John Seana
Where the hell were you?
Noah
I'm sorry?
John Seana
At Adobe, you said you would be there.
But you were no where to be found.
Where the hell were you?
Noah
I was accomplishing my mission, while you attempted to complete yours.
John Seana
Mission? What mission?
The only mission was collecting the Special Effects Stone!
And you were wrong!
Adobe didn't have the Stone!
And now, we're completed screwed because the Nexus Event is here
and all we have to show for it, is two lousy Stones.
Noah
Calm down, John.
John Seana
No, I won't calm down!
How the hell are we supposed to beat Donald Trump now?
Have you been right about anything, so far?
Noah
All the pieces are in place, as they should be.
John Seana
Do you care to elaborate?
Or do you just always talk in riddles?
Noah
Time. Teleportation... and Reality.
I have what I need, and I'll take it from here.
I thank you for your work, John.
John Seana
What? How did you get it?
Noah
I waited for it.
I was patient and bided my time.
I played my role and when the time was right, I took it.
It took me 15 years, but I finally did it.
BANG!
Noah fires into John Seana's left leg.
Seana falls to the ground in pain.
Noah
I'm sorry, John.
But this is part of the process.
It must be done.
John Seana
...why?
You used me to get to the Stones.
You never intended to use them to beat Donald Trump..
Noah
I assure you, these Stones will be used to defeat Trump.
But I can't let you come back with me to 2021.
You must stay back in 1999 and continues to play your position.
John, you asked me where I was last night.
I was there, but my mission was different.
Noah
While you created a distraction,
I used the opportunity to meet with Mr. Narayen.
I provided him with the technology on this flash drive to
create what will one day become the Special Effects Stone.
Adobe doesn't yet have the technology to develop what this world needs...
But thanks to you, they will.
With the flash drive, they will create the Fantasy Stone.
And you must stay in 1999,
because in 15 years you will collect that technology.
Noah
I'm sorry I lied to you, John.
There is no Nexus Event.
But I needed you to believe that there was such a thing.
One day, you'll understand why I did it.
John Seana
Who the hell are you?
Noah reveals a bullet wound to his left leg.
Noah
Don't you know?
Ich bin du...
Noah
I am you.
John Seana
...that's not possible.
Old John Seana
Every Stone is once again where it belongs.
Every piece where they're destined to be.
I know what you're feeling right now.
Lost, confused, betrayed.
I know how you feel, because 22 years ago,
I was in your exact position.
John Seana
This doesn't make any sense!
Old John Seana
Time is cyclical.
John Seana
If you're really me, then take me back with you to 2021.
I can fight.
Old John Seana
I cannot do that.
If I take you back to the future,
you will never experience what I've experienced.
You must go through the process as I have.
In 1999, I, too was left behind by Noah.
He told me as I'm telling you now,
you must stay back in the year 1999 to play your part in all of this.
And in 15 years, you will collect the Special Effects Stone.
You will become Noah.
The Mysterious Old Man tosses his cloak
towards Seana.
John Seana
So you're telling me,
I have to wait 22 years until I can fight Trump?
Old John Seana
It's how long I've waited.
But something tells me, you'll make an attempt before then.
You have a future in the past.
Years ago for me, years from now for you.
You'll get into some stuff, you'll see...
You're only half way there.
I'll see you at the beginning, John.
Old John Seana activates the Time Stone and returns to 2021.
Seana stares at the Mysterious Old Man's cloak,
angrily grabbing it and accepting his fate.
ENDGAME
Episode Fourteen - Judgment Day
Michael Cole
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
longest running episodic blogsite in Fantasy Football history!
This is Wednesday Night Preview and we are live
for the final week of the regular season.
I welcome in my broadcast partners, Corey Graves and Jalen H.
And Jalen, I'll start with you...
We're really glad that you're our friend,
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.
Corey Graves
Wait a minute, Michael.
I don't think we're gonna have time for that.
Ramblin Rabbit
Hey dudes!
It's me, Ramblin' Rabbit.
And tonight we have a very special guest.
We invite the Viper, Sandy Orton,
to the Firefly Funhouse Match!
Firefly Funhouse Match
Joyce's Team vs. Chuckanuts
Sandy Orton enters the Firefly Fun House.
Sandy Orton
You see, Minh.
The difference between me and the rest of the Fantasy Managers,
I'm not afraid of you.
I come into your house, in your match.
A match that we know altered John Seana's path last season.
I won't follow in those same footsteps.
Sandy Orton
Instead.. I thought this place needs some redecorating.
Sandy Orton
You think we're all puppets, Minh.
You think you can play with our strings
and that we'll all follow you to the darkness.
Well, I beat The Fiend.
I killed The Fiend.
Sandy Orton
You may be fooling everyone else,
but I know The Fiend is gone.
You may still be around Minh, but not for long.
Sandy Orton
So I'm here.
In your house, but where are you?
I'm ready for the Firefly Fun House match.
So where is Minh Wyatt?
A vignette plays on the screen.
Minh Wyatt
Sandy Orton, we could've been something special.
The two of us on the same side.
Seattle Cousins uniting to destroy the San Francisco cousins.
Minh Wyatt
But you ruined it.
Minh Wyatt
It's ironic, you burn down my world,
and you think you've put me away for good.
But instead, you've unleashed something much more terrifying.
Minh Wyatt
You set a fire under me, Sandy.
The Seattle Seahawks intern, turned Seattle Mariners intern.
You burn in my light...
*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*
Minh Wyatt
Introducing first...
the youngest WCC League Champion in history.
The all important, self obsessed Legend Killer.
Sandy Orton!
Minh Wyatt
With all the potential in the world,
and on the cusps of a 3rd Championship run...
you must feel like you've got the whole world in your hands...
Minh Wyatt
But before you bathe in your self importance,
allow me to give you a dose of my reality.
Because you see, Sandy.
I know how this story ends for you.
And I'm sorry, this is not a happy ending.
Minh Wyatt
Let's rewind the clock, shall we?
Let's bring you back down to earth.
Minh Wyatt
You see, Time is a funny thing.
No matter how hard we try, we cannot run from our past.
And tonight... your past has come back to haunt you.
***Wyatt Family Cut In***
We hear a glimpse of John Seana's trumpets.
Minh Wyatt pauses, feeling something wrong.
Minh Wyatt
...we just crossed the threshold.
Something has changed... something's different...
And I don't know how this is going to go.
Minh Wyatt
Oh... wow.
You've managed to return.
You! You've come back.... But you're not the same.
You're not the same at all.
John Seana
It's good to see you too, Minh.
Minh Wyatt
I like it... the new you.
You're not afraid of anything anymore.
And I imagine you've waited a long time for this moment.
John Seana
I have.
Minh Wyatt
So what now?
You see through all my illusions.
You see past my games.
For once, we can play with our cards facing up.
So what's next, Johnny boy?
John Seana
Next is... you die.
John Seana fires his gun into Minh Wyatt's chest.
Minh Wyatt
...
Y-Y..You... actually did it.
Ha...ha...HA... you've...embraced. the. hate.
You've... done. what.... is. necessary.
I...I'm.... impressed.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
*The Baugh's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Welcome back to WCCF Preview folks,
as we are joined by the former WCCF League Champion, The Baugh.
Who by the way, inexplicably attacked Pupstin
at the conclusion of last night's Pay Per View.
We have a lot of questions for The Baugh,
but at this point, who can say they're surprised by the actions of this young man?
King
We're gonna get some answers tonight,
but Baugh always has his reasons, JR.
*Crowd Boos*
The Baugh
Tonight, we're gathered here to eulogize the career
of Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
You see, after last night's match,
The Baugh managed to lay the smackdown
all over that piece of trailer park trash.
The Baugh
Stone Cold was so badly beaten last night,
that I have it on good authority, that he won't be ready to compete this Sunday.
Which means that Stone Cold will be disqualified from playoff contention,
and The Baugh has one less jabroni to worry about at Judgment Day.
*Crowd Boos*
The Baugh
So seeing as this is the last season of storylines,
I guess this means the end of Pupstin's storied career.
We'll send him his flowers, 3x League Champion
with all the accolades you could want in a Hall of Fame career...
But sadly, he went out like a little punk bitch!
*Crowd Boos Loudly*
The Baugh
So moving onto bigger and better things,
this show has to keep running and FantasyMania rolls on.
This Sunday at Judgment Day, The Baugh will compete
for one of the remaining FantasyMania playoff spots..
so that he can become only the 2nd Fantasy Manager
to ever win back to back...
The Baugh
And all you jabroni's at home must be wondering...
but Baugh, what exactly are you competing for?
No one wants that piece of trash belt that Seana has,
and you threw the real belt over the river...
Well to that, I say this....
Jim Ross
Hey, wait a minute.
That's the WCCF Championship!
That lying son of a gun!
*Crowd Boos*
King
I thought he threw it in the river.
Jim Ross
Everybody did.
The Baugh
You see, John.
Throwing this belt over the river just wasn't good enough.
Because first of all, this is The Baugh's belt.
It's one I won last season, and it's the one that I'm going to defend.
Nobody respects that spinny crap you call a Championship title.
This here is the real thing.
It's The Baugh's League Championship,
and it's what The Baugh is taking all the way to FantasyMania.
IF YA SMELL....
*Single H's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Well it seems as if The Game has an issue with The Baugh.
The 5th place Fantasy Manager was on the losing end
last night at Vengeance, but he has an opportunity
this Sunday at Judgment Day.
Single H
You know, Baugh.
I see you running around all season like you're some big shot.
I remember the days when you couldn't win the big game.
It took you over 10 years to get to this level,
but don't think that just because you're a 2x League Champion,
that you're somehow untouchable.
Single H
You and I, we've done it all.
We've main evented The Show of Shows,
we've danced on the biggest stage.. but when it's all said and done,
your resume just doesn't stack up to my own.
It's a game of inches, because truth be told,
you're 0.04 points away from being in my position.
Arguably the greatest Fantasy Manager this League has ever seen.
Single H
But it just doesn't roll that way, does it Baugh?
You see, not even Vince McMahon believes in you anymore.
We haven't seen you with The Corporation in weeks,
and you want to know why?
It's because there's a new Corporate Champion.
Mr. McMahon is backing a new horse...
Allow me to introduce you to the McMahon-Helmsley Era!
This Sunday, I'm punching my ticket to FantasyMania,
and then I'm on my way to a 4th League Championship,
and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!
Jim Ross
Things are bout to erupt here on Preview!
These two could go at it any second now.
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
Chris Vinson
Whoa, whoa!
Before you two ass clowns make out with one another,
talking about dancing on the big stage and reminiscing
about the good ol' days.
I think it's about time we started ushering in the new talent.
Chris Vinson
You two has been's have had your time.
And frankly, I think our audience is sick of the same old shit!
I think all of these Vin-a-holics want to see a new League Champion!
*Crowd Cheers*
Chris Vinson
Believe me, Baugh.
You better watch your back because you've got a huge target
hanging over your head being the reigning League Champion.
Baugh, Single H,
This is the closest that I have ever come to playing at FantasyMania,
and you can better believe that I will be ready.
This is my opportunity, this is my moment!
And I'm not about to let my moment
slip by the likes of you two dimwits!
*Vic Angle's Music Hits*
Crowd
YOU SUCK.... YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK! ....YOU SUCK!
Victor Angle
Now hold on, just a minute.
If there's any Fantasy Manager that should be pissed off this season,
it's me!
Oh it's true! It's damn true.
*Crowd Boos*
Victor Angle
First of all, out of every Fantasy Manager in the playoff hunt,
I have had the most dangerous team this season.
Let's be honest, if it weren't for my injuries,
I would be at the top of the food chain with a first round bye.
But no, I played all season with a broken freakin' foot!
And I still have an opportunity to clinch a playoff spot.
Victor Angle
That's a testament to how strong my team is.
And you know what else?
This Sunday at Judgment Day...
The Baugh
Whoa, whoa, listen here, Roody Poo.
Nobody gives a rat's ass about your excuses.
The fact of the matter is, you ain't got the heart to become League Champion.
Instead of giving up after your injuries, you could've continued to fight.
But you gave up, and now you're in the position that you're in.
So know your role and shut your mouth!
Victor Angle
Who the hell do you think you are?
I'm an Olympic Gold Medalist, you don't treat a former Champion like this!
Jim Ross
My God!
What an explosion!
Jim Ross
You know what that means, King.
Through hellfire and brimstone,
The Big Red Machine, Kevane making his way down the ring.
King
Kevane seems to have gone unnoticed this season,
but he has a chance to earn a playoff spot.
I think he's making his claim right here right now.
Jim Ross
That he is indeed.
He doesn't have to say much words for you to understand him.
Kevane is hellbent on destruction and I wouldn't
want to be across the ring from this monster of a man!
*Underchucker's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Uh oh...
The Lord of Darkness himself, the Phenom.
As evil of an entity as we have ever seen
in the West Coast Cousins.
Underchucker slits his throat.
Jim Ross
Business has picked up here in Los Angeles!
Underchucker making the first move!
King
Oh lookout!
Baugh goes straight for Vinson!
Jim Ross
Meanwhile, Single H and Vic Angle going at it.
These 6 Superstars will face off for the final 3 playoff spots.
It is absolute chaos here on Preview!
King
Hey! Look out!
I think you forgot about one more competitor, JR...
Jim Ross
My God! It's Stone Cold!
Stone Cold! Stone Cold in a damn monster truck!
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
And The Baugh just caught a glimpse of the Titantron!
The Baugh
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Roody poo, what are you, driving drunk again?
Don't you dare touch The Baugh's property!
King
Ahhh! It's too late for that, Baugh!
Jim Ross
Stone Cold demolishing Baugh's Lincoln Continental!
King
He can't believe it, JR!
That's destruction of personal property!
It's gotta be a felony here in California.
Jim Ross
Whatever it is, Pupstin could give a rat's ass!
*Steve Pupstin's Music Hits*
King
Oh no!
He's driving into the arena!
What is he doing?!
Jim Ross
This crowd is going nuts for Stone Cold!
Stone Cold!
Jim Ross
It is deafening here in the Staples Center!
Pupstin looks physically fit to compete in my eyes.
This may very well be a 7-Man Challenge for FantasyMania!
Jim Ross
These two are about to go at it,
Baugh and Pupstin, ahead of a crucial matchup this Sunday at Judgment Day.
Jim Ross
Here we go!
Baugh misses with the Championship belt,
followed by right hands from Pupstin.
These two are gonna tear each other apart,
they might not make it to Sunday!
Jim Ross
Angle and Chucker, all hell as broken loose inside the ring!
King
I can't keep track of what's going on, JR!
Jim Ross
This is just a taste of what's to come this Sunday.
Carnage inside the squared circle,
7 men will enter, but only 3 will clinch a playoff spot!
For these 7 Superstars, their season is on the line.
The stakes could not be higher as we are just one week away from FantasyMania!
Jim Ross
Stunner on Angle!
Pupstin is cleaning house, but how will the field shake out at Judgment Day?
Jim Ross
Pupstin taunting Baugh to get back into the ring!
But Baugh wants no part of the Rattlesnake!
King
He's playing it smart, JR.
Why risk potential injury ahead of Sunday's big match?
Jim Ross
Baugh, Pupstin, Vic Angle, Single H,
Kevane, Chris Vinson and the Underchucker!
A 7-way barnburner, my God, it's gonna be one hell of a match.
First 3 Fantasy Managers to score a pinfall will move on.
Jim Ross
Folks, you won't want to miss this!
The conclusion of the regular season with a stacked main event.
Order WCCF Judgment Day on Pay Per View!
Thank you for joining us and we will see you on Sunday!
Goodnight!
