Wednesday, December 6, 2023

WCC Forever: Episode 14 - Go


As Week 14 opens, we find the 11th place Kevan, struggling to get up.
Four straight losses have eliminated all hopes of the playoffs.
And with the season coming to a close,
Kevan is at the mercy of Minhneto.


Minhneto
Get up, Wolverine.
You were supposed to be a beast.
All the talent in the world and you wasted it,
drafting Najee Harris 3 years in a row.
When will you learn?


Minhneto sends Kevan flying.

Minhneto
You can deadlift a truck, but I send you across the planet.
You are no match for the mighty Minhneto.


Minhneto
And now, you are done.
Stryker, Kevan is yours.
I will find the rest of the F-Men and destroy Xavier's house of mutants.


William Stryker
No. That will not be necessary, Minh.
You took your eye off the prize.
Vinpool. Wade Vinson!
You let him go... and now he's in first place,
damn near about to clinch a first round bye!
WHAT HAPPENED?

Minhneto
Everything was under control until you brought Vinpool into the picture.
The way I see it, you caused all of this.

William Stryker
I caused all of this?! I caused this??
4 weeks ago, you were in first place.
You have since lost 4 straight games and are now in 7th place!


Minhneto
Watch how you speak to me, William.

William Stryker
Find Vinpool!
Win your Week 14 matchup and GET TO THE PLAYOFFS!
You want a League Championship, don't you?!
Then find Vinpool and DESTROY HIM!
Do you understand?!


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Minhneto's NEW Season Objective: 
Kill Vinpool
(Beat Reunited in the Playoffs)
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Minhneto
Very well. Consider it done.
By the end of the season, I will kill Wade Vinson.


WEST COAST COUSINS
FOREVER

Episode Fourteen - Go


Kenneth Bell
Week 15. That's the date.
We've only got one shot at this.

Jesse Barksdale
Hold on a minute. Let me get this straight.
The cartel boss is getting you a plane?
But you want me to have getaway car prepared?
What for? You don't trust Lalo?

Kenneth Bell
There's no telling what that man is thinking.
He's a wildcard and I don't like wildcards.
The plane is Plan A. The getaway car is Plan B.
Tell D and Zeke to be ready and have a car waiting for us.


Jesse Barksdale
It's done.
Too sweet.

Kenneth Bell
For life.


After Bell gets off the phone, he's approached by Peacekeeper.

Peacekeeper
String.
We have to go.

Kenneth Bell
Go where?

Peacekeeper
They're going to find out about the escape.
This whole plan is going to shit!

Kenneth Bell
Slow down, what are you on about?


Peacekeeper
I heard the guards talking.
They're going to turn this whole place upside down.
There's rumors that they're going to search this entire prison.
And if they do, they're going to find the hole in Andrews' cell.

Kenneth Bell
What in the bloody hell?
Why are they doing a search?

Peacekeeper
I don't know. Someone must have talked.
I think it was Olave.
But regardless, we have to go...

Kenneth Bell
Let's find Andrews and the rest of them.

*Commercial*


*Commercial*


Skip Bayless
Welcome to Undisputed.
Keyshawn Johnson, Richard Sherman and Skip Bayless
with coverage of Week 14 action.


Skip Bayless
And gentlemen, we are down to the final week of the regular season.
FantasyMania is right around the corner and so far,
only Reunited and #7tormsComing have clinched a playoff spot.
National TEs Day is a near lock, as he is the current points leader
and will need a complete meltdown in order to miss out on the playoffs.
But with first round byes still in the balance,
we can expect Tightends Day, Reunited and #7tormsComing to fight to the end.
But this is where it gets interesting, Keyshawn.
After the top 3 seeds, it is an open race.


Skip Bayless
So let's get into it.
Let's start with the longshots, vincent1469 and Rock Reigns.

Keyshawn Johnson
Yeah Skip, it has been a long season for the King of Wakanda.
T'Vincent has faced numerous injuries, Justin Jefferson, Jonathan Taylor
and now Tank Dell and Derrick Henry?
Mathematically, he's not eliminated but he will need an absolute miracle on Sunday, Skip.



Richard Sherman
When it comes to Rock Reigns, he also has a tough road ahead of him.
He'll need to win and have both Chuckanuts and Dollar Discount lose.
But not only that, he'll have to outscore Chuckanuts by 33.36 and
Tai Rogers by 66.08. It's not looking good for the former 2x League Champion.
But he does have my guy Brock Purdy under center,
so I don't doubt that Reigns can win on Sunday. 
It'll just be a matter of if he can score enough points,
and have some luck on his side when it comes to Chuckanuts and Dollar Discount.


Richard Sherman
But for all intents and purposes, Skip.
In my eyes, this is a playoff race between four teams.
Alex's Team, DBU, Dollar Discount and Chuckanuts.


Skip Bayless
And that does bring us to the marquee matchup Alex-

Richard Sherman
And Skip, DBU-

Skip Bayless
Are you gonna let me finish, Richard?
I'm speaking. Thank you.

Richard Sherman
You don't know what you're talking about!
So stop raising your voice, Skip!
....
watch how you talk to me, skip.

Skip Bayless
Are you going to let me speak or not?
I'm speaking in my regular voice, Richard.


Richard Sherman
You can speak, but just know that you never played Fantasy Football
at the highest of levels, Skip!

Skip Bayless
I don't have to have played at the highest levels to know what I'm talking about.
Dollar Discount vs. Alex's Team.
Captain Covfefe vs. the Batman.
This is as big as it gets on Sunday.
There are a number of different scenarios that could happen as
the final playoff picture shakes out.
But the loser of this matchup is going to be in a tough spot, no doubt about it.


The Riddler
Iron bars will bend and break
Bend and break, bend and break
Iron bars will bend and break....
The fall is coming, my fair lady.


Batman
The Riddler's named his next target.


Batman
Mayor London Breed.


Batman
I have to stop him.
I have to make it to the Championship game.


Skip Bayless
Alright, let's move onto Week 14 predictions.
Starting with you Keyshawn, Captain Covfefe vs. The Batman,
Who do you like and why?


Keyshawn Johnson
In my opinion, this is truly a coin flip between these two Fantasy Managers.
I think they both have a lot of fire power,
De'Von Achane back and healthy for Dollar Discount.
Not to mention DJ Moore coming off that bye week.
But man, Kyren Williams is also back for Alex's Team.
Both squads have a strong running back room and I think it's going to be extremely close.
If I had to pick, I'd go with Alex's Team.
I just like his running backs a little bit more.
And he's got those big receivers. I like my receivers big, Richard.

Richard Sherman
Pause. First of all.

Keyshawn Johnson
That's just my preference.


Richard Sherman
Second, you're not giving my guy Dollar Discount enough credit.
Alvin Kamara has been lighting it up since his suspension.
Achane, apart of that Miami offense. And not to mention, if K9 comes back.
He's got a lot of weapons, Captain Covfefe.
Alex might have the bigger receivers, but Dollar has the more explosive WRs.
I have Captain Covfefe and I'll be honest, I don't think it's going to be as close as you think.
Covfefe is top 3 in points scored and he knows what's at stake.
He's punching his ticket to FantasyMania on Sunday,
and we're going to see the Fox River 6 escape.


Skip Bayless
Now let's get into DB University.
Richard, you wanted to jump ahead, but let's talk about it.

Richard Sherman
Well I was trying to talk about it, Skip!

Skip Bayless
It's my show.


Richard Sherman
Yeah whatever, Skip.
As I was saying, DBU is in a surprisingly favorable situation.
Out of everyone still fighting for a playoff spot,
he actually has the lowest amount of regular season points.
And normally, that wouldn't put him in a good position.
But, he has some things going for him.
For one, he's playing the last place Luke's Lunch Money in Week 14.
She's been on the bottom all season long, and DBU is the favorite to win.
He won in Week 3 and I'm expecting him to win again.


Keyshawn Johnson
Yeah Sherm, and considering his current spot in the standings,
for DBU, it's win and you're in.
In order for Chris Parker to miss the playoffs,
he has to lose and BOTH Chuckanuts and Dollar Discount have to win.
He's in a good spot and in control of his own destiny.
If he wins, he will be making his FantasyMania debut next week.
And personally, I'm quite interested to see if the kid can shut down Metatron.


Christopher Parker
Come on... come on... pick up.

Kendrick Stark
You've reached Kendrick Stark.
I'm not available right now, but if you leave a message,
I'll be sure to delete it later.

Christopher Parker
Mr. Stark? Mr. Stark, you've got to help me!
I really messed up, call me back when you get this!


Christopher Parker
Jaylen, I think we're on our own.
If we want to shut down Metatron, we need a win in the playoffs.


Christopher Parker
And whatever they're doing, they're doing it inside that building.
It's Week 14 and it's put up or shut up time.


Jaylen Warren
Got it, Chris.
I'm your guy in the chair.
I'll manage the team from here, you just get in there
and do what you can to stop Metatron.
I believe in you, Chris.


Christopher Parker
Thanks, Jaylen.
Let's do this.


*Commercial*


*Commercial*


Chris Olave
They're gonna search the entire prison, Andrews.
At least that's what Seana is saying.
What are we going to do?

Mark Andrews
I told you they were a liability... Olave.
Someone talked.

Chris Olave
It wasn't me.


Mark Andrews
I know... but now this whole thing is in jeopardy.
We have to go.

Chris Olave
What do you mean?
I thought you said we weren't gonna be ready until Week 15.

Mark Andrews
We don't have a choice.
The escape has already begun.
As soon as tier time begins, we're leaving.
One by one, through my cell.

Chris Olave
This is crazy. We were supposed to escape out of pipes out of the psych ward.
Escaping through your cell cuts our lead time down significantly.
We were supposed to have a 2 hour head start, Fish.
This isn't going to work... we only have...

Mark Andrews
60 minutes.
60 minutes to get out of my cell, through to the psych ward,
into the infirmary and over that wall.
When these doors open, get the others and bring them to my cell.
It's now or never, Olave.


Andrews stares at Seana,
who is sitting across from him in a row below.



As the clock winds down on the regular season,
we find Lalo and Kenneth Bell anxiously waiting in their cells.



Ahead of a crucial Week 14 matchup,
Tai Rogers stares out into the distance.
Tier time is minutes away.
The former League Champion is in control of his own destiny,
but will have to find a way to win against Alex's Awesome Team.


But the 3rd year Fantasy Manager has a mission of his own,
find and stop the Riddler.


The cell doors open.


Mark Andrews
60 minutes... Go!