Tuesday, December 18, 2018

The Waiver Wire - FantasyMania Championship


FantasyMania Championship 2017.
Dallas.


Jennifer Hudson
Oh Say Can You See.....


President Trump
To Tom Brady:
The Star in Dallas.
He possesses a Fantasy Stone.
Bring me him to me.


Ezekiel Elliott warming up before the game.


President Trump initiates the explosion.











San Francisco 2018.


Ezekiel Elliott walks into Kenneth Bell's paper store.

Ezekiel Eliott
Shit went good.
But the--


Kenneth Bell
Hold on. Hold on.

Kenneth Bell turns up the volume on his radio.


Kenneth Bell
Alright, now. Talk.


Ezekiel Eliott
Like I said, shit went good.
But there was this bitch sitting in the back seat.
Surprised the shit out of us.
Didn't even see her until the shit popped off.
If it was up to me, I'd let her walk.
She didn't look like the talking type.
But shit happened so far, we let a couple of shots go.
Before we know it, both of them dead.


Kenneth Bell
....
Well shorty was a cop...


Kenneth Bell
.... And she ain't dead.



Ezekiel Eliott
She wasn't no cop man.


Kenneth Bell
Where did you put the guns?
Listen, this shit gonna get real heavy, you understand me?
We gotta fall back.
We gonna see how they play it.
But if this cop wake up, and she starts talking shit.
You gotta go sky up.
We gotta be careful
And if shit go left, you know what to do.
You gotta eat all that shit.
We'll take care of you, but they gonna do everything in they power to find the shooters.
So you know?


Ezekiel Eliott
Yeah...


"The difference is inches." - The Baugh


Michael Cole
Welcome to Wednesday Night Preview!
It is Week 16 here in the West Coast Cousins which could only mean one thing.
We are in the Championship Round of the season.
We are down to two.


[1] Vic Ambrose (9-4)


[4] The Baugh (7-6)


Michael Cole
On paper, these two Superstars are evenly matched with The Baugh holding a slight lead in early projections.
But it is truly anyone's game as the odds on favorite all season long, Vic Ambrose, looks to capitalize on an amazing season.

King
Michael, I truly cannot wait for this Sunday,
These two Superstars have competed on the Finals stage before, each coming just short in their respective Championship appearances.
The Baugh as played in the Championship game twice, falling 0-2.
Vic Ambrose lost to Stone Cold Steve Pupstin in 2014.


Michael Cole
But in just four short nights, one of these two Superstars will achieve the crown jewel of achievements in Fantasy Sports.
The WCC League Championship.
Last night, The Baugh broke the Circle of Champions by defeating SC Lesnar.
In the history of the league, only Tai, Joyce, Rockson and Ken have won the title.
And come Sunday, they will welcome a new member into the Circle of Champions.
It is no secret that this is a monumental moment in both of their careers.
The question now King is,
which Superstar needs this win more badly?

King
Well on one hand, The Baugh has been in the league longer.
He's been on this stage twice and he truly needs this win to solidify his career in the WCC.
Falling 0-3 in the Championship game would label him as a choker.
On the other end, Vic Ambrose has had the best regular season of any Fantasy Manager in the league.
He's been #1 for most of the season.
Falling short in the Finals would be a huge disappointment after such a strong season.
It's hard to call, Michael.
It's a big game for both of them.


Michael Cole
We go live now to Renee Young who is standing by Vic Ambrose.
One final interview before the biggest game of his life.


Renee Young
Vic, congratulations on making it to the Championship game.
An impressive game last night, winning by the skin of your teeth, defeating The Hiz by 0.40 points.
It'll go down as a classic match in league history.
But on Sunday, a bigger challenge arises in The Baugh.
The two of you are not too familiar with one another,
what game plan do you have ahead of Sunday's Championship game?


Vic Ambrose
Well Renee, it's really quite simple.
It doesn't matter who stands in front of me, what they try to do.
What lineups they try and change.
The fact of the matter is, I have proven that I am the best Fantasy Manager this season.
Coming into Monday night, everyone had The Hiz penciled in as the winner.
Rumors have it, storylines had to be rewritten to correspondence to the late changes.
But here I am, Renee.
Standing before you, just one win away from becoming League Champion.
The Baugh and I both have experience on this stage,
so there is no doubt in my mind, he's going to bring his A game.
But the difference is, I want it more than he does.
My Fantasy Managers are more equipped to win it all.
I've learned from my past losses and I'm ready to avenge my loss in 2014.
I am ready to become Champion and the face of this league.
Believe... that.



Victor Oumar
Y'all ready?
One last job.
One more win and then we disappear forever.

*Commercial*

*Commercial*


Renee Young
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Baugh!

*Crowd Cheers*


Renee Young
Baugh, Sunday night will be your 3rd FantasyMania Championship appearance.
Having fallen short twice before,
what adjustments have you made to make sure your 3rd trip will be successful?


The Baugh
Let The Baugh make one thing perfectly clear.
The Baugh doesn't need reminding what's at stake on Sunday.
The Baugh doesn't need to be told what this matchup means.
Because The Baugh knows exactly what's on the line.
This Sunday, legacy is on the line.
The West Coast Cousins Hall of Fame is on the line.
Should The Baugh fall short on Sunday, he could go down as an after thought.
Winning this game is the difference between being somebody and being a nobody.
Being a winner or being a loser.


The Baugh
Now The Baugh says this, my Fantasy Team?
We're tired of being losers.
The Mustangs are winners.
When you put on one of my jersey's, you're accepting The Mustang Challenge.
I told my Fantasy Team last season that they are winners.
And here we are, one game away from glory.
The Baugh knows damn well how close one of these matchups can be.
Vic Ambrose won by 0.40 points on Sunday.
Well The Baugh lost by 0.04 points in the Championship Game in 2011.
That's one start/sit decision.
That's one transaction.
One waiver wire pickup.
One move away from becoming Champion, that's all it takes.
The difference is inches.
The Mean Machine last season was one kicker away from becoming Champion.
But the history books don't write down what mistake was made.
The only thing that gets remembered is the winner.
So you want to know what The Baugh has learned over the years?
What adjustments he's made?
The Baugh has learned to give every inch, blood, sweat and tears.
Dedicate yourself, push yourself in the Iron Paradise.
And be the very best that you can be.
The Baugh has one last thing left to fulfill in this league.
Become League Champion, protect the Fantasy Stone
and cement my place in the league.


The Baugh
That's.... what The Baugh has learned.
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEELL...
WHAT THE BAUGH...
IS....
COOKIN'.

*Commercial*

*Commercial*


Outside of Ezekiel Elliott's home, the SCGD stake out.


Det. Tai, Det. Minh and Lt. Kevin are all out the make the arrest.



Ju Ju Smith-Schuster walks by and smashes Ezekiel's window.


Ezekiel Elliott runs out to check out what's happening, but is tackled by the SCGD unit.


Ezekiel Elliott
Oh hell no.
Why y'all gotta fuck with my ride though?


Ezekiel Elliott is arrested.


We return to the WCC Universe where Joe Rogan is set to introduce the fighters for the weigh in.


Joe Rogan
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
This is our main event for FantasyMania!
Introducing first, the #4 seed.
The People's Champion, The Baugh!

*Crowd Cheers*


Joe Rogan
Official Weight: 260 for The Baugh!


Joe Rogan
AND HIS OPPONENT...
The #1 Seed, best regular season record in the entire league.
VIC AMBROOOSE!


Joe Rogan
Official Weight: 225 for Vic Ambrose!



Joe Rogan
This is our Championship bout ladies and gentlemen.
The winner will be crowned the 2018 League Champion.




Michael Cole
What a FantasyMania Finals we have in store.
This will conclude a decade of Fantasy Football inside the West Coast Cousins.
FantasyMania X will be live this Sunday at the Superdome in New Orleans, Lousiana.
And personally, I don't think we could have a better matchup.
We started with 12.
Whittled down to the Top 6.
And now, only two remain.
We can only have one.
Vic Ambrose.
The Baugh.
Who will be the 2018 League Champion?
Find out this weekend.
The 10th Anniversary of FantasyMania.
Exclusively on the WCC Network.
We thank you for an incredible season.
And we will see you on Sunday.
Thank you and goodnight!


Week 15 Recap: FantasyMania Round 2


Over in the SCGD unit, Lt. Kevin overviews the game plan for Week 15.

Lt. Kevin
This is it.
Our last opportunity to catch Kenneth Bell.
I've called the entire unit back in for this week.
We're holding a sting operation, a buy and bust with Det. Joyce going undercover with Albert Wilson.
We want to catch anyone within the Barksdale organization talking about Kenneth Bell or Jesse Barksdale.


Lt. Kevin
Kirk Cousins, from The Baugh's unit will be supplying the money.


Lt. Kevin
Det. Joyce will be in the car with Albert Wilson holding the wire.


Lt. Kevin
Where is your weapon going to be?


Det. Joyce
In case I get patted down, I have to keep the gun under the back seat.
Should things go left, I'll be able to grab it.


Lt. Kevin
McLuu and I will be trailing near by.
But you will need to keep us up to date on your location.
We won't be able to directly tail you, so you need to let us know where you are at all times.


Lt. Kevin
Once we make the buy and get them talking.
We'll swoop in and make the arrest.
If we do this right, Kenneth Bell is going behind bars by the end of the week.


Lt. Kevin
This is it, Detective.
Everything we've been working on comes down to this.

Det. Tai
Yeah...
Wish we didn't have to resort to this.
I'd love to be the one putting this case away.
But I understand the choice of Det. Joyce.
She's a great Fantasy Manager.

WCC Playoff Match
[1] Vic Ambrose (9-4)
vs.
[6] The Hiz (6-7)



Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for one fall..

Crowd
ONE FALL!

Justin Roberts
And it is for the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!

*Crowd Cheers*


Justin Roberts
On the way to the ring, from Seattle, Washington.
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and no losses.
The #6 Seed The A-Lister, The HIZZZZ!


King
Michael, what a season it has been for the Hiz so far.
Historically, one of the worst Fantasy Managers in league history.
But this season, The Hiz has turned the West Coast Cousins upside down.


Michael Cole
Even with a playoff berth, no one expected The Hiz to make it this far.
He is one game away from being apart of the main event of FantasyMania!

*Crowd Boos*


Justin Roberts
And his opponent,
by way of San Francisco, California.
Making his 4th FantasyMania appearance.
With a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 3 losses.
The #1 seed, Vic Ambrose!

Michael Cole
And here is a guy who has been dominate all season long.
He may be the odds favorite to win it all.
Vic Ambrose has routinely won throughout the regular season posting a record of 9-4.



The bell rings as we are underway.


What a maneuver by Vic Ambrose!


1-2... KICK OUT by Hiz.


Hiz starting to take back control.


Final play of the game, The Hiz has been leading all match long.
Hiz goes for a kick to seal the win, but Vic Ambrose reverses and rolls him up!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall:
Vic Ambrose



Michael Cole
A very narrow win by Vic Ambrose!
0.40 points ahead and the Lunavic Fringe is going to the main event of FantasyMania!


A strong effort comes to a disappointing end for The Hiz's first FantasyMania appearance.
His strongest season to date will end without a Championship title, falling a mere 0.40 points short of the main event.

WCC Playoff Match
[2] SC Lesnar (9-4)
vs.
[4] The Baugh (7-6)


Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
And it is to determine the main event of FantasyMania!

*Crowd Cheers*



Justin Roberts
Introducing first,
from San Francisco, California.
He is the star of Jumanji, Gridiron Gang, the Fast and the Furious, and countless other nonsensical action films where he plays the same character.
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 4 wins and 5 losses.
He is the People's Champion...
THE BAUGH!


Michael Cole
Well the spotlight is no secret to this man.
And ever since his return to the WCC, The Baugh has been on fire.
His first FantasyMania in over 2 years and he's one win away from the main event.
Can The Baugh finally get the monkey off his back?


Justin Roberts
And his opponent...
From Seattle, Washington.


Paul Heyman
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop right there.
Put the microphone down and let a real professional show you how it's done.


Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Paul Heyman... and I am the Advocate the BEAST
INCARNATE!
SANTA CLARA LESNAR!


Paul Heyman
Introducing the former 2x League Champion and soon to be 3x League Champion...
With an impressive Professional FantasyMania record of 6 wins, with just 2 losses.
The Woman who stands above all,
The most physically gifted Fantasy Manager in the entire league,
and a Baugh killing machine.
None other than the #2 seed, Santa CLARA
LESSSSSSSNAAAAR!


Michael Cole
Well The Baugh has no easy task in front of him.
Facing a former All-American.
Former UFC Champion.
Former 2x WCC League Champion.
The resume speaks for itself when it comes to SC Lesnar.
These two have a history and they've clashed on numerous occasions.
Each winning a game a piece in FantasyMania.
But the edge going to SC Lesnar as she has won in the Championship game.


The crowd is going nuts.


The bells rings and the two Superstars face off.


Early lead by SC Lesnar!


Reversal! F-5 by SC Lesnar! F-5!
And this could be over before it even began.



Det. Joyce is undercover and sits in the back seat of Albert Wilson's vehicle.


David Njoku
The spot up ahead.
Make a left up there.


The SCGD unit is listening in.


Det. Joyce
Since we on the way to the Fillmore.
Can we stop by Japantown?


David Njoku grows suspicious and turns up the volume in the car.


Det. Tai
Can't hear a thing.
It's too loud.


Ju Ju Smith-Schuster
1171 to all units. Be advised.
Target is headed to the Fillmore district.
Keep an eye out, we expect them to arrive in their destination any second now.


They arrive and Njoku makes the count.

David Njoku
Be right back with your shit.


Det. Joyce
Where the fuck are we?
That sign back there said Eddy, but I swear we are on McAllister.


Albert Wilson
Hoppers like the switch the signs around to confuse yall

Det. Joyce
Shit... I think we on the 2400 block of McAllister.
but I don't know.


Det. Tai
Be advised.
Target may be in the 2400 block of Folsom. 
Stand by for the transaction.



Det. Joyce
What's that?!
I saw something.


Ezekiell Elliott and Alvin Kamara suddenly show up and fire shots at the car.

Det. Joyce
713! 713!

Det. Tai
Gunshots!


Det. Joyce
Two males. Black hoodies.
One of them--

*Gunshot*



Det. Tai
713!
Near Folsom. Check the alleys!

The SCGD unit frantically drive through the Fillmore.


Det. Tai
2900 is dark.
We got an officer down.
Female undercover.


Ju Ju Smith-Schuster
1171! Does anyone have a visual?



Det. Tai
1135 to KGA.
We can't find the officer down.
We need Foxtrot, looking for a green Lincoln Town Car with a vinyl roof.
Look in those alley's!


Foxtrot
Lincoln Town Car found.
Located on the 1100 block of Steiner.
Be advised, no movement on scene.



Det. Tai runs onto the scene and finds an unresponsive Joyce.


Det. Joyce is pulled out and CPR is administered.
Her Fantasy Team is freaking out.


Baugh Bottom!
Baugh Bottom!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall:
The Baugh



Michael Cole
The Baugh has done it!
The Circle of Champions has been broken!
The Baugh is headlining FantasyMania with Vic Ambrose.
One of these two Superstars will be a Champion for the first time.
Vic Ambrose and The Baugh!
Who will be the next WCC League Champion?!


Lt. Kevin
We have an officer down!
I repeat, we have an officer down!


Chaos ensues as the SCGD unit calls for help.





*Police Sirens*