The Baugh
Where are you?
Where is our leader? Where are you?
Where is our leader at this time?
Where is our leader at this time?
At this time, when our country is down on its knees, begging, pleading,
hurt, angry, frustrated, in pain, begging and pleading with its arms out,
just wanting to be heard.
Where are you?
The Baugh
Where is our compassionate leader who's going to step up
to our country who's down on its knees and extend a hand and say
'You stand up. Stand up with me. Stand up with me,
because I got you. I got you.
I hear you, I'm listening to you,
and you have my word that I'm going to do everything
in my power until my dying day, my last breath, to do everything
I can, to create the change that is needed.'
The Baugh
Where are you?
Where are you, because here's what happens when you extend a hand
and reach out to Americans who are in pain,
and they stand with you. They stand with you.
Donald Trump, I am begging you.
Pleading with you, man to man.
Please, bring our American citizens home.
Bill O'Reilly
Alright, and that's The Baugh sending a message
to former President Donald Trump.
The Baugh posting on his social media account,
a man who has been hiding from the public eye
since last year's incident.
A man who was embarrassed and defeated by Donald Trump
on live television at last year's "FantasyMania" broadcast.
Bill O'Reilly
The Baugh, suggesting in his video that America
is somehow down on its knees.
He laughably omits that by and large,
Americans are generally happy.
Most Americans that are still in the country
are saying that that this
new trimmed down version of America is working.
It is also interesting to note that The Baugh refers to Donald Trump
as our leader and not the clueless wreck that's currently in office.
I say that to say this, the United Confederacy of America
is a superior country to that of the United States.
The simple fact is, Donald Trump was right.
We cut to Kevin Owens and Vin Snow,
who have been watching the O'Reilly Factor.
Kevin Owens
That's bullshit.
Even Fox News can't support this.
Vin Snow
He's using the Fantasy Stones to manipulate the media.
He's changing the narrative.
For once, he's using the media to his advantage.
Donald Trump is spreading Fake News.
Kevin Owens
What about you, Vin?
How are you holding up?
I'm surprised you haven't become a comedic relief character
who gains a ton of weight and loses all respect and dignity.
Now that would've really ruined your character and story arc.
Vin Snow
Yeah, well. My character's been ruined before...
We cut to The Baugh, staring at the Deported Memorial.
A wall of victims deported by Donald Trump.
Vic Moxley
You know, staring at that wall isn't gonna do you any good.
It's not going to bring any of them back to this country.
The Baugh
I like to remember what I've lost.
It's a reminder of my failures.
But sometimes I wonder if they're the lucky ones.
Maybe we're the ones suffering in this shithole.
The Baugh
But you're right.
Staring at the wall isn't going to bring any of them back.
It's not like sheer luck will save us all.
There isn't going to be some random rat that'll save the entire universe.
Vic Moxley
Actually...
When you put it that way...
maybe there is a rat that can save us after all.
We cut to Chris Vinson, who has been serving
within Donald Trump's Inner Circle.
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ENDGAME
ENDGAME
Episode Six - King of the Ring
Jim Ross
It's Wednesday.
You know what that means!
It's time for WCCF Preview as we are live in the Wisconsin Center
here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin!
Thank you for joining us.
Jim Ross with you as always alongside my broadcast partner,
Jerry "The King" Lawler.
And speaking of King, we're just 4 nights away from the King of the Ring!
King
That's right, JR.
And look who we have joining us tonight on Preview!
It's Ray Allen and the Milwaukee Bucks!
I had a chance to speak to Ray before the show,
and he told me he wants out of this dump they call a city!
King
Who can blame him, JR?
Why would anyone want to play for Milwaukee!
They'll never win a Championship.
If I were him, I'd go to someplace like Seattle.
Now that's a strong franchise that will be around for a long time.
*The Corporation's Music Hits*
Crowd
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
Mr. McMahon
It has been a while since I've addressed our audience.
Let me first start by commending Commissioner Foley
for his swift and decisive action last week
when he suspended Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
*Crowd Boos*
Mr. McMahon
Say what you want, but I have been fair with Stone Cold.
I told him that as long as he abided by authority,
I would not stand in his way.
As far as I am concerned, I've held up my end of the deal.
However, Stone Cold did not.
And because of his own actions, in all likelihood,
Stone Cold will not be at this year's FantasyMania.
*Crowd Boos*
Mr. McMahon
And let me be perfectly clear.
I gave Stone Cold every chance to play this season.
Vince McMahon didn't screw Stone Cold.
Stone Cold screwed Stone Cold.
Mr. McMahon
So with that said,
the WCCF is moving on from Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
We're moving onto this Sunday.
We're moving onto the King of the Ring!
And for that, I'll let my son Shane make the following announcements.
Crowd
ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
Shane McMahon
Hey, don't talk about JR that way, Milwaukee.
That's not very nice.
*Crowd Boos*
King
Ha ha! They're calling you an A-Hole, JR.
Jim Ross
I highly doubt that.
Shane McMahon
This Sunday at the King of the Ring,
the West Coast Cousin's greatest Fantasy Managers will be put the test.
Because this Sunday, the WCCF Championship will be on the line!
This Sunday, the WCCF Champion, SC Lesnar
will play Fantasy Football... in this very ring.
And her opponent will be... none other than
last season's League Champion, The Baugh!
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
Yeah, of course.
Of course The Baugh gets another title opportunity.
King
What do you mean of course?!
The Baugh never got his rematch after Commissioner Foley screwed him over!
In case you forgot, Baugh had the night off when he lost to Chris Vinson.
As far as I am concerned, that match never took place.
If anything, The Baugh should still be WCCF Champion.
Shane McMahon
But that's not all, oh no.
Because this match will be a Special King of the Ring Championship Match!
*Crowd Cheers*
Shane McMahon
Which means, we have another participant...
introducing the newest member of The Corporation...
The Game, Single H!
King
What? Whoa!
Single H has joined The Corporation?
Jim Ross
That sounds like news to The Baugh.
He doesn't look too happy with that announcement,
and who can blame him?
The Baugh went to hell and back last night with Single H.
And now they'll be going at it again this Sunday?
Shane McMahon
But we're not done, just yet.
Because in addition to Single H and The Baugh...
I think it's about time that the Olympic Gold Medalist
be given the WCCF Championship opportunity he so rightfully deserves!
That's right!
This match will be a King of the Ring,
Fatal Four Way Championship Match!
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
Oh, now The Baugh is really ticked off!
He doesn't look as if he knew about this at all.
Is there dissension in The Corporation?!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Jim Ross
We're back on Preview and a few moments ago,
Hedge and The Brood were confronted by
the Underchucker and the Minhistry of Darkness.
Underchucker
Tonight is the resurrection.
Hence forth, the Minhistry of Darkness will rise one last time.
Hedge, George, Gangrel.
Your sacrifice will lead to the return of the Greater Power.
Your team will join my Minhistry as we move towards League dominance.
The Championship will be mine.
Tonight is only the beginning.
And Sunday is The Initiation.
King
Oh my Gosh, JR.
What kind of sick ritual does the Underchucker have planned for Hedge?
We cut to the Baugh,
who confronts Mr. McMahon about Preview's opening segment.
The Baugh
What the hell was that, Vince?
You told me I would be getting another opportunity for the title.
You didn't tell me there would be 2 other participants.
Why wasn't I in the loop about this?
I'm your Corporate Champion, am I not?
Mr. McMahon
Baugh, relax.
Don't you know me by now?
Don't you know I've always got a plan.
This will work out in our favor, you've got to trust me Baugh.
Mr. McMahon
It's the only way I could've sold this to the Board of Directors.
Victor Angle was owed a title shot, and he's been playing at an elite level.
I couldn't deny him the opportunity any longer.
But don't worry, because we've got two members of The Corporation.
We've got Single H on our side.
We can't lose, Baugh.
The Baugh
Oh, The Baugh trusts you, Vince.
Rest assured, The Baugh trusts you.
But if there's one Fantasy Manager that The Baugh doesn't trust,
it's Single H.
The son of a bitch has screwed over me over in the past,
and he's liable to do it again.
The Baugh doesn't trust Single H for one solitary second.
Especially after whooping that piece of monkey crap
last night at In Your House.
You're damn right The Baugh doesn't trust Single H.
The Baugh
But if you say Single H is on the same page as The Baugh,
then it's your responsibility, Vince.
As far as Vic Angle and SC Lesnar are concerned,
You tell them to bring all that gold.
Bring that Olympic Gold, that WCCF Championship Gold
that belongs to The Baugh.
So that The Baugh can shine it up real nice,
turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up both their candy asses!
If you smell...
what The Baugh, is cookin'.
Paul Heyman
Listen to me, Santa Clara.
This is a good thing.
It means that the McMahons fear you.
The Corporation fears you.
They included not one,
but two members of The Corporation in this match.
Paul Heyman
They wouldn't do that if they didn't fear you.
There is nothing more scary than a prime SC Lesnar.
And through 5 weeks, you look as dangerous as ever.
And not only that, but everyone has been raving about Victor Angle through 5 weeks.
When this Sunday at King of the Ring,
we get an opportunity to shut that all down.
This Sunday, we break the Olympic Gold Medalist in half,
oh it's true... it's damn true!
SC Lesnar
We?
As far as I'm concerned Paul, I'm the one in that ring.
I'm the only putting my neck out on the line each and every single week.
I'm starting to wonder what I need you for?
Paul Heyman
...but SC, you need me.
I'm the one who comes up with the strategy.
I'm the one who manages your team.
SC Lesnar
Last time I checked, I'm the Fantasy Manager.
Paul Heyman
But.. but.. you need a manager to manage the Fantasy Manager.
SC Lesnar, my role is vital for your success.
You need me.
SC Lesnar
We'll see about that.
King
Ah! The Corporation might not be the only team
with dissension!
Paul Heyman might be on his way out!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Gene Okerlund
Hello and good evening ladies and gentlemen.
I am standing by with the 2nd year sensation, Jalen H.
Jalen, last week on Preview, you joined the man known only as Alex.
In that time, Alex has yet to win his first match in the WCCF.
What will you do to turn things around?
Jalen H
Mean Gene, I'm not gonna lie.
It's been a tough season for Alex and myself.
But there's plenty of time to regroup and make a late run for FantasyMania.
And there is no better time to regroup than now.
Seeing as our scheduled opponent, Stone Cold Steve Pupstin is suspended.
You know what that means, Mean Gene?
It means we've got the night off at the King of the Ring.
Jalen H
So this Sunday, we're going use that time to rest.
Rest our mind and our body, study some film and prepare for Week 7.
Because Stone Cold is an afterthought in this league.
We're already looking forward to the Underchucker.
It's non-stop from this point forward.
It's Jalen H and Cordarrelle Patterson tearing up the rest of the league,
Underchucker, we comin' for you, sucka!
Gene Okerlund
Well there you have it, folks.
Jalen H putting the entire league on notice on behalf of Alex.
Speaking with passion and avoiding a major Freudian slip,
Alex's Team and Jalen H are looking forward to Week 7.
*Rockson Reign's Music Hits*
As we return to 2021, Rockson Reigns and Paul Heyman
make their way out to the ring.
Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman
and I serve as Special Counsel for the Tribal Chief, Rockson Reigns!
*Crowd Boos*
Paul Heyman
Last night at In Your House,
the Tribal Chief showed the entire WCC Universe
why an elite Fantasy Manager is more than just their physical attributes.
Last night, the Beast, to her credit, won the match.
She was the better Manager in Week 5.
But Rockson Reigns lives to fight another day.
Because if there's one thing you can say about Rockson Reigns,
you can say that Rockson Reigns outsmarted SC Lesnar.
Which is why he stands before you...
STILL WCC Universal Champion!
*Crowd Boos*
Paul Heyman
If nothing else, Rockson Reigns has been economical this season.
Rockson Reigns has been efficient!
And when FantasyMania season rolls around,
you can bet your bottom dollar that Rockson Reigns will be there.
And that my friends, is not a prediction.
That's a spoiler!
And you can believe... that!
Rockson Reigns asks for the microphone.
Rockson Reigns
I thought I told you all...
I'm the only thing that matters today.
I am the only Fantasy Manager of relevance in 2021.
I'm smarter than everyone in the back.
My team is stronger than any other in the back.
SC Lesnar, she's no pushover.
I'll give her that.
But where is she now?
Rockson Reigns
SC Lesnar isn't here tonight.
She's still nursing the injuries at the hands of The Bloodline.
But she doesn't care about any of you.
She doesn't care about this league.
Not the way that I care about this league.
I'm still here for you.
Who else can say that?
Is there a Fantasy Manager more passionate than I....
*John Seana's Music Hits*
A shocked Rockson Reigns turns to the entrance ramp
as the crowd erupts.
Michael Cole
WAIT A MINUTE!
Corey Graves
WHAT IN THE HELL?!
Rockson Reigns removes his jacket in preparation for John Seana.
Michael Cole
HAS JOHN SEANA RETURNED?!
Will Seana seek retribution for last season on Rockson Reigns??
The camera pans to the entrance way,
but Seana does not come out.
Michael Cole
Oh no... I think... I think we've been duped.
Rockson Reigns and Paul Heyman have pulled the wool over our eyes.
Corey Graves
I knew it, Michael.
John Seana isn't here! He's been deported, Michael.
What is he, going to join us via satellite?
I heard Seana is in China somewhere!
They don't have free internet over there.
Seana is probably somewhere apologizing
to the Chinese government again.
*Crowd Boos*
Michael Cole
The Tribal Chief must feel real good about himself.
Rockson Reigns
How gullible are you?
You actually believed John Seana was here?
I thought I already told you.
I'm the only one left. I'm the only one that matters.
Rockson Reigns
John Seana doesn't matter.
The Baugh doesn't matter.
And neither does SC Lesnar.
If they did care, they would be here tonight.
But I'm here.
I'm here because I care about this.
I care about all of you.
*Crowd Boos*
Rockson Reigns
Don't be afraid.
Because you can take refuge with the Tribal Chief.
I will take care of you, I will protect you.
You need me.
The League needs me.
Preview needs me, the roster needs me.
The commentators need me, these camera men need me.
I'm the only one keeping this thing afloat.
And the sooner you realize this, the better off you'll be.
Rockson Reigns
I serve you.
And I do it, because I love it.
Not because I need it.
I don't need any of you.
I don't need to play in this League.
I do it because I'm the only one who can.
I'm the only one that matters.
So... acknowledge me.
