Steve Pupstin
Are you serious? That's your big plan?
22 years and that's the best you could do?
You cannot be serious, John.
John Seana
I'm afraid I am, Steve.
Listen, I know it's not the solution we all want.
But I don't see this going any other way.
It may not be the best plan, but it is a plan.
And it can't be done without you.
We need your help.
Steve Pupstin
Well that has got to be the dumbest load of crap I have ever heard.
I don't give a damn what you say
or who this will affect.
I don't want your future.
Whatever you have planned, that's on you.
But I'm not responsible for what happens 22 years from now.
John Seana
Steve, millions of people are going to get deported.
You can help undo all of it.
Can you really live with yourself knowing
you could've helped, but chose not to?
Steve Pupstin
Don't play that guilty conscience shit on me.
You ain't my guidance counselor.
As far as I'm concerned, this is none of my damn business.
I wish you luck and I hope you succeed,
but leave me out of this.
Stone Cold walks away.
John Seana
Steve! Come back here, damnit!
Steve!
This can't be done without you!
We cut back to the battle in Florida.
Donald Trump
You could not live with your own failure.
Where did that bring you?
Donald Trump
Back to me....
The Baugh rushes Donald Trump.
Take care of him, Kyle.
Make sure he dies this time, his friends too.
Kyle Rittenhouse
You got it, Mr. President.
The Baugh fights through members of the Proud Boys
and he tries to get to Trump.
The Proud Boys come out in full force,
as the West Coast Cousins attempt to fight them off.
Vic Moxley squares off against Proud Boys Leader,
Enrique Tarrio.
Moxley sends Tarrio flying off the rope with a DDT!
Kyle Rittenhouse
Proud Boys!
Kill these anti-American scum!
The West Coast Cousins begin to become overwhelmed.
Kyle Rittenhouse
We are here to defend the American people.
This is our right.
And we will protect our citizens at all costs,
even if I have to kill all you mother fuckers!
Vin Snow and his army arrive.
Vin Snow
Come on, let's even the odds.
CHARGE!
Kyle Rittenhouse
Send them!
Send them all!
Vic Moxley prepares for the upcoming onslaught.
Detective Tai fighting off as many as he can.
Rittenhouse continues to fire away,
shooting wildly into the crowd.
Justinmonger
Let me show this racist piece of shit
how to really use an assault rifle.
Justinmonger lets off a few shots,
hitting Rittenhouse in the chest.
Kyle Rittenhouse
M-m-momma... I-I.. didn't do nothing.
....
I want... I want to go home.
Donald Trump
You can't rely on anyone these days...
You've got to do everything yourself....don't we?
Donald Trump unleashes his Fantasy Gauntlet.
Donald Trump
That's okay.
I came prepared.
Trump uses the Power Stone to ignite an explosion.
The Baugh
RUN!
Donald Trump
Did you really think this result would be any different?
You disappoint me, Baugh.
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over and expecting a different result.
Well Baugh, you my friend, are insane.
Donald Trump sends in a flood,
but Baugh manages to dive into the ocean and come out on top.
Baugh lays the smackdown on the remaining Proud Boys,
as he gets to Donald Trump.
The Baugh
Just bring it, bitch!
Donald Trump
Familiar.
Don't you have anything new?
Baugh and Trump fight in hand to hand combat,
but The People's Champion is no match for Donald Trump.
After suffering a serious blow,
Baugh is brought down to his knees.
Donald Trump
I thought by deporting half of all Americans,
the other half would thrive.
But you've shown me, that's impossible.
Because as long as there are those that remember what was,
there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be.
They will resist....
Donald Trump
I'm thankful.
Because now, I know what I must do.
Once I'm done with you and the West Coast Cousins,
I will shred this country down to it's last atom.
Donald Trump
Then, I will rebuild this country from the ground up.
A new country, a new Fantasy League.
Everything better than it was before.
A fair and balanced world, teeming with life,
who knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given...
Get up, Baugh.
I'd hate to have to kill a man on his knees.
The Baugh
I won't let you do it...
I failed this country the first time, but I won't let it happen again.
I'm sorry to everyone that I've ever wronged.
To anyone who ever believed in me when I let them down.
For everyone that I've lost along the way.
I won't let them down again.
And I will do everything in my power to stop you!
Donald Trump
An impassioned speech... you are so predictable, Baugh.
I'm glad I've given you the platform to speak your mind
and say your peace.
But I wouldn't worry too much about how you'll be judged
when this is all over.
Because you're about to meet the man with the final judgment.
Donald Trump ignites the Power Stone.
He fires at The Baugh, killing him with a single shot.
The West Coast Cousins are stunned as Baugh's lifeless body
is left under the wreckage.
Donald Trump
How disappointing.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
ENDGAME
Episode Sixteen - FantasyMania Round 2
Jim Ross
We are live from the sold out Candlestick Park here in San Francisco, California
for the Penultimate Episode of WCCF Preview!
Welcome to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania XIII!
Jim Ross
It has come down to the Final Four in the West Coast Cousins.
A lot of big news coming to you live.
Donald Trump will be live on Preview
to discuss what he has planned for FantasyMania
and what an evening we have in store for you tonight.
Jim Ross
Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler as we bring
you the action ringside.
And King, what an opening round of FantasyMania it has been already.
King
That's right, JR.
We saw John Seana defeat Stone Cold Steve Pupstin
to get back to the Final Four.
But I think the big story was the nail biting ending
to Chris Vinson vs. Single H.
Winning by just a little over 2 points, that match truly could've went either way.
Jim Ross
Now let's take a quick look at our Final Four.
[1] Joyce's Team (12-2)
[2] Rock Reigns (10-4)
[3] John Seana (9-5)
[4] Dalvin's Cook Out (8-6)
Jim Ross
One of these four Superstars will be the next WCCF League Champion.
Any predictions that you want to make ahead of the Semi-Finals, King?
King
Well, I think the betting favorite is SC Lesnar.
She's been dominant all season long and at 12-2,
I don't think there's anyone that can stop The Beast.
And I look forward to his first playoff match this Sunday!
*Donald Trump's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
King
Ha ha! It's The Donald, JR!
I love this guy!
Jim Ross
He's certainly a controversial figure to say the least.
I'm not so sure I think so highly of him, but to each their own.
King
What's not to love, JR?
He's a successful businessman,
entrepreneur and a reality television genius!
Plus, he always has beautiful women with him!
Come on, JR. They love him here in San Francisco!
Donald Trump
Hello, San Francisco!
Welcome to this very special Trump edition of WCCF Preview!
*Crowd Cheers*
Donald Trump
I've got a lot of really wonderful things planned for FantasyMania.
But you know something, I was thinking to myself.
And I thought, I think these fans here in San Francisco deserve a little something.
Wouldn't you agree?
*Crowd Cheers*
King
Ha ha! See, he's a man of the people, JR!
Donald Trump
The last time I was on Preview, money fell from the sky.
But I think we can do better than that.
So I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
Tonight we're gonna giveaway free...
*Mr. McMahon's Music Hits*
*Crowd Boos*
King
Wait a minute... what about the giveaway?
The giveaway, Donald. Don't forget about the giveaway!
Mr. McMahon
How are you doing, Donald?
Before you give away all your money
or whatever stupid crap you have planned..
I wanted to address your concerns as Host of FantasyMania.
Mr. McMahon
I heard that you were unhappy with your service last week.
Well, Donald. What do you expect from me?
You want me to hand deliver you a sandwich?
Hell, Single H has been waiting for his sandwich for over 10 years.
But you know what we're gonna do, Donald?
Mr. McMahon
Since you're the Host of FantasyMania,
I'm going to give you something special.
As Host of FantasyMania, you get to pick the stipulation
in one of the Semi-Final Matchups.
What do you say, Donald?
How does that sound?
Donald Trump
That sounds great, Vince.
And you know what we're gonna do?
The stipulation that I have chosen...
the two of us, we're going to select a Fantasy Manager.
And if your Fantasy Manager wins,
you get controlling interest of my newest business venture, The XFL!
But if I win, then I get controlling interest of the West Coast Cousins!
*Crowd Cheers*
Donald Trump
What do you say, Vince?
Do we have a deal?
Mr. McMahon
Donald, you've lost your damn mind!
Mr. McMahon
What makes you think that I would give controlling
interest of the WCCF to you?
Donald Trump
Because Vince, I can make the WCCF great again.
Everything that I touch turns to gold.
Vince, with my deal, you would still be owner of the WCCF.
But I would join you as a business partner.
It's good business for everyone involved.
Mr. McMahon
The XFL. That sure does sound like a great business venture.Vince McMahon, owner of the most exciting
football league on the planet...
But Donald, my answer is no.
*Crowd Boos*
Donald Trump
Vince, I've known you for a long time.
But I never took you for a coward.
I see you don't have the guts to do what it takes.
So how about we sweeten the deal?
I'll let you get the first pick for your representative.
Mr. McMahon
I get the first pick?
Donald Trump
Absolutely. You know your Superstars better than anyone.
You've got a real eye for talent.
But you know, your #1 man, Single H.
He lost last week, so you better choose wisely!
Goddamnit, Donald.
You're on!
Mr. McMahon
You just signed your death warrant, Donald.
Because when you gave me the first pick,
you've managed to screw this up
more than any other business deal that you've been involved with.
Mr. McMahon
Because my pick will be none other than the #1 Superstar
in the West Coast Cousins, today.
THE BEAST!
SANTA CLARA LESSSNAR!
*SC Lesnar's Music Hits*
King
Yes! This is great news, JR!
There is no one that can stop The Beast!
Mr. McMahon is gonna be the new owner of the XFL!
Jim Ross
Well she is the league's best at 12-2 on the regular season.
Santa Clara Lesnar has proven to be a force
to be reckoned with especially with that deadly duo
of Matthew Stafford and Cooper Kupp.
At 6'3", 286 pounds, SC Lesnar is the easy choice for Mr. McMahon.
King
Just look at her, JR.
If you could create a prototype Fantasy Manager, it's SC Lesnar.
Her team has been unstoppable all season long
and I don't think there's anybody that can tame The Beast.
She could easily become a 3x League Champion by the end of this season.
Jim Ross
It has been a while since SC Lesnar has looked this good, if ever.
In her previous Championship runs,
she has never been the #1 seed.
All roads to the League Championship run through
Santa Clara Lesnar.
Mr. McMahon
How about that, Donald?
You still feeling confident?
Because if you say the word, I'll let you back out of the deal right now.
Donald Trump
Come on, Vince.
You're predictable. That was the easy choice.
Everyone knew you would pick SC Lesnar.
But my guy, my Fantasy Manager is the darkhorse.
My guy is the 'it' factor.
My guy is gonna blow your guy out of the water.
He already upset your man, Single H!
So let me welcome my pick, Chris Vinson!
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
It is a game of inches.
And that's what it came down to last night in the opening round
between Single H and Chris Vinson.
One small lineup change is all it would've taken
to change the outcome of last night's match.
But now Chris Vinson advances to face SC Lesnar.
And what a mountain he has to climb in order to defeat
the most dominant Fantasy Manager of the regular season.
King
I don't know, JR.
Donald Trump doesn't look as excited about Chris Vinson
as Mr. McMahon is about SC Lesnar.
I know he's a smart guy, so he must have something up his sleeve.
Chris Vinson and SC Lesnar face off ahead of their
big Semi-Final matchup.
Donald Trump
That's right, Vince.
The same guy that beat Single H is gonna be the same guy
who's gonna be SC Lesnar!
We love you, Vinny!
I see great potential in Chris Vinson, a really great guy.
Such a great guy that I think I would invite to my Inner Circle one day.
Especially if he helps me become business partner for the WCCF.
Jim Ross
A monumental moment for these two Fantasy Managers.
Vinson beat Mr. McMahon once before, but can he do it again?
Meanwhile, the expectations for SC Lesnar are sky high.
Can she rise to the occasion to advance to the FantasyMania Finals?
Chris Vinson
Hey, jackass!
Yeah, I'm talking to you and the entire McMahon Family.
During my entire tenure here in the WCCF,
I've been given the short end of the stick.
You said it yourself last week, Vince.
I'm not the guy.
I'm a B+ player, isn't that right?
Chris Vinson
Well that B+ player just kicked your man's ass!
And what? SC Lesnar is the next big thing?
I beat a former League Champion in my debut playoff match
and I can do it again.
Then I will prove to you and the entire world that I am not a joke.
I am not to be trifled with.
I am the King of the Universe!
And I will be the man to bankrupt the McMahon Family.
When I beat your sorry little ass, Donald Trump will gain control of the WCCF
and this B+ player is going to be the star of the new West Coast Cousins.
SC Lesnar
Chris, I can see you're still riding the high of winning your first playoff match.
I understand, you feel the euphoria and adrenaline.
You think you're on top of the world.
Well, let me bring you back down to earth.
SC Lesnar
I am not going to let the McMahon Family down.
This is my year.
I've shown this entire League what I am capable of.
And this Sunday, you will see the very best of SC Lesnar.
And when I break your skinny ass in half,
you won't ever step foot in a WCCF Ring again.
Donald Trump
Santa Clara, you talk a big game.
But I don't buy it.
Chris Vinson will slay The Beast and you are looking
at the next WCCF League Champion.
And I'll tell you what else, when I become partner,
I'm going to make some big, big changes around here.
We're gonna clean house and get rid of
at least half of that locker room.
Jim Ross
That is a huge statement from Donald Trump.
But take a look at that red laser on his face.
King
Yeah, it's some idiot with a laser pointer in the crowd.
We cut to find Donald Trump inside the crosshairs.
John Seana is in the rafters with a sniper rifle
aimed at Donald Trump.
Donald Trump
I'll see you on Sunday, Vince.
And then next week, we can talk about some of the changes
I'll be making around here.
Mr. McMahon
Donald, over my dead body will I ever let you
have any stake in my Fantasy League!
But just so we're clear, Chris.
If you want to prove that you're more than a B+ player,
then you better beat SC Lesnar.
Because if you don't.... then your ass is FIRED!
Jim Ross
What?!
My goodness, that's not fair at all.
King
Vinson made his bed, now he has to sleep in it.
Mr. McMahon and SC Lesnar leave the ring.
Chris Vinson
Hell that's fine, Vince.
Let's up the ante.
They way I've been mistreated in this league,
I wouldn't want to play Fantasy Football
for a piece of shit like you anyways.
But SC, regardless of what happens on Sunday, I'm sure you'll be fine.
I'm sure we'll have a spot for you in the XFL
since your stint in the NFL was such a failure!
Jim Ross
The stakes could truly not be higher for Chris Vinson.
And with the involvement of Mr. McMahon and Donald Trump,
who knows what could be in store for the second round of FantasyMania.
Jim Ross
Who will advance to the Championship Match?
Chris Vinson and SC Lesnar.
In four nights, we will determine our FantasyMania Finalists.
The Battle of the Billionaires will take place
this Sunday in San Francisco!
You won't want to miss it!
We jump back to John Seana with his sniper rifle.
He pulls the trigger, but the gun jams.
John Seana
Everything that has ever happened and will happen, has always happened.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
*Rockson Reign's Music Hits*
Michael Cole
Welcome back to this special Thursday night edition
of Wednesday Night Preview!
And we are joined by none other than the Tribal Chief!
The Head of the Table.
Rockson Reigns!
Corey Graves
Rockson Reigns has been on an absolute tear this season.
At 10-4, he is showing the world that he belongs
on the top of the food chain.
Dating back to last season, Reigns has made a statement.
He is the Head of the Table and he won't stop
until the entire WCC Universe acknowledges him!
Michael Cole
Well, he is the WCC Universal Champion and in 2021,
there hasn't been a better Fantasy Manager.
There's been rumors and rumblings of a main event
that will feature two of the League's best this season,
Rockson Reigns and SC Lesnar.
But in order for that to happen, Rock Reigns
will have to get through the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!
*Crowd Boos*
Corey Graves
Whether you like it or not, you have to acknowledge that
Rock Reigns is one of the best in the business.
The highest winning percentage in FantasyMania history.
If I was a betting man, I would never bet against this guy...
*John Seana's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Michael Cole
And before Rock Reigns can even pick up a microphone...
it is the return of SeaNation!
Michael Cole
These fans in Santa Clara are on their feet!
John Seana is back in the West Coast Cousins!
Corey Graves
He's here, Michael!
The #3 seed, John Seana is live on Preview.
And maybe we'll finally get some answers on why he looks so old.
I still can't get over it, Michael.
Rockson Reigns
Look everyone... it's John Seana!
*Crowd Cheers*
Rockson Reigns
I hope you enjoy this, John.
I really do.
Listen to all these fans, they're cheering you on, man.
It must be the first time ever that this crowd is genuinely happy to see you.
And you know why?
Because you're a novelty act, John.
Rockson Reigns
No, really.
While I've been working my ass off,
carrying this entire Fantasy League...
Where have you been?
You lose one Championship Match and
then you're gone for an entire year.
You were gone so long, we thought you were deported, man.
I broke you.
Rockson Reigns
I broke the great John Seana.
And it didn't take much either.
So as much as you like to say it...
"Never Give Up, Never Surrender."
The fact is, you gave up.
You shouldn't have come back, John.
Rockson Reigns
Because this is my Fantasy League now.
I'm The Face That Runs The Place.
I'm the WCC Universal Champion.
And you? I mean, just look at you.
You're an old man.
The stress of losing last season must have really gotten to you.
And now, you want to step to me?
Rockson Reigns
John, this isn't a Hollywood movie, man.
This isn't going to end well for you.
So just walk away.
It doesn't matter how much you build yourself up.
It doesn't matter if you make yourself the main character.
Because you're not the man. I'm the man.
Rockson Reigns
You need to stop lying to yourself, John.
You're not that good.
There is no happy ending for you.
John, I have been dominant for an entire calendar year.
You think you're just gonna walk in with all this time off,
pin me 1-2-3 and take my Universal title away from me?
It doesn't work like that, John.
This is reality and in reality, my resume is much stronger than yours.
I'm a 2x League Champion, but what about you?
Rockson Reigns
You're a nobody who has never amounted to anything.
It doesn't matter how strong you build yourself up to be.
Because that's just the facts.
And the fact is, in 2017, I beat your ass in the Championship Game.
And now, I'm gonna do it again.
I don't care if you're an old man.
Because the way I see it, I'm doing you a favor.
This Sunday, I'm going to retire John Seana!
Crowd
SEANA! SEANA! SEANA!
John Seana
Rock, your mistake is thinking that this is about the Universal title.
I don't care about the Universal Championship.
As a matter of fact, this isn't even about the League Championship anymore.
John Seana
This is about 22 years of my life being taken away from me.
But you know what? I'm grateful.
Because it needed to be done.
You were meant to drop Jeff Wilson Jr. last season,
so that I could be sent back in time to become who I am today.
The moment you dropped him, you set in motion the John Seana Revenge tour.
And this Sunday, that tour comes full circle.
John Seana
Now look at your stupid face.
You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
You have no idea what kind of journey I have been on.
You have no idea that I'm the one who sent
your Special Counsel into the future to assist you.
John Seana
That's right, Paul.
It's good to see you again.
All of this, it needed to take place. I needed to lose last season.
It was meant to be.
John Seana
But even despite all of that... I'm still gonna beat your fucking ass.
Because this is a blood feud.
I've waited 22 years for this moment.
22 years for the John Seana Revenge Tour to get to this point.
To get to the point where I'm staring at the man who cost me everything.
Rockson Reigns
Oh, please!
You're still going on about that?
Get over it, John. It happened.
If you're looking for someone to blame,
you should look in the mirror and take some responsibility!
You're the one who dropped Nelson Agholor.
You're the one who didn't start Jamison Crowder.
It doesn't matter what kind of picture you paint.
You can make me out to be the bad guy.
But the truth is, I'm the guy.
Rockson Reigns
I'm the best Fantasy Manager in the league today.
I'm the best thing going.
When I play Fantasy Football, I smash my opponents.
Nobody has beaten this version of Rockson Reigns,
and this Sunday, I'm gonna smash you!
This isn't a fairytale ending, John.
The sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be.
John Seana
That's funny, Rock.
It's funny that you think this ends in a pinfall.
I've said it before, I need 3 wins to complete my Revenge Tour.
This one is #2.
I'm 2 wins away from erasing everything that happened to me last season.
Do you really think I'm about to squander this moment?
I've had this matchup circled on my calendar for 22 years.
And for you, it's only been one year.
For me, it's felt like an entire lifetime.
You better believe that I'm ready for , Rockson.
Because just like I used to beat your ass on the football field,
I'm gonna beat your ass on Sunday.
This doesn't end with a simple 1, 2, 3.
Oh, no. This only ends when one of us stops breathing!
Corey Graves
Wow.
Did John Seana just threaten to kill Rockson Reigns?
Is he even allowed to do that?
Michael Cole
I think he's speaking metaphorically, but Rockson Reigns
seems taken aback by that response.
This may be more than just your average Fantasy Matchup.
As John Seana calls it, it's a blood feud!
Rockson Reigns leaves the ring.
Michael Cole
The body language of Reigns may have just changed.
What does John Seana have planned for Sunday?
In all of my time in the West Coast Cousins,
I haven't seen a rivalry like this.
Michael Cole
The feud to end all feuds.
John Seana looks to continue his Revenge Tour,
meanwhile Rockson Reigns looking to prove
that he is the best in the business today.
Rockson Reigns vs. John Seana!
This epic rivalry will come to a conclusion this Sunday at FantasyMania XIII
streaming exclusively on Peacock Premium!
We will see you for the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!
Goodnight!
