West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football: 2014

Previously on WCCF...

[Heyman]
In theory, if we send someone back in time to change the course of history.
We can change the league forever.
If Single H never comes into power, we can prevent the screwjob.
You can be League Champion.

[Seana]
You can send me back in time.
Because my mind can handle it.

[CM PUP]
Find me John, convince me of all of this.

[AJ Lee]

Any stress can rip your mind into shreds and we could lose you forever.

[Seana]

Stone Cold, I'm from the year 2014 and I've come back in time to change history,

to prevent The Authority from destroying the WCC.

[Seana]

If Single H and Stephaneah take over the league..

The WCC as we know it, will be gone forvever.

So I was sent here for you.

[Stone Cold]

Well, damn son, tell whoever it was that sent you, that I'm busy.

[Seana]

Well, you see, Pupstin..

The man who sent me... was you.

[Wyatt]

Ahahahah....

I've got the whole League in my hands...

I've got the whole wide League in my hands...

[Wyatt]

John, you cannot change the future.

You cannot change what has already happened.

I am the eater of worlds.

And your time is up.

My time is now.

We're here.

[JR]

My God! Bray's got Seana!

[JR]

Bray Wyatt has pinned John Seana down.

[King]

Where did they go, JR?

[CM PUP]

Pupstin, please, we need you to hope again.

GONG

[Shane McMahon]

Allow me to be the first to introduce you to, the Corporate Minhistry.

[Wyatt]

I'll show you.

When the chips are down, the so-called civilized WCC Universe?

They'll eat each other.

[JR]

Oh no, here is the Greater Power.

Bray Wyatt has prophesied about him for weeks!

[Wyatt]

You see, I'm not a bad guy.

I'm just ahead of the curve.

[JR]

The Corporate Minhistry's got Pupstin!

[King]

He saw it! Pupstin saw the Greater Power!

[Heyman]

Steve.. the only way to save the WCCF is to win the League Championship.

You can't defeat Bray Wyatt.

You're going to have to go to FantasyMania and win it all.

[JR]

7 Feet Tall!

350 pounds!

Through hell fire and brimstone.

He is maniacal. He is evil. He is dangerous.

The WCCF Rookie of the Year, Vane!

Tombstone on The Baugh, and Vane is going to main event FantasyMania!

[Mr. McMahon]

You've got yourself a deal, Vane.

Tell him we'll be ready.

That's... that's gotta be Vane! Vane is dressed as the Underchucker!

Choke slam! Choke slam on Stone Cold Steve Pupstin!

[2] Vane (8-5)

[1] Stone Cold Steve Pupstin (9-4)

Who will be the WCCF World Champion?

Stone Cold Steve Pupstin or the Big Red Machine, Vane?

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Present Day WCC 2014

The Wyatt Family's Music plays.

[Cole]

And there is Bray Wyatt.

We now know that Bray Wyatt is the mastermind behind the wormhole theory.

The timeline merge between our world and the WCCF of 20 seasons ago.

We've already seen Sandy Orton jump back into the 90s and interfere in a FantasyMania match.

Will we see more?

My God, Jerry..

I don't know what to say..

From behind, CM PUP attacks Bray!

CM PUP is quickly overwhelmed by the force of the Wyatt Family.

Headshot by PUP!

CM PUP rallying from behind, taking out the entire Wyatt Family!

Bray Wyatt is in shock!

GTS! GTS to Bray Wyatt!

Bray Wyatt is down! Bray Wyatt is down!

[Wyatt]
You... you just couldn't let me go... could you?
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
You, won't score more fantasy points than me, out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness.
And I, won't score more fantasy points than you..
Because you're just too much fun.
Haha. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

[CM PUP]
You'll be banned from the league forever.

[Wyatt]
Maybe we can be leave the league together.
With the way this league has had a history of inactive managers..
You ought to find a league with better competition.

[CM PUP]
This league just showed you, that's full of Fantasy Managers ready to be active.

[Wyatt]
Until their spirits break completely.
Until they get a good look at the real John Seana.
And all the heroic things he's done.
Ahaha... You didn't think I'd risk the battle for the WCC's soul in a fist fight with you?
No... you need an ace in the hole.
Mine's Seana.

[CM PUP]
What did you do?

[Wyatt]
I took the WCC's White Knight...
And I brought him down to our level.
It wasn't hard.
You see, madness, as you know..
is like gravity...
All it takes.. is a little push.

[Wyatt]
Ahahahahaha...

[CM PUP]
Where is he?!
WHERE IS HE?!
WHERE'S SEANA?!

[Wyatt]
Ahahahahahaha
You have NOTHING!
Nothing to threaten me with!
Nothing to do with all your fantasy points!
But don't worry... I'm going to tell you where he is.
And that's the point. You'll have to choose.
John Seana is in 2013 ready to interfere in your Championship match, costing you the WCC World Championship.
And the Greater Power is in 1998... about to destroy the entire league.
You'll have to decide which is more important.
Winning the WCC World Championship?
Or saving the WCC?

[Heyman]
Which one are you going after?

[CM PUP]
The WCC World Championship.

[Heyman]
But what about the Greater Power?

[CM PUP]
What about him?

[Heyman]
... He's more than one man.

[CM PUP]
What are you talking about?

[Heyman]
Vane. Vane is the Greater Power!

[CM PUP]
I don't understand, Paul. What do you mean?

[Heyman]
The Greater Power is a group of Fantasy Managers.
And Vane is a member of that group.
Bray Wyatt... he went back in time to create a wormhole to merge timelines so that he could ensure that the WCC is molded in his vision.
And he brought in the Greater Power to change the future and to bring in a new era in the WCC.
His era.
The Greater Power is coming to the WCC..
And they're coming to destroy the league.

[CM PUP]
Son of a bitch stole my idea...
This... this is all my fault.
I should've never sent John Seana back in time.
I could've prevented all of this from happening.

[Heyman]
Well that's all in the future now.

[CM PUP]
You mean the past?

[Heyman]
Whatever!

[CM PUP]
You have to send me back, Paul.
Back to the past!

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WCCF FantasyMania 1998

The Pyros Explode as we are welcomed to the Championship Round of FantasyMania!

[JR]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

We are sold out in Santa Clara, California here at Levi's Stadium for what looks to be a promising main event of FantasyMania!

[JR]
Tonight, we crown a new WCCF World Champion.
The best Fantasy Manager of the season!

[JR]
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin and the Big Red Machine Vane.
Only one of these two Superstars can win the Championship.
Who will it be?

[King]
This truly is a matchup of the season's two best Superstars.
The #1 and #2 seeds on the season!
And can you believe it, JR?
In the history of the WCCF, only one #1 seed has gone on to win it all.
Tonight, Stone Cold looks to be the second.

[JR]
It is a tall task indeed.
Stone Cold has had an outstanding season, holding the best fantasy record on the season and putting up a heck of a lot of fantasy points all season.
But his opponent, Vane, the WCCF Rookie of the Year, is no pushover.
He's going to have to bring his A Game if he wants to beat Vane.
We go now to Pupstin who is standing by for an interview.

Stone Cold Steve Pupstin Interview

[JR]
Stone Cold, for the second season in a row, you are in the main event of FantasyMania.
Having played on this stage before, how much of an advantage do you think you have over the rookie, Vane?

[Stone Cold]
Well Jim Ross, there is without a doubt an advantage going into this match having played in the Championship match before. Last season, I fell just short of becoming the League Champion.
This season, I know what I have to do.
My team is stronger than it's ever been.
Le'Veon Bell, Dez Bryant, Julio Jones, Andrew Luck.
There ain't a fantasy team stronger than mine.

[Stone Cold]
Vane may be a monster. He may be the second seed, but his team just doesn't come close to mine.
There's no way, Stone Cold is losing this match again.
For far too long, this league has been won by Superstars unworthy of the Championship title.
But tonight, I'm bringing prestige back to the Championship belt.
I'm legitimatizing that title.

[Stone Cold]
That title is gonna mean something once I am crowned World Champion.
This is the most important match of my career.
I cannot afford to fall short again.
I will be the first ever undisputed WCCF World Champion..

[Stone Cold]
And that's all I got to say about that!

[JR]
Well Stone Cold certainly has his eyes set on the WCCF World Championship.
The stage has never been bigger...
Will Stone Cold finally attain the most sought after prize in West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football?
We're about to find out... next.

Vane's music hits and out comes the Number 2 seed.

Vane Segment

[Bearer]
STONE COLD...
TONIGHT... YOU WILL LEARN THE MEANING OF PAIN.
TONIGHT... YOUR SEASONS COMES TO A CRUSHING END.

[Bearer]
AFTER YOU DEFEATED THE UNDERCHUCKER..
I REUNITED WITH MY SON VANE..
AND NOW VANE WILL AVENGE HIS BROTHER THE UNDERCHUCKER!

[Bearer]
YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SAFE...
BUT HE IS COMING FOR YOU, PUPSTIN!

[Bearer]
THE GREATER POWER IS HERE TONIGHT..
AND YOU WILL COME FACE TO FACE... WITH HIM!
HAHAHAHAHA

FantasyMania Championship Match
[2] Vane (8-5)
vs.
[1] Stone Cold Steve Pupstin (9-4)

Stone Cold's music hits

[JR]

You're looking at the toughest Fantasy Manager in the league today.

Stone Cold Steve Pupstin as we are just moments away from the 2014 Finale of the Fantasy season.

Introducing first, he is the challenger, representing San Francisco, California...
With a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and no losses..
The #2 Seed, The Big Red Machine, VAAAAAAAAANE!

*Crowd Boos*

And his opponent, he is the current WCCF Champion, from San Francisco, California...
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 3 wins and 4 losses...
STONE COLD STEVE PUPSTIN!

*Crowd Cheers*

The bell rings and the final match of 2014 in underway!

Pupstin is down early, with most of Vane's players going on Saturday.

Pupstin respond back!

But Vane counters! 1-2.. Kick out!

The match spills to the outside now.

Vane's got Pupstin now!

Chokeslam on Pupstin! And the Champion is down!

Wait a second... here comes Shane McMahon!

What is this?! Look! Vane takes off his mask!

He turns around... and it's KEVIN NASH!

[JR]
MY GOD! THAT'S... THAT'S DIESEL! IT'S DIESEL!
WHAT IS KEVIN NASH DOING DRESSED AS VANE?!

Pupstin pulls out a chair and smacks Kevin Nash off his feet!

He goes for the cover! 1-2...

But Shane McMahon makes the save.. preventing Pupstin from winning the match.

Stunner on Shane! Pupstin with the Stone Cold Stunner on Shane McMahon!

STUNNER! STUNNER ON VANE!

Pupstin pins! 1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and the NEW 2014 League Champion: Stone Cold Steve Pupstin

[JR]
HE'S DONE IT! HE'S DONE IT!
THE NEW WCCF WORLD CHAMPION!
STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!

[Hayes]
Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with the new WCCF World Champion.
Stone Cold, what an incredible performance all season, an incredible victory tonight.
You are the Champion of the League!
How does it feel?

[Stone Cold]
Well first of all, Michael Hayes, I want to thank you for asking that question.
I really appreciate it, you dumb son of a bitch!
And now what I want.. is for that piece of crap Kevin Nash to get out of my ring!
I did what I set out to do all season, and that's win the WCCF World Championship.
And now, not only did Stone Cold get the monkey off his back...
He took that monkey and kicked the living piss out of it!

*Crowd Cheers*

[Stone Cold]
And now Stone Cold is on top of the league.
Stone Cold is now immortalized amongst the League Champions..
Wire to wire, Stone Cold dominated this league from start to finish!
And as the new WCCF World Champion, I'm serving notice to everyone in the WCCF..
I don't give a damn, they're all on the list.
And that's Stone Cold's list, and I'm fixin' on going through all of them.

[Stone Cold]
Dolph Riggler, you won the Championship last season,
but that don't mean a damn thing to Stone Cold.
Because he knows without a shadow of a doubt, if we faced off today, I'd kick your ass all over Levi's Stadium. Santa Clara Gold Diggers, the flukiest Champion of all..
You couldn't lace my boots, son.
And finally, the Cerebral Sandwich, Single H.
You talk about the greatest Champion in WCCF history?
Well, Stone Cold knows for a fact, that you ain't done jack since the inclusion of waiver priorities and active managers. So you can take your sandwich and stick up it your ass!
You talk about your psalms, you talk about John 3:16.
Well Pupstin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
Steve Pupstin's time has come!
You're looking at the WCCF World Champion.
And that's the bottom line,
Cause Stone Cold said so!

Stone Cold continues to celebrate to a standing ovation from the fans here in Santa Clara.

Stone Cold holds up the belt and toasts the fans.

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WCC FantasyMania 2013

Go To Sleep! CM PUP hits the GTS on Riggler!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC World Champion: CM PUP

CM PUP has done it! CM PUP has finally won the WCC World Championship!

The Wyatt Family cuts in.

[Cole]
Oh my God... What is this?

[King]
It's one of the Wyatt members, Michael!
But what are the Wyatts doing here?!

He takes off the sheep mask.. and it's John Seana!

John Seana with the Attitude Adjustment on PUP!

[Heyman]
John... you're still alive!

[Seana]
Half, Paul.
After you and AJ and PUP left me to die at the hands of Bray Wyatt.
And now here I am... in the middle of this ring.
Where my season ended.

[Seana]
Have you ever had to lie to your most loyal fans?
To tell them to never give up and to stand up to bullying?
When you know that bullying will never come to an end?
That this gimmick that you've created is corny and lame?
... Well you're about to know what that feels like, Heyman.

[Seana]
For weeks on end, I was tortured by Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family.
And it was there that I learned how to be a heel again.
It was there that I learned the basics of Thuganomics.
I learned that you can't put an end to bullying.
The PG era of the WCC is the worst thing that could ever happen to the league.
And as a face of the WCC.. I am bringing back the attitude.

[Heyman]
You don't want to do this John...
You don't want to hurt the kids.

[Seana]
IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!
IT'S ABOUT WHAT'S FAIR!
You thought we could be decent Fantasy Managers in an indecent league.
But you were wrong.

[Heyman]
We decided to send you back in time, John.
The three of us. To save the league from corruption and inactive managers.

[Seana]
Then why was it me? Who was the only one whose season ended early?

[Heyman]
It wasn't..

[Seana]
Bray Wyatt chose me!

[Heyman]
Because you were the best of us!
He wanted to prove that a fantasy manager as good as you could fall.

[Seana]
And he was right.

[Heyman]
I'm sorry John.. you're right. Sending you back in time was my fault.
Please don't punish the WCC Universe.
Please don't punish Little Jimmy.
Punish me.

Seana sets up Little Jimmy with the Attitude Adjustment.

[Seana]
I'm about to.
Tell the WCC Universe to Be A Star.
Lie. Like I lied...

[Heyman]
Be A Star Jimmy...
Everything's going to be okay.

From out of no where, PUP runs in and hits Seana with the GTS!

[Heyman]
Thank you.

[CM PUP]
You don't have to thank me..

[Heyman]
I do..
Bray Wyatt won...
Active managers, storylines, waiver settings, non-PPR, everything we fought for..
Undone.
Whatever chances you have of fixing this league...
Dies with John's reputation.
We bet it all on him.
We made him the Commissioner...
Bray Wyatt took the best of us and tore him down.
People will lose hope.

[CM PUP]
They won't.
They must never know what he did.
Bray Wyatt cannot win.

[CM PUP]
The WCC needs it's true hero.

[Heyman]
No...

[CM PUP]
You either die a babyface or live long enough to see yourself turn heel.
I can do those things.
Because I'm not a hero.
I pinned John Seana.
That's what I can be.

[Heyman]
No... no... you can't!
You're not...

[CM PUP]
I'm whatever West Coast Cousins needs me to be.
Call it in.