[Cole]
And we welcome you to Week 12 in West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football League!
This is No Mercy and what a show we have in store!
[JBL]
What a show is right.
The WCC Championship is on the line tonight when Chuckanut defends his title against Dolph Riggler and Jack Swagger in a Last Man Standing Match!
[Cole]
And what about the return of CM PUP? After suffering a devastating injury at the hands of The Heyman Regime. You have to wonder if he can bounce back from his loss to The Hiz last week.
[King]
I think you're both forgetting the biggest match of the night...
It's SCGD versus Harbaugh Handshakes!
Sandy Orton vs. The Crock!
The Apex Predator vs. The Brahma Bull!
For all intents and purposes, this is a playoff matchup.
Loser is eliminated from eligibility to play at FantasyMania.
And to top it all off, this was the main event of last year's FantasyMania.
One of them will be eliminated tonight!
[Cole]
Well I think we're all looking forward to that matchup, but first we go to the Number 1 Seed vs. Number 6! Dealmus versus John Seana!
Singles Match
Seadderall Seahawks vs. What's Your Deal?
Attitude Adjustment! And the Number 1 Seed is down!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall: Seadderall Seahawks
Seana points at the FantasyMania logo. Has this win secured his spot in the WCC Playoffs?
Dealmus shakes Seana's hand in a sign of good sportsmanship.
The WCC Universe cheers on the two fan favorites as we cut backstage to Josh Matthews.
Sandy Orton Interview
[Matthews]
Sandy. Tonight your season is on the line.
One more loss and your hopes of repeating as League Champion come to an end.
Where are you mentally?
[SCGD]
Mentally?
My motive is to destroy The Crock.
To end his season, just like I did last year.
My goal is to make sure The Crock doesn't leave this building on his own two feet.
The Reign of Orton continues...
And I will be League Champion.
That's where I am, mentally.
WCC Intercontinental Championship Match
In Manning We Trust vs. Team Howardo (C)
Here comes Nyback and Curtis Axel, who is currently holding onto The Miz's Intercontinental Championship.
The Shield watches from the balcony as The Heyman Regime enter the ring.
The Hiz's music hits and he does not look pleased.
The bell rings and this match is underway.
Nyback dominates The Hiz and takes him down with a Shell Shock!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Intercontinental Champion: In Manning We Trust
The Heyman Regime celebrates as The Hiz gets back to his feet.
[Cole]
Wait a minute!
What a vicious clothesline by Nyback!
But why?! This match is already over!
Axel comes in and adds to the beating of The Hiz.
[Cole]
And now The Shield...
Come on! This is going too far.
You've already won!
The Heyman Regime is now just flexing their power...
Bullying The Hiz.
The medical staff checks on The Hiz, who is unable to leave on his own power.
[Cole]
And there is the locker room of The Crock... we will try and get a word from The People's Champion as soon as we can.
Singles Match
Lufa vs. CM PUP
The two competitors shake hands and the bell rings.
CM PUP reverses Lufa and locks in the Anaconda Vice!
Lufa has no choice but to tap.
Winner via Submission: CM PUP
CM PUP reclaims the top spot with this victory and looks sharp heading into FantasyMania.
The Crock Interview
[Coachman]
Crock, tonight you face Sandy Orton in a must win match...
Lose and your season...
[The Crock]
Whoa.. whoa... whoa... Coach.
What? Do you think The Crock is stupid?
You think he doesn't know that tonight is must win?
You think you're smarter than The Crock, Coach?
[Coachman]
Well no..
[The Crock]
Ahhh... shut up, you piece of monkey crap.
It doesn't matter what you think!
All that matters is that tonight The Crock is gonna whoops Sandy Orton's candy ass!
And if this is the last time that the WCC Universe see's The Crock in a WCC ring...
Just know that The Crock put his heart and his soul into this league.
That he played the best possible lineup and week in and week out, The Crock gave his all.
Team Bring It, worldwide.
The #QuestForSurvival...
The Crock promises to go out with a bang.
[The Crock]
IF YA SMELL.... WHAT THE CROCK...
IS....
COOKIN'!
FantasyMania Elimination Match
Santa Clara Gold Diggers vs. Harbaugh Handshakes
[JBL]
Look at the intensity of the eyes of the former League Champion.
We know how deadly SCGD can be.
She will no doubt put everything on the line in this match.
[King]
And here is the equally intense, Crock.
Last season, The Crock fell just short of becoming League Champion, falling to his opponent tonight, SCGD. That loss has to have been bothering The Crock all season long.
Now The Crock has his chance for redemption.
A chance to eliminate SCGD from contention and continue his #QuestForSurvival.
The bell rings and the two opponents square off.
[Cole]
CROCK BOTTOM!
CROCK BOTTOM!
CROCK BOTTOM!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall: Harbaugh Handshakes
[Cole]
And just like that, Sandy Orton's season has come to a disappointing end.
She will not repeat as League Champion!
And The Crock's quest for survival continues!
The Crock celebrates his win and grabs a microphone to speak to the WCC Universe.
[The Crock]
Damn. Damn it feels good to say...
FINALLY THE CROCK HAS COME BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C!
*Crowd Cheers*
[The Crock]
The Crock promises that his quest continues.
The Crock promises that it's not over.
One week left, and The Crock can still make it to FantasyMania.
The Crock says that I will not stop.
365 days a year, 24 hours a day, The Crock will bring it.
Thank you, I love you!
And I will keep putting up Fantasy points until the day I die...
[The Crock]
IF YA SMELL.....
[Cole]
Wait a minute!
Sandy Orton from behind!
The Legacy beat down The Crock.
[Cole]
No... no... no...
Sandy, don't do it!
This could end The Crock's career!
No! Don't do it.....
[Cole]
OH MY... WHAT A VICIOUS PUNT KICK TO THE SKULL OF THE CROCK.....
[Cole]
Damnit. The Crock is out.
Sandy Orton... is sadistic!
She may have just ended The Crock's season.... maybe worse.
This.... is sick....
The Crock was talking to his fans... and just.... out of no where...
This is uncalled for.
Somebody help The Crock!
*Crowd Boos*
Last Man Standing
WCC Championship Match
Rock's Rad Team vs. Chuckanut (C)
The Champion shows off his belt, and the handicapped match is underway.
Chuckanut grabs Swagger in the head/neck area. But Riggler from behind.
Riggler runs from Chuckanut, but Chuckanut accidentally knocks down AJ!
AJ is down and Chuckanut is shocked.
[Riggler]
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
WHAT DID AJ EVER DO TO YOU?!
Chuckanut is crying now out of guilt.
Wait a minute! Swagger knocks down Chuckanut and locks in the ankle lock!
It's locked in and Chuckanut may have broken an ankle!
Chuckanut is unable to stand on his ankle... and the referee counts to 10!
Winner via 10 Count and NEW WCC Champion: Rock's Rad Team
Swagger and Riggler celebrate.
[Cole]
And AJ is back on her feet!
Did she just pull a fast one on Chuckanut?!
The Champion celebrates and the show goes off the air.
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