John Seana
WEST COAST COUSINS...
..assemble!
Donald Trump sends his army forward.
Vin Snow
CHARGE!!!!
A massive crowd of Trump Supporters rush in
as the West Coast Cousins meet them in the middle.
McGregor and Rousey with the right hands.
Vin Snow cuts down a Trump Supporter on their high horse.
Justinmonger lets off a barrage of bullets.
Justinmonger
Your kind of people have oppressed my people for centuries.
Now it's time to tip the scale in our favor.
It is carnage in the streets of Palm Beach.
Cars burned and chaos ensuing.
Hedge spears a Proud Boy off a building!
Coach Rock runs a play, setting up a hook shot.
Kevane sends a White Supremacist crashing into the ground.
GTS by CM PUP!
The Baugh
Thought you were dead.
CM PUP
I am CM PUP.
But I'm not your CM PUP.
Alex points at Trump,
as he hits the Scorpion Death Drop on one of his supporters.
The Permian Panthers make a 15 yard pass completion.
Jon Jones with the leg kick.
Hedge continuing to spear supremist left and right.
Kevane and Underchucker with a Double Chokeslam on MAGA!
RKO by Sandy Orton!
Combos by Justinmonger.
Vinson hits the Judas Effect!
A wild slip by Stylebender.
Followed by a question mark kick!
Big elbow by Jones.
Donald Trump
That's okay.
You've got your fighters... and I've got mine.
Donald Trump
Isn't that right, Colby? Jake?
Jorge Masvidal
That's right, boss.
Let's keep America great.
Covington goes after Vic Angle.
Right hands by Masvidal.
And a flying knee by Gamebred!
Vic Angle goes for a somersault, but misses badly!
Covington sends Vinson flying off a building!
And then goes after McGregor.
A huge right hook by Jake Paul!
Justinmonger is down for the count.
Coach Rockson getting concerned.
*Single H's Music Hits*
Donald Trump
And of course, who could forget about The King of Kings?
Single H whipping the children from Friday Night Tykes.
He grabs a sledgehammer and nails Vic Moxley with it!
The Baugh catches eye contact with Single H.
The Baugh
Game's Over, bitch.
Single H
That's it?
No more funny catchphrases from The People's Champ?
Single H and Baugh face off on the battlefield.
Right hands by Baugh!
But Stephaneah slaps Baugh to hell!
The Baugh
I won't hit a woman....
but she will.
Ronda locks Stephaneah into an arm lock!
Baugh beating up Single H in the corner,
and Ronda with the Judo Throw!
Amazing punching combination by Rousey,
one of the most fearsome strikers in the world today.
Donald Trump
Impressive.... for a woman.
The Baugh
It might be wise for you to sit this one out...
he ain't nothing to play around with.
Ronda Rousey
What? You don't think I can take him?
The Baugh
It's not that.. it's just... he might be too much.
SCGD
Don't worry... she's got help.
Donald Trump
Oh great.
Here comes the forced all women's scene.
We've always got to be mindful of inclusion, don't we?
That's the problem with this PC culture.
But you know I love my women.
I think we should celebrate them all and treat them equally.
The women cheer.
Donald Trump
Ohh.... you weren't supposed to do that.
I'm going to treat you all equally by fighting you as if you were men.
Ronda rushes Trump.
Trump uses the Power Stone and sends the women packing.
Donald sets the surrounding area on fire,
crushing most of the women in the wreckage.
The momentum has shifted in favor of The Proud Boys.
Seana and Baugh are down.
CM PUP is being outclassed.
McGregor got slept.
The Permian Panthers are getting beat up.
Jake Paul continues to knock out members of the West Coast Cousins.
And Underchucker is beaten.
Michael Cole
It is absolute pandemonium in Palm Beach, Florida!
Michael Cole and Corey Graves joining the broadcast now.
We bring you a live telecast of the chaos that's happening in Florida.
Corey Graves
This is absolutely insane, Michael.
Michael Cole
Look at this, a truck just arrived!
Michael Cole
Oh, look! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!
Corey Graves
What the hell is he doing here?!
Michael Cole
Vintage Stone Cold!
Kicking ass and taking names! Stone Cold!
Michael Cole
But will Pupstin come out here the center of the battlefield?
It is a numbers game and the West Coast Cousins are down.
*Steve Pupstin's Music Hits*
Glass Breaks.
Michael Cole
There he is!
Stone Cold is here in 2021!
Michael Cole
You know the look in his eyes!
The Rattlesnake is back and he's cleaning house!
Corey Graves
Pupstin is striking anything that moves!
Stunner!
Michael Cole
He's parted the Red Sea and now things are evening up.
Donald Trump
Give me the nuclear codes.
Jake Paul
But sir. Our troops!
Donald Trump
Just do it!
Reign fire and fury like the world has never seen before.
Nuclear Launch Detected.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
ENDGAME
Episode Seventeen - FantasyMania Championship
1999
Jim Ross
Coming to you from the sold out KeyArena in Seattle, Washington.
We are live for the series finale of WCCF Preview!
Jim Ross
And what a crowd we have here tonight!
Home to the Seattle Supersonics, this crowd is wild.
King
It's crazy in here, JR.
I can barely hear myself talk.
It's almost as if these fans are the 6th man out here.
You get it, JR? It's a basketball reference.
Jim Ross
We welcome you to the broadcast table, Jim Ross here with you tonight.
Calling the action with me is none other than Jerry "The King" Lawler.
And King, we are down to two.
The final stage has arrived and our main event is set.
King
And what a main event it is, JR.
I don't think you could ask for a better way to end the storylines.
Jim Ross
John Seana and SC Lesnar will take center stage
in the Championship Round of FantasyMania XIII!
But after what Chris Vinson did to SC Lesnar last night,
we've got to wonder, will it be SC Lesnar or Sandy Orton this Sunday?
King
We're not sure the condition of SC Lesnar,
but early medical reports suggests that they are developing
a vaccine to mitigate the effects of Chris Vinson's substance.
If SC Lesnar can clear protocols, she will be ready for Sunday.
*Mr. McMahon's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
And here comes the owner of the West Coast Cousins,
Mr. McMahon.
The King
The Owner! The one and only.
That's important to emphasis, JR.
Jim Ross
As you can see, Mr. McMahon looks to be in a great mood.
He came out victorious in the Battle of the Billionaires
and was able to stave off Donald Trump from overtaking his company.
King
Can you imagine what would've happened if Mr. McMahon has lost?
Jim Ross
I can't imagine it.
Quite frankly, we might not be here, King.
*Crowd Boos*
King
Listen to this crowd, JR!
Show this man some respect.
Without him, none of this is possible.
Mr. McMahon
....
Well, thank you for that warm Seattle welcome.
King
Look at the class from Mr. McMahon.
Unlike these ungrateful ingrates here in Seattle.
Mr. McMahon
Last night at FantasyMania, my entire future was on the line.
Everything that my family has built over
the last several decades was on the line.
But as you can see, tonight,
I am out here on the series finale of WCCF Preview,
as the sole owner of West Coast Cousins.
Mr. McMahon
Which means that Donald Trump got his ass handed to him!
And now, not only am I the owner of the XFL...
I now own Donald Trump's ass!
You people didn't actually think that Trump
would ever own of my properties, did you?
Mr. McMahon
Imagine a WCCF owned by Donald Trump.
Doesn't that sound like absolute crap?
Over my dead body will Donald Trump ever get the better of me!
And you know what, as a Billionaire owner,
what I'm about to do with the XFL will change
the landscape of football forever!
Move over NFL, because Vince McMahon is coming for your ass!
*Crowd Cheers*
Mr. McMahon
And tonight, I have one person to thank for saving the WCCF.
As a matter of fact, you all should stand up and praise
this next Fantasy Manager that I'm about to introduce.
She single handedly saved my ass and this entire Fantasy League.
None other than the Savior of the West Coast Cousins....
SANDY ORTON!
*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Just 24 hours removed from one of the biggest matches in her career,
and this Sunday, she will be making her 3rd appearance
in the Championship Match of FantasyMania.
Having previously won twice before, she is undefeated in the
Championship Match and will be looking to secure her 3rd League Championship.
Jim Ross
And as she carries the original WCCF Championship belt,
it's difficult to say who is the real Champion these days.
But it all comes to a head this Sunday in the grand finale.
The only thing that matters is who comes out on top.
King
These fans should be on their feet for Sandy Orton.
She saved everyone and we owe her some gratitude.
Sandy Orton
You're welcome.
*Crowd Boos*
Sandy Orton
You're welcome for saving all your asses.
To everyone in the back, to all of these fans in the audience
and especially to everyone watching at home.
I am the Savior of the West Coast Cousins,
and I demand some respect.
*Crowd Boos*
Sandy Orton
I've done it all this season.
I've beaten the best and I've beaten the rest.
At 12-2, I am now in the record books with the Underchucker.
No other Fantasy Managers have ever had more wins in the regular season.
And I expected to be here from the start.
Sandy Orton
My 9 game win streak earlier this season is the longest in League history.
I am a trailblazer in this league and I deserve to be here.
I was destined to be here.
This is my season and this is my moment.
Sandy Orton
John Seana, he's a good Fantasy Manager.
But he's not me.
He's got a good team and he made it to the big dance.
But this isn't his time.
I am more dangerous than I have ever been.
And this Sunday, John Seana will know what it's like
to play me at full strength and realize... that he is only second best.
*John Seana's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
And there is her opponent, the 3rd seeded John Seana.
This will be Seana's second consecutive Finals appearance and his 3rd overall.
John is 0-2 on the big stage and will look to capitalize
to win his first League Championship.
The Seattle crowd boos as Seana throws up his Spinner belt.
Seana and Orton come face to face as both
hold their respective Championship belts.
John Seana
Well, here we go again!
It was about a year ago when I was in this exact same position,
playing in the most important match of my life.
And here I am again, almost as if fate has brought me back to life
and has given me a second chance to redeem myself!
John Seana
And now here we are, in the final 2.
You've got the Championship belt that I've never lost
and I've got the new Spinner belt.
It's about time we push our chips to the center of the table
and go all in.
Because Sandy, you have no idea how badly I want
to win this match and regain that WCCF Championship belt.
Sandy Orton
I know how bad you want this belt, John.
I've seen you talk about it all season long.
It's a Fantasy Stone, as you say.
And the future of this planet depends on this title.
I understand, John.
Sandy Orton
But here's what you need to understand.
This isn't about you.
This has never been about you.
No matter how many hours you spend trying building yourself up,
making it seem as if this is all about your redemption arc.
It's a good story, but it's far from reality.
Because the truth is, this season is all about me!
Sandy Orton
I'm the one who has been dominant all season long.
I am the one who has broken barriers.
There hasn't been a Fantasy Manager in this League
that has ever had as dominant of a run as I have this season.
But if it were left for you to tell the story,
this is all about John Seana.
The 0x League Champion.
The Face That Runs the Place.
Isn't that right? The overrated, over glorified Fantasy Manager
who has never amounted to anything worth noting in this League.
John Seana
You're right. You're absolutely right, Sandy.
This isn't about me.
You've had the better season and you deserve the spotlight.
But I'll tell you what, it doesn't matter what your regular season record is.
I know firsthand, 12-2 don't mean a thing without that ring.
John Seana
I know because a year ago, I was in your same shoes.
And if there's one thing I learned,
it doesn't matter how dominant you've been.
All that matters is what you do in the Championship Match.
You and I, we have one match to define our legacies.
We have one match to put it all out there and put everything
that we stand for on the line.
I know what it's like to be the betting favorite.
A year ago, I was the one with all the expectations and pressure.
Overthinking my lineup, making last minute adjustments.
But now, the pressure is on you, Jack.
John Seana
Because you see, last season was supposed to be my year.
It was supposed to be my moment.
The same way this year is supposed to be yours.
But you know what? That moment was taken from me.
So now, I'm going to take that moment from you.
A year ago, I fed into my own hype.
I drank my own Kool-Aid and took my opponent lightly.
John Seana
On paper, my team was better than his.
He didn't have any viable running backs
and it was supposed to be a cakewalk.
But I was wrong.
Out of the clear blue sky, he got a running back.
And after that 26 point explosion,
I questioned every little move I made.
John Seana
I won't make that same mistake again.
Because I know what I'm getting myself into.
I know how deadly your team is.
And as one of only two Fantasy Managers that has beaten you this season,
I know that I didn't face your best in Week 11.
With Matthew Stafford and Cooper Kupp on a bye,
I had the advantage and I knew it.
John Seana
But this Sunday, I know that I'm going to get your very best.
I hope your team is fully healthy and COVID free.
I hope you get Austin Ekeler back the same way I hope I get Cook.
I hope I come face to face with The Beast,
because I want a piece of Santa Clara Lesnar.
I want your best versus my best.
And I want to prove to the entire world that I've earned it.
Sandy Orton
Be careful what you wish for, John.
Because I promise you, The Beast will be there.
You want my best? I'm going to bring you my best.
But I need some assurances.
I don't want a repeat of last season,
I don't want any funny business going on.
John Seana
Then that makes two of us.
Rest assured, there won't be any funny business at this year's 'Mania.
No outside interference, no one else allowed at ringside.
Just you, me and the referee.
One on one action with all the marbles on the line.
This match is everything.
The end of the Storyline Era, you and I,
we're gonna put on the greatest FantasyMania Match of all time!
John Seana
I've told myself privately all season long...
just get me to the playoffs and I'll do the rest.
Well, I'm here now.
I said it from the beginning,
I need 3 wins to complete my Revenge Tour.
I've got the 2, now all I need is the 1.
And with everything on the line... I am prepared to die for this.
So to cap off the Storyline Finale, let's put on a show for the people!
Cousin vs. cousin.
Seattle vs. San Francisco, one last time!
Let's put it all out there!
May the best Fantasy Manager win.
Sandy Orton and John Seana shake hands in the middle of the ring.
Jim Ross
And there you have it!
The final promo before Sunday's finale!
Cousin vs. cousin. Seattle vs. San Francisco.
Champion vs. Champion.
Sandy Orton vs. John Seana for the WCCF League Championship!
It doesn't get any bigger than this, the biggest FantasyMania match of all time.
And it all goes down this Sunday for the conclusion of FantasyMania XIII!
King
I can't wait, JR!
I can't contain my excitement!
This is really happening and
we are just four nights away from the grand finale!
Jim Ross
You won't want to miss it!
Call your cable provider and order WCCF FantasyMania XIII!
It has been a honor calling the action alongside you, King.
But we've got one more show to call.
For Jerry "The King" Lawler, I'm Jim Ross.
This has been the series finale of WCCF Preview!
We thank you for tuning in and we will see you on Sunday!
