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Jim Ross
We come to you live from the sold out SAP Center in San Jose, California!
Welcome to this Special Presentation of Preview.
FantasyMania XIV: Stone Cold vs. Single H!
King
It is bonkers in here, JR!
Jim Ross
Approximately 30,000 in attendance for Preview,
waiting in anticipation for the biggest matchup in League History.
You know we couldn't resist folks.
We could not miss the opportunity to broadcast the most important match of our generation.
Jim Ross
Welcome on in folks.
I'm Jim Ross and alongside Jerry Lawler to call the action.
And King, after a Final Four full of twists and turns, we have come to this.
The Circle of Champions will remain intact for at least another season,
as both the Underchucker and The Icon, Alex were upset
last night in the second round of FantasyMania.
The 1st and 2nd seed Fantasy Managers will face off for 3rd place,but that could only mean one thing, King.
*Mr. McMahon's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin and Single H will headline FantasyMania XIV!
The Quest for 4 comes to an end this Sunday.
The battle for League Supremacy is finally at hand.
Who will be the first Fantasy Manager to 4 League Championships?
These two Fantasy Managers have been deadlocked at 3 Championships a piece for years,
but now these two titans will clash head to head to determine
which Fantasy Manager is the Greatest of All Time.
King
We've said it a lot over the years, JR.
But this is truly the most important Championship match of all time.
There has never been a match of this magnitude.
This is what it is all about.
This is a Legacy Match. It's for all the marbles.
Winner will be the undisputed GOAT of the West Coast Cousins.
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
And as we get underway here on Preview,
we are joined by the owner of West Coast Cousins, Mr. McMahon.
King
Will this San Jose crowd shut up and show this man some respect?
Jim Ross
I'm a firm believer in that you reap what you sow, King.
And quite frankly, Mr. McMahon has been the center of controversy
during his tenure here in the West Coast Cousins.
It's no wonder he gets this type of crowd reaction on a nightly basis.
*Crowd Boos*
Mr. McMahon
There have been so many accolades said about the man I'm about to introduce...
so I'll just say, it's my honor and a privilege to introduce you to...
The Game... SINGLE H!!!!
*Single H's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
After a convincing win over the #1 seeded Underchucker during
last night's second round matchup,
Single H has looked strong in this year's playoffs.
After a shaky start to begin the year, Single H has certainly righten the ship
in this back half of the season.
I think it's safe to say he's been playing his best game in years.
And now he returns to the main event of FantasyMania,
one win away from a record breaking 4th title.
King
It has been such a long journey back to the top for Single H.
It feels like a lifetime ago since he was in the Championship Match.
Jim Ross
Over a decade to be exact, King.
The last time Single H was in the Championship Match was 2011,
after capping off an unprecedented 3peat Championship reign
defeating The Baugh 119.04 - 119.00.
The narrowest margin in League History.
Less than a yard separated Single H from The Baugh.
King
I don't think he gets enough credit for that run, JR.
No other Fantasy Manager has even won back to back since Single H.
We'll never see anything like that first run ever again.
Jim Ross
It is certainly an unthinkable feat, King.
And for a long time, Single H was the unquestioned King of the WCCF.
That is until rising powers by the name of Stone Cold Steve Pupstin
and SC Lesnar came into play.
Single H has long ruled with an iron first since the early days of the West Coast Cousins.
But over the past few years, many have begun to question Single H's ability as a Fantasy Manager.
Some have said that he's past his prime, he's over the hill.
He won in an era with less competition.
He's more of a Bill Russell than he is a Michael Jordan.
But say what you want, you can't take those titles away from him.
King
These critics are idiots, JR.
What would they know about Fantasy Football anyways?
Do you know how hard it is to even win 1 League Championship?
These idiots couldn't lace Single H's boots,
and they certainly can't log into his account.
Throughout the history of the entire league, there has only been 5 Champions.
With Single H and Pupstin being multiple time World Champions.
Jim Ross
He served as the league's very first commissioner.
A pioneer in his own right, he's been called The Game,
the Cerebral Sandwich.
And as he walks down to the ring, carrying his 2011 League Championship...
you've got to wonder, at what length will Single H go to
this Sunday at FantasyMania to win his 4th League Championship?
King
He's so close, he can taste it, JR.
Jim Ross
He certainly has been playing like the hottest Fantasy Manager
in the league right now.
Vegas odds have a very tight race with Single H as the slight underdog.
But I wouldn't be surprised if those odds shifted before Sunday.
And a quick note to mention, before the Storyline Era,
Single H has won every Championship there is before the inclusion of storylines,
so something to point out for all of those advanced analytic gurus from AWS.
King
What does that mean, JR?
Does this season count as a storyline?
Jim Ross
We'll have to wait a see, King.
But I doubt that will have any impact on this Sunday's Championship Match.
Mr. McMahon
Give it up... give it up for my son in law, the 3x League Champion!
Single H!
*Crowd Boos*
Crowd
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
Mr. McMahon
I'm not going to speak over you people...
*Crowd Boos Even Louder*
King
Listen to these idiots, JR.
I always knew these people in San Jose have no class.
Mr. McMahon
This Sunday at FantasyMania XIV, the stage has been set.
The stage has been set for the biggest match in league history.
It is the biggest match in history... not because the fate of the world is on the line.
Not because there is an Avengers level threat happening on Sunday.
And quite frankly, all of that extra crap doesn't mean a damn thing.
Because the only thing that matters is this Championship Match.
In one corner, we have the toughest SOB that this league has ever seen.
And in the other, we have the most Cerebral Fantasy Manager to ever step foot in this ring.
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin and Single H will enter this Sunday's matchup
as decorated Fantasy Managers who have done it all.
But only one will walk out as the 2022 League Champion.
And only one will walk away as the Undisputed GOAT of the West Coast Cousins.
Mr. McMahon
This match is the most important match that this league has ever seen.
Which is why, I can't afford to have anything happen that would
risk jeopardizing this matchup.
Single H, I know the two of you have bad blood.
The two of you can't stand one another, and as the owner of the WCCF,
I have to say, that makes for some great business...
But on the other hand, if either of you two competitors
became injured, or God forbid, if either of you tested positive for COVID,
then this match would be off.
And that would make for some really bad business.
Which is why, I can't have you two around one another.
Mr. McMahon
So effective immediately, there will be a zero tolerance policy put in place.
If either of you two lay a finger on one another before Sunday's matchup,
then BOTH of you will be suspended for the entirety of the 2023 Season!
*Crowd Boos*
King
What?!
Jim Ross
Single H does not look happy about this at all, King.
Single H
You know something, Vince.
That's fine.
I won't lay a finger on Pupstin.
But you better keep that psychopath away from me,
because I can't guarantee that he will do the same.
And I'm not thrilled about the possibility of being suspended for something that he did.
You keep that son of a bitch away from me and you've got yourself a match.
And to all you fans in San Jose, hoping to see some fireworks tonight.
Well I've got news for you.
You're not getting it.
*Crowd Boos*
Single H
But if you want to watch the most important match of our lifetime,
all you've got to do is take a trip up north to Candlestick Park and buy yourself a ticket
or order on Pay Per View.
Because you are not going to want to miss this.
You see, for as long as I can remember,
there has been only one one Fantasy Manager in this league that's worth a damn.
And that Fantasy Manager is me!
For years, I was the Head of the Table.
I was the King of Kings.
It took years for anyone to even come close to my achievements!
Single H
But I'll give credit where credit is due.
Pupstin, you're a made man.
You've proven that you're one of the best Fantasy Managers in the League.
But the problem is, you're not quite on my level, kid.
Single H
Pupstin, you may be good.
But you're not THAT damn good.
Because when it comes of the West Coast Cousins,
I am the originator.
I am the first Fantasy Manager to ever raise the bar.
I set the standard in this league.
I laid the blueprint for success, I paved the way.
And every other Fantasy Manager in this league has spent the last 10 years
trying to play catch up.
Every single one of them, is walking down a pathway that I created.
Single H
And this Sunday, I am going to prove why I am the very best this League has to offer.
It has been over 10 long years, since I've headlined FantasyMania.
It's been a long time coming, but The Game is back on top.
And while Pupstin, you've been in more Championship Matches than I have,
the difference between you and I, is that I've never lost one.
Single H
When the lights shine brightest, I come out on top.
3-0 in the main event of FantasyMania.
While you, on the other hand.
You know what it's like to taste defeat.
You aren't built for big time moments the same way that I am.
There are levels to Fantasy Managing,
and the the truth is, you are not on my level.
You never were. And this Sunday, I'm going to prove it to the world.
Mr. McMahon
That is very well said, Single H.
And this Sunday, you certainly will have the opportunity to prove to the world,
that you are the Greatest of All Time.
But with that said, Single H....
I will have to ask you to leave this ring.
Because I am going to introduce your opponent this Sunday,
and I can't afford to have the two of you near one another.
Single H
That's fine, Vince.
But you watch your back.
Mr. McMahon
I appreciate the concern, but don't worry about me.
I have San Jose's finest with me in this ring,
just in case Pupstin tries anything.
But you have a big match on Sunday,
take some time, get some rest.
Go home and enjoy yourself.
Because this Sunday, you will have the biggest match of your career.
Single H and Stephaneah leave ringside.
Mr. McMahon
Okay, now don't get too excited.
Because I know you all are ready for this next Fantasy Manager...
*Crowd Cheers*
Crowd
Pupstin! Pupstin! Pupstin!
Mr. McMahon
You people would love it, if Pupstin were to come out to this ring
and give Vince McMahon a Stone Cold Stunner, wouldn't you?
*Crowd Cheers*
Mr. McMahon
Of course that's what you want.
But that's not what you're gonna get!
Because not only am I surrounded by these fine police officers,
but Stone Cold, if you lay a hand on me, I will strip you off this Championship opportunity!
So keep your damn hands to yourself, goddamnit!
*Crowd Boos*
*Stone Cold's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
And there is the 3x League Champion!
Stone Cold! Stone Cold!
He will be making his 6th Championship appearance this Sunday
at FantasyMania XIV.
And my God, what a road it has been to get back to the title picture, King.
Narrowly defeating The Icon, Alex, last night in the second round.
King, it looked like Pupstin's season was coming to an end.
Alex just needed 12 points from Justin Herbert to advance,
but one after another, Pupstin found a way to survive.
Against all odds, Pupstin held on to win on Monday Night.
Talk about resilience, King.
King
Pupstin lucked into this win, JR.
The Icon had Pupstin right where he wanted him.
Jim Ross
Say what you want, but Pupstin is here now in the Championship Match.
Jim Ross
And as he makes his way down to the ring,
carrying his 2019 League Championship belt.
He is the most decorated Champion of the modern era.
Stone Cold has been the model of consistency since he entered the League.
And now that he has clinched in the prize pool,
Pupstin will have placed in the Top 3 in 9 out of the last 14 seasons.
A record that no other Fantasy Manager even comes close to, King.
King
Yeah, but he's nothing but a troublemaker, JR.
He made be a great Fantasy Manager, but he is a menace to the WCCF!
If not for the cops in the ring, I'd be worried for Mr. McMahon.
Jim Ross
There is little doubt that the rattlesnake can strike at any moment,
but he'll have to restrain himself here tonight or his Championship opportunity is gone.
Pupstin, just 5 nights away from the biggest match of his career.
An opportunity to become the Undisputed GOAT.
*Crowd Cheers*
Steve Pupstin
Well goddamn, Vince.
I always knew you were a dumb son of a bitch.
But you may actually be dumber than I thought you were.
King
He can't say that, JR!
That's the boss you're speaking to!
Steve Pupstin
I can't touch you, right?
And I can't touch your stupid little son in law, Single H.
That's what you're worried about, right?
Look at your stupid little face. That's what you're worried about.
But that's not the only thing you should be worried about.
King
What? What's he talking about?
Jim Ross
I have no idea, King.
Steve Pupstin
The biggest match of all time,
and you're worried that Stone Cold is going to stun the living piss out of you.
But that's not what you should be concerned with, Vince.
What you should be concerned with... is that pending investigation
that threatens to put you in jail for the rest of your miserable fucking life!
*Crowd Cheers*
Steve Pupstin
That's right. Don't you read the internet?
This sick son of a bitch has more allegations against him than R. Kelly!
So I want the police officers in this ring to do their job
and arrest this son of a bitch!
*Crowd Cheers*
Mr. McMahon
Okay... hold on just a minute.
There is a simple explanation for all of this-
The police officers surround Mr. McMahon.
Mr. McMahon
Wait just a minute!
Get your damn hands off of me!
I'm Vince McMahon!
Jim Ross
Look at this King!
They're handcuffing Mr. McMahon!
King
They can't do that!
They work for him!
Jim Ross
They work for the people, King.
Steve Pupstin
That's right, take his sorry little ass away!
Your ass is going to jail tonight, you predatory son of a bitch!
And you can watch FantasyMania from your prison cell!
King
This is terrible, JR!
Jim Ross
Mr. McMahon is absolutely livid!
Stone Cold has humiliated Mr. McMahon here on Tuesday Night Preview!
They are taking him away!
Mr. McMahon is going to the big house!
Steve Pupstin
So with that said, we've got a Championship match to talk about...
If you're excited for FantasyMania, gimme a hell yeah!
Crowd Cheers
HELL YEAH!
Steve Pupstin
This Sunday at FantasyMania, without a shadow of a doubt,
this will be the most important match of my career...
Stephaneah McMahon
Pupstin!
Who the hell do you think you are?
King
Ah! Stephaneah is back out here.
Careful, Stephaneah!
Stephaneah McMahon
My father built this Fantasy League.
Without him, you don't have the opportunity to be a 3x League Champion!
If not for him, you'd be playing in some Yahoo Public League somewhere.
Stephaneah McMahon
And to humiliate him in front of all of these people,
in the house that he built.... for allegations that aren't even true...
who the hell do you think you are?
What gives you the right?
*Crowd Boos*
Stephaneah McMahon
Hey! I'm talking to you!
Steve Pupstin
What?
Steve Pupstin
You're talking to me? What?
You think that because Vince McMahon gave me an opportunity,
that I owe him?
Well, then I can see based on that stupid look on your face,
that the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Because if you think that Vince McMahon didn't get exactly
what he had coming to him, then you're about as dumb as your old man.
Steve Pupstin
So let me ask you a question while you're out here.
When you saw me humiliate that sack of shit that you call a father,
what made you come down to this ring?
Why didn't your mealy mouth husband come down to this ring
to defend your honor?
Is he too much of a coward to come face to face with Stone Cold?
Go get that son of a bitch and bring him to this ring!
Stephaneah McMahon
You know exactly why he didn't come down here, Pupstin.
Stephaneah McMahon
If either of you lay a finger on one another, this match is off,
and you're both suspended!
I know my husband can keep his cool,
but I don't trust for one second that you can keep yours!
Steve Pupstin
Well Stephaneah, I'm glad you mentioned that.
Because you're exactly right.
If Single H came down to this ring, I might very well whoop his sorry little ass.
And then, not only is the match off,
but your husband and I, will be suspended for the entirety of the 2023 Season...
which is exactly why... I'm really glad...
the stipulation didn't say anything about laying a finger on you!
*Crowd Cheers*
King
What?!
Jim Ross
OH! OH MY GOD!
Pupstin just gave Stephaneah the Stunner!
Mrs. Homepage just got stunned!
Mrs. Homepage just got stunned!
King
This is assault!
Where did those police officers go?!
Jim Ross
She had it coming, King.
Wait a minute, there's Single H!
Jim Ross
They're gonna blow it! They're gonna blow it!
Zero tolerance!
Pupstin and The Game can't score any Fantasy Points before Sunday!
King
Look at Single H!
Single H is having a seizure!
He is beside himself!
Jim Ross
Things just got personal on another level, King!
The bad blood between these two...
Jim Ross
The title is on the line!
Stone Cold and Single H.
Who will be the first Fantasy Manager to 4 League Championships?
Jim Ross
Can you imagine what it's going to be like on Sunday?
King
Single H is going berzerk, JR!
Jim Ross
The most important match in League History.
FantasyMania XIV: Pupstin vs. Single H.
Call your cable operator and order FantasyMania XIV only on Pay Per View!
Jim Ross
Thank you for joining us for this Special Presentation of WCCF Preview!
We will see you on Sunday for the main event of FantasyMania XIV.
Thank you and goodnight!
THE END OF TIME
01.06.23
