The pyros explode as we enter Week 15 in the WCCF.
A sold out crowd in Los Angeles, California to see the Final Four in action for WCCF Preview.
The WCCF Universe is on their feet!
[JR]
Good evening folks, I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry Lawler and we are down to just four.
[Cole]
I'm Michael Cole and you are tuned into the Longest Running Episodic Blogsite in internet history.
Thank you to the WCC Universe for joining us on this historic night.
[JR]
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin, The Baugh, The Underchucker and Vane.
Two of these Superstars will advance to the Final Round to headline FantasyMania!
And we will hear from each competitor later tonight!
[King]
I can't wait, JR!
Who will it be?
Any one of them could be the season's World Champion!
CM PUP's Music Hits
[Cole]
And we're gonna waste no time tonight! As we hear from The Best in The League!
CM PUP!
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin's Music Hits
Stone Cold makes his way down to ringside.
[JR]
We're gonna get started right away!
It's Stone Cold Steve Pupstin!
CM PUP makes his way down to ringside.
[Stone Cold]
I really came out here to say one thing.
Underchucker...
[CM PUP]
Bray Wyatt...
[Stone Cold]
Last week you think you humbled, Stone Cold.
You beat me down and you revealed The Greater Power to Stone Cold.
Well Stone Cold could give a rat's ass about The Greater Power.
That's an issue that I'll deal with later.
But for right now..
[CM PUP]
I want a piece of you!
Bray, you and I know, I was *this* close to beating you.
Back in the past, I had you ready to Go To Sleep.
[Stone Cold]
We're gonna settle this once and for all, Underchucker.
You and me, this Sunday.
And as far as your Minhistry goes, you bring your little minions..
And Stone Cold will proceed to open up a can of whoop ass on all you sons of bitches!
[CM PUP]
You bring your entire Family, Bray.
Next week on Preview.
You and me.
One more time.
And I promise you, I'll finish you once and for all.
The Wyatt Cut In interrupts PUP.
[Underchucker]
Pupstin, I've warned you.
This season is my season.
Earlier in the year, you came out on top in Week 8.
Beating me 140-98, but now you know.
This time, it's different.
You know the power that I possess.
You've seen it with your own eyes.
[Wyatt]
Ahahaha.. how many times do I have to show you?
While you think you may have won the battle...
You have lost the war.
Do you know the power that I hold, CM PUP?
Do I have to show you first hand, just how much of a hole you're in?
[Underchucker]
Pupstin, this Sunday, you have No Chance in Hell.
Deep down, you already know this.
You've seen The Greater Power.
And tonight..
I will reveal him to the entire world!
[CM PUP]
Bray, you're garbage! That plays Fantasy Football for money!
[Wyatt]
Don't talk like one of them. You're not!
Even if you'd like to be.
To them, you're just a Fantasy Manager, like me!
The WCC Universe, they need you right now, but when they don't..
they'll cast you out!
[Wyatt]
They're only as good as the world allows them to be.
I'll show you..
When the chips are down..
These so-called 'Civilized People'
They'll eat each other.
See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
[Underchucker]
There's nothing you can do to stop the oncoming genocide.
This league is mine.
And you are simply a pawn playing in my game.
Hahahahaha...
[Wyatt]
I'll see you next week, PUP.
Hahahahaha
[Underchucker]
See you soon, Pupstin.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
[Kelly]
Baugh, congratulations on your win last week at FantasyMania.
With that win, you are now one closer to becoming the WCCF World Champion.
But in order to do that, you have to get passed the Big Red Machine, Vane.
Baugh, what do you think your chances are this Sunday and how...
The Baugh cuts Kevin Kelly off.
[The Baugh]
The Baugh thinks he should slap the yellow off your teeth for asking such a stupid question.
What do I think my chances are?
Against The Big Red Retard?
His character is 7 feet tall..
But in real life, he's more like 4'11"
The Baugh says this....
Vane, you walk into FantasyMania, this Sunday.
You bring your little voice box.
You bring it with you to FantasyMania so that the Baugh can proceed to whoop your candy ass all over God's green earth!
[The Baugh]
And when he's done. The Baugh will proceed to the ugly off your face.
Take that little voice box and stick it to your throat so you can proceed to say...
'AHH AHH.. I-I-I Q-Q-UUU-IT! I Q-Q-UUU-IT!
I'M JAST A R-R-OODY POO C-C-CANDY ASSSSSS!'
And then the Baugh will take that voice box, shine it up real nice..
AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!
*Crowd Cheers*
[The Baugh]
And then.. The Baugh will move on to the Final Round of FantasyMania.
Right where he belongs...
Headlining FantasyMania.
[The Baugh]
And maybe... The Baugh'll face the Underchucker.
With his Mickey Mouse tattoos..
Rolling his eyes back yelling "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
And all that stupid crap, over and over again.
[The Baugh]
Or maybe, The Baugh will face Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
Which means, I gotta get in my pickup truck..
Drink some Steveweisers.. choke in the playoffs..
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE..
CAUSE THE GREAT ONE SAID SO!
[The Baugh]
But The Baugh will do whatever he can to advance to the Final Round of FantasyMania..
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL...
WHAT THE BAUGH....
[The Baugh]
...... IS COOKIN'!
Back at ringside, Mr. McMahon's music hits.
[King]
Ah! Look! It's Mr. McMahon!
[JR]
And it appears as if Mr. McMahon, the Owner of the WCCF has returned to West Coast Cousins!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Mr. McMahon]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are just four nights away from the Second Round of FantasyMania!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Mr. McMahon]
After an extended period of time away from the WCCF, I have had time to evaluate the entire league.
I'm happy to inform you all, that my daughter Stephaneah is at home and she is safe.
Which leads me to my next point.
My son, Shane.
*Crowd Boos*
[Mr. McMahon]
For weeks now, my son Shane has seemingly aligned himself with the Underchucker.
The man responsible for the abduction of my little girl.
Shane, I know you're watching.
And while you may have backed the current WCCF Champion...
I have backed the winning horse.
Shane, you have your monster and I have mine!
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this season's Championship..
The Big Red Machine!
VANE!
Vane's pyro explodes, scaring the crap out of everyone.
[Mr. McMahon]
Shane, you ungrateful, underachieving disappoint of a son.
How dare you orchestrate the abduction of your sister, Stephaneah.
Shane this is truly a family matter.
And while you have the Underchucker, I have appointed a far greater threat.
His brother, Vane!
[Mr. McMahon]
Shane, I hope the Underchucker advances.
I hope the Underchucker beats Stone Cold this Sunday.
So that way, Vane can kick his ass!
And just to show you how much fire power, I have.
I have decided to place Vane in a 10 Man Royal Rumble Match.
And that match.. starts right now!
[Vane]
T-T-HANK YOUU MISTERRR MAC-MAHONNN!
BAUGH... FAN-TASYMANIA..
Y-YOU WILL B-BURN IN HAILLLLL
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
10 Man Royal Rumble Match
[JR]
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to WCCF Preview, we are now joined by Vane's opponent this Sunday, The Baugh.
Vane choke slamming opponents left and right.
[JR]
Baugh, you have to be impressed by the athletic ability of your opponent.
The Fantasy intellect of Vane.
[The Baugh]
Did you just use intellect and Vane in the same sentence?
Jim Ross, I should slap the taste out of your mouth for saying something so stupid.
Vane beating up on these guys isn't impressive.
Anybody can do that.
He's just facing a bunch of jabronis.
The Baugh is a whole nother beast.
[The Baugh]
Look at this Big Red Retard staring The Baugh down.
The Baugh will kick your Freddy Kruger looking ass for staring at him sideways!
He's getting eliminated next anyways.
The Baugh did not work this hard to get back to FantasyMania to get beaten by a 7 foot retard!
[King]
Look out!
Vane with another elimination!
[King]
Well Baugh, I gotta say, Vane is looking impressive tonight
And with Yahoo Projections listing you as a heavy underdog..
What do you think your chances are?
[The Baugh]
What does Yahoo Projections know anyways?
I beat this son of a bitch in Week 7.
The Baugh isn't worried one bit.
[King]
Oh look out!
Well, last time around you had Cam Newton in your starting lineup.
And after getting in a car accident, you're left with Tony Romo and Johnny Manziel.
Who do you start?
[The Baugh]
You think The Baugh is gonna tell you, Jerry Lawler?
You get paid to commentate.
The Baugh will make the tough decisions.
An without a shadow of doubt, The Baugh is the most electrifying man in Fantasy Entertainment.
So The Baugh says this..
This Sunday, FantasyMania.
The Baugh is gonna electrify.
The Baugh is gonna entertain.
And The Baugh will layeth the smacketh down all over Vane's red ass!
Vane cleaning house!
Vane eliminates the last opponent and wins the Royal Rumble Match!
Winner via Eliminating Everyone: Vane
[The Baugh]
Oh bravo! You piece of monkey crap!
You want The Baugh to clap for you?
Oh yeah! Congratulations, you just booked yourself a one way ticket to get your ass kicked this Sunday!
Vane staring The Baugh down.
[The Baugh]
You think The Baugh is afraid of you?
I'm a 6th year veteran!
Just bring it! You burned piece of crap!
You don't want to go one on one with The Great One!
Vane hits the pyros as we go to commercial break.
[Pupstin]
I know what you're thinking..
[Underchucker]
I'm not a real Football player.
[Single H]
I'm just a Professional Fantasy Manager.
[Underchucker]
I'm 6"1'.
[The Baugh]
I play pick up basketball.
[Pupstin]
I was on the Varsity Ultimate Frisbee team.
[Crabble]
2000 Clarendon Walk-a-
I know what you're really thinking.
[Wyatt]
Are you really going to do what they tell you to do?
[Wyatt]
Don't try this at home?
Hahahahaha
Sheep.
[Wyatt]
I am the eater of worlds.
And your world is coming to an end.
[Wyatt]
Please..
Try this at home.
And always remember to...
FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!
*Commercial*
WCCF Preview returns with the sound of the Corporate Minhistry.
[JR]
We're here live in Los Angeles. The Staples Center is sold out.
And we are just moments away from finding out just who the 'Greater Power' is.
[King]
Of course we are!
And there's the Underchucker, who's gonna tell us who the Greater Power is!
[JR]
The reigning WCCF Champion, the Underchucker, leading the way.
Leading the entire Corporate Minhistry.
[JR]
What a collection of evil, led by that man.
The Underchucker.
[King]
Here we go!
This is it!
[Underchucker]
For weeks, I have prophesied of a power even greater than than the Lord of Darkness.
I assembled an army, to prepare for his eventual arrival.
And the Minhistry and the Corporation laid the ground work,
so non-believers, you must prepare for the day of reckoning.
Because it is at hand!
Viscera rubs his hands together and nods his head like a true evil henchmen.
[Underchucker]
So, as all of us know.
It must become apparent to you.
That he has arrived.
[Underchucker]
So without further adieu...
I present..
The Greater Power.
The Greater Power makes his way out to the stage.
[King]
Can you see him?!
Who is it?!
[Underchucker]
Please...
May the Greater Power show himself..
Show himself to the entire world so that they know of the oncoming apocalypse!
The Greater Power is about to remove his hood.
[Heyman]
OHHHHH YESSSSSSS!!
Paul Heyman is at the top of the stage dressed as Paul Bearer, interrupting the Corporate Minhistry.
Underchucker is visibly upset by Heyman mocking Paul Bearer.
The Underchucker makes his way towards Heyman.
Pupstin removes the robe!
Stone Cold was underneath The Greater Power's cloak!
And Stone Cold with a right hand to Underchucker!
These two are squaring off!
A Preview of this Sunday's Championship match!
The Corporate Minhistry outnumbers, Pupstin and Underchucker gets the upperhand.
Single H holding back Pupstin.
And now Stone Cold is being tied to The Underchucker's symbol.
[JR]
My God! Underchucker's got Pupstin!
Pupstin being lifted 20 feet into the air!
[JR]
What kind of condition in Stone Cold in, heading into Sunday?
Can anybody stop The Underchucker?
Peyton Manning and Megatron!
Alshon Jeffery and T.Y. Hilton!
My God! Does Stone Cold stand a chance?
[JR]
We're gonna have to find out this Sunday at FantasyMania Round 2!
The Baugh vs. Vane!
Underchucker vs. Stone Cold!
You don't want to miss this!
Goodnight everybody!
