West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football: 2013-09-22

SeaNa comes out to the stage to a mixed reaction.

[Cole]

Welcome to Wednesday Night Preview!
We're live from Cleveland, Ohio

And we kick off the show with none other than John SeaNa!

[SeaNa]
It's Wednesday Night so you know what that means!
It's time for Wednesday Night Preview!

*Crowd is Mixed*

[SeaNa]

And what a show it's gonna be!
What a show...
Sandy Orton turned on Single H.
Chuckanut is no longer champ.
Nyback lost his Money in the Bank...
and The Hiz cashed in.
We have a new WCC Champion people.
And I know what everything is thinking...
Some people would say that The Hiz cashing in his title shot right after Riggler's match was dishonorable.
But that's the game. And that's what makes West Coast Cousins so exciting!
You never know what could happen when you flip your channel onto this program.

[SeaNa]
So now here I am standing in this ring..
In the past two weeks, I have beaten The Crock and I have beaten Single H.
I have regained my status among the top of the league.
And I feel great.
I am ready for another shot at the title.
I want a match against The Hiz and I want it tonight!

CM PUP interrupts John SeaNa.

[CM PUP]
Wait a minute Johnny Boy...
Of all people, you think YOU deserve a title shot?
You? Mr. Face of the WCC.
The one and only Superstar that gets forced down our throat each and every week.
What have you done in this league?
I mean, let's really think about this, John.
Because you've been in this league since the very beginning and all you've ever managed to do was beat The Crock a few times.

Every season you're hyped as some high caliber main eventer but every season you struggle to even make it to the playoffs.

[SeaNa]
You got something to say to me PUP.
Why don't you come into this ring and say it to my face?

[CM PUP]
You know what?
I will SeaNa. Because I've wanted to say this for a very long time.
And excuse me if I unveil the curtains a little bit.
But I'm just speaking my mind.

PUP enters the ring.

[CM PUP]
You're John SeaNa!
Of course you get every title opportunity in the world.
You got the first title shot last year and you got it this year.
But me? I am the longest reigning WCC Champion of the modern era and I still haven't gotten my rematch.
And why? Because the writers like you?
Because you know the writers and the writers keep putting you in the storylines?
Yeah, you're advertised every week on Wednesday Night Preview.
While guys like me have to fight for their spot in this league.

[SeaNa]
You see PUP.
That's where you're wrong.
Because I have earned my place in this league.
I give my all every week.
And I don't do it for me.
No. I do it for these fans who pay their hard earned money to watch us play Fantasy Football.
You see PUP, you've lost sight of everything.
You're all about yourself and you've become so consumed with the WCC Championship, that you've forgotten about the fans.

[CM PUP]
Me?! I've lost sight?
No John, I haven't lost sight of anything.
You've lost sight.
You're so concerned with writing crappy storylines, that you're no longer focused on playing Fantasy Football. You've taken the term Fantasy and taken it too far.
These wrestling storylines that you've made up...
I don't know where it came from, but it certainly doesn't make any sense.
Because in the end it's just Fantasy Football.
There is no WCC Universe.
These "fans" you speak of? They don't exist.
I'm sorry John, but even in this delusional Universe where you're the face of the League, you still don't deserve a title shot.
I do.
I'm the best in the league.
And I've been overlooked over and over again.
But not this time Johnny Boy.
Because your time is up and my time is now!

Out comes the former WCC Champion, Dolph Riggler.

[Riggler]
You've got to be kidding me.
While you two losers who have never actually won a playoff game in this league argue over who deserves a title shot...
I'm the one who actually beat "The Best in the League" in Week 1.
I'm the one who actually held the title this year!
But no, I get screwed over because some guy who isn't even active in this league has a hot week and cashes in his title opportunity.

[Riggler]
If anyone is next in line for The Hiz... it's me.

Commissioner John Laurinaitis comes out to the stage.

[Laurinaitis]
Well it seems as if we have a bit of a predicament on our hands.
The three of you think you deserve a title shot and I think I have a solution to the problem.
In the interest of fairness, I've been ordered by the board of directors to give CM PUP a fair shot at the WCC Championship.
So I have made a match.
And PUP, this is your one and only shot at the title.
And trust me when I say, this is as close as you'll ever get to the belt.
Tonight we will have a match to determine the number one contender for the WCC Championship!
It will be CM PUP vs. Dolph Riggler vs. John SeaNa and the winner faces
The Hiz this Sunday at Extreme Rules

*Crowd Cheers*

[Laurinaitis]
Oh... and one other thing.
There will be a fourth participant in tonight's match.

[Jim Ross]
By God... Th-Th-That's gotta be Bears!
That's gotta be Cal Bears!
The Big Red Machine is back on Wednesday Night Preview!
He's back and he's after the WCC Championship!

*Commercial*

Sandy Orton Interview

[Cole]
Welcome back to Wednesday Night Preview ladies and gentlemen.
We now go live via Satellite to Sandy Orton's home in Seattle, Washington as we look to find answers to Sandy's surprise attack on Single H at Night of Champions.
Sandy, welcome to Preview.
I think I speak for everyone when I say why did you attack your mentor, Single H?

[SCGD]
Let me tell you something Michael.
Single H is a snake.
There is a reason why they call him the Cerebral Sandwich.
If I hadn't punt kicked him in the head, it would've been only a matter of time before Single H turned on me.
I'm sure he was already planning to have Batista drop me on my head.
Single H is always trying to hold me back.
He pretends to be my mentor, but I know he was jealous of my rise to the top.
He wanted to be 2012 League Champion.
And I spoiled the fun.

[SCGD]
Which is why I am always one step ahead of Single H.
That is why I have chosen to fly back home to Seattle for the week.
Who wants to go to Cleveland anyway?
No wonder LeBron James left that dump.

*Crowd Boos*

[SCGD]
While I sit at home and relax, Single H is just going to have to wait until Extreme Rules before he can lay his hands on me.

[Cole]
Well Sandy, I should warn you...
Single H is not scheduled to appear on the show tonight and I'm told that he redirected his flight to Seattle, Washington.

[SCGD]
... What?

A loud banging noise can be heard off camera.

Sandy Orton runs over to see what is going on.

Single H busts through Sandy Orton's door!

Sandy Orton runs.

[Single H]
Come on out... Sandy...
I just wanna talk.

[Single H]
You can run but you can't hide...
If I can't get you, I'll settle for Red Uncle.

[Single H]
Found you.

[SCGD]
Whoa... whoa...
What's your deal? You don't want to do this.
I'll be your Corporate Champ.
Come on. Just have Batista drop me on my head.
Don't do this!

Single H throws Sandy Orton out of her house and puts Fantasy Points on her.

[Single H]
I'll see you this Sunday Sandy!
No holds barred.
No disqualification.
Extreme Rules.

*Commercial*

*Commercial*

Number 1 Contender Match
Percy Harvin vs. Rock's Rad Team vs. Seadderall Seahawks vs. Cal Bears

Out comes the number 1 ranked pound for pound Superstar, CM PUP!

The former Champion makes his way down to the ring.

The bell rings and the match is underway!

All three Superstars immediately go after Bears.

PUP turns his attention to Riggler.

Chokeslam to SeaNa!

SeaNa and PUP take the action outside and into the crowd!

It's just Bears versus Riggler as Bears is dominating!

Suddenly The Shield appear on the titantron.

[Ambrose]
We are The Shield.
And we are here to serve justice to the WCC.
And Bears...
Your entire run in the WCC is an injustice.
You do not deserve to be here.