William Stryker
Find Vinpool and DESTROY HIM!
Do you understand, Minhneto?!
Minhneto
Consider it done.
By the end of the season, I will kill Wade Vinson!
Vinpool
Wait. Are you guys serious?
Minhneto wants to kill me?
What the fuck for? What did I do?
Vinpool
Come on guys, you aren't seriously about to make me fight Minhneto, are you?
It's my bye week. I'm supposed to have the week off.
Plus, hasn't that guy lost like 5 straight?
We already know who would win.
Vinpool
And also, they have I Am Legend playing on TNT right now in my hotel room.
It's almost at the scene where he has to kill his dog and I don't want to miss it.
So... I don't know.
Just write some throwaway scene that puts me over and sets me up for next week.
Just write some throwaway scene that puts me over and sets me up for next week.
Vinpool
Here, I'll even draw it out for you.
Just say I shot his dumbass with some plastic bullets or something.
Pew. Pew. Pew.
I don't know, you're the creative ones.
You think of something.
Vinpool
Okay, okay. Will Smith's dog just got infected.
Go. Go. I'll see you tomorrow.
WCC Playoff Match
National TEs Day vs. DB University
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And it is to advance to the SEMI-FINALS of FANTASYMANIA!!!
*Crowd Cheers*
Justin Roberts
Introducing first... he is the 6th seed.
Making his FantasyMania debut.
From San Francisco, California... Christopher Parker!
Justin Roberts
And his opponent... making his 8th FantasyMania appearance.
A variant of Mysterio.. hailing from Earth-62775.
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 6 wins and 6 losses...
he is the #3 seed... JOHN SEAAAAAANA!
Jim Ross
Thank you for joining us for this live broadcast of FantasyMania XV.
Jim Ross alongside Pat McAfee as we call the action.
Pat McAfee
I cannot wait for this one, JR!
This is gonna be the most STUPENDOUS FantasyMania in League History!
I am so glad storylines are back.
I almost fell asleep last season until I started seeing those White Rabbit vignettes.
And now I can't wait to call the action here tonight.
Jim Ross
Christopher Parker with a fast start on Thursday night.
Seana can't seem to hit him as Las Vegas defense scores 25 points.
Pat McAfee
Seana in serious trouble already.
My goodness, he's going to need some quick offense to turn things around.
John Seana-62775
Send in the heavy hitters... Aiyuk! Evans!
Kittle!
Mike Evans scores in the early window going for 11.70.
Mysterio-415
Give up, kid.
Mysterio-415
Can't you see the possibilities?
Metatron is the future.
Spiderman-415
You don't know what you're dealing with, Beck!
It's not safe.
And once Mark gets what he wants, he'll dispose of you too!
John Seana-62775
Howell, it's time.
Sam Howell goes for 9.28 and gets benched in the 4th quarter.
John Seana-62775
Sam?! What are you doing?
Spiderman-415
See what happens when something is out of your control?
You can't even control your Fantasy Team.
How do you expect to control Metatron?
Jakobi Meyers goes for 13.68 as he throws and passes for a touchdown!
Chris starts Travis Kelce and Zay Flowers.
But it's not very effective.
Tyreek Hill is also out of game action,
handicapping Parker's score.
Spiderman-415
Come on, Deebo.
I trust my instincts and my DBU senses.
Using his DBU senses, Chris Parker is able to see through
Mysterio's illusions.
Mysterio-415
How are you doing this?
You're just a kid...
Spiderman-415
No... I'm DB1!
I am HIM!
Deebo goes for 17.90 and 2 scores,
sealing John Seana's fate.
John Seana-62775
Good job, kid.
You're a hell of a Fantasy Manager.
Mysterio-415
And you're right.
Metatron can't be controlled.
Once it goes live... there's no telling what might happen.
Spiderman-415
Then why did you lie to me?
Help me stop Zuckerberg.
We can end this together.
Mysterio-415
I don't know why I did it, kid.
I think I was just mad that Stark fired me.
But you're right. We have to shut it down.
Here you go, kid.
Here's the QB1 glasses.
Parker uses his DBU senses to catch Mysterio.
Spiderman-415
You can't trick me anymore.
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
DB University
Jim Ross
He's done it! He's done it!
Christopher Parker advances to the 2nd round!
What a performance and what a debut for this young Fantasy Manager.
A shocking upset over the #3 seed, John Seana!
And his pursuit of a League Championship will have to wait until 2024!
The 15-year veteran falls short once again.
Jim Ross
Meanwhile, it looks like Parker is about to shut down Metatron!
Christopher Parker
Friday?
F.R.I.D.A.Y.
Welcome back, Christopher.
Christopher Parker
Can you shut down Metatron?
F.R.I.D.A.Y.
Yes, Christopher.
Do you want to delete all files related to the Metatron Project?
I'll need confirmation to execute the command.
Christopher Parker
Do it! Execute them all.
As Christopher Parker completes his season objective,
he shuts down Metatron, as Quentin Beck dies from his injuries.
Christopher Parker
Friday? Is this real?
F.R.I.D.A.Y.
All illusions are down.
Metatron has been shut down.
Chris Olave
Uhh... guys.
We have a problem!
Captain Covfefe
Toomes, what are you doing here?
Adrian Toomes
You all wanted to escape without me?
That's mighty selfish of you, Captain Covfefe.
Captain Covfefe
You don't want to do this, Toomes.
Kenneth Bell
Fuck this, you guys are on your own.
I've got my own getaway car.
Bell, Peacekeeper and Olave take off on their own.
Lalo Salamanca
Hey!
Mark Andrews
Forget about them. Let them go.
Adrian Toomes
Nacho, go after them.
I'll take care of this...
WCC Playoff Match
Dollar Discount vs. Alex's Team
Pat McAfee
What a first round matchup between Spiderman and Peacekeeper!
But as we continue on with FantasyMania XV,
it is now time for Captain Covfefe vs. the Batman!
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And it is to advance to the SEMI-FINALS of FANTASYMANIA!
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington.
Making his 2nd FantasyMania appearance,
with a Professional Playoff Record of 0 wins and 1 loss.
He is vengeance. He is the night.
HE IS... BATMAN!
Justin Roberts
And his opponent... making his 12th FantasyMania appearance.
From Seattle, Washington.
He is a former 3x League Champion,
holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 10 wins and 8 losses.
He is the First Cousin. The Man out of Time....
The Great American Patriot, Tai Rogers.... CAPTAIN COVFEFE!
Jim Ross
These two have had a hell of a battle, all season long.
Extremely close matchups throughout the regular season.
Both Managers are one game a piece,
but now, with their season on the line, they will battle it out one more time.
Davante Adams starts off strong, 16.10 for Alexander Wayne.
But the flurry and relentlessness of Captain Covfefe breaks through
Batman's defense as Chargers Defense has -3.00 points.
Amon-Ra St. Brown goes for 17.20
applying more pressure onto Tai Rogers.
But Waddle explodes for 20.20 as Captain Covfefe responds immediately.
Strong defense from Rogers as Cleveland defense scores 13.
Kyren Williams continues to be Alex's workhorse,
scoring 19.50.
8.20 from David Montgomery.
And as Lamar Jackson drops 19.54, Covfefe is closing the gap.
Yahoo Analytics gives Covfefe a 57% chance to win heading into Monday Night!
He'll need a strong performance from Kenneth Walker and Jason Myers!
9.00 from Jason Myers as Tai Rogers puts himself in good position to win.
Alexander Wayne is in serious trouble,
as a touchdown from K9 will put him away.
And he does just that, as Kenneth Walker scores 17.20!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
Dollar Discount Team
Captain Covfefe
Stay down, Toomes.
Alex's Awesome Team falls short, 103.24-93.86
as the 3rd year Fantasy Manager's season comes to an end.
Mark Andrews
Come on, Cap.
Let's go. We can still catch Lalo's plane, if we hurry.
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