Wednesday, November 18, 2015

WCC Wednesday Night Preview Week 11: Payback


Before the broadcast begins, Wyatt's cut in takes place.


[Minh Wyatt]
Mind. Power. Space. Reality.
Relics before our time.
A source, so powerful, it can destroy whole universes.
You see, my name is Minh Wyatt and I am the Eater of Worlds.
And before this season comes to a conclusion, I will eat this world.
I will destroy everything Vince McMahon created.
Hulk Hogan. You and I have a mutual interest.
Putting an end to these Wrestling Storylines.


[Minh Wyatt]
With our combined forces, there is no stopping what's coming.
But in order to contain the powers of the Infinity Stone..
We'll need the WCC League Championship.
Only the richest prize in Fantasy Sports can contain the elements of the Infinity Stones.
At FantasyMania, the culmination of Wrestling Storylines come to a close.
Unify the CHF and WCC Championship titles, Hogan.
And we take everything.
Hahahhaa

*CM PUP's Music Hits*


Back at ringside, CHF Champion, CM PUP makes his way down to the ring.


*Crowd Cheers*


[CM PUP]
Minh Wyatt, are you looking for this?
I may not be WCC Champion anymore..
But as long as I hold one of the Championship titles,
that means Minh Wyatt and the New World Order can't destroy the league.
And as long as I'm still in the playoff hunt for FantasyMania,
my title defense lives on.

*The Shield's Music Hits*



Out comes Toman Reigns and Dean Ambrose through the crowd.


[Vic Ambrose]
Well here we are again.
The three of us.
Aside from Deez Bryan, the 3 of us are the last remaining WCC Superstars left.
And you know, it's about time we started working together.
You speak, as if you can fight off the entire NWO.
That you can outsmart Minh Wyatt.
You can't protect the CHF Championship alone.
And if we're going to trust anyone to keep that title..
I say we believe in Toman Reigns.
My brother right here, has won 7 straight games.
He stands alone atop the Power Rankings and has already clinched a playoff spot.
I don't know where your head has been, PUP.
But clearly, you aren't the same Fantasy Manager this season than you were last year.


[CM PUP]
I'm not the same Fantasy Manager?
Why? Because I took a few weeks off before the season began?
I am still The Best in the League.
You can count me out, but as long as my FantasyMania hopes are alive..
I will continue to fight.
And when I become the first back to back Champion since Single H..
Then I will cement my legacy as the best Fantasy Manager of the modern era.


[Toman Reigns]
No offense, PUP...
But your head's not in it.
You want to be a Quarterback.
You want to win your money league.
It's my time, PUP.

*Eric Bischoff's Music Hits*


The crowd boos as Eric Bischoff walks out on stage.


[Bischoff]
As always, I can see the West Coast Cousins is united.
And since Shane McMahon is no longer with us..
I guess I am now the authority on all things Cameron House Fantasy Football.
So tonight we're going to have a match.
The 3 of you versus former League Champions Dolph Riggler and Sandy Orton..
Along with the New World Order!


[King]
What a match, Michael!
This is WCC vs. CHF at it's finest.

[Cole]
We're going to have to see just how much cohesion the WCC has, King.

*Commercial*


*Commercial*


Tai Rollins makes his way out accompanied by The Authority as we return from commercial break.


[Cole]
And there is the new WCC Champion, Tai Rollins.
Last night, Tai cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase after a hellacious war between Deez Bryan and the New World Order.
Let's see what The Authority have to say on the matter.


[Single H]
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I mean, give me a break.
I told you earlier this season, Deez Bryan is not fit to carry the WCC Championship.
He is a B+ Fantasy Manager at best.
He's never won a FantasyMania match.
He's never really done anything in this WCC Career.
I mean, let's face it. He's about as tall as J & J Security.
We don't really believe that he's the answer, do we?
FantasyMania is just around the corner, and now more than ever..
We must keep the title out of the wrong hands.
There is no one better to do just that..
That Tai Rollins!

*Crowd Boos*


[Tai Rollins]
Thank you, Single H!
It really means a lot.
Rest assured WCC Universe, the title is safe with me.
I will be your 2015 WCC League Champion.
And that is what is best for business.


[Tai Rollins]
And you know, since it is already guaranteed that I will be the 2015 League Champion,
I already went ahead and had a statue created in my honor.
Not only am I honoring my Championship run this season, 
but I am also honoring my mentor Single H!
Together, this will be our 4th Championship title..
So why not start the festivities early?
Let's celebrate my Championship victory right here, right now!
Come on! Unveil my statue!


*Crowd Cheers*


[Cole]
Oh my God!
It's Sting!
The Icon is live on Preview!


Sting takes down Tai Rollins!


And Deez Bryan from out of no where! Flying Knee!


The crowd goes nuts as security tries to restrain Deez Bryan.


[Deez Bryan]
Single H.
You have chosen the wrong guy to mess with.
Because I have learned a new technique that only the strongest Fantasy Managers can master.
WCC Universe.
Lend me your energy.
Fans from all walks of life.
Michael Cole. Jerry Lawler.
Lillian Garcia. Justin Roberts.
Referees. Time keeper.
Cameraman.
Lend me your power..
For I have mastered the Spirit Bomb technique!


[Crowd]
YES! YES! YES! YES!


Single H runs down to try and take on Deez Bryan but J & J Security prevent Single H from going any further.


[Single H]
You're a dead man! You hear me?!
You're finished Deez!
This Sunday, Tai Rollins is going to kick your Super Saiyan ass!

*Commercial*


*Commercial*

Six Man Tag Match
CM PUP, Vic Ambrose & Toman Reigns
vs.
Sandy Orton, Dolph Riggler & Hulk Hogan


Ambrose and SCGD square off.




Riggler tagged in.


PUP getting in on the action.


[Cole]
Oh no..
Here comes that damn New World Order.
They've been nothing but trouble all season long.
The storyline hardly makes any sense with them around!

[King]
I think that's what they're trying to do Michael!
They're trying to disrupt the storylines.


NWO surround the ring and take out the WCC Superstars.

*The Baugh's Music Hits*



Wait a minute! It's the People's Champ!
The Baugh here to save the WCC!


The Baugh laying the smackdown on Hulk Hogan!


[Cole]
Wait a minute!
What the hell!
CM PUP clotheslining The Baugh!
Damnit! I think we've seen this gif every season in the WCC.
We should've known!
The Baugh should stop doing the People's Elbow when CM PUP is ringside.


CM PUP with the GTS to The Baugh!
Why? Damnit why?


[CM PUP]
Let me explain something to you, Sidney.
You, are not the savior of the WCC.
I don't care what Yahoo Sports says.
I don't care how many games you've won in a row.
I absolutely dominated the WCC for the past 2 seasons.
And suddenly, you think you're the man?
No, Baughy. You're not the man.
I am.
And this Sunday, I'm going to prove it to you.
If you smell what CM PUP is cooking.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

CHF Week 10 Recap: New World Order


[Chris Waiting]
I really hate to do this.
But the writers have left me no choice.
But what I have in my hands is a contract.
That contract states that I would see an increase in storylines this season.
It says that I would be given strong feuds and main event matches.
But for weeks, I have been disrespected over and over again.
Where is my storyline?
Where is my opponent?


[Chris Waiting]
I was scheduled to face John Seana this week..
But seeing as he is out indefinitely, I have a question for the writers.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY OPPONENT?
How am I supposed to prove that I deserve to be in the main event,
that I am among the league's elite point scorers, if you won't even give me a chance to prove myself.
Hello? Is anyone back there?
Does anyone dare have the courage to face me in this squared circle?
Anybody at all..

*Kurt Crabble's Music Hits*



The crowd is on their feet as Kurt Crabble makes his return to the WCC!

Singles Match
Chris Waiting vs. Kurt Crabble


Crabble immediately hits the German Suplex and Waiting is down for the count!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall: Kurt Crabble

With that loss, Chris Waiting once again finds himself in a tough spot with just a few weeks left in the regular season. 
Despite being second in points scored, Waiting could miss the playoffs in back to back seasons.

Backstage Segment


Chief Operating Officer Single H runs in to the NWO.

[Single H]
You know, what you guys did to Shane.
I don't actually mind that. He was never cut to run a league.
Don't get me wrong, that guy was family.
Him and Vince.
But Shane was not fit for our industry.
If you didn't take care of him, I would've.
But now, you're talking about eliminating Wrestling Storylines completely?
Now that's where you're crossing the line.
Minh's got the Power Stone and the Mind Stone.
And Hogan? He's got the Reality Stone and the Space Stone.
Do you realize what would happen if you combined all four of those Infinity Stones?
You could create a catastrophic paradox that could disrupt the entire Space-Time continuum.
 Potentially destroying the entire WCC Universe.

[Rock Michaels]
Oh, we know boss man.
That's kind of the point.


[Single H]
I won't let you do it.
What will all 2 of our readers look forward to each and every single week?
We're the longest running episodic blogsite in internet history.
Killing the WCC Universe will completely shut down the WCC Network.
There's no way I'm letting you kill the WCC.
Over my dead body.

[Kevin Nash]
We'd be happy to keep you on schedule, Chief.


Back at ringside, Santa Clara Lesnar makes her way down to the ring.


[Bischoff]
It's been a rough couple of weeks for SC Lesnar
Back to back losses and she looks pissed, Bobby.

[Heenan]
I certainly wouldn't want to be standing opposite that ring with SC Lesnar, that's for sure.


[Heyman]
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the Beast Incarnate,
SANTA CLARA... LESSSSSSSNAR!

*Crowd Boos*


[Heyman]
My client, my beast, is out here tonight because she is ANGRY.
She is so angry, that since her loss last week, she hasn't reverted back to her alter ego, Sandy Orton.
No, no. Sandy Orton is not here.
SC Lesnar, however, has been destroying everything in her path since last Sunday.
And you want to know why?
Because Toman Reigns is the luckiest Fantasy Manager in the world.
We see you Ranked #1 according to Yahoo Sports, but we don't believe Yahoo Sports.
There should be only one Superstar in the conversation for #1 Ranked Fantasy Manager and that Fantasy Manager is THE BEAST.. Santa Clara Lesnar.
What happened last week was a fluke.
A pure act of God.
Toman Reigns, you cannot beat my client again.
You fear Santa Clara Lesnar.
And so we are out here tonight to issue a challenge.
If you can beat my client again, then I will humbly accept the fact that you are the #1 Ranked Superstar.
But I warn you, Toman Reigns.
I don't think that lightening can strike twice.
So how about it?
Do you accept?


GONG


A bolt of lightening strikes the ring and the lights return.


[Bischoff]
Oh my God!
It's the Underchucker!

Singles Match
The Underchucker vs. SC Lesnar


SC Lesnar is in shock!

 


Tombstone! 1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall: The Underchucker


SCGD has dropped 3 straight games and is on the outside looking in.
Did Underchucker just put the nail in the coffin for SCGD's playoff hopes?

CHF Championship Match
CM PUP vs. Tai Rollins (C)


GTS by PUP!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW CHF Champion: CM PUP


[Bischoff]
Son of a bitch!
That little punk has out title, Bobby!

[Heenan]
Damnit. He's back in the playoff chase as he's in 6th place now.
Can PUP keep his title defense alive?
We're going to find out in the next couple of weeks, Bischoff.

Singles Match
Toman Reigns vs. Vane


Body slam!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall: Toman Reigns

The hottest Fantasy Manager in the league does it again!
Winning 7 straight and clinching a FantasyMania spot.
Is this the year Toman Reigns finally makes it over the mountain?
Can Toman Reigns become the next WCC League Champion?

WCC Championship Match
Sting & Deez Bryan vs. Dolph Riggler & The NWO


Sting and Hogan face off.


The two Superstars play a game of Mercy.


Bryan and Riggler exchanging blows.


And now they're head butting one another!


Riggler with the impressively unnecessary handstand while putting Bryan in a headlock.


But the Super Saiyan Manager escapes and goes flying into Riggler!


Deez Bryan shows off his superior speed and quickness as he takes down Riggler.


But a counter by Riggler!


Reversal and Deez Bryan is hurt!


Hogan has Sting right where he wants him.


Sweet Chin Music by Rock Riggler!

1-2... and a kickout!

But Sting and Bryan are in trouble.

*Robocop's Music Hits*



[Heenan]
Wait a minute!
What the hell is this?!
My God, that's Robocop, Bischoff!

[Bischoff]
What is he doing here?!
Shouldn't he be filming Robocop Five?


Robocop evens the odds and frees Sting.


[Sting]
Thanks Robocop!

[Robocop]
My name is Murphy.


Sting grabs a baseball bat and starts taking out members of the NWO!



Deez Bryan and kicking combination and Riggler is down!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Champion: Deez Bryan


He's done it! Deez Bryan is Champion once again!
Deez Bryan has re-captured the WCC Championship with a 7-3 record on the season!
The crowd is going nuts!
The Legendary Super Saiyan is back!

[Crowd]
YES! YES! YES! YES!


Wait a minute! What the hell!


Minh Wyatt from out of nowhere!


The crowd boos as Minh Wyatt poses over Deez Bryan's body.

*Tai Rollin's Music Hits*



[Bischoff]
My God! There's Tai Rollins!
And he's got the Money in the Bank Briefcase in hand!


Tai Rollins cashes in his title shot!


Curb Stomp! 1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Champion: Tai Rollins


Tai Rollins has stolen the WCC Championship from Deez Bryan!


Deez Bryan can't believe it.


Single H and Tai Rollins celebrates as the show goes off the air.