Anderson Cooper
Breaking News, we interrupt your local broadcast
to bring to you a key race alert.
Anderson Cooper
Joe Biden holds a narrow lead in Michigan and Wisconsin.
President Trump remains in the lead in Pennsylvania and Georgia.
We are still waiting to count the mail-in ballots from each state.
Anderson Cooper
At this time, the Presidential election is too close to call.
And as many people know, President Trump has been missing in action
since the end of last season.
His whereabouts remain unknown,
but Joe Biden has continued to campaign across the country.
What this means for the future of our country, remains unclear.
We will keep you posted as we keep counting the votes.
We now return to your local broadcast.
The pyros explode as Jim Ross welcomes us to Preview.
Jim Ross
Ladies and gentlemen, our country continues to wait
as we welcome you to Wednesday Night Preview.
We come you to live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
One of the key swing states in this election,
and we are now at the halfway point in the season.
The playoff picture is beginning to take shape, King.
King
It's the best time of the year, JR!
Things are heating up in the West Coast Cousins.
The stakes are high and each game is starting to
have more importance as these Fantasy Managers fight to earn
a spot on the biggest stage of all, FantasyMania!
*Shane McMahon's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
Lincoln Financial Field is on their feet
for the Principal Owner of West Coast Cousins,
Shane McMahon!
Thank you, Philly!
I want to thank the entire WCC Universe because thus far,
it has been an amazing season.
Our Fantasy Managers have been playing at a high level,
doing their best to entertain you all.
It has been a record breaking season,
as I just got word from the Board of Directors,
that this season has been the highest viewed storyline
in West Coast Cousins history!
We've never seen anything like it before.
*Crowd Cheers*
Shane McMahon
And you know, in times like this.
And you know, in times like this.
I really wished my father could be here to see this.
I would like to think that my father,
Vince McMahon, would be proud to see how far we've come.
If you knew my father, you knew he wasn't an easy man to impress.
But I'd want to let him know that the WCC is in good hands.
Because you see, when my father died,
the West Coast Cousins was in trouble.
After being forced to sell the WCC to President Donald Trump,
my father started his own Fantasy Football league, the XFL.
And as you know, the XFL did not survive beyond the first season.
But it wasn't for a lack of trying.
Trust me, the XFL was plenty successful.
But unfortunately, the XFL was hit with a plague.
A virus.
And that plague's name was Donald J. Trump!
*Crowd Boos*
And I won't lie.
It's not a secret, the McMahon family, supported Donald Trump.
My mother, Linda McMahon, worked for Donald Trump.
And as a businessman, my father,
worked with Donald Trump on many occasions.
The two of them even developed a friendly rivalry.
But Donald Trump took that rivalry too far.
He took advantage of my father's friendship,
and stabbed him in the back when he took the opportunity
to buy out the West Coast Cousins.
But my father, being the savvy businessman that he was,
was prepared with a backup plan.
Because if Vince McMahon couldn't have the WCC,
neither could Donald Trump.
We saw what happened, most WCC Superstars walked out on Trump.
They refused to play for a man like Donald Trump.
And that left Trump with nothing but an empty wrestling promotion.
Meanwhile, the XFL was beginning to thrive!
Shane McMahon
Vince McMahon and The Baugh brought together
a fresh new storyline.
The Sports Movie Cinematic Universe.
Shane McMahon
But Donald Trump..
he couldn't accept losing out on a deal.
So he orchestrated the Explosion in Dallas,
blowing up AT&T Stadium and murdering my father in the process.
Well, Donald Trump.
I haven't forgotten about that day.
I will never forget about that day.
And just like we did back then with the WCCF,
when we invaded the Cameron House Fantasy Football League,
we're gonna do the same thing to you.
Because next week on Wednesday Night Preview,
I'm taking the WCC Camera Crew with me,
and we are going to invade Trump Tower!
Next week, I will confront Donald Trump face to face.
And if you're too much of a coward to show up,
then I'll burn Trump Tower to the ground!
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
What a statement sent by the owner of the West Coast Cousins!
Shane McMahon calling out the President of the United States.
Ladies and gentlemen, you don't want to miss Preview next week.
Shane McMahon will confront Donald Trump live on Preview!
King
I don't like this, JR.
I think Shane McMahon might be making a big mistake...
Jim Ross
Who can blame him?
This one is personal between Shane and Donald Trump.
And in my eyes, I don't think he can be talked out of this one.
Regardless of what happens, you won't want to miss this.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
FANTASY WAR
FANTASY WAR
Episode Nine - War Games
Jim Ross
Welcome back to Wednesday Night Preview,
we are just four nights away from our next Pay Per View,
War Games presented by Under Armour.
And folks, I think we're about to hear from Vic Moxley,
who is already in the ring to address the WCC Universe.
King, we saw him last night with a surprise attack on Kenny Omega,
after his matchup at Halloween Havoc.
King
I wonder what Moxley has to say.
I have no idea what his grievances are with Kenny Omega,
but I think we're about to find out.
Vic Moxley
You know, I've been coming out here for weeks.
Busting my ass off, doing my best to play Fantasy Football.
Behind all the smoke and mirrors, the storylines, all this glamour.
When it comes down to it, it's about putting up Fantasy Points.
And for years, I have done just that.
I have been a top contender in this league.
Vic Moxley
But yeah, sure.
This season, you could say I haven't been a "top guy."
I'm 4-4, middle of the pack,
clawing my way for a chance at play at FantasyMania.
But I've got a bone to pick.
Vic Moxley
I've got a problem with the writers in the back.
I've got a problem with management and
how they've handled my storylines.
You see, for the past two years,
I've gotten the short end of the stick.
For two seasons in a row, I didn't want Saquon Barkley.
Last year, I tried to trade him.
But the entire league screwed me over.
They wouldn't let me get rid of him.
They vetoed my trade and forced me to keep Saquon.
But somehow this season,
the commissioner lets Will Fuller go for Gardner Minshew?
Vic Moxley
And then, I get stuck with 2nd pick.
And once again, I have to go with Saquon.
Only for him to tear his ACL 2 weeks into the season.
But you see, I'm not here to make excuses.
Injuries are apart of the game and I'm doing what I can
to stay in the playoff race.
My problem with the writers is, week in and week out,
I'm left out of the storylines and unable to leave my mark.
Meanwhile, a guy like Kenny Omega...
despite having an identical record and nearly the same
amount of Fantasy points.
A guy like Kenny Omega gets more storyline
time than a guy like me.
What's a guy got to do, to get some damn respect around here?
Vic Moxley
And then it finally dawned on me.
If I want Kenny Omega's storyline time, then I've got to take it.
If the writers won't book me in a storyline,
I'll do it myself.
I'll ambush Kenny Omega if that's what it takes.
Because the fact of the matter is this,
Kenny Omega and I are in direct competition for a playoff spot.
So yeah, you're damn right I ambushed him.
And if I could, I would do it over and over again.
Because this Fantasy Football league is my lifeblood,
and Kenny Omega is trying to take that away from me.
So Kenny, let's put our chips into the center of the table.
This Sunday, War Games.
You step foot in this ring with me and I'll end your season.
Mark my words.
Kenny Omega appears on the titantron.
Kenny Omega
Oh, Vic.
You disappoint me with your lack of promo skills.
I mean, you wonder why you're lacking storyline time,
I think maybe you should look in the mirror.
But you know Vic, I don't disagree with you.
At least not about the commissioner's poor job of monitoring trades.
He needs to be held accountable,
perhaps even fired for his actions, or lack thereof.
If he's too busy making up fake stories instead of looking after the league,
then maybe it's time he retired.
Kenny Omega
But I digress, because here's where you're wrong, Moxley.
As far as earning your spot in this make believe storyline,
I'd go as far as to say you've accomplished nothing in this league.
Making the playoffs each year means nothing,
if you don't make it to the big dance.
And I'll tell you what, I've got my dancing shoes on.
I've proven my resume year after year.
Vic Moxley, you can be the Chris Paul's of the world.
The Buffalo Bills or the Damian Lillard's.
You can wow the crowd with a spectacular performance every now and again.
But until you've done what I've done,
don't ever compare your Fantasy Team to a top guy like me.
Kenny Omega
I am by far, The Best in the League.
Tied for most League Champions in the history of this company.
And if you look at the Modern Era.
The "Storyline Era."
There isn't a Fantasy Manager that even comes close to my success.
8 out of 11 Top 3 finishes.
PWI's Top 500, #1 Fantasy Manager in the world.
Fantasy Observers, Manager of the Year in 2019.
Sports Illustrated's, Manager of the Year in 2016.
Breaking Dave Meltzer's Five Star scale, multiple times.
The only Diamond status Fantasy Manager
in all of the West Coast Cousins.
For 10 years, I have proven that I am the best in the world,
on this microphone, in that ring, even at commentary.
Nobody can touch me!
Kenny Omega
But sure, you want to talk about being screwed over, Vic Moxley?
Let's talk about being screwed over.
Let's talk about the league commissioner claiming
to "randomize" the draft order this season.
Let's talk about forcing me into the 12th pick in this year's draft.
We all know the fix is in.
There is collusion in this league,
and if not for the clear level of corruption, this fantasy fraud.
I would be the one sitting atop the standings, undefeated.
Is it any coincidence, the one year the commissioner decides
to randomize the draft order, he's the one left unbeaten?
But still, despite all of that, I'm still in the hunt.
Just like you, I'm fighting for that precious playoff spot.
I've turned chicken shit into chicken salad.
And this Sunday, Moxley.
I'm turning your ass to grass, because I'm the lawn mower.
I'll see you at War Games, chicken shit.
Jim Ross
An intense showdown between these two competitors.
They will collide in Week 9,
in a match with serious playoff implications.
With just 5 weeks left until FantasyMania, anything can happen.
We're gearing up as we head into the fast lane,
stay tuned over the commercial break.
We'll be right back!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
*John Seana's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Welcome back to our broadcast,
and we return with the WCC Champion, John Seana.
Who last night, successfully defended the WCC Championship
to improve to a staggering 8-0.
He set a new all time record for best start in League History.
There is no question, he has set the standard this season.
He has been dominant, and the path to League Championship,
will likely run through John Seana.
*Crowd Boos*
King
He may be dominant this season,
but I don't think these fans like him very much, JR.
Jim Ross
It is lonely on top, King.
You can hate him as much as you want,
but you have to respect the work of John Seana this season.
John Seana
Last night at Halloween Havoc,
I went to hell and back with SC Lesnar.
With everything that was on the line,
I knew Sandy Orton would bring her very best.
And that's exactly what she did, when she unleashed The Beast.
John Seana
And I know better than anybody, what's at stake.
The undefeated record, the streak,
the best start in league history, whatever you want to call it.
And I don't know if I'm going to run the table.
I don't know if I'll finish the season 13-0.
I don't know if I'll win it all.
I could have an off week, I could underperform.
Be a little slow, be a little late.
Lose focus for one day and lose it all.
But that day.... is not today, because..
THE CHAMP IS HERE!
*Crowd Boos*
John Seana
Which leads me to this Sunday...
I know whoever is next, is going to bring their A game.
Whoever is next, wants to be the one to snap the streak,
to be the 1 in 8-1.
So this Sunday at War Games...
We're really glad that you're our friend,
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.
Jim Ross
Oh no...
Jim Ross
It looks as if we're about to hear from Minh Wyatt
and that damn Firefly Funhouse.
Minh Wyatt sings the tune to John Seana's theme music.
Minh Wyatt
What do you think?
Do you like what I've one with the place?
Beautiful, isn't it?
After all John, I wanted to celebrate you and your 8th straight victory.
That is certainly one tough feat, if I do say so myself.
And now, you've set an all-time record!
Beating my very own record of 7-0.
Yowie wowie!
Minh Wyatt
But you know John..
Speaking from experience, I know what it's like to be the #1 seed.
I know what it's like to have the best regular season,
enter the playoffs and fail in spectacular fashion.
The only question left is,
how will the rest of the season go for you?
Will you hurt? Or will you heal?
Minh Wyatt
You see John, I'm worried about you.
I'm worried that all this success will go to your head.
I'm worried that this amount of pressure will crush you.
And you may never recover...
Minh Wyatt
But I've got a little secret...
and maybe, I can help you take that pressure off.
You won't have to worry about winning it all,
you won't have to worry about the streak...
you could be my friend... just like The Hiz.
and all you've got to do is...
Let me in.
The Hiz
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect!
I don't know if I want to be a rapper or a marine.
I don't know if I'm a football guru or a fraud.
I've been in this league for 10 years,
and I have as much League Championships as The Hiz!
I'm not a Champion, I'm a joke!
You strip it all away, the dog tags, the baseball cap,
the oversized colorful t-shirts and wristbands...
At the end of the day, you and I, we're exactly the same.
And the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be.
I've embraced my role, so should you...
let him in!
Minh Wyatt laughs hysterically.
Minh Wyatt
BYE JOHN!!!
I'LL SEE YOU SOON!!!
We're really glad that you're our friend,
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.
Jim Ross
Watch out! A cheap shot by The Hiz!
King
Where did he come from?
Jim Ross
Obviously Minh Wyatt is playing games,
and now the Champion is down.
Somebody get some help, damnit!
The Hiz
John Seana, just like this crowd in Philadelphia
we're sick and tired of you coming week in and week out
with the WCC Championship.
And it's about time your streak came to an end.
This Sunday, you and me, I Quit match!
*Crowd Cheers*
The Hiz
And if I don't make you quit,
at the very least, I'll feed you to The Fiend!
Jim Ross
My God, he's possessed..
we've seen it with Deez Bryan, we've seen it with Joe Biden.
My God, Minh Wyatt now has The Hiz.
What is going to happen this Sunday at War Games?
Only on Pay Per View, you won't want to miss this!
Thank you for joining us and goodnight!
