Narrator
As we open Week 11, we return to West Coasteros,
where Vin Snow has requested a
council meeting with Queen Santa Khaleesi
Narrator
At her side, the former Governor of California, Gavin Newsom.
Since the end of last season, Gavin Newsom relinquished his governor title,
withdrew from the Presidential Election and fled to West Coasteros,
where has has been named a Lord.
Vin Snow
My Queen, I've come from a great distance to be here today.
In the coming weeks, the great war will arrive.
Santa Khaleesi
Every time I see you, Vin Snow, you say the great war is coming.
Vin Snow
Yes, but this time I mean it.
I've seen what Donald Trump can do firsthand.
If we are not prepared, this will be the end of us all.
We need your armies, we need your dragons.
Santa Khaleesi
Do you have a plan to defeat him?
Vin Snow
I do, my Queen.
Donald Trump already has the Power Stone and the Underchucker's Urn.
Who knows what else he may have by now.
But we have a weapon just as powerful as his.
A Trump killing weapon.
Vin Snow
Dragonglass.
The same weapon that we used to defeat the White Walkers.
Vin Snow
If we can use Dragonlass to defeat the White Walkers,
then Donald Trump will be no different.
The man has no soul and neither did the Walkers.
My Queen, I have to stress urgency in this matter.We must prepare for Donald Trump.
The fate of all mankind is at stake.
Santa Khaleesi
Very well.
You will have my army and you will have my dragons.
Bring me his head.
Lord Newsom watches Lord Snow in admiration.
FANTASY WAR
Episode Eleven - Fight for the Fallen
*The Hiz's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
You are hearing theme music from the WCC Champion, The Hiz.
Welcome everybody to Wednesday Night Preview.
Last night, we saw The Hiz defeat The Baugh
for the WCC Championship.
Now having won two straight, he finds himself in the hunt
for the playoffs in this year's FantasyMania.
Jim Ross
As we can see, Hiz's head has grown overnight.
King
Come on, JR!
I can't let you disrespect the Champion like this.
He's earned his spot!
*Crowd Boos*
The Hiz
Thank you Cleveland,
for that warm hometown welcome!
You see, those of you booing right now.
These are what we like to call, haters.
Jim Ross, you my friend, are a hater.
We heard the commentary last night and it was terrible!
King
Ha ha! You're a hater, JR!
The Hiz
It is about time, that I earned the respect of the WCC Universe.
Not only, am I the first and only man to beat John Seana this season.
But last night, I soundly defeated the 2018 League Champion, the "Great One."
The Baugh!
Come on now, tell the truth.
You didn't expect me to be standing here today as WCC Champion.
You all counted me out. You all doubted me!
But here I am, defeating your heroes in back to back weeks.
*Crowd Boos*
The Hiz
Not only do I have all the gold.
Not only do I have the backing of the most dangerous
Fantasy Manager in the league.
But, now I also have the best clique in the league.
And we don't have to steal the wolfpack sign
and "Too Sweet" one another to make ourselves feel cool either.
*Crowd Boos*
The Hiz
And because I have it all.
It's about time I started getting some damn respect around here.
You've called me an Inactive, you've disregarded my accomplishments!
but now it's time I stopped getting the Justin Styles treatment.
Justin Styles is a true definition of a loser.
But me? I'm fully involved in this league and I deserve some shine.
And if you don't give it to me, that's fine.
I'll just continue to destroy your favorite WCC Superstars!
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
The crowd erupts as they sing along to Judas.
Jim Ross
The 3-7, Chris Vinson.
For reasons unknown, he's still carrying that AFW title,
calling himself Le Champion.
King
Now you're definitely being a hater, JR.
How do you live with yourself, with so much hate?
Jim Ross
I'm stating the facts, Chris Vinson is 3-7.
A long shot for FantasyMania, but yet he carries himself like a champion,
walking around with his entourage the Inner Circle.
King
He is a Champion, JR!
Le Champion!
Crowd
Is there something left for me to save
In the wreckage of my life, MY LIFE!
I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming
I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming
Judas in, JUDAS IN MY MIND!
*Crowd Cheers*
The Hiz
Great. Really wonderful.
Singalong with Le Champion!
Listen to these idiot fans enabling you.
You can go play out your Rockstar midlife crisis on your own time.
But this here, this is my time!
Chris Vinson
I like you, Hiz.
Win a couple of games and now you're on top of the world!
I know, I've been there.
You beat John Seana and The Baugh in back to back weeks? Big whoop.
I beat Stone Cold Steve Pupstin and The Baugh on the same night!
Becoming the first Undisputed Champion in history!
Thank you very much!
*Crowd Cheers*
Chris Vinson
But what I mean to say is, I respect you Hiz.
You're one hell of a Champion.
But if you want to earn the respect of all these stupid idiots,
then you've got to beat the champion.
Le Champion!
The Hiz
Really? REALLY?You think anyone respects that hunk of crap you call a title?
Chris Vinson
You think anyone respects your wins,
when you've got the most overprotected Fantasy Manager
in the league watching your back?
Come on! Play the Funhouse music!
Show me my worst nightmares,
bring out your clown friend.
The Hiz
I don't need The Fiend to beat your ass.
Just like I don't need the Hiztourage.
So let's agree to one thing.
No Fiend, no Hizoutrage.
No Inner Circle.
A fair one on one match.
If you agree to that, you've got yourself a Championship match!
*Crowd Cheers*
Chris Vinson
You're on, jackass!
See you Sunday, bitch.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Dolph, it's been a couple of weeks since we last caught up with you.
Since then, you've won 4 straight and your playoff odds
are looking better by the week.
It's a tight race as we head to the finish line.
How do you plan to keep up with your continued success?
Dolph Riggler
Come on, Renee!
It's no secret why I've been playing so well lately.
I'm simply the best Fantasy Manager today.
All this hype behinds these other guys, before you know it,
I'll be heading into FantasyMania under the radar once again.
And as I do, I'll perform at the highest level in the clutch.
The best FantasyMania record in the league by far!
You want to make a big deal about John Seana's 8-1 record?
Try this on for size.
My FantasyMania record is 8-1!
Dolph Riggler
I've already done what John Seana has done.
The difference is, I've done it against higher competition,
with different teams and on the highest stage of them all.
I've won 2 League Championships from it.
You want to talk about big time?
You're looking at the big time!
The Show Off, Dolph Riggler!
Kevin Owens
Hey Showoff!
How about you shut up?
Because I haven't seen you do jack shit all season.
Dolph Riggler
Oh? If it isn't 8th place, Kevin Owens.
Why don't you scram and get out of my interview, kid.
You want an interview?
Go book your own segment.
And if you want an autograph, hand me a pen.
So I can shove it up your ass!
Kevin Owens
Oh, Dolph. You talk a big game.
Amazing 4 game win streak, completed by your boy.
Rockson Reigns.
What have you done?
You just gonna keep riding your boy until FantasyMania?
Or are you afraid that if you play in his place,
you'll miss your big ticket to FantasyMania.
Dolph Riggler
I know what you're trying to do, Kevin.
And I gotta admit, it's a smart move.
Rockson Reigns is playing at an elite level.
But don't think for a second, that I can't get the job done.
You know it and I know it.
If you went into that ring against Rockson Reigns,
he'd squash you like a bug.
And you think, that you may fair better against me.
But I'll tell you now, that's the wrong move, kid.
Kevin Owens
Prove it, Showoff.
Cause I don't think you can get the job done, old man.
You're washed.
Just stand down and let Rockson Reigns do all the dirty work.
Dolph Riggler
You're on.
This Sunday at Fight for the Fallen,
It's gonna be Dolph Riggler vs. Kevin Owens.
Don't worry about Rockson Reigns.
It's like he's not even there. Believe that.
King
What a match, JR!
Crucial playoff implications with this one.
We'll see at Fight for the Fallen!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
*CM PUP's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
This young man has a lot of explaining to do,
as we return to Wednesday Night Preview.
CM PUP costing Team WCC the match last night at Survivor Series.
King
He's got his edge back, JR.
It's as if we got the old CM PUP back.
Jim Ross
Well the old CM PUP just turned his back on the WCC.
That's something I can't get behind.
CM PUP
I know what you're all thinking.
For the past 24 hours, I've heard nothing but the WCC Universe,
crying all over the internet
The McMahons would be proud, we're trending worldwide.
"Why, CM PUP? Why?"
"Why attack John Seana?"
CM PUP
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I don't hate you, John.
I hate this idea, that you're the best.
Because you're not. I'm the best.
But I've heard some say, CM PUP is jealous of John Seana.
Which I find to be completely hilarious.
What on earth does John Seana have that CM PUP doesn't?
CM PUP
For 10 years, John Seana has been a staple in this league,
but he's accomplished nothing! NADA!
He's been billed as a top guy in his own made up storylines,
but for 10 years, he's had to come up with creative ways
for his season to end in epic failure.
Meanwhile, he has to sit there and write my story.
Telling everyone about my victories and showing the world
what a top guy truly looks like.
Whoops.. here I go breaking the 4th wall again.
CM PUP is not jealous of John Seana.
John Seana is jealous of CM PUP.
CM PUP is everything John Seana thought he would be.
And god damnit, my back is getting tired from
carrying this league for so long.
CM PUP
So now finally, this season comes along and I'm off to a slow start.
Meanwhile, John Seana actually found a way to win a couple of games.
All of a sudden, my accomplishments are thrown out of the window?
And John Seana is the nicest thing since sliced bread?
I don't think so.
John Seana is a fraud, a front runner.
John Seana is who we've always known him to be.
When it comes to the big spotlight, Seana will shy away like he always does.
*Crowd Boos*
CM PUP
So that brings me back to my original point.
Why did I turn my back on the WCC?
Truthfully, the people of Cleveland don't deserve an explanation.
An explanation isn't going to make your miserable lives any better,
living in a shit town like Cleveland!
*Crowd Boos*
CM PUP
But I might as well tell you all why I did what I did.
After all, you all paid your ticket to be here tonight.
And that hard earned money is going straight to my checking account!
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
Oh, come on.
That's a low blow. He's gone far enough.
King
Ha ha! These idiots are paying CM PUP to trash their hometown!
He's a genius!
CM PUP
The truth is, I never said I was apart of Team WCC.
If memory serves, I left this stupid Fantasy League.
And the only reason I came back was to stop Donald Trump.
Not to join a group of lazy Fantasy Managers,
who can't be bothered to update their lineup.
You might as well hand me your $20 entry
and save everyone the trouble.
None of these so-called "Superstars" will stand
a chance against Donald Trump.
So now I've got to take matters into my own hands.
Win the League Championship and finish the job myself.
You can boo me all you like,
you know it and I know it.
I'm this league's last hope and once again,
I'll save this ungrateful WCC Universe!
*John Seana's Music Hits*
John Seana
Wow. So just like that?
Someone else is finally on top and you sell them down the river.
Things don't go your way, and you turncoat at the first sign of trouble?
You want to lose the respect of your fans? That's your business, Jack.
But where I come from, when the going gets tough,
we don't turn Benedict Arnold.
CM PUP
Save the spiel for someone who cares, John.
You see, while this season has been all about you.
You've failed to realize one very important thing.
The Best in the League is back.
Look at the projections, the numbers don't lie.
Look at the rest of the season, I'm only going to get better.
My players have all returned from injury
and I'm getting hot at the right time.
CM PUP
On the other hand, John.
You... you've peaked too early.
8-0 means nothing when at the end of the season,
you're staring up at those bright lights, dazed from a GTS,
and through the crowd noise and excitement in the air,
you hear the referee counting 1... 2... 3.
And then you're left wondering to yourself, what happened?
Where did all my early season success go?
You had a great start, John.
Congratulations, now it's time to start thinking
of how you're going to write the ending to John Seana's epic story.
Now's the time you've got to think about
how your amazing run is going to end in bitter disappointment.
John Seana
Ah, typical CM PUP.
You've still got a way with the microphone,
I'll give you that.
But if the Best in the League is back as you say he is,
let's see if you still got what it takes inside the squared circle.
Because the way I see it,
you're writing checks that your ass can't cash.
So let's do this one more time.
CM PUP vs. John Seana at Fight for the Fallen!
Then we'll see who's truly the Best in the League.
