Speakerphone
The next game is a children's game
that we all know and remember.
Speakerphone
Red Light, Green Light.
Doll
Green Light
A crowd of people start running.
Doll
Red Light.
The crowd stops running,
but for an unfortunate few, some are unable to stop moving.
Snap
The crowd of runners gasps in horror
as those who were unable to stop are deported.
Snap
Chris Vinson watches as his team has been assigned on
security detail during the Trump Games.
Doll
Green Light.
Doll
Red Light.
Snap. Snap.
Snap.
Melania Trump, also in attendance, observes
as Donald Trump snaps away those in motion.
Donald Trump appears at her side with the Gauntlet in hand.
Melania Trump
It's been a while since you've carried all Six Stones.
Donald Trump
It's not wise to keep all the Stones in one place.
If it were to fall in the wrong hands,
all of my work could be undone in a single snap.
But on special occasions,
I must wield the full power of the Fantasy Stones.
Melania Trump
I thought you were done deporting people?
You said you were only going to deport half the country.
What happened to letting Americans enjoy your paradise?
Donald Trump
Every now and again, we must lay down the law.
The select few that I've invited to the Trump Games
are the ungrateful Americans who do not appreciate
what I have done for them.
Those deported are the ones not following the rules.
And those who survive, will grow to appreciate my work.
Melania Trump
So you rule out of fear?
Donald Trump
Only for now, my dear.
Soon, I will revered as a National Hero.
Until then, I shall rule with an iron fist.
And when the time comes,
all of America will love once again.
We will be divided no more.
Love Trumps Hate. Always.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
ENDGAME
ENDGAME
Episode Seven - Backlash
Mr. McMahon
Everything is fine.
It's Wednesday night, what could go wrong?
Wait, hold on. What did you say?
Pardon me?
And why the hell are you just telling me this now?!
Mr. McMahon
So you're telling me,
Stone Cold said he'll be here tonight?
*Crowd Cheers*
Mr. McMahon
I want security all over this venue.
Every entrance, every corner, every single location accounted for,
I don't give a damn what you've got to do.
Do you hear me!
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin will not step foot in this building.
Mr. McMahon
Then call in some favors, I don't care what it takes.
This is your only priority now.
Jim Ross
Oh my! That is shocking news.
Is Pupstin on his way to the arena?
King
This isn't good, JR.
We've got a lunatic on the loose!
What's Pupstin got planned?
*The Underchucker's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
As we welcome you to ringside,
it is Week 7 in the West Coast Cousins.
And as the Underchucker makes his way down to the ring,
what will the Deadman have to say?
I'm especially curious after suffering defeat at the hands of Chris Vinson.
The Phenom has now fallen out of the Top 6 at 3-3.
But as the season continues,
the Underchucker rebuilding his Minhistry of Darkness.
What evil does this man have planned for the entirety of the WCCF?
Underchucker
Last night, you were all witnesses to the beginning of the end.
Because while Chris Vinson won a match,
in the process, he will lose his soul.
You see, my army grows stronger by the day.
And when the dusts clears and the Top 6 is finalized,
you will see the Underchucker rise above the ashes.
For the Minhistry is here and soon, the Greater Power follows.
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
King
This might not be a smart idea by Y2V.
I don't know about you, JR, but I'm afraid of cults.
Especially death cults like the Minhistry of Darkness.
Especially death cults like the Minhistry of Darkness.
Chris Vinson has some nerve to interrupt the Underchucker.
Chris Vinson
Deadman, I don't mean to cut you off.
But let's be quite honest, I don't think anybody
wants to listen to you talk about death, souls, witchcraft
and God knows what for 20 minutes.
I'm sure you've got a really compelling speech,
but you can save it for the goth freaks.
Because I can assure you Deadman, none of my Vin-aholics
would ever want to join you and the Minhistry of Dweebs!
*Crowd Cheers*
King
This is not smart at all.
Chris Vinson is going to regret this.
Chris Vinson
You see, as I recall... last night you didn't just get beat.
You got your ass whooped, pal.
It seems there's only so far that Patrick Mahomes will take ya.
And so you see Chucker,
I normally wouldn't be out here bagging on you again.
Because let's be honest,
picking on you in back to back weeks is like child abuse.
But you see, the problem is, after the match, you took things too far.
After the match, you had The Brood come out in the darkness
and put me in a bloodbath.
Chris Vinson
I know it was The Brood, because it's like The Brood
to come out in darkness, attacking an unsuspecting victim
and then running off like cowards in the night.
And because I know it's The Brood,
I know you're behind this, Deadman.
Underchucker
Hahahaha... Chris Vinson, I won't stand here and mince words.
I want you to enjoy this moment.
Enjoy the admiration of all your fans.
Because when the Minhistry of Darkess is done with you,
there will be nothing left of your soul.
Chris Vinson, you have sealed your fate.
I won't deny your claims that I am behind the attack.
For the Minhistry of Darkness grows stronger by the day...
Hahahahaha....
Jim Ross
My God... what in the hell?
It appears as if The Brood has joined the Minhistry of Darkness!
Hedge, Russell Gangrel and Kittle...
Why would they do such a thing?
King
They're vampires, JR.
They fit right in, what are you talking about?
Jim Ross
My God... what an evil entity.
The Minhistry has become darker than ever before...
it may just be death and destruction ahead of us at Backlash.
Jim Ross
Chris Vinson and Hedge.
What monstrosity has just entered the West Coast Cousins?
The forces of evil unite and all hell will be broken loose
this Sunday at Backlash.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Gerald Brisco
You don't have to worry Mr. MacMahon.
We've got all the bases covered, Stone Cold isn't getting in the building tonight.
And as an insurance policy,
we've brought you your very own personal protection.
Kevane has Pupstin's number.
Twice now, Pupstin has been stopped at the hands of Kevane.
If he was smart, he wouldn't dare come near you.
Not after what Kevane has done to Pupstin all season.
Mr. McMahon
If there is any word of Pupstin tonight, I want to hear about it.
You've got me?
The son of a bitch is a maniac and I want him arrested on site.
Gerald Brisco
You've got it Mr. MacMahon.
You're in good hands.
Mr. McMahon
Kevane, as far as you are concerned,
I want you to be on standby.
If you see Pupstin, I want you to rip him apart!
Do you understand me?
Is anything I'm saying to you registering in that tiny brain of yours?
I want you to take him apart limb from limb!
Kevane nods his head.
*Victor Angle's Music Hits*
Crowd
You suck.... YOU SUCK.... you SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
Victor Angle
Hold on people. Cut it out.
Because as a matter of fact, I don't suck.
I'm the league leading scoring, oh it's true.
King
It's true, JR.
Victor Angle
Not only that, I'm the #2 Ranked WCCF Superstar in the league.
And if not for Single H, I would still be the #1 Ranked Superstar in the league.
That is now 2 weeks out of the year where Single H has screwed me over.
But I'm not here to talk about that loser in 10th place.
Victor Angle
I'm here to talk about the only thing that matters.
For all of my efforts this season,
I am due for a proper title shot.
So Santa Clara Lesnar... get your ass out here!
*Crowd Cheers*
*SC Lesnar's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Ask and you shall receive... here comes the pain
as The Next Big Thing, Santa Clara Lesnar makes her way down to the ring.
SC Lesnar who has straight up looked scary this season.
Having won 5 straight, she's hasn't been stopped since Week 1.
She is exactly where she belongs in first place
as the current WCCF Champion.
My God, can you imagine what'll happen
when Vic Angle and SC Lesnar go head to head this Sunday?
King
It's the match of the year on paper.
I'm honestly not sure who will come out on top,
but I think everyone is on the edge of their seat
in anticipation for this one.
Victor Angle
Easy, Santa Clara. Easy.
I'm not here to fight you, at least not tonight.
When the time comes, you and I,
we're going to blow the roof off the building.
Because I know you, SC.
You're gonna put it all on the line
the same way that I'm gonna put it all on the line.
Victor Angle
You've got Cooper Kupp and I've got Derrick Henry.
And when we come to blows, I know you're gonna give me your very best.
And before Sunday, I don't want to fight you.
Because I want you at 100% health.
I want the very best version of SC Lesnar.
Because I want to know who's truly the best this season.
Victor Angle
Which is why I don't want anything from you, SC.
The only thing I want from you, is some gratitude.
That's right.
You're welcome SC.
You're welcome for saving your ass last night at King of the Ring.
SC Lesnar
Saving my ass?
It's that what you call that?
Because as far as I can tell,
the only thing that you proved, is that you're a sore loser.
Victor Angle
A sore loser?
If not for me, The Corporation would've taken you out.
I saved your Championship run.
And I think at the very least, you owe me a thank you.
SC Lesnar
A thank you?
Vic, the only thing you saved is an additional ass whopping for The Baugh.
Because if not for you,
I would've crushed both Single H and The Baugh at the same time.
So I don't owe you a damn thing.
Because you're looking at the 1999 Queen of the Ring.
Victor Angle
Well that's true, Santa Clara.
You are the Queen of the Ring and I can't take that away from you.
But there is one thing that I can take from you...
and after this Sunday at Backlash,
you're looking at the new WCCF Champion!
Oh it's true... it's damn true!
Jim Ross
It's official, Victor Angle versus Santa Clara Lesnar.
Vic Angle getting another title opportunity,
but this time in singles competition.
My gosh what a matchup.
Folks, you won't want to miss this one.
The WCCF Champion, Santa Clara Lesnar will defend
the Championship title this Sunday at Backlash
against the Olympic Gold Medalist, Victor Angle!
*Commercial*
Jim Ross
Welcome back to WCCF Preview as we return from commercial break
and.. wait a minute... what's this now?
King
It looks like a dump truck, JR!
And it's headed into the arena! Ahh!
We cut to Mr. McMahon who is watching on a
teleprompter backstage.
Mr. McMahon
What in the hell is that?
Jim Ross
My God! It's Pupstin!
Pupstin has arrived and he's driving a cement truck into the arena!
Michael Cole
Pupstin, if I may ask, what are you doing here?
And what are you planning on doing with a cement truck?
Steve Pupstin
Well Michael Cole, as you already know,
I've been suspended by that piece of crap, Nick Foley.
So in the mean time, I figured I'd find myself a job.
Turns out, I found a pretty good gig in construction.
So I figured I'd put it to good use.
Steve Pupstin
As far as Vince McMahon is concerned,
you want to tell the people that Stone Cold screwed Stone Cold?
Well Vince, I'm gonna show you what it looks like
when Stone Cold screws Vince McMahon.
So if you don't want Stone Cold making your life
a living hell, you're gonna reinstate me
and give me a piece of that Big Red Bastard, Kevane!
*Crowd Cheers*
Steve Pupstin
Now if you'll excuse me.
I've got some work to do.
Jim Ross
Oh my God, I don't believe this!
That's Mr. McMahon's prized possessions!
King
You can't do that! That's his corvette!
Do you know how much that thing costs?!
Mr. McMahon
What the hell is he doing?!
I thought you said you had security at the door!
What the hell is this?
Gerald Brisco
I'm sorry, Mr. MacMahon.
I'm being told that security just walked off.
Pupstin must have paid them off...
Mr. McMahon
He's not going to...
King
Oh nooooo!! He did it, JR!
Jim Ross
Stone Cold, filling Mr. McMahon's car with cement!
I can't believe it, King.
Steve Pupstin
Take that, you son of a bitch.
And if you don't give me Kevane,
I'm going to raise hell each and every single week until you do.
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!
*Crowd Cheers*
King
Look at Mr. McMahon, JR!
He can't believe it. That's his car!
Jim Ross
I can hardly believe it myself.
My God, what destruction laid upon by Pupstin.
What will Mr. McMahon do?
Will McMahon reinstate Stone Cold?
By golly, we're going to have to find out!
Thank you for joining us... goodnight!
