John Seana
You better start talking.
How did you get here?
And why did you give up the Time Stone?
Noah
I got here the same way you did.
Through Time.
Noah unveils that he's in possession of the Time Stone.
John Seana
How do you still have it?
I saw you give it to Donald Trump last season.
Noah
Time is more than a linear path, John.
It's a prism of endless possibility.
I have the Time Stone because I haven't given it to Donald Trump.
Not yet.
John Seana
What do you mean?
Noah
It'll take some time for you to understand.
But before I arrived in 1999, I obtained the Time Stone in 2020
for a brief moment on the battlefield.
Once in my possession, I used it to travel back in time.
To this very moment.
John Seana
Back in time for what?
Noah
I came back to speak to you.
You are the key.
You can end the war.
And I've come to convince you of the role you must play.
John Seana, you must fix the course of my actions.
You must help me undo Donald Trump's Deportations.
John Seana
I don't understand.
Noah
It'll make sense in time.
But I must quickly explain what you must do.
I need to return to 2020 and give Donald Trump the Time Stone.
John Seana
Wait. What?!
Why would you give up the Time Stone
Why would you give up the Time Stone
after what you know will happen?
If you give him that Stone, he is going to win.
Noah
Yes, I know.
John Seana
Then why would you do it?
Noah
Because that is how he will lose.
Everything that has ever happened and will happen, has always happened.
John Seana
Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Noah
John, it's all part of the plan.
Donald Trump's Deportation is part of the Sacred Timeline.
He has always deported half the country and
will always deport half the country.
He's done it over and over again, and so have you.
You've been sent back in time over and over.
In fact, you and I, have even had this very same conversation.
Over and over again.
It has always happened and always will.
John Seana
That's bullshit.
I'm done listening to you.
Show me how to get back to 2020.
Noah
Unfortunately John, there is no going back to 2020.
At least not right now.
You need to stay in the 90s so that you can collect
as many Fantasy Stones as you can.
And once you've collected enough, I will take you back to your time.
Then, we can defeat Donald Trump once and for all.
John Seana
And how the hell are you supposed to get me back to 2020?
In case you forgot, you're about to give Donald Trump
the only thing that brought you here in the first place.
Noah unveils a second Time Stone.
Noah
Because I have another Time Stone.
John Seana
How did you get that?
Noah
The same way that you're going to get the other Stones.
Donald Trump has all 6 Fantasy Stones in 2021.
But in 1999, the Stones are scattered all over.
I've obtained a second Time Stone in 1999.
You will have to do the same for the remaining Stones.
And together, we will use the Stones to weave the pain
of the past and present towards salvation.
We can save everyone.
John Seana
....
Who the hell are you?
Noah
I am Noah.
Come to rectify my past as I shepherd the survivors
of yesterday into the future of tomorrow.
And you John, will be my Ark.
You must find and protect those Fantasy Stones with your life.
I've come a long way to undo my sins and carry this forward.
But you have a role to play, John.
You can take us to the endgame.
See you soon.
The Mysterious Old Man activates the Time Stone
and travels back to 2020.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
ENDGAME
ENDGAME
Episode Five - In Your House
*Nick Foley's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Welcome on in to WCCF Preview!
As we start things off with the Commissioner of the WCCF, Nick Foley.
King
Check out who Nick Foley is walking out with.
What, does he have a SWAT team with him?
Jim Ross
It looks to me like Philadelphia's finest.
He's got a brigade of police officers with him.
Nick Foley
As you can see, I've got an important announcement to make.
But before I address why these fine officers are out here with me tonight,
I'd like to take this opportunity to talk about some housekeeping
issues as we head into Week 5 of the West Coast Cousins.
First and foremost, I would like to congratulate the new WCCF Champion,
Santa Clara Lesnar.
SC Lesnar, you've earned your place in this league
and I expect another great performance from you this Sunday
at In Your House when you face another former League Champion,
in the Rock Breaking Kid, Rock Michaels!
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
That's one heck of a Championship match, King.
Nick Foley
Now for the main reason that I'm out here,
and why I've brought the Philadelphia Police Department with me.
I don't say this with any pleasure,
because I'm sure many of you will be unhappy with my decision,
but I am asking Stone Cold Steve Pupstin to come out to this ring.
King
Whoa!
Jim Ross
Could this have something to do with Pupstin's actions last night?
*Stone Cold Steve Pupstin's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
And there is the Texas Rattlesnake.
Pupstin has been in a foul mood all season long,
but he may be at his boiling point as his eyes pierce
the Commissioner of the WCCF, Nick Foley.
King
He better get those cops in the ring!
This could get ugly.
Nick Foley
Stone Cold, when I took this job,
I swore an oath to uphold the position to the best of my ability.
I took an oath that I would be an impartial WCCF Commissioner,
and Pupstin, I take my job very seriously.
Nick Foley
Now Steve, what you did last night at Fully Loaded,
I cannot condone and I cannot stand by idly
as you attack WCCF Officials and wreck havoc in my ring.
It is the duty of the Commissioner to protect his staff,
and quite frankly Pupstin, you crossed the line.
Steve Pupstin
Well Nick, if you give me a chance to defend myself,
you would know that Earl Hebner screwed up.
Earl decided to disqualify me for an accidental push.
I've seen far worse happen in this ring with no repercussions.
And the fact of the matter is, when you look at the standings,
Stone Cold is among the top half of the league when
it comes to points produced.
But here I am sitting down there at 1-3 in 10th place.
So yeah, you're damn right, I'm pissed off.
Be that as it may, Pupstin.
You have been in fights with nearly half the locker room.
Having an unfortunate turn of events it not an excuse
to attack WCCF Officials.
Steve Pupstin
Pupstin ain't got nothing against Earl Hebner.
He just happened to screw up and be in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
And that's about as close to an apology as you're gonna get.
So it seems as if you brought these measly mouth sons of bitches
out to this ring because you've got an announcement to make.
So why don't you just spit it out?
King
He just called Philadelphia's Finest measly mouths!
Jim Ross
The tension is rising in the First Union Center!
Nick Foley
You know, Pupstin.
You've been given chance after chance.
I have stood by patiently waiting for you to get your act together.
And I can't help but thinking, if it was any other Fantasy Manager
wrecking havoc the way you have these past few weeks.
They would've been gone in a heartbeat.
I've got to put my foot down, Steve.
So with that said, effective immediately Stone Cold,
you are suspended indefinitely!
*Crowd Boos*
King
Whoa!
Steve Pupstin
Let me get this straight so I know that I'm hearing you correctly.
You're suspending Stone Cold?
Is this a Commissioner Foley decision?
Or is this a Mr. McMahon decision?
Nick Foley
It is a joint decision.
I sat with the McMahon brain trust and we voted
unanimously to suspend you until further notice.
We will re-evaluate in a couple of weeks to determine
when you will be eligible to play again this season.
Steve Pupstin
You're going to re-evaluate my situation?
Nick, if you suspend me right now at 1-3,
you're effectively ending my chances of going to FantasyMania.
You're essentially ending my hopes of becoming WCCF League Champion.
Are you not?
Nick Foley
It certainly won't be easy for you.
But like I said, we will re-evaluate your situation.
If you wanted your FantasyMania opportunity,
you should've thought about that before you assaulted our entire officiating staff.
Steve Pupstin
So you say that you take this job very seriously.
You tell all these people that you're impartial
and you take no pleasure in making this decision.
Well that begs the question, Nick.
Some could argue that I am the reason you are no longer in this league.
Some could say, I ran you out of the league with a mean Facebook message.
So I'll ask you once again,
is this a Nick Foley decision as the WCCF Commissioner?
Or is this a personal decision by Nick Foley?
Nick Foley
I assure you Steve,
this has nothing to do with a personal vendetta that I may have against you.
This is purely a business decision.
You left me no other alternative than to suspend you.
Steve Pupstin
Well, I'm going to ask you one time.
Stone Cold to Nick Foley, to reconsider your decision.
*Crowd Cheers*
Nick Foley
When I said you left me with no alternative,
that was my answer.
The answer is... no.
*Crowd Boos*
Steve Pupstin
And when you said no,
you left Stone Cold Steve Pupstin with no other alternative...
Pupstin hits Nick Foley with a Stunner!
King
OHHHH!!
Jim Ross
Stone Cold striking the Commissioner of the WCCF!
King
Well, he's got nothing to lose!
He's already suspended, he's outta here!
He's already suspended, he's outta here!
King
This might be the best decision that Nick Foley has ever made!
He's an idiot for telling Pupstin to his face,
but it's a great decision nonetheless!
Pupstin's shot at FantasyMania just went out the door!
Jim Ross
Pupstin is livid as he's escorted out of the building.
Have we seen the last of Stone Cold Steve Pupstin this season?
Where will the Rattlesnake go from here?
Don't go anywhere folks, we've still got a lot more Preview to come!
*Commercial*
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Donald Trump
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*Commercial*
*Vic Angle's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
As we welcome you back to WCCF Preview,
the Number 1 Ranked WCCF Superstar in the League,
Victor Angle making his way out to the ring.
And what a performance Victor Angle had at Fully Loaded.
About as an impressive of an in ring performance as you're gonna get.
King
There's a reason he's an Olympic Gold Medalist, JR.
He's one of my early season favorites to win it all.
Victor Angle
Wow, what a night it has been already.
After embarrassing Stone Cold Steve Pupstin in the ring last night,
not only did I jump into 1st place in the standings...
But I have pretty much ended Stone Cold's season now that he's suspended!
*Crowd Boos*
Victor Angle
Oh, it's true! It's damn true!
You will never see Pupstin in a WCCF ring again,
now that Victor Angle put on a performance for the ages.
And I'm told, that I broke an All-Time record here in the West Coast Cousins.
When I scored a whopping 188.12 points on Sunday!
*Crowd Boos*
Victor Angle
Now, I'm not one to toot my own horn.
But I must say, the reason for my success this season
is because of my ability to find quality players in this year's draft.
Oh, it's true.
Just look at my team, there isn't single weakness at any position.
Victor Angle
I would like to think that I have an eye for talent.
Which is why I would like to bolster my team some more.
I would like to make a midseason transaction to acquire
a very talented free agent to my roster.
Victor Angle
That's right.
At this time, I would like to welcome a very special guest,
and invite Jalen H to the ring!
*Jalen H's Music Hits*
Jalen H makes his way out to the ring
as the Philly crowd cheers him on.
Victor Angle
Jalen H, thank you for joining me here tonight.
I just want to say, I've been watching you for a long time.
And I admire your work.
Really, I do.
Jalen, you've got the "it" factor.
You're locked in and always in the zone.
I appreciate that type of dedication.
Victor Angle
You're a very good quarterback, Jalen.
And under the right tutelage, you may even be great.
You play the position the right way.
Especially for one of them.
Jalen H
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tell me, you didn't just say that?
Victor Angle
What? What did I say?
Jalen H
You said, "one of them."
What do you mean, one of them?
Victor Angle
Oh, come on.
I didn't mean anything by it.
I just mean, for an athletic quarterback who primarily runs,
you play the position the right way. It's a compliment, Jalen.
Lighten up.
Victor Angle
Jalen, I think you're a very good player.
Which is why I am extending an offer for you to join my Fantasy Team.
You can be the backup to the best Quarterback in the NFC East, Dak Prescott!
*Crowd Boos*
Jalen H
Okay, now I know you're doing this on purpose.
You want to offer me a spot on the bench behind Dak?
Victor Angle
Yeah, why not?
Just in case Dak gets hurt. He's coming off a broken ankle.
Just in case Dak gets hurt. He's coming off a broken ankle.
You can never be too sure.
I don't see the problem, Jalen.
Dak is one of your guys.
Jalen H
Vic, now we've got a problem.
If you want to make this an race issue, then-
Victor Angle
A race issue? Whoa, whoa.
Who said anything about race?
I'm just talking about athletic, mobile QBs.
I can appreciate-
*Alex's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Oh my God!
He's here, Alex is here on Preview!
Will we finally hear from The Icon?
King
What's he doing here, JR?
He doesn't belong here!
Jalen H needs to sign a restraining order against this psycho!
Crowd
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Jim Ross
This crowd in Philadelphia showing their appreciation for The Icon.
King
Alex is trespassing on WCCF property!
Where are those police officers from earlier?
Alex
You know, Vic.
You may be having a heck of a season, so far.
But I don't appreciate your back handed compliments.
I've been watching Jalen a long time.
And he deserves much more than a spot
on the bench on any Fantasy Team.
Alex
The way I see it, Jalen H has outperformed Dak through 4 weeks.
So if anybody should back up anybody,
it's Dak who should be backing up Jalen H.
*Crowd Cheers*
Alex
So Jalen, instead of considering Victor Angle's offer.
You should consider mine.
A full time starting position on my Fantasy Team!
*Crowd Cheers*
Victor Angle
Whoa, hold on. Wait just a minute.
Alex, who the hell do you think you are?
This was my idea!
I offered Jalen a deal first.
I have the higher waiver priority.
And why would Jalen want to join you anyway?
You have never won a game in the West Coast Cousins!
Jalen would much rather accept my offer.
I'm offering a lucrative 1 year contract for $300K.
That's a mighty good deal, Jalen.
And it pretty much guarantees my team a League Championship.
Alex
$300K? Are you kidding me?
Is this what you think of Jalen?
I'm offering $400K!
Victor Angle
$400K?
Screw it, let's do $500K!
Alex
$600K!
Jalen H
Hold on, guys.
Y'all not about to auction me off like some slave.
It don't work like that.
Victor Angle
$650K!
Alex
$750K!
Jalen H
Come on, guys.
Victor Angle
$800,000!
Jalen H
$800,000?
Now that's a lot of money.
Alex
What do you think... Jalen?
Should we fuck him?
Jalen H
...Fuck him!
Alex
1 MILLION DOLLARS!
Victor Angle is visibly pissed by the bid.
Jalen H
Oh my God... sold to the highest bidder!
Jalen H hits the Spin-a-Roonie as the crowd goes nuts.
Victor Angle
Forget it, then!
You ain't worth it for over a million dollars.
You can forget about joining my team, Jalen.
Dak Prescott and I will just have to kick your ass
on Sunday at In Your House!
Alex! You overbid for this overrated bum!
And I'm going to show you why Dak is the best QB in the league!
Alex
Go ahead and bring it, Vic.
I'll see you Sunday, hot shot.
IT'S SHOWTIIIIIIME FOLKS!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
*Rockson Reign's Music Hits*
Michael Cole
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to Wednesday Night Preview,
as we are greeted by the Tribal Chief, Rockson Reigns!
Corey Graves
The Rockson Empire is here, Michael.
After defeating The Baugh last night,
all doubts have been erased, we have the definitive answer.
Rockson Reigns is the only Fantasy Manager
that matters in the West Coast Cousins!
Michael Cole
Oh, please.
The Baugh didn't even show up last night.
Corey Graves
Hey, half the battle is showing up, Michael.
That's not Rockson's fault.
Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
And I serve as Special Counsel for the Tribal Chief, Rockson Reigns!
*Crowd Boos*
Paul Heyman
Last night at Fully Loaded,
The Tribal Chief issued a challenge to The Baugh.
We issued a challenge and like the coward
that he is, The Baugh did not respond.
And mind you, some could say that The Baugh
was not given enough advance notice.
Well to that, I say, we also welcomed The Baugh
to appear tonight on Wednesday Night Preview.
But I have been informed that The Baugh isn't here tonight.
The Baugh refuses to come face to face with Rockson Reigns.
Therefore, I regret to inform you all...
that The Baugh has effectively retired from the West Coast Cousins.
*Crowd Boos*
Paul Heyman
And with the end of The Baugh's time in the WCC,
your Tribal Chief has asked me to eulogize the career of The Baugh.
And we shall do so... with a 10-Bell Salute.
Oh, and Mr. Timekeeper. We won't need your help.
Like most things around here, we'll do it ourselves.
Paul Heyman
DING!
Paul Heyman
....DING!
....DING!
Paul Heyman
....DING!
....DING!
....DING!
*Crowd Boos*
Paul Heyman
....DING!
....DING!
....DING!
......
......
Ding.
Crowd
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
Rockson Reigns
Is that right? I suck?
I extend an open challenge to last year's League Champion,
but he refuses to show up.
But I suck?
I'm the Universal Champion.
The Baugh isn't here. John Seana isn't here.
There's nobody else that matters.
Rockson Reigns
CM PUP isn't here.
But truth be told, even if CM PUP was still around, I'd squash him too.
I mean Paul, you know from firsthand experience,
CM PUP wasn't anything special.
Just another overrated hype job
like all those other clowns in the back!
*Crowd Boos*
Crowd
CM PUP! CM PUP!
CM PUP!
Rockson Reigns
There's nobody left. Honestly.
When it comes to the West Coast Cousins,
it's just me and The Bloodline.
Me. Kamara and CMC.
Seriously? Who else is out there?
Who is there left for me face?
Rockson Reigns
I'm asking honestly, Paul.
Who else is left? There is no competition.
Who's next?
*SC Lesnar's Music Hits*
Michael Cole
Oh my God....
THE BEAST... SANTA CLARA LESNAR!
Michael Cole
SC Lesnar who is 3-1 on the season,
has been on a tear through 4 weeks.
Rockson Reigns may have just woken up a sleeping beast.
SC Lesnar goes face to face with Rockson Reigns.
Rockson Reigns takes a step back as Kamara and CMC step in.
Paul Heyman
Santa Clara, please.
If I may, I have a question for you.
Of all the Fantasy Managers to face... and of all the times,
why now? Why Rockson?
SC Lesnar
You got a question for me?
That's funny, because I have a question for you, Paul.
SC Lesnar
The last time I saw you,
you were gasping for air as Donald Trump choked the life out of you!
So how are you still here?
How are you still alive?
Paul Heyman
SC, I can explain.
Listen, I can explain!
SC Lesnar
We mourned you!
I saw you die and now here you are with Rockson.
SC Lesnar
You better explain fast, or I'll choke you out again myself.
Paul Heyman
Wait, wait!
SC Lesnar picks Heyman up for the F-5!
But Rockson Reign intervenes with a Superman Punch!
CMC and Kamara follow up with superkicks,
but SC Lesnar overpowers them as Rockson retreats.
*Crowd Boos*
Michael Cole
SC Lesnar just sent shock waves through the Wells Fargo Center!
And Rockson Reigns wants no part of the Beast Incarnate!
Michael Cole
The Tribal Chief running for his life!
Is his Universal Championship reign in jeopardy?
Find out this weekend for Week 5 in the West Coast Cousins!
