Tuesday, October 31, 2017

WCC Week 8 Recap: Remember the Outlaws


President Trump
Tommy, I'm afraid the hit on Ezekiel Elliott failed last week.
Balor is on the run.
But have no fear, I have a plan to take Ezekiel out this week.
An executive order to suspend that son of a bitch!


Tom Brady
You know, Donald.
I have a better idea.
Hold off on that suspension.
I hear that if we lose one game, we're going to fire Coach Ken.
And quite frankly, I'm sick of being coached by a minority.
Let Ezekiel play.

President Trump
You got it, Tom.

The Little Giants (Sarcastaball)
vs.
The Sharks (Dak Street Boys)


Josh McCown leads the Little Giants as Marcus Mariota sits for the week.


Kelce for 19.30 points burying Joyce's Sharks.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points: 
The Little Giants



The last place Little Giants pick up their second win of the season.
Joyce's Sharks have now lost 5 straight, the longest active losing streak in the league.
Joyce has fallen on hard times and it may be time to replace Coach Del Rio.

The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)
vs.
The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)



The Coyote's Russell Wilson takes on the rookie sensation, Deshaun Watson.


Watson overcomes the stomach flu that forced him to miss last week.
Can Watson salvage the season after Cam Newton nearly ruined it?


Monster game from both Wilson and Watson, but the Coyotes are too much going for 150.88 points.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Coyotes

The loss knocks The Thundering Herd out of the Top 6 with just 5 weeks to go.
Coach Victor will have to turn it around fast.
Meanwhile, Stealthy continues his climb back up the rankings.
True to Stealthy fashion, Stealthy is Top 4 in points on the season, but his record keeps him out of the Top 6... for now.

The Mustang (#7StormsComing)
vs.
The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)



The Mustang's have been widely considered one of the worst teams in the league thus far.
Derek Carr looks to at least end the season in the Consolation Bracket.


Behind Alvin Kamara's 13.60 points, the Mustangs narrowly edge the Average Justin's.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points: The Mustangs



The Baugh
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what we need to do.
That's what being a Mustang is all about.
Never give up.
Never count yourself out!
When you're down... pick yourself back up!
We've still go a shot at FantasyMania.
Don't give up on me yet.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLL

The Flames (Rock's Team)
vs.
The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)



Rockson's Flames pick up the win against Howard's Mud Dogs, keeping the Former League Champion in the Top 4.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points: The Flames

A somewhat successful season for The Mud Dogs so far, at least by Howard's standards.
Can The Mud Dogs maintain their pace and stay in the consolation?
Or can Howard shock the world and make it to FantasyMania?

The Mean Machine (Mean Machine)
vs.
The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)



Kareem Hunt takes on his former team.
Antonio Brown returns against the Mean Machine.
The Battle between who won the trade?



Hunt and Brown perform very meagerly against their former teams.
But it's The Mean Machine's other stars that steal the show.



Juju Smith Schuster with 25.30 points.


Jerick McKinnon goes for 20.20.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mean Machine



The Mean Machine shock the Permian Panthers, giving them only their second loss of the season.
Is it time to take the Mean Machine seriously?
Has Coach Jesse returned to glory as his team places itself in good position for FantasyMania?
The Mean Machine enter the Top 3 and the 800 club.

WCC Championship Match
The Outlaws (Minh's Team)
vs.
The T.C. Titans



Justin Roberts
THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL...
AND IT IS FOR THE WCC CHAMPIONSHIP!
INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER...
THE OUTLAWWWWWWSSSSS

The King
Oh boy... JR, I'm telling you.
Don't overlook Minh's Outlaws.
They may be dead last in total points on the season, but they are a dangerous team.
This very well could be a trap game for the T.C. Titans.

Jim Ross
And not to mention King, they'll be looking to end Coach Ken's 7-0 streak.
Coach Ken needs one more victory to be the sole record holder of best start in League History.



The Outlaws start off and they look to be in serious business.
Ezekiel Elliott busts off a huge run against the tough T.C. defense.


It's half-time and the Outlaws are ahead on the score board.
Coach Ken will have to make some adjustments.


Coach Ken
Alright. Alright.
You boys are doing all that you can.
Everybody can see that.


Coach Ken
Win or lose.
I want you all to walk away with your heads held high.
Do your best.
That's all anybody can ask for.


Avon Barksdale
No it ain't, Coach.
With all due respect.
You demanded more of us.
You demanded perfection.


Avon Barksdale
Now, I ain't saying I'm perfect.
Cause I'm not.
And I ain't ever gonna be.
None of us are.
But we have won every single game we have played, 'til now.
So this team is perfect.
We stepped out on that field that way tonight.
And if it's all the same to you, Coach.
That's how we wanna leave it.



Coach Ken
ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
THIS IS OUR TIME NOW.
THE SECOND HALF IS OUR TIME.
We're gonna make some changes on defense.
We're gonna put Brady, Jackson, Diggs, Richard and Graham.
You're gonna play both ways the rest of the game.
I don't want Ezekiel to get across that line of scrimmage.
Let's go!
Our time...
Our time....


The Outlaw's Isiah Crowell stiff arms Desean Jackson to the ground.
Coach Ken has made a crucial mistake.
His offensive players have no experience playing both ways and their defense plays worse, not better.


Ezekiel Elliott leaps over Jimmy Graham.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND NEW WCC CHAMPION:
THE OUTLAWS

The T.C. Titans put on a strong effort without Todd Gurley and Leonard Fournette but lose their first game of the season 94.92-91.42.



Coach Minh
What did I tell you guys?
Outlaws are the NEW Champs.
This my star running back Ezekiel Elliott.
We bringing David Johnson back and we're winning the League Championship.
You just watch.



BREAKING NEWS

Jim Ross
Ezekiel Elliott has been suspended by President Trump.
A Executive Order to suspend quote/unquote "That Son of a Bitch."
It appears the Outlaws will be without their star running back for the remainder of the regular season.
How will the Outlaws defend their new Championship without their star Running Back?
But more importantly, what does this mean for the Outlaw's playoff chances?


Paul Heyman
Coach. I warned you this might happen...
I'm afraid they're going to fire you...