At Adobe Systems Inc., John Seana pays a visit
to Senior Vice President of Worldwide Product Development,
Shantanu Narayen.
Shantanu Narayen
I'm sorry, Mr. Seana.
I'm afraid the technological capabilities that you speak of don't currently exist.
I assure you, I've asked higher management all the way up to our CEO, Mr. Warnock.
But what you speak of doesn't exist in this company
or any other technology company as far I am concerned.
John Seana
Mr. Narayen, with all due respect.
I am not working with a competitor and I am not trying to steal your technology.
But I know you've got something here at Adobe.
Please, the fate of mankind depends on what you know.
Shantanu Narayen
Once again, Mr. Seana, I do apologize.
What you speak of, if such a thing existed,
would be absolutely marvelous.
Special effects today is cutting edge,
but virtually imposing one's face and voice onto
another human body, that is technology beyond our years.
Shantanu Narayen
Our flagship program,
Adobe Photoshop 5.5 is cutting edge technology.
Allowing users to crop, edit photos and layer photos.
This could be a game changer for the world wide web.
But what you're speaking of,
technology like that won't be around for another 15 or so years.
I wish I could help you, Mr. Seana.
But I'm afraid we're limited by the technology of our time.
Singles Match
Chuckanuts vs. Dalvin's Cookout
Underchucker and Chris Vinson square off in
this Week 6 matchup.
Vinson trying to keep his win streak going against the WCCF veteran.
Mahomes goes for 24.98, putting Underchucker ahead.
The Deadman signals for the end,
but Khalil Herbert goes for 17.20.
Momentum is all on Chris Vinson's side,
Antonio Brown adds 15.30.
Will the Underchucker tap?!
Walls of Vinson locked in.
Somehow, Underchucker gets to the ropes, but the damage is done.
Vinson finishes off with the Codebreaker.
1-2-3!
Dalvin's Cookout
Jim Ross
Another strong outing from Chris Vinson,
his playoff aspirations are in sight through 6 weeks.
With a strong second half, I have no dou-
Jim Ross
Wait a minute!
What the hell is this?!
Jim Ross
Chris Vinson has been covered in a bloodbath!
This could only be The Brood.
What is the meaning of this?!
Jim Ross
And now the Underchucker!
Chokeslam to hell on Vinson!
What destruction has taken place in this ring,
Underchucker still upset over the Week 6 loss.
Singles Match
John Seana vs. Rock Reigns
Back in 2021, Rockson Reigns watches as Alvin Kamara
takes on Dalvin Cook.
3.60 points from Kadarius Toney,
the new addition doesn't pay off as he gets injured early.
And Fournette goes off for 24.70 points on Thursday Night.
Rockson Reigns looks pleased with his team as
we head into Sunday's games.
19 points from Waddle, the rookie WR switching sides
and immediately producing.
Wait a minute! Dalvin Cook goes for 20.40,
this one isn't over yet!
Oh, look out!
It's Rockson Reigns from out of nowhere, taking out Dalvin Cook!
Winner via Pinfall:
Rock Reigns
*Crowd Boos*
Michael Cole
Rockson Reigns, hell bent on destruction improves to 4-2,
place him in 5th place.
The ultimate opportunist, Rock Reigns has his eyes set on Fant-
Noah
Rockson Reigns, for too long,
you have gone unpunished for your actions.
The time will come when karma catches up with you.
I applaud you for your victory today.
But be warned that your days of victory are numbered.
You may have won the battle, but the war with John Seana is yet to begin.
See you soon, Tribal Chief.
Michael Cole
What in the hell was that all about...?
Jalen H at the Grocery Store
At his local Safeway, Jalen H spends his night off grocery shopping.
Steve Pupstin
Security to aisle 9, we have a suspicious urban youth
attempting to steal snow crabs.
Jalen H sneaks up on Pupstin,
as he runs in for a couple of touchdowns!
King
Look out! Jalen H has Pupstin from behind!
Jalen H
I got you, sucka! I got you!
King
Uh oh... that's not Pupstin!
Where is Pupstin?
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
I think the answer is.. right behind Jalen H!
King
Oh my God, JR!
This isn't right, Jalen was just shopping.
Somebody call the police!
Wait don't call the police, they might arrest Jalen instead.
Steve Pupstin
You got the night off, huh?
Well you're gonna get your ass whooped on your night off, sucka!
14.20 points from Josh Jacobs as Pupstin lays it onto Jalen.
Steve Pupstin
You want some dairy products, you son of a bitch?!
But 17.50 from DeAndre Hopkins!
Alex's team is back in it.
Pupstin trying to put the finishing touches on Monday Night.
He just needs to hold on for the victory.
Jim Ross
Kevane! That's Kevane!
Kevane from out of nowhere!
For the second time this season,
Kevane gets involved Stone Cold Steve Pupstin!
Why damnit? Why?!
King of the Ring
WCCF Championship Match
#7tormsComing vs. Dollar General
vs. Dollar Discount Team vs. Joyce's Team
Jim Ross
A real test of the #1 Ranked WCCF Superstar, Vic Angle,
challenging for the WCCF Championship in King of the Ring single elimination.
Last season's League Champion, The Baugh, looking to regain the Championship belt.
King
Don't forget about the additional backup of Single H.
The Championship belt is coming back to the Corporation tonight!
Jim Ross
Victor Angle already having to deal with the team of Baugh and Single H.
Both Superstars working at the #1 Ranked Superstar.
But SC Lesnar intervenes to take Single H away from the action.
Jim Ross
SC Lesnar has been on a tear in the early going
and if she can win retain the title tonight,
I'm not sure if there is a Superstar that can take it away from her.
The Baugh in trouble now! Ankle Lock is in!
But Single H breaks it up, keeping The Baugh in the matchup.
Jim Ross
Family Tree!
Single H and The Baugh working well together.
And now The Baugh Bottom!
1-2-3!
Eliminated: Dollar General
Jim Ross
It is now essentially 2 on 1, as SC Lesnar is left in the ring
with members of The Corporation.
Lesnar will have to go through both Single H and The Baugh!
King
But what will happen if Baugh and Single H eliminate SC Lesnar?
Will Single H lay down for The Baugh?
Or is he going to take the title for himself?
The Baugh and Single H work together to take on the Champion.
25 points from Cooper Kupp,
SC Lesnar looking dominate against The Corporation.
But Baugh trying put her away to
regain the WCCF Championship.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! What in the hell?!
Victor Angle just came back in with the Olympic Slam!
SC Lesnar covers for the 1-2-3!
Eliminated: #7tormsComing
SC Lesnar turns her attention to Single H now,
Darrel Williams explodes for 20.90 points as The Game is down.
Single H produces 29.72 points from Josh Allen.
as SC Lesnar comfortably wins going away.
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCCF Champion:
Joyce's Team
SC Lesnar improves to 5-1 and overtakes the #1 position.
Victor Angle comes in to congratulate the reigning WCCF Champion.
As SC Lesnar begins to walk away,
Victor Angle pulls her back.
Victor Angle
This isn't over.
You and me, in one on one action
Let's find out who is really the best in the world.
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