Michael Cole
WELCOME TO FANTASYMANIA XVII!
We are sold out in the KANGDOM ARENA here in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia,
as we draw closer to the end of the Kang Games
30,000 Kang variants are in attendance for what will be
an epic night of action here in the West Coast Cousins!
Pat McAfee
It is absolutely nuts in here, I can barely hear myself talk.
These Kangs are out on their feet for the EPICNESS that is FantasyMania!
Look at this arena, look at this statue!
They love their Conqueror here in the KANGDOM ARENA!
Council of Kangs
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Michael Cole
Good evening folks, as we come to you ringside.
Michael Cole alongside my broadcast partners, Pat McAfee and Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler.
And as we come to you live for the opening rounds of FantasyMania XVII,
a lot of story still to be told here in the West Coast Kang.
Pat, which match are you looking forward to the most tonight?
Pat McAfee
Well Michael, both these matchups are gonna be lights out.
But if I had to pick one, I'm choosing the battle between John Seana and Justher!
It's the 4/5 seed matchup and traditionally, it's been known to be a barnburner.
Loud Play Justin making his return to FantasyMania,
looking to prove that he belongs here in the West Coast Cousins.
Meanwhile, for John Seana, it's all about legacy.
Can John Seana finally make it to the top?
How much gas does he have left in the tank? We're gonna find out tonight!
Michael Cole
And we can't forget about CFL vs. Rhea Joycely alongside the Joycement Day.
Josh Allen, Sandy Orton, this one has the makings of a great match that could steal the show.
Pat McAfee
It's always a spectacle when Josh Allen takes the field.
He could light it up for 20, 30, hell even 40 points!
He's the reigning MVP for a reason, couple that with CMC and Puka Nacua,
you're in for a big performance from CFL.
*Crowd Cheers*
Michael Cole
A lot of celebrities on hand for tonight's opening round,
but perhaps none bigger than Kang Al-Sheikh.
the chairman of General Entertainment Authority here in Saudi Arabia.
Council of Kangs
CON-QUE-ROR! CON-QUE-ROR! CON-QUE-ROR!
Pat McAfee
These variants love him!
None of this would be possible without Al-Sheikh.
Michael Cole
Before we get into tonight's matchups, a quick recap of the earlier prelims.
During the Consolation Bracket tournament,
the Mysterious Masked Man once again showed up,
this time his target was the Megastar, AL-LEX KNIGHT!
Michael Cole
With the identity of the Masked Man still unknown,
Fantasy Managers throughout the West Coast Cousins remain on edge,
will we find out who this Mystery Man is?
We need answers, Jerry.
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
I'm afraid I can't help you... the only thing we can do is tighten security.
Michael Cole
Somehow, I doubt that will help.
Michael Cole
After the attack, AL-LEX Knight has been placed in the concussion protocol.
But thankfully, his injuries were not worse than that.
And we are now set for the Week 15 playoff matchups.
WCC Playoff Match
[6] Luke's Lunch Money (7-7) vs. [3] Return of the Mac (9-5)
Pat McAfee
Listen to this place, guys!
The entire stadium is rocking back and forth for FantasyMania!
*Rhea Joycely's Music Hits*
Samantha Irvin
The following FantasyMania Quarter-Finals match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington.
Making her 9th FantasyMania appearance holding
a Professional Fantasy Mania Record of 8 wins and 5 losses.
She is the 3x League Champion... RHEA JOYCEEEEELY!
Michael Cole
As she makes the walk down to the ring here in FantasyMania,
she represents the minority in this year's playoffs.
Not only is she just one of two former League Champions,
Rhea Joycely is also the only Seattle cousin to make the playoffs.
She represents her family, her team and her city.
Rhea Joycely has arrived here in Saudi Arabia!
Pat McAfee
Her aura is off the charts, gentlemen.
You can see the confidence as she holds her 2021 League Championship,
it's the title that made her an Omega Level Threat in the WCC.
And now, she aims to be just the 3rd Fantasy Manager to win a 4th title,
winning this season would put her in elite company.
She's already on the Mount Rushmore of Fantasy Managers in this League,
but another title on her trophy case put her squarely in the conversation of the GOAT.
Michael Cole
Well before she can get there, she's gonna have to get through CFL.
The 3rd seed in this year's playoff, Chris F'in Law has had himself a heck of a season.
*CFL's Music Hits*
Pat McAfee
And here comes CFL!
Making his grand entrance here at FantasyMania, CFL wearing that Devil Mask,
he's the Devil Himself, and there's no doubt, CFL is playing at an all time level.
I don't think we've ever seen Chris play this well in the West Coast Cousins,
and if there was ever a time to make a statement, it's right now in the Kang Games!
Michael Cole
He calls himself the future, but is the future now?
Can Chris make a name for himself in the WCC and begin his legacy?
He has the confidence, but can he back it up?
He's certainly up to the task as he takes on the Omega Level Threat, Rhea Joycely!
Samantha Irvin
AND HER OPPONENT...
By way of San Francisco, California, making his 2nd FantasyMania appearance,
with a Professional FantasyMania Record of 1 win and 1 loss...
HE IS... THE DEVIL HIMSELF....
CHRIS F'IN' LAW!
Michael Cole
You can feel it in the air, CFL is loving every moment of this.
He comes into this matchup as the favorite,
but Luke's Lunch Money is a worthy adversary.
Can she pull off the upset and defeat Return of the Mac?
CFL gets off to a hot start as Fairbairn goes for 18.
But a spear by Rhea Joycely, Woody Marks gets in for the touchdown,
9.80 for the Texans Runningback.
A huge splash in the corner from Josh Allen
as the Quarterback scores a touchdown!
A.J. Brown goes for 10.10, as CFL goes down.
Followed by Josh Jacobs' 21.20!
Michael Cole
What the hell is Josh Allen doing?!
Frog Splash onto the ladder on Keenan Allen!
Pat McAfee
I think that might have hurt Josh just as much as it hurt Keenan!
That's Allen on Allen crime!
Josh Allen scores his 2nd touchdown of the night.
Pat McAfee
Wait a minute... who the hell is that?!
Michael Cole
That's IShowStefon!
Stefon Diggs showing up here at FantasyMania in a Prime Bottle!
And it is a reunion for Stefon Diggs and Josh Allen,
a storied history between these two players.
Can they recreate the magic they once had in Buffalo?
Stefon Diggs
ARF! ARF! ARF!
I'm a DOG!
Sandy Orton kicks Stefon Diggs, knocking him to the ground,
Stefon Diggs only scores 2.60.
Michael Cole
RKO! RKO!
RKO TO STEFON DIGGS ONTO OUR ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!
CFL hits the Salt of the Earth!
Will Orton tap?!
No, Orton gets away but runs into a huge clothesline from CFL!
Wan'Dale Robinson scores 11.40.
Orton stalking his prey, Baker Mayfield drops 20.18
as Orton hits the RKO!
1-2...KICKOUT by CFL!
Michael Cole
Oh no... not again!
Josh Allen, what are you thinking?!
Don't do it! Don't it....
Pat McAfee
HE DID IT!
WHAT A HIGH FLYING MANUEVER!
Josh Allen scores his 3rd touchdown of the night, totaling 24.52!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
Return of the Mac
Michael Cole
That's it! CFL has defeated Sandy Orton 114.92 - 101.98!
CFL advances to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania XVII!
Pat McAfee
A tough loss for the Viper, all season long,
Rhea Joycely and the Joycement Day fought to stay alive.
Teetering on the borderline of the Top 6,
Sandy Orton finally made it to the playoffs in the final week,
but it will not be enough to earn her a 4th League Championship,
Sandy Orton's journey in 2025 ends here.
Michael Cole
Meanwhile, the road ahead for CFL is as bright as ever.
Can he take advantage of this momentum and make it to his first FantasyMania main event?
We will find out next week for the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania XVII.
WCC Playoff Match
John Seana vs. Loud Play Justin
*John Seana's Music Hits*
Michael Cole
Take a look at this, John Seana and the Make-A-Wish kids!
John Seana with the help of the Kang Games, making wishes come true,
bringing kids to Saudi Arabia here at FantasyMania!
Pat McAfee
I want to be a Make-A-Wish kid!
John Seana
This is gonna be special.
Let's have some fun, time to go to work!
Samantha Irvin
The following FantasyMania Quarter-Finals match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Introducing first, from San Francisco, California...
he is the Face that Runs the Place, making his 9th FantasyMania appearance,
with a Professional FantasyMania Record of 6 wins and 7 losses....
JOHHHHHNNNNN.... SEAAAAAAAAANA!
Bo Nix
Laaaadies and gentlemennnn...
I demand all your gratitude and appreciation....
For THEEEEEE RING GENERAL.... JUSTHER!
*Justher's Music Hits*
The camera zooms in as Justher makes his way to the ring.
Samantha Irvin
And his opponent, making his first FantasyMania appearance since 2017,
from San Francisco, California, holding a Professional FantasyMania Record of 0 wins and 1 loss.
He is the #4 seed, THE RING GENERAL.... LOUD PLAY... JUSTHER!
Pat McAfee
Look at the confidence, look at the build.
Justher just commands your respect as he makes his way down to the ring.
For years, Loud Play Justin was viewed as a joke, a jobber,
someone who puts other guys over.
But not Justher. Justher is the real deal.
Justher has rewritten the legacy of Loud Play Justin.
His team is legitimate and having honed his skills on the independent scene,
he's ready to take the next step and pick up his first FantasyMania win tonight against John Seana.
Michael Cole
Look at the eyes of the Ring General.
Justher means business and he's ready to make short work of John Seana.
John Seana is no slouch, he is a real test for Justher, and we highlighted it before,but back in 2017, John Seana took care of business against Loud Play Justin.
John Seana defeated him 119.14 - 82.06 and went onto play
in the Championship Game that year as the Mean Machine.
But a lot has changed since then.
Justher has choked out John Seana before in jiu jitsu.
This is not going to be a walk in the park.
Will Justher have what it takes to take down John Seana?
The Two Fantasy Managers square off,
Justher able to land the first strike as Saquon Barkley gets in for a touchdown.
But Seana holding his own as Jakobi Meyers drops 7.10.
Justher is off to a slow start as Joe Burrow struggles with only 7.50.
But a huge body slam as Michael Wilson goes for 11.50.
Shoulder tackles from Seana as Derrick Henry drops 10 points!
Council of Kangs
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Michael Cole
FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!
1..2... KICK OUT AT 2!
Seana goes for the STFU,
Chase Brown and Eddy Pineiro combine for 23 points.
And now a huge powerbomb!
Amon St. Brown goes off for 28.40.
Seana is in a boatload of trouble now,
Devin Neal goes scores a touchdown as he lands the dropkick.
A last ditch effort from Seana as James Cook explodes for 29.10,
scoring 3 touchdowns in this playoff matchup.
Michael Cole
1-2-..KICKOUT!
Damnit, what's it going to take to keep Justher down?
A chokehold from Justher as Travis Etienne scores a touchdown!
Seana able to break free, but Justher is relentless,
16 points for the Philly Shell Defense.
Etienne goes for another receiving touchdown!
Seana is able to get away, but Justher once again right back on Seana's back!
A third touchdown from Etienne as the running back scores 28.50,
John Seana has no choice but to tap!
Winner via Submission and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
Loud Play Justin
Michael Cole
Justher has done it! Justher just made John Seana tap out!
Seana has fallen short of becoming League Champion once again.
A devastating loss for Seana as Justher advances to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania XVII!
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