In West Coasteros, Evan Baratheon is officially named King and named Protector of the Realm as Rockson Stark has been apprehended and stripped of all Commissioner Rights.
West Coasteros may never be the same again.
[Justin Roberts]
Ladies and gentlemen, we ask that you please direct to attention to the stage for a very special message from the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election...
AND NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
DONALD J. TRUMP!
*Crowd Boos*
[Graves]
YES! YES! YES!
It's the President of the United States, Mauro!
It's raining MONEY!
Live in New Orleans!
I know these people need the welfare.
[Ranallo]
Oh please... this makes me sick to my stomach.
[Graves]
Hey, it could be the last time they get free money.
Better take advantage.
[Ranallo]
President Trump making his first public appearance since winning the election.
And he's here LIVE on FXT Preview.
[President Trump]
Do I have everybody's attention now?
I feel a little recapping is in order.
If you didn't watch the election last night, and I can't blame ya, I didn't watch either.
Because I was watching reruns of The Apprentice.
I was elected President of the United States of America.
*Crowd Boos*
[President Trump]
And I guess, I got in a bit of trouble with the American people.
I didn't get in trouble because I said I wanted to build a wall and deport every illegal immigrant in the country.
I didn't get in trouble because I called Hillary Clinton the most corrupt candidate to ever run for President.
And I didn't get in trouble because I called Rosie O'Donnell fat.
I got in trouble because basically, I have the balls to say things that nobody else has the balls to say.
Things like, this country, inside and out, are filled with a parade of shameless politically correct, glad handed ass kissers.
But never fear, tonight not only have I been elected President....
Not only have the Republicans won the House...
BUT FINALLY..
THE DONALD!
HAS COME BACK....
TO THE SILVERDOME!
*Crowd Boos*
[Ranallo]
We're actually in the Superdome, Corey.
[Crowd]
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!
[President Trump]
No, America. YOU fucked up.
*Crowd Boos*
Hillary Clinton appears on the Titantron.
*Crowd Boos*
[Hillary Clinton]
Donald. I can't believe you're still at it.
Every vote counts and I have not conceded the election just yet.
As I tell everyone who voted for me.
Never give up, never surrender.
[Hillary Clinton]
So in honor of the WCC, Donald Trump, I challenge you to a match at FantasyMania!
Winner of this match becomes President of the United States of America!
*Crowd Boos*
[Hillary Clinton]
And you never know, the last man standing, might just be a woman.
[President Trump]
Somebody shut that bitch up!
Take her off my screen.
I'm the President of the United States, damnit.
Arrest that bitch!
Hillary, you dumb bitch, I've already won the election.
Why would I risk the Presidency over a Fantasy Match at FantasyMania?
You're even more delusional than I thought.
*Crowd Boos*
[President Trump]
I promise you this.
Within the first 100 days in office, I will make America great again.
And that starts by making the WCC great again.
I have a group of associates that I have hired to ensure that the WCC will be great again.
My associates will make an impact later tonight on Preview.
I will complete takeover this storyline.
I will buy the West Coast Cousins from Vince McMahon, himself.
And then I can tell Mr. McMahon to his face....
You're fired.
Because now that the DJT problem is here...
I will fix this league.
I will fix this country.
I am the Voice of the Voiceless.
And the West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football League will never...
E-E-E-E-EVER...
be the same...... a-gain.
Now hit my music!
[Ranallo]
Wow. Talk about shocking.
What do we do now?
The WCC is so screwed.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm joining another league.
President Trump is going to ruin our league.
He's going to put all of our Fantasy Managers in concentration camps.
He's gonna start a Wednesday Night War with other Fantasy leagues!
This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to this league.
He's going to bring back slavery!
We're all going to lose our jobs!
[Graves]
Would you quit freaking out, Mauro?
You sound like my Facebook feed.
[Ranallo]
Wha- wha...
Hold on just a second, Corey.
It's Number 2 Ranked Superstar, the Eater of Worlds.
Minh Wyatt!
[Graves]
He's had a hell of a year so far, Mauro.
Minh Wyatt has always been a staple in the West Coast Cousins.
But Minh has never won the League Championship.
Will this be the sure that Minh Wyatt finally wins it all?
[Minh Wyatt]
You people.
You believe in optimism.
You believe in hope.
You believe in the underdog.
You believe that a childhood dream can be fulfilled.
You believe that a Super Saiyan Fantasy Manager shock the world and win it all.
You believe in an International Sensation, defying all odds.
You believe in a fallacy.
[Minh Wyatt]
I am the greatest Fantasy Manager of our generation.
Yet, you choose to boo me.
You choose a false idol.
Shinsuke Nickamura is should NOT be ranked the #1 Superstar in the league.
Nickamura is a mere mortal.
I AM A GOD!
So what are we waiting for?
Why wait until FantasyMania?
Why wait for the inevitable?
I will be Champion of the Universe.
And I will be FXT Universal Champion.
Shinsuke Nickamura, bow before me and I shall show mercy to your soul.
*Sidney Reign's Music Hits*
[Graves]
That is not Shinsuke Nickamura.
What is this charismatic Fantasy Manager doing out here?
[Ranallo]
I think Sidney Reigns feels differently.
[Sidney Reigns]
Minh. I know what it's like to have a strong regular season.
I was dominant last year.
I was the Carolina Panthers of the WCC.
But this season... this season has been a different story.
But that doesn't mean I'm gonna give up.
[Crowd]
YOU CAN'T MANAGE!
YOU CAN'T MANAGE!
[Sidney Reigns]
Hey... all you guys saying I can't manage.
Drink your beer and shut your mouths.
[Crowd]
WE WANT ICE CREAM!
WE WANT ICE CREAM!
[Sidney Reigns]
I'm not giving up on the playoffs.
And if I want any shot at that, I'm going to have to run the table.
I'm going to prove to you and all these fans saying I can't manage...
That I can manage.
So if you are a God like you say you are.
You'd have no problem running thru me.
So how about a Fantasy Match.
You versus me.
Winner faces Shinsuke Nickamura for the FXT Championship this Sunday.
*Shane McMahon's Music Hits*
[Shane McMahon]
Sidney, you know I'm all about giving the people what they want...
[Crowd]
WE DON'T WANT IT!
WE DON'T WANT IT!
[Shane McMahon]
So I'm going to give them what they want.
The two of you will face each other one on one.
And the winner will get a title shot.
And that match... is up next.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
[Ranallo]
We return live to FXT Preview and we are joined by Shinsuke Nickamura's representative, Deez Bryan.
Thank you for joining us, Deez.
[Deez Bryan]
It's a pleasure to be here, Mauro.
You know I had to come watch this match.
[Graves]
Deez, you have undoubtedly been one of the strongest Fantasy Managers since joining the league.
You've managed your way to 3 straight FantasyManias and it looks like you'll be headed for a 4th.
If not the best Fantasy Manager, you've definitely been one of the most consistent.
[Deez Bryan]
Thank you, Corey.
It's about time I started getting some credit, these lazy storyline writers seem to neglect me every season. I've gone thru character change after character change.
And it's about time they put some respek on my name.
[Ranallo]
OH LOOK OUT!
SPEAR BY SIDNEY REIGNS!
[Ranallo]
Well, we have no more announcement table, so I guess we have to stand.
Deez, I think the entire FXT Universe wants to know.
2013, Nyback - eliminated in the first round.
2014, Nick Foley - eliminated in the first round.
2015, Deez Bryan - first round bye.
But, eliminated in the 2nd round.
So the question on everyone's mind.
Will this season be any different?
Will you finally have your FantasyMania moment?
What is different about this season, than previous?
[Deez Bryan]
Mauro, Shinsuke Nickamura is more dangerous than any of my previous iterations.
Shinsuke Nickamura is violent.
He is the most exciting Fantasy character that I have ever had.
In 2014, I was the longest reigning Champion of the Attitude Era.
And now, Shinsuke Nickamura is the longest reigning champion of the Modern Era.
I may not be able to rip off other Fantasy Managers with trades in this league like I do in my other league, but top to bottom, my Fantasy Team is the best.
[Ranallo]
HOLD ON!
Here comes the Wyatt Family, getting involved now.
Minh Wyatt has Sidney Reigns in the Sister Abigail.
But it's Sandy Orton!
FROM OUT OF NO WHERE!
RKO ON MINH WYATT!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW #1 Contender: Sidney Reigns
Sandy Orton has cost Minh Wyatt a shot at the Championship!
Sidney Reigns and Nickamura size each other up.
Deez Bryan offers a handshake, but Sidney Reigns gives a half hearted handshake.
Deez Bryan is upset by the gesture and shoves Sidney Reigns!
And Sidney Reigns responds with a spear!
Bomaye by Nickamura knocks out Sidney Reigns!
[Ranallo]
Is this a foreshadowing of what's to come?
Can Shinsuke Nickamura keep his win streak alive?
Who will walk out of Judgment Day, FXT Champion!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
We return to FXT with The Hiz already in the ring for HizTV.
[The Hiz]
Ladies and gentlemen, joining me tonight as my special guest...
My fellow inactive, Jenni Zayn!
*Crowd Cheers*
[The Hiz]
Jenni, some would say.. that you are the better Fantasy Manager.
I mean, after your performance last week at Backlash...
159 points against me.
Let's give it up for Jenni Zayn!
What a performance! YEAH!
[The Hiz]
But you know what, Zayn...
I don't think you are a better Inactive than I.
You know why?
Because I don't think you're an Inactive at all!
You don't stand for Inactive Lives Matter.
You aren't down for the cause.
You, unlike me, succumbed to peer pressure.
You actually PLAYED Fantasy Football.
You added players and you updated your lineup.
You're no longer an Inactive.
You've crossed over... you're....
YOU'RE A SELLOUT!
AN ACTIVE!
[Jenni Zayn]
Hiz, calm down.
I am still very much part of the Inactive Lives Matter campaign.
I still stand for equal rights of Fantasy Managers and believe all family members should be included in this league.
BUT, I also believe that we should strive to be active.
We should try our best.
All this bickering back and forth about Actives versus Inactives...
Aren't we supposed to strive to be a better Fantasy League?
Aren't we supposed to unify?
[Jenni Zayn]
I'm not mad at the Actives targeting us.
I'm not even mad at that really mean message from the Commissioner warning us to update our teams.
Because it has made be a better Fantasy Manager.
I plan to go to FantasyMania.
And I plan to win it all for every single Inactive that has ever played in this league.
But most importantly, I'm doing it for them.
*Points at the Fans*
*Crowd Cheers*
[Jenni Zayn]
So here is my plea to the rest of the league.
To everyone who supports Inactive Lives Matter.
To Colin Kaepernick.
Please. No more protesting.
No more fighting.
Let's unite and make the WCC Great Again.
So in honor of our country, let's play the National Anthem once more!
[Lillian Garcia]
Oh say can you see......
[Bane]
That's a lovely, lovely voice.
[Lillian Garcia]
By the twilight's last gleaming....
The ring suddenly explodes.
*The Bullet Club's Music Hits*
[Ranallo]
OH MY GOD!
THAT'S KENN BALOR!
[Graves]
What's he doing out here?!
And why is he dressed as Bane.
The ring, it's completely gone, Mauro.
[Kenn Balor]
West Coast Cousins.
Take control!
Take control of your Fantasy League!
Look to your heroes.
Look to your Inactives.
[Kenn Balor]
Zayn, who is this?
WHO IS THIS?!
THIS IS THE BEST FANTASY MANAGER THE WCC HAS TODAY!
KENN BALOR!
[Kenn Balor]
Our representative has sent us here to send a message to the West Coast Cousins.
We want control of the WCC.
Mr. McMahon will step down as Chairman of the Board by the end of the season.
Otherwise, I blow up a hospital.
And every week that he doesn't step down.
People will die.
Kenny Omega will be Secretary of State.
JJ Styles will be the President.
I will be the Chief Operating Officer.
And our representative, President Donald J. Trump will be Chairman of the Board.
Because we are the Bullet Club and we do whatever we want.
Whenever we want.
[Kenn Balor]
You have 24 hours.
