We return to Epstein Island as we open Week 4.
President Trump is found inside the home, preparing dinner for his family.
Donald Trump
Alright, Trump Family.
Gather around, we've got a very delicious meal.
The very best ingredients anywhere in the world.
Donald Trump
All-American, 100% beef, delicious cheeseburgers.
There is nothing you can have that is better than that.
Come on Junior, what'll you have?
A cheeseburger? Maybe a hot dog?
You want mustard or mayonnaise on your hot dog?
Ivanka Trump
Who puts mayonnaise on a hot dog...?
*The Baugh's Music Hits*
The Baugh walks into Donald Trump's home.
The Baugh
Drop the sandwich, you piece of shit.
The show's over.
Turn yourself in and I'll go easy on you.
Donald Trump
Please don't tell me you came alone.
From behind,
Vin Snow slices Donald Trump's arm off!
Vin Snow
He didn't.
Ivanka Trump
Oh my God!
Donald Trump screams in agony.
The West Coast Cousins flip over his gauntlet,
only to find that the Fantasy Stones are gone.
Detective Tai
Where are they?!
Donald Trump
You should be grateful.
The United States of America required correction.
I've fulfilled that destiny.
I've put us on the greatest path in the history of the world.
Because of me, China will never surpass us.
Sandy Orton
You displaced millions of Americans!
You've separated nearly every family in America.
Is this what you want?
You call that justice?
You're a tyrant!
And you deserve to die a slow and painful death.
Tell us where the Fantasy Stones are.
Or I swear to God, I'll punt your head right off your shoulders.
Donald Trump
They're gone. Reduced to atoms.
After the deportation, the Stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
So I used the Stones to destroy the Stones...
The work is done. It always will be.
I am... inevitable!
King
We have to tear this place apart.
He has to be lying!
Ivanka Trump
My father is many things...
but a liar is not one of them.
Donald Trump
Thank you daughter...
Perhaps I...
King
Are you kidding me? This asshole lies all the time!
It's how he brainwashed half of America and got elected in the first place!
He's a liar and he's lying righ-
The Baugh swings his sword,
cutting Donald Trump's head off.
Ivanka screams as the Trump family reacts in horror.
Sandy Orton
What did you do...
The Baugh
I went for the head.
King
Why would you do that...?
FIVE
SECONDS
LATER
Donald Trump's body begins to disintegrate.
Donald Trump
I hope you're not too disappointed.
But you didn't actually think that I would be killed off
in the first act, did you?
Donald Trump
I would hate that very much.
And I think the fans would too.
Very poor storytelling. Absolutely terrible.
The Baugh
What the fuck...?
Donald Trump reappears with
the Special Effects Stone, Underchucker's Urn
and the Power Stone in his gauntlet.
Donald Trump
Imagine if you actually killed me. Then what?
We fast forward 5 years and ruin the pace of the story?
No, we can't do that.
We can't do that because then we're left with offscreen
character development and no one likes that.
That would be very bad.
And it would be very sad.
But I won't let that happen.
Donald Trump
Baugh, you didn't actually think that I would destroy
the Fantasy Stones, did you?
Why would I do something so stupid?
Excuse me, these Stones are far too powerful.
After everything that I've done to get my hands on them,
you think I would just let them go to waste?
Baugh, I told you that I am inevitable.
Donald Trump
And now you've really made me angry.
Let this be a lesson to you all.
Let this be your final warning.
Donald Trump unleashes the Power Stone and hits Jerry Lawler.
King peels over in pain as he falls to the ground,
the Power Stone kills him immediately.
The Baugh
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Donald Trump
Another casualty, Baugh.
Some hero.
West Coast Cousins, that was your last chance.
Come after me again and I will end it all.
A single snap and you all cease to exist.
I've been merciful, but this is all the leeway that you're going to get.
Enjoy the lives that I've allowed you to live...
or don't live at all.
GONG
The lights turn off.
Donald Trump and his family disappear with
the Underchucker's Urn.
The Baugh is speechless as Donald Trump
has defeated him again.
Vin Snow
Did we just lose again?
What now?
WEST COAST COUSINS:
ENDGAME
ENDGAME
Episode Four - Fully Loaded
*Steve Pupstin's Music Hits*
The glass breaks as the fans get on their feet.
Jim Ross
Folks, welcome to WCCF Preview as we are live in Detroit, Michigan!
And we kick things off live with the rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
Following a Week 3 loss to the Underchucker,
I reckon Pupstin is not in a good mood.
Especially due to the interference at the hands of Kevane.
King
We all know Kevane's got a couple of screws loose,
but I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of Pupstin.
Jim Ross
To be quite honest, I'm not sure Kevane
gives a damn what Stone Cold thinks.
But what I want to know is,
what is the relationship between Kevane and the Underchucker?
Steve Pupstin
I ain't gonna come out here flappin' my gums all night.
So I'll just cut straight to the chase.
Last night at No Mercy, I went toe to toe with the Deadman.
Say what you want about his performance these past few seasons,
but the Underchucker and I left it all out in the ring last night in the Phillips Arena.
*Crowd Cheers*
Steve Pupstin
And there I was, popping that son of a bitch with a Stunner,
3 seconds away from winning the damn match.
When out of nowhere, the lights turn off and before I know it,
I'm surrounded by two 7 foot monsters.
Steve Pupstin
Kevane, you dead eyed piece of crap.
I know you're back there watching.
You may be a mute, but I know you understand what I'm saying.
I don't give a damn why you did what you did.
But I want that burned piece of crap to come down to this ring.
Cause I'm fixin' on stomping on a mudhole on your no personality having ass!
*Crowd Cheers*
Steve Pupstin
Come on, I ain't got all night.
So either you come on out here, or I go on back there and find you.
Which is it gonna be?
*Victor Angle's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Uh oh... that is not Kevane!
Crowd
You suck...! You suck....!
You suck..... YOU suck!
*Crowd Boos*
King
I have a bad feeling about this, JR.
Pupstin doesn't look happy and Vic Angle may just antagonize him so more!
Victor Angle
Wow Stone Cold.
You really aren't making any friends, are you?
One week it's Single H, the next it's the Underchucker.
And now?
Now, you want a piece of Kevane! There's no stopping you!
Victor Angle
While you're picking fights with everyone in the locker room, Pupstin.
I'm climbing my way to the top of the Fantasy League!
Oh, it's true! It's damn true.
Victor Angle
You don't have to take my word for it, just look at the standings!
I'm in 3rd place!
Meanwhile, you're all the way down there in 8th.
Jim Ross
Vic Angle better be careful with what he says next.
The rattlesnake could snap any minute.
Victor Angle
You see, Stone Cold.
I worked hard all offseason to get back to this level.
What have you been doing all offseason?
Oh, let me guess.
Hunting poor little animals and getting drunk.
Some role model you are.
Victor Angle
Stone Cold, I know what you are.
You're nothing but a good for nothing... big old, bully!
And I hate bullies!
And you know what else, Pupstin?
Mr. McMahon promised me a title shot for the WCCF Championship.
And I just thought of the perfect opportunity to get to the front of the line.
That's right. I'm going to beat Mr. McMahon's biggest rival,
I'm going to make Stone Cold Steve Pupstin tap!
*Crowd Boos*
Steve Pupstin
Is that right?
You're gonna make Stone Cold tap?
Well if you're so tough, why don't you bring your little ass to this ring.
So I can look you in your beady little eyes.
And then, you can show everyone in Detroit
exactly how you're gonna make me tap.
*Crowd Cheers*
Victor Angle
Is that you want, Pupstin?
You want me to step into that ring with you?
That's what Detroit wants to see?
Well, the answer is no.
I'm not stupid, Pupstin.
Intelligence is one of the Three I's,
and I'm not falling for any of your traps.
We play on my terms. And I say, we play this Sunday at Fully Loaded!
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
Oh my! That's one hell of a matchup, King.
King
Pupstin is going to have to wait until Sunday
to get his hands on Victor Angle.
Steve Pupstin
That doesn't surprise me one bit, Vic.
It doesn't surprise me that you're too much of a little bitch
to step in this ring.
So I'll tell you what, I'll wait until Sunday.
But in the mean time, I'm going to whoop someone's ass.
So as soon as I get back there, Vic.
You better high tail on outta here, or I'ma whoop your ass!
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
We return to Preview with John Seana ready to address the crowd.
John Seana
What a ruckus crowd we have here in Detroit!
Man, oh man! Now I see why they call this era the greatest
era in Professional Fantasy Managing.
But you know... last night I managed one hell of a match with Hedge.
It was a tight race and a nail biting end on Monday Night.
But in the end, I came out victorious.
And as many of you know, for weeks, I have been receiving letters.
Letters from a man only known as Noah.
Broken Matt Hardy... I know you're out there somewhere.
And I believe I've found my Noah.
So stop playing games, I'm waiting for you.
*Broken Matt Hardy's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Broken Matt Hardy
hAHahAhaHa....yeeeeessssssssss......
JOHN SEANA!
WHAT you SEEK... lies before YOU.
As does what you FEAR.... HAHAHAHA... yesssssss.....
John Seana
Matt, I need to know why you're sending me these letters.
I need to know how you got to 1999,
and how I can get back to my time.
Broken Matt Hardy
AhAhaaaahaaa... yesssss....
it SEEMS as if YOU have mistaken ME for ANOTHER!
I am NOT the ONE known as... NOAH!
Yessssss.... I am MERELY noah's... VESSEL.
And as far AS how I CAME to this TIMELINE...
I am an ENTITY. CAPABLE of traveling THROUGH SPACE-TIME.
ACROSS a MULTITUDE of MULTI-VERSES!
HahaAHa.. YESSSSS....
Broken Matt Hardy
JOHN SEANA! I come to YOU with a MESSAGE... FROM noAH!
BEFORE you can MEET him.
You MUST be.... DELETED!
YES....
In OTHER words.... Before you can SEE him.
You MUST....
EMBRACE the HATE!
Jim Ross
Oh my gosh!
Th-th-that's gotta be Kevane!
That's gotta be Kevane!
Chokeslam from hell on Seana!
Broken Matt Hardy
MUAHAHAHAHA.... YESSSSS...
John SEANA.... PREPARE to BE.... DELETED!
Kevane hits his pyro as we go to commercial break.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
We return to 2021, as Single H is already in the ring
to address his absence from the WCC.
Single H
For the past few weeks, there have been a number of rumors.
Rumors surrounding my health and my physical wellbeing.
Well I'm here to clear up any confusion.
It's true, I was hospitalized a few weeks ago at SummerSlam.
Single H
And I'll call like it is is.
I got my ass kicked in Week 1.
And in the early going of the season, it's not been a great start for me.
But I don't give a damn how it looks.
I will not be embarrassed on my own show.
I will not be embarrassed in the League that I built.
Single H
I'm not going down without a fight.
My team is prepared to go to hell and back with me.
Guys like Josh Allen, guys like Joe Mixon and Antonio Gibson.
Guys I spent big money on for their services.
My players will ride or die with me and they're ready for a rematch!
So Rockson Reigns, get your ass out here!
I'm not done with you
and I'm issuing you a challenge at Fully Loaded!
*Crowd Cheers*
Single H
Come on, Tribal Chief.
I ain't got all night.
Where's the Big Dog? Where's the Head of the Table?
*Crow Sounds*
Michael Cole
WAIT A MINUTE!
Can it be?!
Corey Graves
There's no way, Michael.
*Alex's Music Hits*
Michael Cole
IT IS!
The Icon is back on Wednesday Night Preview!
Alex is in the West Coast Cousins!
Michael Cole
The last time we saw Alex was a brief stint in 1999.
Corey Graves
But what is he doing back in the WCC?
Michael Cole
I have no idea, but Single H looks as shocked as we are!
The crowd goes nuts as these two legends go face to face.
Crowd
THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME!
Michael Cole
Wh-who...whoa!
Single H making the first move,
but Alex has the upper hand!
Michael Cole
Scorpion Death Drop!
Michael Cole
And Single H is down!
A familiar sight this season.
Michael Cole
Alex is back on Wednesday Night Preview!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Jim Ross
Welcome back to Preview is War.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are greeted by the new WCCF Champion,
Chris Vinson!
A hell of a performance put on by this young man
defeating The Baugh 123.18 - 99.04.
Winning in convincing fashion.
King
Are you kidding me, JR?!
That match should've never even taken place!
Nick Foley has ruined this entire Fantasy League.
The Baugh should be given an immediate rematch.
*SC Lesnar's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Wait a minute, before Vinson can even say a word,
it's Paul Heyman, coming out to SC Lesnar's music.
Jim Ross
This is unexpected and I don't believe Chris Vinson
was prepared for this either.
Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
And in my hands, I have an executive order from Vince McMahon himself.
He writes that the actions of Commissioner Foley last week on Preview
were unjust and that he will be appealing the decision of last night's
Championship victory by one, Chris Vinson.
In the mean time, the show must go on.
Which is why this Sunday at Fully Loaded,
Chris Vinson, you have been ordered to defend the WCCF Championship...
against the Number 2 Ranked WCCF Superstar....
SANTA CLARA LESSSSSSNAAAAR!
*Crowd Cheers*
Paul Heyman
And seeing as how my client, SC Lesnar, is not here tonight.
I will be conducting the contract signing on her behalf.
Chris Vinson
Let me get this straight, Paul.
The Corporation wants to appeal my Championship victory,
but I've still got to play you?
I've still got to defend the title?
So what happens if I win?
Or hell, what happens if SC Lesnar wins?
The McMahons win their appeal and it goes back to The Baugh?
How does that work?
Paul Heyman
Chris, I know what you're trying to do.
You want me to revolt against the McMahons.
But it's not going to work, Vinson.
As far as I'm concerned, SC Lesnar has been given a title shot.
And we are going to make the most of that opportunity.
Paul Heyman
You, on the other hand.
If I were you, I'd find a way to get out of this match.
My recommendation is, that you do not sign that contract.
Because if you do, I cannot guarantee your safety this Sunday at Fully Loaded.
Make up an excuse, tell management that you're not feeling well.
Tell them, you've got a serious injury.
Hell, maybe just forfeit the title.
Because trust me when I say this, Chris.
It will save you a whole lot of pain.
Chris Vinson
That's interesting, Paul.
Because if I know you the way I think I do.
Then I know you're trying to get me mad.
You want to challenge my manhood, so that I do sign the contract.
Well, congratulations Paul.
It worked.
Chris Vinson signs the contract
Chris Vinson
Unfortunately for you, Paul.
Since SC Lesnar isn't here tonight,
that means I can't get my hands on her.
So I guess that just means I'll have to settle for you.
SC Lesnar makes her way out to the ring.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute, take a look at this!
King
She's here, JR! SC Lesnar is here!
Chris Vinson and SC Lesnar face off.
Jim Ross
Oh, look out!
Vinson with the first move.
... and it doesn't even phase SC Lesnar!
Jim Ross
Vinson goes for the Codebreaker!
But SC Lesnar breaks out of it!
My God, what power by the 2x League Champion.
Jim Ross
F-5! F-5!
The WCCF Champion is down.
Jim Ross
My God, King.
SC Lesnar just decimated the WCCF Champion.
Vinson's title reign may be in jeopardy!
If tonight is any indication, SC Lesnar very well
be the new Champion before long.
Tune in this Sunday for Fully Loaded!
