FantasyMania 2015 Finals
The pyros explode and we are live in Oakland, California for the Final Round of FantasyMania 2015.
[JR]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
This is it. The Final Round of FantasyMania.
With everything on the line tonight, will CM PUP save the WCC Universe?
The Storylines are on the line.
Sandy Orton and the Authority look to end Wrestling Storylines once and for all.
And last season's Champion, CM PUP, is the only hope for the storylines to continue.
[JR]
What will happen tonight?
Will CM PUP prevail?
Or is this the last Wrestling Storyline in the West Coast Cousins?
We now go to Renee Young who is standing by with 2012 League Champion, Sandy Orton.
[Young]
Thank you, JR.
SCGD has been on a tear as of late.
Closing out the regular season on a 3 game winning streak and looking dominate while doing it.
She took her hot streak into the playoffs and now she's in the Main Event.
Sandy, you're one step away from being 2x World Champion.
How does it feel facing last season's Champion, CM PUP?
[SCGD]
You know, Renee.
When you look back at the Wrestling Storyline era,
you have to ask one question.
Who is the hero?
Who is the story centralized around?
Is it 3x League Champion, Single H?
The face of the league John Seana?
The one and only Super Saiyan, Deez Bryan?
Or youngest Champion in League history? Santa Clara Gold Diggers.
The answer is none of those.
The answer is CM PUP/Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
CM PUP has been heralded as the WCC's savior time and time again.
Billed as the greatest Fantasy Manager in the modern era.
Last season, when CM PUP won the title, the WCC Universe was saved.
The timelines were resolved.
The Authority had lost.
And everyone was happy.
Well, I got news for you.
If you thought this story has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
CM PUP is no savior.
CM PUP will fail.
The Storylines will come to an end.
This is the final FantasyMania ever.
And I, Sandy Orton, will be hailed as the Greatest Fantasy Manager of the Modern Era.
[Young]
So if this is the last interview you'll ever have in the WCC..
Do you have any last words for our viewers?
[SCGD]
It's over.
We cut to CM PUP who is holding a press conference.
[Interviewer]
CM PUP, with your mind focused on becoming a Quarterback during the start of the season and joining the UFC, do you think you are mentally prepared to defend the WCC?
How different do you feel heading into this year's main event as opposed to last years?
[CM PUP]
Well, I'm fully confident in my capabilities to win tonight.
Sure, I'm a little banged up, ODB is suspended.
But there are no excuses.
I do have my hand in other ventures, such as becoming a UFC Football Player.
But I just won $500 in my other Fantasy League.
I know I can win tonight and I plan on beating SCGD.
[Interviewer]
Do you feel the pressure of keeping these storylines alive?
Everyone in the back is relying on you to keep their jobs tonight.
How do you feel moments away from defending last season's Championship?
[CM PUP]
Regardless of what's on the line.
Storyline or no storyline.
I want to win.
I want to become the first back to back Champion since Single H.
I want to lift another Championship banner up.
This match is a legacy match more than anything.
I don't think about the jobs on the line.
I think about getting the pinfall.
1-2-3.
And that's what I'm going to do.
[Crowd]
CM PUP! CM PUP! CM PUP!
[Cole]
He's done it!
CM PUP has captured the most prestigious prize in all of Fantasy Sports!
The WCC League Championship!
[Cole]
Wire to wire, CM PUP has reached the mountain top.
Winning his first Championship trophy.
Defeating the best there is.
Defying authority.
CM PUP may be the most calculated Fantasy Manager of all time.
At his best, there may not be a better Fantasy Manager in the league.
Managed by Paul Heyman, CM PUP has defied all odds to be the first San Francisco Cousin to win the gold.
[CM PUP]
Please... we need you to hope again.
*Glass Breaks*
[JR]
Oh, this is a heated rivalry.
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin versus Vince McMahon.
Mr. McMahon hates his guts and will do whatever it takes to make sure Stone Cold Steve Pupstin doesn't become WCC Champion.
[King]
Stone Cold has no respect for authority!
[CM PUP]
Just admit it, Mr. COO.
You hate my guts.
You can't stand the sight of me.
[CM PUP]
And the thought of me becoming the only other back to back Champion makes you sick.
Well I got news for you Mr. Suit and Tie.
I will become back to back Champion.
And not only that, I'm going for your 3peat.
And then I'll beat that record as well.
If Sandy Orton is the best you can come up with..
Then I'm sorry, you may as put the title around my waist yourself.
Because there's no way I'm walking out of FantasyMania without that Championship title.
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin vs. Vane.
2014 League Championship on the line.
Stone Cold wins! Stone Cold wins!
[Heyman]
He's not a hero.
He's the Voice of the Voiceless.
A Second City Savior.
The Best in the League.
[Single H]
Let me present to you..
Seattle's finest.
The one and only, Apex Predator.
SANDY ORTON!
[JR]
She's got it all, King.
She's got the momentum heading into FantasyMania and her roster is stacked.
She's steam rawled her competition and I don't think anybody can beat her right now.
She looks like she is playing the best Fantasy Football of her life right now.
[King]
Well it's no wonder the Authority have hand picked her to be their Champion.
She has the title and I don't think she'll be losing it anytime soon.
[JR]
What does this mean for the WCC Universe?
Is Mr. McMahon really willing to destroy his creation.
Destroy the WCC because he can't stand to let Stone Cold Steve Pupstin be the face of the league.
[King]
Well you have to ask the same thing about Jed York and the San Francisco 49ers.
Is the owner of the 49ers really willing to destroy his team because he can't stand Jim Harbaugh?
[JR]
I think we already know the answer to that question, King.
But this is yet to be determined.
CM PUP is the last hope for the WCC Universe.
[King]
Look at this!
The Authority is having their Champion parade around the entire WCC Locker Room.
The rest of the WCC Superstars can do nothing but watch as the Authority dismantles the entire WCC.
[Cole]
SCGD has taken out every last one of the WCC's top stars.
There may be no one left to stop her.
[Cole]
She's rolling into FantasyMania as the hottest Superstar, King.
[Cole]
Oh no...
Oh no....
Just when you didn't think it could get any worse.
[King]
Code Green! Code Green!
SC Lesnar is taking John Seana to Suplex City!
[JR]
Absolute domination from start to finish by SC Lesnar.
[Heyman]
I'm sorry to say it..
Because I have managed you both.
And while you are one heck of a Fantasy Manager, CM PUP..
You are no match for SC Lesnar.
SC Lesnar is simply a different animal...
A different BEAST!
[Heyman]
She's taken your heroes.
Your favorite Superstars.
Your legends.
And completely conquered everyone in her path.
[Heyman]
When unleashed, there is not a being on earth.
An entity in this universe that can stop an immovable object like Santa Clara Lesnar!
*NWO Static*
[Cole]
Oh no..
Here comes the New World Order.
They started it all.
They had one goal in mind since the beginning of the season.
End everything.
[Hogan]
Let me tell you something, brother.
I made this League.
I made this League into a monster.
And when it all came to pass, the name Hulk Hogan.
The man Hulk Hogan, became bigger than the whole organization brother.
[Hogan]
Is that the best you've got?
This is your Champion?
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin couldn't lace my boots on his best day.
[Hogan]
This title belongs to me.
The world of Professional Fantasy Sports belongs to me.
The odds are simply not in your favor.
SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
WHEN THE NEW WORLD ORDER
RUN WILD ON YOU!
[Cole]
Stone Cold is getting arrested.
No ODB. No Stone Cold.
I'm afraid the odds are stacked against CM PUP.
Last season's Champion will have to overcome the Authority, Sandy Orton, SC Lesnar and the NWO.
The future of the WCC is in jeopardy.
Will this be the conclusion of the Wrestling Storyline Era?
We're about to find out.
FantasyMania Finals
WCC League Championship Match
CM PUP vs. SCGD
CM PUP's music hits and the fans are on their feet for last season's Champion.
[Roberts]
Introducing first.
Making his 3rd consecutive FantasyMania Finals appearance.
He is the 2014 League Champion!
With a FantasyMania record of 5 wins and 4 losses...
From San Francisco, California.
[Roberts]
CM PUP!
[JR]
As we prepare for the entrance of Sandy Orton,
it should be noted that this is the first time former League Champions have faced off in the main event of FantasyMania.
Champion versus Champion.
[Roberts]
And his opponent...
From Seattle, Washington.
She is the 2012 League Champion.
With a FantasyMania record of 4 wins and 2 losses..
[Roberts]
SANDY ORTON!
[Cole]
Look at the focus in the eyes of the Viper.
SCGD has never looked scarier.
I don't have a good feeling about this one.
This could be the end for all of us.
The competitors give each other one last stare down.
The bell rings and this Championship match is underway!
SCGD with the early lead.
CM PUP looking to counter back.
SCGD flips CM PUP onto a steel ladder!
The Viper methodically taking out the limbs of CM PUP.
CM PUP signaling for the GTS!
Can he do it?!
NO! SCGD kicks out!
And SCGD looks pissed. She's coiling up!
OH NO! IT'S SC LESNAR!
The WCC Universe is in shock!
Lesnar takes CM PUP to Suplex City!
PUP desperately trying to answer back.
Counters the F-5!
Maybe some life left in CM PUP.
CM PUP holding on for dear life.
The WCC Universe on the line.
PUP in trouble.
Wait a minute! It's Pupstin from out of nowhere!
Stunner to Lesnar!
The crowd is going nuts!
Pupstin is back!
It's Hogan and Pupstin!
Face to face!
Stunner to Hogan!
GTS to Lesnar!
Wait a minute! What the hell is this!
A chairshot to the skull of CM PUP by Stone Cold Steve Pupstin!
Pupstin just hit CM PUP!
[JR]
NO! OH HELL NO!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
STONE COLD IS SHAKING MR. McMAHON'S HAND!
THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
WHAT THE HELL!
RKO onto CM PUP!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW 2015 League Champion: Santa Clara Gold Diggers
The WCC Universe is left speechless.
Sandy Orton is the 2015 League Champion!
[JR]
Oh my God...
[Cole]
What does this mean?
Is this the end times?
CM PUP has lost.
Sandy Orton is the Champion.
And now the WCC Universe is left in peril.
[Heyman]
You did it!
You did it!
You're the 2015 League Champion!
You ended the WCC Universe!
[JR]
What in the hell just happened.
What did Stone Cold do?
Has he made a deal with Vince McMahon?
What does all of this mean.
I have never been more confused from a year of storylines than I have at this point in time.
Sandy Orton continues to celebrate as the WCC Universe is left speechless.
The Authority make their way out.
[Single H]
And now the cycle has been complete.
Seattle Cousins - 5.
San Francisco Cousins - 1.
Talk about domination.
This is the culmination of Wrestling Storylines.
We have it all.
The Gold.
The Infinity Stones.
Now it's a matter of using them to destroy it all.
CM PUP, you have failed.
You've failed the WCC Universe.
You've failed Little Jimmy.
And most importantly, you've failed yourself.
And now there's no going back.
Game Over.
T h e W e s t C o a s t C o u s i n s
2 0 1 5 S e a s o n
Written by
Jester Luu
Poor storytelling by
Jester Luu
Visual Effects by
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MakeaGif.com
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Beats by
Dre
Storylines stolen from
Nobody (Maybe that's why they suck)
Thanks for Asking.
The WCC Universe Will Not Return in 2016.
Will there be an after credits scene this year?
Maybe.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
[King Evan]
And now I'm free...
There are no strings on me.
