Wednesday, December 20, 2023

WCC Forever: Episode 16 - FantasyMania XV Round 2

 

We open on the interior of Black Gate Prison.


Kendrick Stark makes his way into the holding cells.


Thunderbolt Ross
This better be worth it, Stark.
I had to pull a lot of strings just to get you in here.
Now do you want to tell me what we're doing here?

Kendrick Stark
The Riddler killings, sir.
He left another clue.
Thunderbolt Ross
What is it?

Kendrick Stark
It's a Jack in a Box.

Thunderbolt Ross
What does it mean?


Kendrick Stark
We're about to find out...


Stark glances into one of the cells.


Kendrick Stark
So... I take it you're the Joker?



WEST COAST COUSINS
FOREVER

Episode Sixteen - FantasyMania Round 2


[1] #7tormsComing (10-4)


[2] Reunited (9-5)


[4] Dollar Discount Team (8-6)


[6] DB University (8-6)


Amanda Waller
You tell me what you know, and if I like what I hear,
then your time with Task Force X will be completed.
Your sentence will be wiped clean.
You'll be free to go.


Peacekeeper
Mark Andrews and his crew...
Tai Rogers, Kenneth Bell,
Chris Olave and Lalo Salamanca... they're escaping.


Amanda Waller remains silent,
but her body languages suggests that she is shocked.

Peacekeeper
So.. what are you gonna do with that information?
You want to stop the escape?

Amanda Waller
No.


Amanda Waller
The escape proceeds as planned.
And you're gonna go with them, Peacekeeper.

Peacekeeper
What? Why?

Amanda Waller
Because that will be a perfect excuse to take them all out.
Lalo. Olave. Andrews. Stringer Bell and Captain Covfefe.
I want them all dead.
And you're gonna be the one who pulls the trigger.


Amanda Waller
Suit up.
You have one final mission, soldier.


As we return back to the escape,
Kenneth Bell, Peacekeeper and Olave take off in their own direction
while Captain Covfefe deals with Adrian Toomes.



Ezekiell Elliott and D'justin Barksdale wait nearby in a getaway car.



Chris Olave
Yo, String! String... where's the car?
How much further?


Kenneth Bell
This is as far as you go, Olave.

Chris Olave
What?


Kenneth Bell
Ain't no room for you in the car.
You're the goddamn snitch who told the guards about our plan.

Chris Olave
I did what?!


Kenneth Bell
You heard me.
You're on your own, Olave.

Chris Olave
You've got to be kidding me....

*Commercial*


*Commercial*


Captain Covfefe
Stay down, Toomes.


Adrian Toomes
Well... we had a good run.
Good game, Covfefe.


Mark Andrews
If we hurry, we can still catch Lalo's plane.


As Lalo, Andrews and Covfefe resume their escape, they find Chris Olave.

Captain Covfefe
On your feet, Olave.
We don't leave anyone behind.


Lalo Salamanca
There it is!
Come on, let's go. Let's go, quickly!


Lalo, Olave, Andrews and Covfefe attempt to get the plane's attention.

Mark Andrews
Hey! Hey!


Suddenly, Lalo's plane explodes.




Vinpool
Sorry, boys.
As much as I love a good escape plan, nothing beats Shawshank.


Captain Covfefe
Vinson, what are you doing?

Vinpool
I want the reward money for your eventual capture.
You know, this whole superhero gig doesn't pay as well as you'd think.
Why do you think Ant-man has a Patreon account?


Vinpool
Let's be honest, Rogers.
I also want the League Championship prize money.
It's about time the Circle of Champions was broken.
Since 2018, the WCC has been status quo, business as usual.
Well it's about time we have a new League winner.
And as NSYNC always said, it's gonna be me!
So let's see what you're all about, Cap.


Captain Covfefe
Whenever you're done talking...

*Commercial*


*Commercial*


F.R.I.D.A.Y.
All Metatron systems have been shut down, Christopher.


Mark Zuckerberg
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
WHY IS METATRON OFFLINE?
FRIDAY??

Evan McPherson
Friday is offline as well, sir

Mark Zuckerberg
What is going on?!

Evan McPherson
I can check the logs...
Ummm... I don't know how to say this...


Mark Zuckerberg
Just say it!

Evan McPherson
Metatron has been terminated, sir.

Mark Zuckerberg
Who authorized the termination?

Evan McPherson
Christopher Parker.
It appears he has the QB1 Glasses.

Mark Zuckerberg
How did he get them?!
Turn Metatron back on, immediately.

Evan McPherson
I can't sir...
all of the Metatron files have been deleted...


Mark Zuckerberg
This is impossible!
How did a UC Davis undergraduate student out think us?
His Fantasy Team isn't even any good!


Mark Zuckerberg
Send word to Wakanda...


Mark Zuckerberg
Tell the Black Baugh to come to San Francisco...
I need pest control.


Dak Prescott
Boss, Zuckerberg has a new mission for us.

The Black Baugh
What is it?


Dak Prescott
Kill the Spiderman.


The Black Baugh
Prepare the team.
It's time to go to work.