[Cole]
Ladies and gentlemen, we come to you live for Week 15 in the West Coast Cousins.
We apologize for the delay, but it appears that the actions of Nick's World Order is a direct cause for the delayed show.
Deez Bryan is nearing his ascent to the League Championship and as a result, our storylines have been produced at a slower rate. And this could quite possibly result in the end of the storylines all together.
[Cole]
With the elimination of Chris Waiting and Minh Wyatt in the first round of FantasyMania,
we are now down to 4 Superstars.
Deez Bryan vs. Sandy Orton
and Toman Reigns vs. Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
The final four will battle it out to determine who goes to the Main Event of FantasyMania.
Who will it be?
Wait.. wait... a minute.
I think our broadcast is being hijacked.
The NWO make their way out to the ring.
[Hogan]
You know something, brother.
For a second there, I was actually worried.
Worried that our plan wouldn't reach it's completion.
But now with just 2 weeks left in the season, I can say without hesistation.
This league is finished.
And you want to know why?
Because the one who could've possibly stopped the NWO..
Well.. I'll let you take a look for yourself.
[Cole]
Oh my God.
That's Toman Reigns.
The NWO has taken out Reigns.
The #1 Ranked Superstar according to Yahoo Sports.
Perhaps the WCC's best chance of survival, Toman Reigns has been attacked by the NWO.
Toman Reigns quickly receives medical attention.
[Dr. Shephard]
This man has a concussion.
There's absolutely no way he'll be able to play Fantasy Football this Sunday.
*Crowd Boos*
[Hogan]
There's your knight and shining armor.
There's your hero.
10 wins and 3 losses.
But I'm afraid, all of that regular season work was for nothing.
Because now Toman Reigns is out of FantasyMania.
And Deez Bryan's road to the WCC League Championship will be a cake walk.
*Single H's Music Hits*
[Single H]
Not so fast, Hogan.
Because I think you're overlooking a certain someone.
Someone, who has a proven resume.
Someone, who has climbed the mountain before.
And someone who beat Deez Bryan, just a few weeks ago at the Royal Rumble.
The Viper.
SANDY ORTON!
*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*
The crowd surprisingly cheers for Sandy Orton.
[Bischoff]
That's the best you can do?
Sandy Orton?
We all saw what happened last week.
Sandy Orton beat Chris Waiting.
What an accomplishment.
Beating an overrated jobber who has more losses than wins in his WCC career.
And let's face it.
You have been SteamRawlin' your opponents these past few weeks.
But now your guy, Thomas Rawls, rawled his ankle.
He's out for the season.
Your name, it doesn't even make sense anymore.
And I don't think you'll be Rawlin' over anybody, anytime soon.
And who do you have replacing Thomas Rawls?
Chris Ivory? Seriously?
[Sandy Orton]
You know Bischoff, you bring up a good point.
I may be a little banged up, but this is Week 15.
Who isn't banged up at this point in the season?
And maybe you're right.
Maybe I can't beat Deez Bryan and the NWO..
That's fine.
Because I know someone who can.
Sandy Orton turns into the Beast, Santa Clara Lesnar!
And SC Lesnar goes face to face with Hogan.
*Deez Bryan's Music Hits*
[Deez Bryan]
Enough of this crap.
I've been wanting to say this for a very long time.
Why does anyone want the WCC Storylines to continue anyway?
Nobody reads them.
This season in particular, has been complete crap.
Inconsistent character arcs.
Random cameos that lead to nothing like Sting, Donald Trump, and Robocop.
I mean, wasn't Sandy Orton apart of the NWO?
What happened to that, creative writers?
How many times have the Authority and Sandy Orton switched sides during this season?
Why do we support this product?
And then there's the grammatical errors.
Typos upon typos.
What is this?
It seems like the writers are just making things up as they go along.
What does Wrestling have to do with Fantasy Football?
These storylines have been drawn out for far too long.
And it's time to put an end to it!
I'm not killing the WCC Universe.
I'm saving it.
Because if I can put an end to the storylines, then everyone can go home and not have to waste anymore time reading them.
I'm doing you a favor!
I am the Savior of the WCC!
Just like I was destined to be ever since I became a Super Saiyan.
I will fulfill the prophecy.
[Stephaneah]
Deez, think of all the children that we entertain.
All the smiles we put on people's faces.
We are an Entertainment company.
Our job is to entertain.
We are the Fantasy in Fantasy Football.
And if you destroy everything my family has built..
You'll be crushing the hearts of millions of fans.
Please, Deez.
Reconsider your position.
[Deez Bryan]
The fact of the matter is this, storyline or no storyline..
I've come to claim the throne.
In the history of the league, no Superstar has a higher winning percentage than I do!
I've gone to FantasyMania every single year of my career.
And while I may not have taken the gold before..
I will accomplish that feat this season.
And once I become League Champion.
I'll decide what I want to do with the WCC Universe.
Until then, Sandy Orton.
You've got what I want.
[Sandy Orton]
Then come and get it.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
The glass breaks and #6 Seed Stone Cold Steve Pupstin makes his way out to the ring.
[Pupstin]
Well damn, son.
After whooping the Underchucker's ass and burying that dead son of a bitch in the first round of the playoffs, I came in here tonight ready to whoop some more ass.
And then I get the news that Toman Reigns has been ruled out for our match this Sunday at FantasyMania Round 2.
And I guess that means I get the easy route.
Stone Cold gets a bye.
Stone Cold is going to the Final Round of FantasyMania once again.
But then I thought about it..
And UHH UHH!
[Pupstin]
That's just not gonna cut it for Stone Cold.
I'm whooping somebody's ass this Sunday at FantasyMania Round 2.
So you bring out anybody you want to face me.
Whether it be Bus Drivers, Run Forrest Run, John Seana, Single H or any piece of crap in that locker room.
You bring 'em out here, Vince.
Because I'm fixin' on stomping a mudhole in their ass and then I'm taking myself to the main event.
And that's the bottom line..
*The Baugh's Music Hits*
[The Baugh]
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
The Baugh says this.
Last season, you were the man.
You led the league in wins, you went wire to wire.
And then you went on to win the League Championship.
Well this season, there's a new pound for pound Champion.
There's a new leader in points.
A new leader in wins.
And you're staring at him.
[Cole]
You can cut the tension with a knife.
Last season's #1 Superstar and this season's #1 Superstar face to face.
An intense rivalry between these Managers over the course of their WCC careers.
[The Baugh]
Because FINALLY...
THE BAUGH...
[Pupstin]
I don't think the people of Albuquerque, New Mexico came out here to hear you spit nursery rhymes.
So you can take your catch phrases and shove it.
And that's the bottom line...
[The Baugh]
As The Baugh was saying..
FINALLY..
[Pupstin]
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...
[Pupstin]
The hell with all of that.
You and me, Baugh.
Last season's Number 1 versus this season's Number 1.
Let's put on a hell of a match.
Winner goes to the main event.
Hell, let's toast to that.
And drink a damn beer with Stone Cold.
Stone Cold shoves a beer into The Baugh's chest.
And smacks his beer hard across The Baugh's.
The Baugh returns the favor.
*Mr. McMahon's Music Hits*
[Mr. McMahon]
Isn't that wonderful?
Two of the WCC's most polarizing Superstars having a moment.
Well ahead of your FantasyMania matchup, why don't we have one more moment?
A handicapped match!
The Baugh and Stone Cold teaming up together..
to face the NWO!
[Cole]
WHOA!
[King]
WHAT?
Pupstin and The Baugh do not looked pleased to hear that.
[Mr. McMahon]
Oh and by the way.
That match happens... NEXT!
Hope you two can learn to get along by then.
Pupstin hits a Stunner on The Baugh!
[King]
So much for getting along!
[Cole]
Stone Cold looks focused ahead of his matchup with The Baugh.
I think he could careless about tonight's match with the NWO.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Singles Match
The Baugh and Stone Cold Steve Pupstin
vs.
The New World Order
Pupstin starting off against Scott Hall.
Stunner by Pupstin!
The Baugh tagged in now, looking to one up his partner, Steve Pupstin.
The Baugh setting up for a Baugh Bottom.
The Baugh and Pupstin get in each other's faces.
*Deez Bryan's Music Hits*
[Deez Bryan]
That's right.
Tear each other apart.
Because once I destroy SCGD on Sunday, Nick's World Order puts an end to it all.
Pupstin and Baugh go at it!
Sandy Orton from out of nowhere!
RKO on Deez Bryan!
Sandy Orton towers over Deez with the title.
Pupstin and the Baugh take the fight outside.
The Baugh throws Pupstin over the railing.
[Cole]
No! No!
The Baugh knocking Pupstin over the bridge!
[The Baugh]
And take your piece of crap 2014 Championship with you!
[Cole]
SCGD vs. Deez Bryan
Stone Cold vs. The Baugh.
Round 2 of FantasyMania!
Folks, you don't want to miss this!
See you Sunday! Thank you and goodnight!
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