Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Week 16 Recap - FantasyMania Championship


The Championship weekend kicks off with a shot of San Francisco's Tenderloin district.


A delivery lady has come by in the early morning to Warren Sapp's local corner store.


Sapp's corner store is a front for Marlo Stealthy's drug organization,
and Stefon Diggs has come int to check in on the business.


He helps the delivery woman up the steps.


Delivery Lady
Thank you so much, young man.

Stefon Diggs
You're welcome.


Stefon Diggs
Any word on Oumar?
We still owe him from earlier this season.

Warren Sapp
Haven't seen him around Stefon.
I know he's in the Finals of the playoffs though.

Stefon Diggs
We all know that.
Time to bring him out.


Stefon Diggs suddenly pulls out his gun and shoots the delivery lady.
He then attacks Warren Sapp, leaving him bloody.


Stefon Diggs
Say Oumar.
When the police come,
tell them Oumar robbed you.
Repeat it to me.

Warren Sapp
Oumar robbed me.




The bright lights are on, the Championship week is here.
Michael Cole welcomes us to New Orleans, Louisiana.


Michael Cole
WELCOME TO WEST COAST COUSINS!
It is the biggest week in Fantasy Football.
Week 16, the Championship match.
And ladies and gentlemen, what a main event we have for you this season.


Michael Cole
Michael Cole, alongside my broadcast partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler.
And folks, this is it.
The culmination of a season of Fantasy Football in the WCC.
The Championship round of FantasyMania.
We are down to the final two.


Michael Cole
Number 4 seed, The Baugh vs. Number 1 seed, Vic Ambrose.
These two Fantasy Managers have come a long way to get to this point.
They are one win away from becoming WCC League Champion.


Michael Cole
They are backstage warming up for the grand finale.


Michael Cole
But first, we take a look back at how they got to this point.


1-2-3!

Michael Cole
And the Baugh is going back to the main event of FantasyMania!


The Baugh
When you put on that Mustang jersey, you are accepting the Mustang Challenge.
You aren't a loser anymore.


The Baugh
My name is The Baugh, and I'll be taking over the SCGD unit.
We are going to apprehend and arrest last season's Champion, Rocksonberg.
If ya smell what The Baugh is Cookin'.


The King
After two long seasons, finally, The Baugh has come back to the West Coast Cousins!


Michael Cole
Oh my! There may not be a deadlier Fantasy Manager in the league that Vic Ambrose.


Michael Cole
A dominant regular season record of 9-4, he has been leading the pack the entire season.
He is the bar when it comes to Fantasy Football.


Victor Oumar
Money ain't got no owners, only spenders.
And when it comes to this game, it's either play or get played.



Victor Oumar
Ayo listen here.
You come at the King, you best not miss.


The Baugh
You're just sumbitch that got put on the Baugh's target list.
And when it comes time to shoot, The Baugh don't miss.


Victor Oumar
All in the game, yo.
All in the game.


Vic Ambrose vs. The Baugh


WCC Championship Match
[4] The Baugh (7-6)
vs.
[1] Vic Ambrose (9-4)


Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCC League Championship!

*Crowd Cheers*


The Baugh's Music Hits


Justin Roberts
Introducing first..
From San Francisco, California.
He is the #4 seed, with a Professional FantasyMania record of 5 wins and 5 losses.
Hollywood's highest grossing actor, THEEEEEE BAUGH!

*Crowd Cheers*


Michael Cole
He is back on the biggest stage for the first time since 2012.
Following two losses in the FantasyMania Championship game, he is back for the third time.
Will The Baugh be able to win it all this time around?
He's facing a very tough opponent in Vic Ambrose who has been solid all season long.


The King
The Baugh is as electrifying as ever, the WCC Universe is going nuts.
He has been on a hot streak since the playoffs began.
What a FantasyMania moment this would be, if the Baugh can complete his journey.


Vic Ambrose's Music Hits


Justin Roberts
AND HIS OPPONENT...
From San Francisco, California,
The #1 seed, holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 2 wins and 3 losses...
The LunaVic Fringe, Vic AMMMMMBROSE!


Michael Cole
This is Vic Ambrose's second FantasyMania main event appearance.
And he is the odds on favorite to win it all.
Having been led by Todd Gurley all season long, he has been dominant.
He has been dangerous and frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if Vic Ambrose has his hand raised at the end of the night.
This has simply been his year.
One more win would cap an amazing season where Ambrose has won wire to wire.


The King
Well, he'll have to do it without his workhorse, Todd Gurley.
He has out with an injury in the biggest game of the year.
Unfortunately, the rest of his Fantasy team will have to step up.
But if anyone can do it, it's Vic Ambrose.



Michael Cole
And that's what it's all about.
The 2018 WCC Championship title is on the line.
Who will be crowned the WCC League Champion?
We are moments away from crowning a new Champion.


The Baugh in the blue corner


Vic Ambrose in the red.


The bell rings and we are underway!

Michael Cole
The Superstars tie up in the center of the ring.


The Baugh seizes control early, putting Vic Ambrose is a headlock.





Vic Ambrose fighting back now,
 Deshaun Watson with a strong 36.46 points.






High risk maneuver by Vic Ambrose!
But it does just as much damage to The Baugh as it does to himself.
A misstep by Ambrose starting Callaway and Jarwin.


Spinebuster by The Baugh!


The King
The most electrifying move in Fantasy Sports today...
The People's Elbow!


Vic Ambrose struggles to get to his feet as the Baugh stalks his prey.
BAUGH BOTTOM! BAUGH BOTTOM!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Champion:
The Baugh


Michael Cole
He's done it!
He's done it!
The Baugh is WCC League Champion!
What a career accomplishment for The Baugh.
He has reached the pinnacle of our sport.


Michael Cole
10 years in the making, The Baugh has finally accomplished his ultimate goal.
The 2018 Championship belongs to The Baugh.


Michael Cole
And what a disappointing loss for Vic Ambrose.
He had a hell of a season, but falls one game short of becoming Champion.
A valiant effort from Vic Ambrose,
but he will have to wait another year for a shot at becoming Champion.


The Baugh continues to celebrate as the crowd is going crazy for the new Champion.


Michael Cole
The Baugh has been through it all, years of heart break, blood, 
sweat and tears have led him to this moment.
The Baugh has entered The Circle of Champions, 
and has cemented his place among the WCC's elite Fantasy Managers.
A legacy defining moment for The Baugh, indeed.
What a moment for this young man.


As Victor Oumar prepares for the big heist, he stops by grocery store the night before.
He notices a cop car waiting outside.


He goes to the back and hides his gun inside the refrigerator.


He walks out with a cold beer.


A police officer stops him and orders him to put his hands against the wall.
The police officer knocks him down to the ground and handcuffs him.


Victor Oumar
What I do?

Police Officer
Murder. Mother fucker.

Victor Oumar
Who I kill?


A police car pulls up, and it's Kirk Cousin's of The Baugh's Mustang Unit.


Kirk Cousins
Victor Oumar, you are under arrest for the murder of a delivery woman.
You have the right to remain silent, everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.


Victor Oumar
They lying yo. I didn't kill nobody.
I want my phone call.
Tell LeGarrette Blount, they booking me for murder.


Marlo Stealthy
You know, for someone who makes it their business to keep their ear to the ground, you should really focus more on the part where you actually keep your ear to the ground.
I have it on good authority that Victor Oumar was planning on hitting your last shipment.
He followed Keenan Allen, and I followed him.
Thanks to me, that cock sucker going behind bars.

Prop Vinny
And why do I feel like this favor comes with strings attached?


Marlo Stealthy
You offered me a spot in the Co-Op earlier this season.
I want in.
I want the playoffs next season.
But not only do I want a seat at the Co-Op table.
I want a head seat.
I want control of the Co-Op.
That way, nobody will fuck with us.
Nobody.


Kim Wexler
Confessing to all the murders only avoids the death penalty.
You still have attempted murder of a police officer.
And with that, you're still seeing life with no parole.
But if you want a reduced sentence, you need to start talking about Barksdale and Kenneth Bell.


Ezekiel Elliott
Nah.


Det. Tai
The good news is we caught him.
Ezekiel Elliott, the son of a bitch is going behind bars.
We tried to get him to talk about Barksdale and Bell, but he's not budging.


Det. Joyce
As loyal as Zeke is, I wouldn't expect him to.


Det. Tai
Joyce, I want to apologize.
It's my fault you're here.
If I hadn't insisted on forming the SCGD unit, none of this would've happened.

Det. Joyce
Tai, shut the fuck up.


Det. Joyce
This is the job we signed up to do.
This ain't nobody's fault.
The SCGD unit did a lot of good.
We put  some bad people behind bars.
And there's still work to do.
The SCGD unit was a good thing.


Det. Tai
Except the SCGD unit was made so that a Seattle cousin would win the League Championship.
It should've been you.
You deserved it.
And then we let that asshole Baugh come in with his Mustang Unit.
Turns out, the son of a bitch is from San Francisco.

Det. Joyce
That's why we come back stronger next season.
Draft better players, and we take out all the SF cousins.
Bell, Baugh, Oumar, Marlo, Vinny.
All of them.


Kenneth Bell
They putting Zeke in there for life, but Zeke hang tough.

Jesse Barksdale
Zeke always been solid, I ain't worried about him and you let him know that we'll take care of him?


Kenneth Bell
No doubt.
And with The Greek gone, Prop Vinny still trying to set up the Co-Op.


Jesse Barksdale
...
What for?
He ain't got the product, why we need him?
Nah, we gonna set this shit up again.
I'll make a call to New York.
You do what you do on the outside.
And wait until I get home, there's gonna be hell to be paid, you feel me?


Kenneth Bell
Too sweet.

Jesse Barksdale
For life.


The Baugh stands alone, 2018 WCC League Champion.
Finally, The Baugh, has won it all.
He is the protector of the Fantasy Stone and will look to defend the title in 2019.
The Baugh and the Mustangs have reached the top of the mountain.
The New Orleans crowd is on their feet, celebrating The Baugh's victory.
A story book for the ages.
For the first time since 2014, a new Champion emerges.







































T H E   2 0 1 8  

W E S T   C O A S T   C O U S I N S

F A N T A S Y   L E A G U E
















Directed by
Legion of Whom


Narrated by
Liev Schreiber


Executive Producer
Vince Gillian


Executive Producer
Vince McMahon


Executive Producer
Floyd Mayweather Jr.


Executive Producer
Dwayne "The Baugh" Johnson



























After FantasyMania, the the Mercedes Superdome has cleared and the arena is empty.


Jim Ross is in the ring with Shane McMahon.


Jim Ross
Your father would be proud.
The things you've done.
You've accomplished a great feat.
You've managed to bring back the WCC Universe.


Jim Ross
You need to be sure before you do something too crazy.
There's no need to escalate the situation.
Everyone who has gone up against him as lost, including your father.
Not to mention, half the roster is still on the run.
The FantasyMania was great, especially on short notice, but let's not kid ourselves.
The WCC is still at a weak point and I don't think it would be wise to play that hand.
You should continue to build the roster.
Build a stronger foundation.
The WCC can stand tall once again on it's own.
There's no need to go after him.


Shane McMahon
He killed my father.
I won't let that slide.
He took everything from my family.


Shane McMahon
JR, I will build a strong roster.
I will find the runaway Superstars and they'll come back.
The WCC Universe will returns stronger than it ever was before.
And then, we're going to kill Donald Trump.

Jim Ross
Are you really sure they'll come back?
The runaway Superstars?

Shane McMahon
I am.

Jim Ross
Why?


Shane McMahon
Because we'll need them to...
....
We're in the end game now.






Shane McMahon and the WCC Universe Will Return.
























Cast
The Greek/Rocksonberg                                    Rock's Team
     Jesse Barksdale                                                 Legion of Whom
                      Kenneth Bell                                                    HitMikeJonesUpOnDaL
 Detective Tai McLuu                                                     Covfefe
  Victor Oumar                                                        281-330-8004    
D'justin Barksdale                                             Justin's Team
       Detective Howard                                                  Howard's Team
         The Baugh                                                  #7StormsComing
Prop Vinny                                                   Sarcastaball
      Marlo Stealthy                                              Stealthy's Team
           Detective Joyce Greggs                                         Better than the 9ers
Detective Minh Freamon                                           Minh's Team
         
      
Storylines Stolen From
WWE
The Wire
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Panther
Fast and Furious
The Fast and The Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
Fast Five
Furious 7
The Fate of the Furious
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
Gridiron Gang






























Inside his office, The Baugh is studying his draft notes for next season.



AJ Lee walks in to report news to The Baugh.


AJ Lee
Congratulations on your 2018 League Championship.

The Baugh
Thank you, AJ.


AJ Lee
You're going to want to take at look at this.


AJ Lee
South Korea, 3pm.
A team of Fantasy Players broke in and stole an item believed to originate from a Fantasy Stone. 
And get this, he knows you.
And he's calling you out by name, asking you to put the WCC Championship on the line.
Sounds like you have your first title defense.


The Baugh
Trump?

AJ Lee
Nope.


The Baugh
Not interested.

AJ Lee
Yes you are...
....
Take a closer look.


The Baugh flips through the file.




























A look of shock on The Baugh's face.


AJ Lee
Do you believe in ghosts?









The Waiver Wire Will Return.