Earth-42
Jocko Maxwell
Next at bat for the Kansas City Monarchs,
number 42, Vincent Robinson!
Narrator
In Earth-42, Vincent Robinson is being heavily scouted by Major League Baseball.
He figures to be one of the top picks in the upcoming Fantasy Baseball draft.
Jocko Maxwell
0-2 pitch, down the seam...
AND IT'S OUT OF HERE!
VINCENT ROBINSON WITH THE 1 RUN HOMERUN!
Narrator
As Vincent Robinson rounds the bases, the scouts are impressed.
Bijan Robinson scores multiple times for 26.30.
Along with De'Von Achane's 16.50,
the Kansas City Monarchs defeat the Santa Cruz Flames, 98.44 - 89.32.
And led by Vincent Robinson, the Kansas City Monarchs are now in first place.
Scout
A hell of a baseball player. No doubt.
He will do quite well in the majors, that's for sure.
It's obvious he can draw a crowd too.
But I have an interesting idea that's a bit outside the box.
Courtland Sutton
Outside the box? We're open to all kinds of ideas.
What do you have in mind?
Scout
Scout
Like I said, Major League Baseball, Vincent Robinson can play in that league.
But I don't know if anybody has told you...
the NFL is a bigger league than MLB.
More visibility, more mainstream attention, more advertising,
I venture that Vincent Robinson can make a lot more money in the NFL than the MLB.
You see, I'm with the Oakland Raiders.
And while these scouts out here are trying to recruit Robinson for the MLB,
I wanted to gauge his interest in the NFL.
Courtland Sutton
Football..? I don't know about that, mister.
Scout
Give it some thought, talk to Vincent.
Our owner, Alex Davis, well he just hired a new coach.
Goes by the name John Madden.
And Al, he loves speed.
The way Vincent Robinson runs those bases, he could play in the NFL, I'm telling you.
At least come out and meet Alex Davis and we'll go from there.
WEST COAST KANG:
THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR
Episode Twelve - Backlash
Vincent Robinson
So Courtland said the Brooklyn Dodgers want to offer me a contract to play in the Majors.
Crazy, right?
I even got an offer from the NFL.
The Oakland Raiders.
Justinmonger
That boy good, ain't he?
Justinmonger
Sure is.
Justinmonger
It's one thing to hear him on the radio...
it's another to watch him play in person.
Vincent Robinson
I'm sorry... do I know you gentlemen?
Justinmonger
Nope, but we know you.
Vincent Robinson, the one and only.
Folk around my part of town say you're about to revolutionize baseball.
Some even say you might venture out into football. That true?
Vincent Robinson
I don't know yet. I haven't decided.
Justinmonger
Well, I know one thing. The boy got talent, that's for sure.
The 1st place Monarchs are on the verge of clinching a playoff spot.
But uh, I seen all them scouts talking to you.
I'm sure you got a lot of offers on the table.
Vincent Robinson
Yeah, so far.
Justinmonger
I think we got an even better offer for you.
Vincent Robinson
What kind of offer?
Justinmonger
Tell 'em, Justin.
Justinmonger
Al Davis and them, they want to sell tickets.
Put on a circus and get all them rich white folk to pay good money to watch you play.
But good ole Al, he's just using you.
Alex Davis ain't got your best interests in mind.
As soon as he can't make a dollar off you, he'll just toss you to the side.
Vincent Robinson
And what can you offer me instead?
Justinmonger
Justinmonger
We can offer you a spot in paradise.
A world where you and your wife can live out your days in peace.
You can play all the baseball you want in the Final Universe.
Vincent Robinson
What's the Final Universe?
Justinmonger
A place we like to call Outer Heaven.
A utopia for all variants across the multiverse.
And if you really want to test your skills,
you can play against some of the best baseball players the entire multiverse has to offer.
Or... you can stay here in your small pond with all these racists white folks treating you like shit.
It's up to you, Vincent.
But if you want more out of life, the Conqueror can give you everything.
Think about it.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-KANG
Michael Cole
We are live in Houston, Texas for Week 12 of the West Coast Kang!
With each passing week, the playoff picture is becoming more clear.
A big win for Justin Styles, the Phenomenal One has now won five straight
and he is on the verge to clinch a playoff spot for the first time since 2017 here in the WCC.
Meanwhile, The Baugh and John Seana both snap a 2 game losing streak
as they look to stay in the Top 6.
Pat McAfee
But fellas, I think the big news out of Week 11 was the battle of the titans!
The West Coast Cousins' top two Fantasy Managers in 2025,
Vincent Rhodes and Rockson Reigns.
Michael Cole
What a main event it was and hopefully not the last time
we see these two in action this season.
They put on a show, but Vincent Rhodes pulled out the win over the Tribal Chief.
Pat McAfee
But let's not forget that Rockson Reigns was missing his star back, Jonathan Taylor.
Something tells me, if these two meet again, it'll be a different story if Jonathan Taylor is in the mix.
Regardless, a big win for the American Nightmare.
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
There's a lot of talk about Vincent Rhodes and Rockson Reigns,
but it seems we often forget to mention Chris F'in Law who has been trailing these two all season long.
Despite not having the as strong of a resume when it comes to regular season points,
CFL has a very strong record of 8-3 and
has supplanted Rockson Reigns in the standings, at least for now.
And after a performance like that over Tai Rollins, he's one to watch as we near FantasyMania XVII.
Michael Cole
Speaking of CFL, we now go live to Renee Young who is standing by the young Fantasy Manager.
Renee Young
Joining me at this time... CFL!
*Crowd Boos*
*Crowd Boos*
Renee Young
Chris, through 11 weeks you are currently in 2nd place with a record of 8-3.
While some have given you credit for how well you've played this season
rebounding from a last place finish in 2024 with a record of 1-13.
Others still aren't giving your due credit.
What do you have to say to your critics and is there any advice
you've taken from other veterans in this League?
CFL
Advice?
CFL
Let me tell you something, Renee.
You're damn right that I haven't been given my due credit.
I've been sitting atop the standings all season long,
but all everyone wants to talk about is how great Rockson Reigns or Vincent Rhodes is.
And as far as advice goes, I don't really take advice.
These so called "Legends" in the West Coast Cousins,
they're jealous of my success this season.
After an abysmal season last year, everyone and their mother was ready to count me out.
But little did they know, when the offseason came, I was determined to come back stronger.
The only advice I take is my own.
Because these jealous sons of bitches in the back,
they're not looking out for my best interest.
They're snakes trying to stab me in the back, Renee.
CFL
But if you want advice, I'd be happy to supply it.
For any football player that's still out there,
if you want to win the Kang Games and be apart of the Final Universe,
it's simple. Join Return of the Mac and be apart of history.
I am the greatest prospect the West Coast Cousins has ever seen
and I snuck under everybody's noses.
I am still under the radar and I'm only getting better.
The whole Kang Universe, they're so desperate to crown Rockson Reigns.
Well, who's the one who beat the Tribal Chief in Week 1? Huh?
CFL
Just like they underestimated me back in Week 1, they're still underestimating me now!
Renee Young
If I may Chris, with all due respect,
it was Josh Allen who stepped in the ring with Rockson Reigns.
I think many fans are wondering, will this time be different?
Will CFL enter the squared circle with the Tribal Chief?
Will CFL enter the squared circle with the Tribal Chief?
CFL
First of all, that sounds like a bait question, Renee.
Whether Josh Allen gets in the ring or I do it myself,
it doesn't really matter, Renee.
Because I will get the job done and I will expose Rockson Reigns for the fraud that he is.
And anyone else who wants it, I'm planting my flag down.
CFL
This is my League now.
There can only be on top dog, one main attraction, and you're looking at him.
The Future of Professional Fantasy Managing.
DB1, FantasyManager1.
I am the one.
And I'm going to prove it to the entire world this Sunday at Backlash,
when I humiliate Rockson Reigns for the second time this season.
And you know why...?
BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU....
BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU....
AND YOU KNOW IT!
*Commercial*
The White Rabbit
Hi, Kim.
The White Rabbit
It's time to wake up.
The White Rabbit
Join us.
651D 11H 42M 27S
*Commercial*
Narrator
Following a narrow Week 11 loss to the Joycement Day,
CM PUP holds a post match press conference alongside Tony Kang
to address his future in the West Coast Cousins.
Jimmy Olsen
Hi PUP, Jimmy Olsen for Fantasy Inc.
Obviously a tough loss in Week 11 losing 91-26 - 89.76.
You've had a number of really close games this year, most of those were losses
and some of those you happened to win, how frustrating is it now that you're in 9th place
and a longshot to make the playoffs this year?
CM PUP
How frustrating is it? It's very frustrating, Jimmy.
Let me ask you something, Jimmy.
Do you fancy yourself a journalist?
Jimmy Olsen
I try my best.
CM PUP
Well, if you fancy yourself a journalist, even if it's for the silly world of Fantasy Sports,
then it's important for you to do your research.
To say I've had a bad season would be a disservice to journalistic integrity.
There are a lot of journalists out there who report things,
mostly that are bullshit and slanderous lies.
The truth is, my lack of success this season isn't due to a lack of talent
when it comes to managing my team.
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CM PUP
Have I made mistakes this season? Absolutely.
Dropping Rico Dowdle, dropping Dak Prescott.
But all anyone wants to say is that I autodrafted my team.
I've done more with my autodrafted team than most of these
other managers have done with their hand picked teams.
When you just look at the numbers, I'm 5th in total season points.
Right in the middle of the pack, I should be competing for a playoff spot right now,
but due to blind dumb luck, I'm faced with 50/50 matchups all season long
and weak Fantasy Managers who happen to score their season high against me.
So yeah, I'm fucking frustrated.
Jimmy Olsen
Well, I'd imagine it only gets worse heading into Week 12.
Your #1 pick, Ja'Marr Chase will be suspended due to spitting on another player
and Drake London appears as if he will miss the next few weeks,
Rhamondre Stevenson will return, but it seems like TreVeyon Henderson might be the lead back now.
CM PUP
It only gets worse, no shit.
What's your question?
Jimmy Olsen
How do you keep your team motivated to try and win in Week 12?
CM PUP
Well, Jimmy. It's pretty fucking simple.
I don't like to lose and anyone who wants to be on my team,
they shouldn't like to lose either.
I will not tolerate players that think it's about them.
We cannot make decisions that will cost the team.
I talked to Ja'Marr and that was the decision he made that will cost the team.
He deserves the suspension and he will serve the suspension.
I would rather play with 9 slots than a full 10 slots
when I know that person is not sold out to be apart of this team.
I want winners. I want people that want to win.
So as far as this season goes, we're going to ride until the wheels fall off.
Jimmy Olsen
Speaking of Week 12, your opponent this Sunday is The Final Boss, The Baugh.
Many have criticized The Baugh for abusing his power as
a member of the Board of Directors for the West Coast Cousins,
having attacked Vincent Rhodes and turning John Seana to form some sort of alliance.
You're facing The Baugh in Week 12, followed by John Seana in Week 13.
What are your thoughts about your upcoming opponents
and are you worried about some sort of outside interference?
CM PUP
I'll tell you what I think about Sidney and John Seana.
Apparently, the newly weds of the West Coast Cousins.
Listen up, you bald frauds.
The Baugh thinks that he's immune to criticism just because he's on the Board of Directors?
Well you don't know who you're dealing with!
You are dealing with the Best in the League!
I would love to say all of this to your face,
but you have not graced us with your presence to do your bullshit!
To hit your arm and pretend that you care about this
Fantasy League that gives you goosebumps.
I've never been so desperate to sell my soul.
And that brings me to you, John Seana.
You can't see me? Now we can all see through you!
Hustle, Loyalty and Respect for 14 years and now everybody see's what I've known all along.
You suck at Fantasy Football and you've been selling all these people bullshit!
Ironically, Mr. Don't Give Up, you gave up on yourself.
You gave up on all of these people!
All season long, I've had to watched mediocre, untalented Fantasy Managers like John Seana
and The Baugh play ahead of me in the standings, what a sick joke!
CM PUP
I'm far more talented than all of these other Managers,
but because of blind dumb luck, I'm forced to sit here at the bottom of the standings.
It really pisses me off!
And then you have dumb fucks like CFL
stating in public interviews that he doesn't really take advice.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Kang wants me to work with pricks constantly.
Kang wants me to work with pricks constantly.
It starts to grind my gears, I'm not gonna lie.
And the fact that I have to sit up here, because we have irresponsible people
who call themselves EVPs and couldn't manage a Target.
And they spread lies and bullshit and put into media that I got somebody kicked out of the League,
when I have fuck all to do with it.
Want nothing to do with it and the fact that I have to get up here and
do this in 2025 is fucking embarrassing.
Fantasy Managers have come and gone in this league and just because they got their feelings hurt
or they're too sensitive, that's not my problem.
I said it at the start of the season, I'm not here to make friends,
I'm here to make money and win Championships.
CM PUP
What did I ever do, in this world,
to deserve an empty headed fucking dumb fuck like Kevin Owens
to go out on blogger and go into business for himself? Huh?
Tony Kang
I made it really clear in Forbes-
CM PUP
It's not his position to make it fucking clear.
There's people who call themselves League Commissioners that should have known better.
Tony Kang
Yeah, but I shouldn't have no commented.
It's my fault.
CM PUP
I appreciate that, but I'm trying to run a fucking Fantasy Team here.
And when somebody who hasn't done a damn thing in this Fantasy League
goes out and tries to run my name in the mud, this asshole never runs the routes I give him.
Jimmy Olsen
Alright... well, best of luck in your upcoming matches, PUP.
CM PUP
Yeah, go fuck yourself, Jimmy.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Michael Cole
Welcome back to Preview, ladies and gentlemen.
Still a lot to cover as we roll into Week 12...
*John Seana's Music Hits*
Pat McAfee
Wait a second, Cole!
Forget that noise, John Seana is here in Houston, Texas!
*Crowd Boos*
Council of Kangs
JOHN SEANA SUCKS..... JOHN SEANA SUCKS......
JOHN SEANA SUCKS!!!!
Michael Cole
John Seana, currently 6-5 on the season, holding onto that 6th place spot.
After turning his back on the WCC Universe a number of weeks ago,
John Seana has yet to address the general public about his actions.
He's gone dark on social media and refuses to do public appearances.
For the first time ever, will John Seana finally address his actions?
Mark Nash
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the GOAT of Westmoor Flag Football...
Mark Nash
JOHN SEAAAAANA!
*Crowd Boos*
John Seana
When somebody is properly grounded in life,
they shouldn't look outside of themselves for approval.
*Crowd Boos Loudly*
John Seana
For 14 years, you people have showered me with boos.
You said I sucked and sent me mixed messages throughout my entire career.
Do you think I'm supposed to suddenly care now?
John Seana
I don't give a damn what you people think.
And why should I?
You all paid a ticket to come see me.
I didn't buy a ticket to be here in Houston.
Hell, there's a million places I rather be than this shithole you call a city.
*Crowd Boos*
John Seana
You're awful.
You people have always been awful.
I gave it my all for this Fantasy League.
When the previous commissioner decided he didn't want to do it anymore,
whose the one that took over the reigns?
Who is the one who tried his best to keep this league competitive? Huh?
And when someone left the league, who is the one who tried to fill in the gaps?
Who tried to introduce new rules and keep this league fresh?
Who is the one who introduced fun storylines to keep you all entertained...
I did it all for you... and what did I get in return?
....nothing.
John Seana
No thank you, no appreciation. Nothing.
I'll take it a step further.
Since some of you are from Flag Football,
who was the one who organized all the games on Sunday?
Who recruited everyone and tried to keep the game going?
....
You people are ungrateful.
*Crowd Boos*
John Seana
I spend hours out of my week to write this stupid shit.
I put my time and effort into this to try and get every character involved
and part of some interesting story.
And you people don't even care.
All you people do is take.
I put my values and my heart into this storyline
and all you people can do is think about yourselves.
"What do we get?"
"Wednesday is here. What do we get?"
"I want my FantasyMania moment, what do we get?"
John Seana
You get NOTHING and you LIKE IT!
And just to prove my point...
maybe I should show you all how ungrateful you really are.
Maybe I should just abruptly end this storyline right now
and end the Multiverse Saga without a proper conclusion.
Huh? How about that? Would you like that?
I should end it all right now!
*Crowd Boos*
Council of Kang
FUCK YOU SEANA!
FUCK YOU SEANA!
FUCK YOU SEANA!
John Seana
How very classy of you... you're just proving my point!
No, I won't end the storyline like this.
But it's not because of any of you.
No, it's because I still need to finish my story.
John Seana
You all know my story by now.
In 2020, I was screwed.
And I'm not talking about being screwed in the storyline, I mean legitimately screwed.
I should have won in 2020, but because some dumb fuck ruining my moment,
my career has been plagued with the stigma of being a career loser.
I never got that monkey off my back when I deserved it.
It was my moment and my moment was taken away from me.
The 2020 League Championship was taken from me.
But since that time, I have made amends with The Baugh.
We had a long conversation and in the end,
The Baugh was nice enough to give me back my 2020 League Championship.
And now... I am the REAL 2020 League Champion!
*Crowd Boos*
Council of Kangs
YOU SOLD OUT!
YOU SOLD OUT!
YOU SOLD OUT!
John Seana
That brings me to Vincent Rhodes...
The people want to know, why attack Vincent Rhodes?
Personally, I don't have anything against the kid.
But from afar, I've watched him talk about finishing his story.
Finishing his story... like he's some kind of hero.
He wants to prove that he can be a main event caliber manager in this league...
Well I got news for ya, kid.
FUCK YOUR STORY!
I've been waiting to finish my story for 17 years.
Get in line. Because while I am the real 2020 League Champion,
it just feels as if I need to make it official.
I need to become the winner of the Kang Games!
*Crowd Boos*
Council of Kang
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
John Seana
Boo all you want, but I am long overdue for your respect.
I have put way too much effort into this to be not be rewarded.
People want to claim that I gave up...
No, on the contrary. I never gave up.
It was you people who gave up on me!
In 2020, I was screwed and NOT ONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES ASKED HOW I FEEL!
NO ONE.
You just moved onto the next big hype machine and left me to die.
You people never cared about me.
You just used me to get what you want.
And now, I'm going to do it without your support.
I'm going to win it all.
I don't need you people.
And the truth is, you never mattered all that much to me.
*Crowd Boos*
The crowd erupts as Sandy Orton appears behind John Seana.
John Seana
I'll do it on my own. I always have.
Signing off... the REAL 2020 League Champion...
Oh... shit!
Sandy Orton strikes with an RKO!
*Crowd Cheers*
Pat McAfee
Wow! Listen to this Houston crowd!
They're going nuts for the Viper, Sandy Orton!
The real 2020 League Champion is down, Cole.
Michael Cole
John Seana got what he deserved as far as I'm concerned.
He's been acting like a jerk, he gets his receipt!
Pat McAfee
Sandy Orton setting his sights on Seana as we head into Week 12!
John Seana vs. Sandy Orton in a very important matchup,
these two will be fighting for a playoff spot with heavy FantasyMania implications on the line!
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
Wait a minute, guys.
It's Rhea Joycely making her way out to the entrance ramp.
It looks like she approves of Orton's actions.
What's going to happen this Sunday at Backlash?
Michael Cole
A big week for sure.
Seana vs. Orton.
The Baugh vs. CM PUP.
AL-LEX Knight vs. Vincent Rhodes.
Rockson Reigns vs. CFL.
Our Premium Live Event will be streaming live this Sunday on Peacock.
You won't want to miss it, West Coast Kang presents Backlash!
Thank you for joining us and goodnight!
