Jennifer Stark
I understand that you've placed a quarantine restriction on Vin Snow.
May I ask why? He's vaccinated.
Gavin Newsom
Yes, but we've got to stay safe.
This mandate is for his own good, with all the variants out there,
you can never be too careful.
Jennifer Stark
We have a war to fight, Gavin.
Donald Trump is out there,
and we will be sending our army.
Gavin Newsom
Belay that order.
We are under my command.
My quarantine policy will save hundreds of lives.
Not only will we be safe from the Omicron variant,
but fighting Donald Trump would be suicide.
Jennifer Stark
And not fighting would be cowardly.
I'm relieving you of your command, Lord Newsom.
Gavin Newsom
Is this some kind of joke?
I already beat one recall election, I can do it again.
This is an attack on our demogratic process,
and I won't stand for it.
Vin Snow
Lord Newsom, how come you're not wearing a mask?
If you believe so strongly in your own policies,
you should wear a mask.
Gavin Newsom
I'm vaccinated, with a booster.
Vin Snow
Show me your vaccination card.
Gavin Newsom
Excuse me?
That is a violation of my privacy.
It is none of your business to see my vaccination card.
Jennifer Stark
But you expect others to follow your protocols.
Lord Newsom, you are what's wrong with politics today.
You make decisions and policies to further your own career
but aren't looking in the best interest of the people you serve.
You serve your party more than you serve your people.
You may have survived the California Recall,
but you won't survive the Coup of West Coasteros.
Gavin Newsom, we the people of West Coasteros
find you guilty of treason.
As matriarch of the remaining members of West Coasteros,
I sentence you to death.
Gavin Newsom
What? Death?
What kind of sentencing is that?
This isn't democracy.
California abolished the death penalty many years ago!
Jennifer Stark
But this isn't California.
Gavin Newsom
Please! You have to give me another chance.
How about a proposition?
I'll just go away.
You'll never hear from me again.
Jennifer Stark
Knowing you,
you'll be up to mischief in no time.
Joanne Stark cuts Newsom's throat,
killing the former Governor of California.
Vin Snow
Come on, this country needs us.
WCC Universal Championship Match
Shinsuke Nickamura vs. Rock Reigns (C)
Michael Cole
In our special attraction match, WCC Universal Championship on the line!
Rock Reigns defends against Shinsuke Nickamura.
Michael Cole
Big boot to the fact of Nickamura,
Rock Reigns in complete control in this one.
Michael Cole
Nickamura signals for the Kinshasa,
but it's Reigns with a massive spear!
1-2-3!
This one is over in a squash match.
Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCC Universal Champion:
Rock Reigns
Rock Reigns
Palm Beach, Florida. Acknowledge me!
*Crowd Boos*
Rock Reigns
Is there no one else?
Are you not entertained?
For a full calendar year, I have dominated this league.
Is there no one else willing to step up to the plate?
Who else could possibly be left to challenge me?
*John Seana's Music Hits*
Michael Cole
Wait, what?!
Rock Reigns is pulling the wool over our eyes once again.
There's just no way...
Corey Graves
I don't know, Michael.
Rock Reigns looks genuinely shocked this time.
Michael Cole
Can it be?!
My God! It can!
He's here!
John Seana is back in the West Coast Cousins!
Corey Graves
But what in the hell has happened to John Seana?
He looks as if he's aged 20 years!
Michael Cole
This crowd is going wild for John Seana!
What an ovation for the SeaNation Leader!
Crowd
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Corey Graves
SeaNation is back, Michael.
But I can't get over his new look.
What happened to John Seana?
Where has he been this entire time?
Michael Cole
It is no doubt a huge mystery where John Seana has been.
Many thought he was deported, some thought he was dead.
But perhaps we'll find some answers from the man himself.
John Seana is back in the West Coast Cousins,
and he is confronting the man who cost him a League Championship!
Will these two meet at FantasyMania?
Seana signals the You Can't See Me,
as Rock Reigns departs from the ring,
Michael Cole
There is unfinished business between these two.
Are they set on a collision course for FantasyMania?
Only time will tell as it is officially FantasyMania season!
Seven Man FantasyMania Challenge
Dalvin's Cook Out vs. Dollar Discount Team vs.
Kevin's Team vs. #7tormsComing vs. Look like I lost
vs. Dollar General vs. Chuckanuts
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
A big moment for that young man, Chris Vinson.
Looking to make his first playoff appearance in the WCCF.
Vinson is in the driver seat currently in 4th place.
Can the Demo God secure one of the final 3 playoff spots tonight?
We are going to find out!
*Kevane's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
A monster among men.
It is on record that he can deadlift the most weight
out of any Fantasy Manager in the league.
And with a deadly post route, Kevane is entering his athletic prime.
But will that translate to Fantasy success for the Big Red Machine?
*Vic Angle's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
It has been a tumultuous season for the Olympic Gold Medalist,
Victor Angle.
Victor Angle.
An early front runner for a deep playoff run in the early part of the season,
but injuries have derailed what looked to be a promising year for Angle.
Still with an opportunity for FantasyMania,
Victor looks to turn things around in the final week of the regular season.
*The Baugh's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Still with the WCCF Championship that he took from Seana,
The Baugh has been perhaps the most controversial figure
in the WCCF this season.
King
What do you mean took from Seana?
He's the defending League Champion!
That's The Baugh's belt!
Jim Ross
Just when we think The Baugh is about to turn a new leaf,
he continues to turn his back on the people.
In my estimation, there will be a lot of fans rooting against
The Baugh tonight.
*Single H's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
A darkhorse all season long,
Single H has overcome great adversity to put himself in this position.
You can see it with all the transactions he's made this year,
Single H has turned his team around and
has a legitimate shot at making it to the big dance.
King
It may be the McMahon-Helmsley Era indeed.
Single H's team is suddenly looking dangerous,
I wouldn't put it past The Game as a contender for a 4th League Championship.
*Steve Pupstin's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Despite being one of the league's leading points leaders,
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin finds himself in a tough situation.
Facing an early season suspension, the Rattlesnake
has overcome a lack of support from the League Commissioner.
He finds himself on the bottom,
but the 3x League Champion has an opportunity
tonight to return to FantasyMania against all odds.
It remains to be seen just how far Stone Cold
is willing to go to become a 4x League Champion.
*Underchucker's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
The Legend.
He's been called by many names, The Phenom,
the Lord of Darkness, the Demon of Death Valley.
But the enigma that is known as the Underchucker
making his grand entrance to the ring.
Jim Ross
As these fans get a look at the Underchucker in what could
be his last match in the WCCF.
He has made a career out of destruction and mayhem,
the Underchucker looking to cap off an amazing career
with a FantasyMania appearance.
But he'll have to get through 6 other Fantasy Managers in order to do so.
King
It is electric in here, JR.
You can cut the tension with a knife.
For all the marbles,
these Seven Fantasy Managers put their seasons on the line.
What a moment this will be.
For some Fantasy Managers it could very well
be the last time we see them in these storylines.
Jim Ross
You can cut the tension in the air with a knife.
So many playoff implications in one match,
it is truly winner take all.
As Baugh and Angle stare one another down,
every single Fantasy Manager has pushed their chips
into the center of the table.
We are about to find out who is advancing to FantasyMania!
Lillian Garcia
The following contest is scheduled for three falls!
The first three Fantasy Managers to score a pinfall or submission
will advance to this year's FantasyMania!
*Crowd Cheers*
The bell rings and we are underway!
Kevane immediately going after the Underchucker,
a storied rivalry throughout their career in the WCCF.
A huge clothesline by Vic Angle!
Deebo keeps his momentum going,
another rushing touchdown for the wideout
as he scores 11.90.
Jim Ross
But look out!
It's The Baugh from behind!
Baugh Bottom!
1-2... Single H stops the count.
Now Pupstin and Single H working on Angle on the outside.
King
Ahh!
Vinson getting in on the action!
Jim Ross
What high impact but Chris Vinson.
Jim Ross
Meanwhile Kevane and Underchucker going back at it in the middle of the ring.
Boy, it is tough to follow the action
as bodies are all over the place in this matchup.
King
After missing the playoffs last season,
Kevane looking to make his return.
Working on the Underchucker now.
Jim Ross
Chokeslam! My God!
Where the hell did that fire come from?
King
Kevane is literally raising hell here at Judgment Day!
22.40 points from Najee Harris.
Kevane could very well score the first pinfall.
Jim Ross
Uh oh! Look out, King!
Vic catching Vinson into a belly to belly suplex!
Jim Ross
What strength by Vinson!
Victor in a world of hurt.
Jim Ross
And now it's the Walls of Vinson!
Vinson is going to FantasyMania!
But Underchucker breaks up the hold!
Now The Game and the Phenom going at it.
Jim Ross
Single H with the chair shot to the midsection!
Ladies and gentlemen, there is no disqualification.
Anything goes as long as you come out the victor, King.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute now!
Baugh back in the action, hammering away on The Game!
This crowd is coming alive, King.
King
What a match, JR.
And we still don't have a single pinfall.
Jim Ross
Pupstin working on Angle,
the Rattlesnake facing an uphill battle in 8th place.
Jim Ross
Vinson going for the cover!
Oh! Single H just nailed Pupstin trying to break up the count!
King
The crowd is on their feet, JR!
Single H and The Baugh, what history between these two.
Jim Ross
What a maneuver by The Baughma Bull!
Aaron Jones goes for 18.50.
Jim Ross
Lou Thesz Press!
The Diamond Status Fantasy Manager getting his hands on The People's Champ!
22.20 from Tyler Lockett.
Jim Ross
Stunner! Stunner!
Pupstin going for the pin...
1...2... oh! Single H breaking up the count again.
Underchucker threatening Single H with that sledgehammer.
King
Uh oh!
Single H going for a ride now!
*Crowd Cheers*
King
Ahh take a look at this, JR.
Kevane going for The People's Elbow!
Jim Ross
Now it's Baugh showing Kevane how it's done!
Jim Ross
From out of nowhere, Angle Slam on Vinson!
It is absolute chaos inside the squared circle.
Underchucker throwing haymakers on Pupstin.
23.10 from Melvin Gordon.
But Pupstin reverses, 9.30 from Chuba Hubbard.
Underchucker and Pupstin giving each other all that they've got.
Jim Ross
Underchucker! Flying through the Spanish announce table!
My God, what destruction!
Bodies are all over the place.
Jim Ross
But Stone Cold gets the upper hand!
Stone Cold is going wild on Kevane and Underchucker!
King
Look out!
Baugh Bottom through the Spanish announce table!
They just fixed that damn table, JR.
Vic Angle with a backflip over the top rope!
Baugh Bottom!
This has got to spell the end for Angle.
Baugh going for the submission,
Vic is going to tap! But no!
Stephaneah McMahon with a huge slap across The Baugh's face!
King
Oh no!
Vic goes for the clothesline, but hits Stephaneah instead!
Family Tree on Vic!
Kevane steps into the ring and now Single H tries for it again!
But Kevane reverses
and sends Single H into the Spanish announce table again!
King
The Spanish announce table! Why?!
Back in the ring, Underchucker sends Baugh flying!
But it's Vinson back in the match,
taking down Underchucker.
Lion sault on The Baugh!
And now Vinson going for the Walls again,
and Vic is forced to tap.
Winner via Submission:
Dalvin's Cook Out
Jim Ross
Finally! We have our first winner.
Chris Vinson will make his first FantasyMania appearance
as he secures the 4th seed at FantasyMania XIII!
Jim Ross
The match continues on, only 2 spots remaining for these 6 competitors.
King
Oh no! Not again!
We've seen more tables destroyed than winners so far!
A thunderous chair shot to the skull of Single H!
But it's Pupstin with another Stunner on Baugh!
King
Oh my God, JR!
Baugh is gonna tap!
But Underchucker breaks it up!
Jim Ross
Pupstin covers! 1-2-3!Winner via Pinfall:
Look like I lost
Jim Ross
Pupstin wins! Pupstin wins!
Stone Cold is going to FantasyMania!
What a hard fought victory for the former League Champion.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute!
What in the hell?!
Single H just laid out Pupstin!
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
He's not in the match anymore, what in the hell for?
What is Single H's problem?
Pupstin was no longer a threat, he secured his spot.
Jim Ross
King
Ahh! Wait a minute!
Baugh Bottom! Baugh Bottom!
Baugh is going to FantasyMania!
1...2....!
King
Wait a minute! What??!
Jim Ross
Shane McMahon just took out The Baugh with a chair shot!
Jim Ross
And now the entire Corporation getting involved,
along with Degeneration F.
Like a pack of rabid wolves, DF jumping The Baugh.
My goodness, how many men will it take?
Jim Ross
This is sickening!
Single H planting the Family Tree for good measure.
This gratuitous now.
Baugh can't fight back, he's got nothing left after one hell of a match.
Jim Ross
Come on... Single H covers for the 1-2-3.
Winner via Pinfall:
Dollar Discount Team
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
And Shane McMahon, handing that Championship belt to Single H.
He's not the champion, neither is The Baugh.
The current titleholder is John Seana in my eyes.
What does Single H think he's doing?
King
Well, he just beat last season's defending League Champion.
He's the Champion by that definition, JR.
Jim Ross
I don't understand this at all.
Mr. McMahon and The Corporation have seemingly
turned their back on The Baugh.
King
Single H told us this past week on Preview.
The McMahons are backing a new horse.
Single H is the guy now, The Baugh is old news.
Jim Ross
I can't believe what I am seeing,
The Corporation tossing Baugh out like an old piece of trash.
I am disgusted.
Single H will advance to FantasyMania alongside Chris Vinson
and Stone Cold Steve Pupstin,
Meanwhile, The Baugh's title defense ends here in Week 15.
Jim Ross
Oh.. come on. Now this is uncalled for.
Mr. McMahon flipping off The Baugh
and taking away his League Championship.
King
I think The Baugh is just coming to his senses,
realizing what just happened.
Jim Ross
He was screwed by his own kind is what just happened.
Jim Ross
As we get another shot of Pupstin, who is also coming back to consciousness
after that sledgehammer cut him open.
Pupstin clinched a playoff spot, but what kind of condition
will he be in as we head in the opening round of FantasyMania?
Jim Ross
It has been one hell of a regular season
topped with a slobberknocker of a regular season finale.
But the Top 6 has been finalized.
SC Lesnar, Rock Michaels, John Seana,
Chris Vinson, Single H and Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
Who will be the next WCCF League Champion?
We are 3 weeks away from the series finale.
We will see you tomorrow night for WCCF Preview.
Thank you for joining us and goodnight!
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