Peacekeeper
Where's the car? We've been running forever!
Kenneth Bell
Shut the fuck up... we're almost there.
Peacekeeper
I don't think you know where you're going.
We should've stayed with Andrews and the rest of them.
Kenneth Bell
You're welcome to go back.
Peacekeeper
We're being tailed...
Peacekeeper shoots Ignacio Varga from behind.
Kenneth Bell
What in the hell?
Why did you do that for?
Peacekeeper
Because he was tailing us...
Kenneth Bell
I don't need any witnesses or the police finding out where we are.
Recklessly shooting your gun and leaving a bloody trail does just that.
Peacekeeper
You know, I am getting real sick of your shit, Bell.
Do you know how many times I've saved your ass?
My mission was to eliminate you.
And ALL of the escapees.
But here I am, risking my neck out going on the run with you.
I should've just shot you when I had the chance.
Your season is a lost cause anyways, you've been dragging me down all year.
Kenneth Bell
What are you doing?
Peacekeeper
Taking him out.
You said you didn't want any witnesses.
Kenneth Bell
Are you crazy?
We can't leave a body out here.
We can't leave a body out here.
They'll know we were here!
You are not going to kill this man.
We're better off letting him loose.
Peacekeeper
I can't risk that.
Ignacio Varga
He's the one who told, Waller.
It was Seana.
I saw him talking to her. He's the snitch.
Peacekeeper
What? You're gonna listen to this asshole?
He'll say anything to save himself.
You aren't seriously gonna believe him...
Seana is shot through the neck, as his season comes to an end.
Peacekeeper
How...?
Smaller bullets...
Ezekiel Elliott
Come on! Get in.
We gotta go!
Jim Ross
Welcome to the 2nd Round of FantasyMania!
This is the West Coast Cousins and we are in the Final Four.
The Black Baugh vs. Spiderman.
Captain Covfefe vs. Vinpool.
And when it's all said and done, the main event of FantasyMania XV will be set.
Pat McAfee
That's absolutely right, Jim Ross.
And what a FantasyMania it has been so far.
Impressive Round 1 performances from Captain Covfefe and Christopher Parker,
but now the top seeds are in the mix and I personally am excited for
#7torms and Reunited to get in the action.
Jim Ross
And we kick things off with the 2nd and 4th seed, Captain Covfefe vs. Vinpool!
WCC Playoff Match
Dollar Discount Team vs. Reunited
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And it is to ADVANCE to the Championship Game of FantasyMania!
*Crowd Cheers*
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, he is the 4th seed.
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 11 wins and 8 losses.
From Seattle, Washington... CAPTAIN COVFEFE!
Justin Roberts
And his opponent... making his 3rd FantasytMania appearance.
From San Francisco, California.
With a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 2 losses....
He is the #2 seed... the Manager with a Mouth...
VINPOOOOOL!
Captain Covfefe makes the first move on Thursday night
as Olave scores 14.30.
But Vinpool responds with a barrage of offense.
14.20 from Demarcus Robinson.
Followed by 20.72 from Matthew Stafford,
Covfefe finds himself in a hole.
Lamar Jackson drops 22.58 on Vinpool,
as Rogers is able to put some semblance of an offense together.
But Vinpool responds with 11.60 from DK Metcalf.
Wade Vinson continues the attack with 17.20 from James Conner,
as Captain Covfefe is overwhelmed by the non-stop action from Vinpool.
Vinpool
Just give up, Cap.
Your time as an elite Manager is over.
You had your chance last season,
now it's time for the new generation of Fantasy Managers.
Captain Covfefe
I can do this all day...
1-2-3!
Vinpool
Yeah? So can I.
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Championship Game:
Reunited
Captain Covfefe is shocked at how prepared Vinpool's team was.
Unable to keep it close, Vinpool wins 103.62 - 69.28.
Vinpool
You don't deserve this shield.
I'm the real Captain America now.
Police Sirens are heard, as the guards have caught up to the escapees.
Captain Covfefe
What do we do?
Mark Andrews
We run.
Despite successfully escaping Fox River,
Captain Covfefe and his team are now on the run.
His season comes to an end without a League Championship
and is now the Most Wanted Man in America.
Christopher Parker
Jaylen... I did it!
I shut down Metatron! I think we're good...
Jaylen Warren
What? You did it??
Wow, Chris, I'm so proud of you.
You really did it...
The Black Baugh comes flying into San Francisco.
Christopher Parker
Wait... Jaylen.
Something's happening....
Black Baugh
Christopher Parker....
Christopher Parker
Sorry... do I know you?
Black Baugh
You shouldn't have shut down Metatron...
You made a big mistake.
WCC Playoff Match
DB University vs. #7tormsComing
Justin Roberts
The following Semi-Finals match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And it is to advance to the Championship Game of FantasyMania!
Introducing first... playing in his 2nd FantasyMania match
with a record of 1 win and 0 losses...
From DB University.... the AMAZING SPIDERMAN!
Justin Roberts
And his opponent, making his 9th FantasyMania appearance.
With a Professional FantasyMania record of 9 wins and 6 losses.
He is the Number 1 seed.... THE BLACK BAAAAAAUGH!
#7tormsComing attacks first, as Tee Higgins produces 20 points.
Followed by 19.20 from Ceedee Lamb.
Spiderman
Holy shit. This guy is super strong, Jaylen.
Younghoe Koo puts up 19 points,
but Latavius Murray drops a goose egg as Parker falls behind quickly.
Dak scores 18.62 as Black Baugh is comfortably ahead.
Spiderman's only hope is Monday Night,
but the door is all but closed as Breece Hall explodes for 31.10.
Spiderman is knocked unconscious.
And as the Black Baugh watches Parker's motionless body,
he gets an unexpected flashback.
The Black Baugh
Nooooo!
The Black Baugh is taken back to the moment his son died.
The Black Baugh
No... my son!
The Black Baugh
Please, God. Please....
We return to present day, as Black Baugh watches Christopher Parker.
Mark Zuckerberg
Finish him, Baugh.
Destroy the Spiderman!
The Black Baugh
No... he's done.
He's just a kid.
Mark Zuckerberg
Are you disobeying an order, Baugh?
The Black Baugh
I don't follow your orders, Zuckerberg.
You don't own me.
And I say, he's done.
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Championship Game:
#7tormsComing
Mark Zuckerberg
Do not walk away, Baugh.
Do you hear me?
You are not done! This is not over!
Where are you going?!
The Black Baugh
It's over.
I'm heading home. To Wakanda.
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