bell rings and this match is underway.
[Kevin Waiting]
Let me tell you something about Jenni Zayn.
Jenni Zayn is nothing like Kevin Waiting.
Kevin Waiting is a future League Champion.
I have been the best in this league for the past few years now.
I was the scoring champion 2 seasons in a row.
Now suddenly, Jenni Zayn wins a couple of regular season games and she's the next big thing?
Give me a break.
[Kevin Waiting]
I have the best character, the best gifs, best talking ability.
I really should have more story time.
I'm certainly a much better commentator than you, Byron.
And I'm a heck of a lot better than Michael Cole.
I'm glad they fired his ass this season.
[Ranallo]
Punch to the eye of Chris Waiting.
[Kevin Waiting]
That's not a punch to the eye.
That's a cheap shot.
He's holding his arm back.
How can Chris Waiting defend himself?
The referee needs to do his job and disqualify Jenni Zayn.
[Ranallo]
Kevin, we all know your storied history with Jenni Zayn.
The two of you grew up playing Fantasy Football together.
You two were inseparable.
Best friends.
And then suddenly, you turned on Jenni Zayn.
And now you've become best friends with Chris Waiting.
[Kevin Waiting]
What's your point, Mauro?
Do you have a point to the things you say, or do you just blurt whatever comes to mind?
[Ranallo]
My point is, how legitimate is your friendship with Chris Waiting?
How do we know you won't turn on Chris Waiting, or better yet, Chris Waiting turns on you?
[Kevin Waiting]
That's absolutely ludicrous, Mauro.
Where are you sources?
Where do you get this crap from?
Chris Waiting and I are best friends and our friendship is real.
We don't pretend to like each other like you and Corey.
The fact of the matter is, Jenni Zayn doesn't deserve my friendship.
I gave everything to Jenni Zayn.
Jenni Zayn...
[Ranallo]
Oh look out!
Jenni Zayn sends Chris Waiting flying onto Kevin Waiting!
The match continues as Jenni Zayn takes it to Chris Waiting.
Kevin Waiting and Jenni Zayn duke it out.
[Ranallo]
The fight now spilling outside the ring.
[Ranallo]
Jenni Zayn and Kevin Waiting spilling out into the crowd!
It looks like they're going to keep fighting up to Sunday.
[Ranallo]
Folks, thank you for joining us for Wednesday Night Preview!
Who will advance to the 2nd round of the playoffs?
It's Jenni Zayn vs. Kevin Waiting.
Kenn Balor vs. Vic Ambrose!
You don't want to miss this!
Thank you and goodnight!
