[Cole]
Welcome to Wednesday Night Preview!
With just 3 weeks until FantasyMania, the playoff picture is starting to crystallize.
The 1 and 2 seeds, CM PUP and What's Your Deal? are in the driver's seat with only 3 games left, but both will be looking to secure a first round bye.
Seeds 3-7, it's up for grabs, with The Crock looking in serious trouble sitting in 8th place at 3-7.
[King]
I don't know if he can do it... Michael.
The People's Champion is in danger of missing FantasyMania.
But man oh man, John Seana, Chuckanut, SCGD, Nyback, and Dolph Riggler..
It is such a tight race between those 5. One of those 5 Superstars will likely miss the Playoffs and we have just 3 games to find out who.
The Legacy's music hits and out comes Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr.
[King]
Speaking of SCGD... the new WCC Champion may just make her run for a playoff spot.
[DiBiase]
I would just like...
*Crowd Boos*
[DiBiase]
I would just like to introduce ourselves...
My name is Ted DiBiase Jr. and this is my partner, Cody Rhodes...
[Crowd]
BORING! BORING! BORING!
[DiBiase]
And we are... The Legacy.
We are The Legacy that SCGD will leave behind.
We are future main event WCC Superstars that will propel to new heights never before seen in Fantasy Football.
[Rhodes]
You see... our purpose here in the WCC is simple.
We want to learn from the very best.
A former League Champion.
We want to know about draft strategies, waiver wires, matchup ratings, and sit/start strategies.
And the best way to do that, is to follow the very best.
Our leader, is destined to do great things in the WCC.
Our leader, will lead the next generation of WCC Superstars...
And last night... when we beat down John Seana... we returned the WCC Championship to it's rightful owner.
*Crowd Boos*
[Rhodes]
So without further adieu..
It is my pleasure to introduce your 2012 League Champion...
Your WCC Champion...
Your future savior...
SANDY ORTON!
*Crowd Boos*
SCGD makes her way down to ringside.
[SCGD]
I told you... that I am more dangerous than I have ever been.
I told you that I always perform my best, when no one is expecting it.
Whenever the WCC Universe doubts, SCGD...
Whenever you think you're safe.
That's when The Viper strikes.
[SCGD]
So I guess it's safe to say, with the help of The Legacy... I am now the favorite to win this league.
I am now destined to repeat as League Champion.
It doesn't matter what seed I get.
I will be at FantasyMania.
And when I do, I'll knock down all of your heroes, one by one.
Until I am the last one standing.
[SCGD]
EVERYONE in that locker room should be very afraid.
They should fear my potential.
Because now that the WCC Championship has returned back to me...
I am putting the entire league on notice.
The Reign of SCGD continues...
And The Champ... Is Here.
GONG
The Underchucker's bell rings throughout the arena, but SCGD looks around, not sure if she heard what she just heard.
GONG
SCGD is sure now and looks around in fear.
GONG
SCGD falls to the ground, shaken by each bell that rings.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
[Laurinaitis]
So I heard Dr. James Andrews has cleared you to play Fantasy Football...
That's great news, Bus Drivers. I'll try and add you into the card as soon as I can.
[Bus Drivers]
That sounds great, Commissioner. I just want to thank you for the opportunity...
And I promise you... when I return...
It'll be the end of the world as we know it...
A loud banging happens off screen that interrupts Bus Drivers.
SCGD barges in.
[SCGD]
Did you just see what happened out there?!
Commissioner Laurinaitis... You have to ban The Underchucker this Sunday at Survivor Series.
He shouldn't even be allowed to play Fantasy Football.
He's not even alive!
He has supernatural powers... and it's not fair.
I'm not defending my title against The Underchucker.
[Laurinaitis]
You know what SCGD, you make some very good points.
I'll have a talk with the Board of Directors.. I'll see if I can have him permanently banned from the WCC. But this Sunday, I will make sure The Underchucker is barred from the arena.
Chuckanut will just have to learn how to win on his own.
Back at ringside, The Hiz is in the middle of the ring and set for HizTV.
[The Hiz]
Joining me for this special edition of HizTV...
The greatest WCC faction in the business today.
The Shield lead by Paul Heyman and Nyback!
The Shield's music hits.
[The Hiz]
Welcome to the show Heyman.
Last night on Vengeance, your clients, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns, otherwise known as The Shield, did what no other WCC Superstar has ever done before.
You defeated The Underchucker.
How does it feel?
[Heyman]
Well Hiz, I told the entire world that The Shield would defeat The Underchucker.
I told the entire world that The Streak would end.
We are the one in 3-1. And now the blueprint has been laid out.
The entire world now knows exactly how to beat The Underchucker.
It was just a few weeks ago, that The Underchucker was in first place in the league.
The favorite to win it all.
Now, his spot in FantasyMania isn't even guaranteed.
And all because of The Shield.
[Ambrose]
We did exactly what we set out to do.
Thanks to the team work of The Shield...
The brilliant game plan created by Paul Heyman...
And a little assistance from Nyback...
The Streak is over.
And now, this entity in the ring.
This stable.
Is the strongest group in the entire league.
[Heyman]
You see... now that The Streak has ended..
A new one begins.
Nyback and The Shield are 1-0 under the management of yours truly.
The Heyman Regime is undefeated.
I am the Best Manager in the League.
This is the greatest faction in the league.
The Nyback Revolution is here.
It is time to believe in The Shield.
It is time to trust Peyton Manning.
You are looking at the 2013 League Champion.
Paul Heyman gets down on one knee.
[Heyman]
Nyback, will you be my League Champion?
Dolph Riggler's music hits and The Heyman Regime is cut off.
Out comes Dolph Riggler's team of Vicki Guerrero, AJ Lee, Big E Langston and Jack Swagger.
[Riggler]
Did you just say that The Heyman Regime is the greatest stable in the league?
Because you're forgetting one very important thing...
Team Showoff is the WCC Rookie of the Year.
Team Showoff has held the WCC Championship this season.
And Team Showoff is the future of this league.
[AJ Lee]
I'm sorry Hiz, but this show is being taken over by Team Showoff.
You aren't even relevant in this league... I'm more relevant than you.
And Vicki Guerrero and myself is a far superior management team than Paul Heyman.
[Heyman]
I see what this is...
Oh little sweet AJ, you are jealous of Nyback?
Are you jealous that I proposed to him and not to you?
[Heyman]
Would this make you happy?
[Vicki Guerrero]
EXCUSE ME!
[Vicki Guerrero]
It seems that there is only one way to settle this issue.
This Sunday at Survivor Series, we will determine which WCC Rookie is better.
We will find out which team is better.
When Dolph Riggler, Jack Swagger and Big E Langston face Nyback and The Shield in a Team Showoff vs. The Heyman Regime traditional Survivor Series Elimination match!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Vicki Guerrero]
And of course, the debate of which management team is better will be settled once and for all.
Team Riggler vs. Team Nyback!
[Heyman]
That sounds very good and all Vicki... but by my count... you're one man short...
And I don't think you'd seriously consider facing The Shield and Nyback with just three Superstars..
CM PUP's music hits and out comes The Best in the League.
[Cole]
Oh my!
It appears that CM PUP will be joining Team Showoff this Sunday at Survivor Series!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Wednesday Night Preview returns as we find John Laurinaitis talking to CM PUP.
[Laurinaitis]
PUP.. if you want to join Team Showoff this Sunday, that's fine.
But I've already booked you in a match to defend your Intercontinental Championship against The Hiz.
And you will defend that title.
So since you're so beloved by the WCC Universe, I think it is only fair that you give these people what they want. That is People Power.
So this Sunday, you will be in two matches!
[CM PUP]
You know what, John?
That doesn't surprise me in the least bit.
You wanna stack the odds against me. You don't wanna give me any title opportunities...
That's fine.
Because I'll win regardless. I'll overcome your stupid little plan to hold me back.
Week after week.
And it just eats at you, doesn't it John?
It kills you that I'm number one, and the favorite to win the entire league.
Doesn't it?
I'll beat The Heyman Regime. And then I'll beat The Hiz.
And I'll show you exactly why I'm The Best in the League.
And I'm gonna march into FantasyMania and win the League Championship. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
The camera cuts to Sandy Orton in the locker room talking to The Legacy.
[DiBiase]
Why are you still worried, Sandy?
Commissioner Laurinaitis has already banned The Underchucker this Sunday.
[SCGD]
I can still feel The Underchucker's presence.
He's still around.
What he did to me in Week 2...
It wasn't fair.
[Rhodes]
Don't worry man. We got your back.
You can do this, SCGD.
You're more dangerous than ever!
No one is gonna stop you from being League Champion!
[SCGD]
You know what, stop.
I've had enough.
GET OUT!
The Legacy leaves and Sandy Orton paces around her locker room by herself.
She walks into the bathroom to wash her face.
SCGD see's The Underchucker in the mirror, and turns around to find no one standing there.
Out comes the SeaNation Leader, John Seana!
[Seana]
Last night at Vengeance, I failed to defend my WCC Championship..
*Crowd Cheers*
[Seana]
And because I lost, I feel as if I have let my fans down.
For everyone that looks up to me, for everyone that wears SeaNation proudly on their sleeves, I let you guys down. I tried my best to defend my Championship, but it just wasn't enough.
I wanted to retain my that title this week so that I could defend it against one of the greatest WCC Superstars of all time...
*Crowd Cheers*
[Seana]
Judging from the crowd reaction, I'm guessing you all know who I'm talking about.
[Seana]
The Jabroni Beating... Trail Blazing... Eyebrow Raising...
Movie Making.... Catch Phrase Sayin'... Neck Snapping... Food Smelling....
People's Champion... THE CROCK.
*Crowd Cheers*
[Seana]
But you see... there's just one problem.
That guy doesn't exist anymore.
The People's Champion is nothing more than The People's Sellout.
*Crowd Boos*
[Seana]
And I hate to say it. But it's true.
I know the WCC Universe doesn't want to hear it, and I know how you're feeling.
Because I feel the same way. I want The Crock.
I want the two time WCC FantasyMania Main Eventer.
You see Crock, back in the day, I was one of your fans.
I was one of the millions.
But I look at you now, and I don't see the same competitor you once were.
I don't see the Champion that I know you are capable of being.
I look at you today, and I see a guy who made multiple draft mistakes.
I see a guy who kept Michael Vick on his roster from 10 weeks.
This Sunday at Survivor Series. I want the real Crock.
I want 49ers WRejects. I want Harbaugh Handshakes.
Because Carroll'sCrookedNose just doesn't cut it.
The Crock's music hits and out comes The People's Champion.
[The Crock]
John. Let me spell it out for you as simply as I can.
I just don't like you.
The Crock does not respect you.
Everything you stand for and everything you represent, The Crock is the exact opposite of.
You say The Crock sold out... no, no, no no...
The Crock is just getting started.
Whether or not I make it to FantasyMania, Seana, just know one thing.
This Sunday at Survivor Series, The Crock is gonna whoop your ass all over Newark, New Jersey!
[The Crock]
You want The Reject? You want Harbaugh Handshakes.
Well The Crock will bring it.
He's gonna give you the best he's got.
Once in a Lifetime for a Third Time.
The Crock is gonna bring it like never before!
[Seana]
Well I hope you do.
Because we all know your current situation.
We all know, one more loss on the season virtually eliminates you from contention this season.
We all know every game is must win for The Crock.
And personally, I want to see The Crock at FantasyMania.
And I think the entire WCC Universe wants to see you at FantasyMania.
But if you think I'm just gonna lay down, you've got another thing coming.
If you want to make it to the playoffs, you're gonna have to beat me.
And I promise you, you're gonna get the very best from John Seana.
And let me remind you... in the era of the WCC Storylines, you have never beaten me.
So if you're gonna make it to FantasyMania, you're gonna have get that monkey off your back.
John Seana versus The Crock one more time.
And this is it for you. Do or die.
[The Crock]
Oh, The Crock is perfectly clear on that.
The Crock knows how important this game is.
The Crock knows one more loss and he's done.
And if you think for one solitary second, The Crock is gonna let some punk like John Seana end his season.... then you're in over your head bitch.
[Seana]
Well now that we're on the same page. I guess there really isn't much left to say.
Just like there isn't anything left on those notes written on your wrist telling you what to say and who to start this week.
I guess the only thing left to do is show up on Sunday and find out who walks away victorious.
The Crock and Seana exchange words off the microphone as the camera cuts away.
