CHF Wednesday Nitro: New World Order

[Eric Bischoff]

Gene Okerlund.

I'm with the Cameron House Fantasy Football League.

[Security Guard]

He wasn't alone.

[Bischoff]

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

[Okerlund]

They're not my friends.

[Security Guard]

Don't worry, no charge for them.

[Bischoff]

And why would I want them?

[Security Guard]

They work for the Outsiders.
The Third Man.

[Bischoff]
Hogan?

[Bischoff]
Sign 'em up for the league. I'll call Ted Turner.
Offer them guaranteed contracts.

[Bischoff]

The CHF's roster consists of me, my Fantasy Players, Mean Gene, but only one of you!

First one to talk, gets to stay in my league.

TELL ME ABOUT HOGAN!
WHY DOES HE USE THE N WORD?!

*Nash and Hall refuse to speak*

[Bischoff]

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

[Hogan]
...OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY
SOMEONE WOULD
BE CUT FROM A LEAGUE,
AFTER SIGNING A GUARANTEED LONG TERM CONTRACT!

[Bischoff]

At least you can talk.

Who are you?

[Hogan]
It doesn't matter who we are, brother.
What matters, is our plan.
No one cared who I was until I put on the Black and White.

[Bischoff]
If I rip off that shirt, will you die?

[Hogan]
It'll be extremely painful...

[Bischoff]
You're a big guy...

[Hogan]
FOR YOU!

[Bischoff]
Was signing up for the CHF part of your plan?

[Hogan]
Of course.

[Bischoff]
Well congratulations! You've signed up.
Now what's the next step of your master plan?

[Hogan]
Destroying this league...
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

The Outsiders grab Bischoff!

And send him flying through a table!

*Horace Hogan grabs Mean Gene Okerlund*

[Hogan]

NO!

They expect one of us to play in this league, brother.

[Horace]

Have we started the fire?

[Hogan]

Yes...

The Fire Rises!

[Okerlund]
I have been with you for so many years, for you to join
with the likes of these two men, absolutely makes me sick to my stomach!
Where are you taking me?!

[Hogan]
We're taking you and the New World Order of Fantasy Sports to the West Coast, brother.

[Okerlund]
No!
I'm not going back there!
No!

[Hogan]
Calm down, Mean Gene!
Now is not the time for fear.
... That comes later!