Julio Jones
I'm saying yo, 2-6 is not a good look.
We dead last in the league.
And the longer this war go between us and Kevlo, the worst off we are.
We ain't got the players to fuck with Kevlo.
DJ Chark Jr.
So what you wanna do?
You want a trade to another fantasy team?
Shit be like this sometimes.
May just have to regroup and draft better next season.
Antonio Brown approaches DJ Chark.
Antonio Brown
Yo, I'm looking for DJ Chark.
DJ Chark Jr.
Who asking?
Antonio Brown
It's me. AB.
I got a number to call when I got released from prison.
But when I called, the line was dead.
DJ Chark Jr.
Man, them burner phones only last a few days.
You want to stay in touch, you need a new number.
Took you a long time to call us.
Antonio Brown
Yeah. I been busy.
DJ Chark Jr.
Well. You ready to put in the work?
With the Week 10 byes coming, we need all the help we can get.
Antonio Brown
Yeah. I'm ready.
Singles Match
Justin's Team vs. Jay Gruden's Team
Narrator
For as long as the game has been around,
so too, has the Sunday Morning Truce.
An unspoken agreement among all those within the game,
to keep peace on Sunday mornings.
On this particular Week 10 Sunday morning,
Victor Oumar takes his grandma to church with no fear for his safety.
Peyton Barber
Yo. Is that Victor Oumar?
Eric Ebron
Yeah... that is.
Too bad we can't get him.
Justinmonger
Why not?
Eric Ebron
It's Sunday morning, boss...
You know? Church day.
Justinmonger
I don't give a fuck about no Sunday Morning Truce.
Get him. Now.
Victor Oumar
Watch your step, grandma.
We know you had that high ankle sprain.
Don't want you getting hurt again.
Justinmonger jumps out of his vehicle and starts running towards Victor Oumar.
Victor Oumar notices the oncoming shooters.
Victor Oumar
Grandma! Get in!
Victor Oumar shoves his grandma into the Uber and they take off,
avoiding the murder attempt.
Winner via Escaping:
Jay Gruden's Team
Justinmonger drops to 3-6, largely failing to live up to his mercenary nickname.
With the inability to succeed in Kevlo's hit on Victor Oumar.
Oumar will undoubtedly look to exact revenge as we near the playoffs.
