Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Week 9 Recap: No Way Out

 Singles Match
Howard's Team vs. Dollar Discount Team


Single H and Hedge battling it out in Week 9.


Behind Joe Mixon's 23, Single H plants the Family Tree for the 3 count,
as Hedge falls to 0-9.
And this begs the question, does Hedge even want to be here?

Winner via Pinfall:
Dollar Discount Team


Single H, somehow keeping his season alive.
After a dismal performance in the draft,
Single H is still in the heat of the playoff race.
Can The Game defy the odds and make a run at the playoffs?

Singles Match
Chuckanuts vs. Dollar General


Underchucker showing signs of life in Week 10,
Nick Chubb goes wild for 28.30 points.


Victor Angle on the other hand, his team appears to be dead in the water
after losing both Derrick Henry and James Robinson.
Angle's only offense comes from the Dak Lock,
19.88 points from the star QB.


But Underchucker's strong defensive performance
counters and sends Victor Angle flying with the Chokeslam!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall:
Chuckanuts


Underchucker is another one you have to keep an eye on.
After a bad start to the season, the Deadman still has time to turn it around,
Meanwhile, Victor Angle appears to be freefalling,
can the Olympic Gold Medalist salvage his season?

Singles Match
John Seana vs. Alex's Team


John Seana and Jalen H squaring off for the first time ever.
Both Superstars in desperate need for a win.
For Alex, this may be his last chance to keep his season alive.


A back and forth battle, Cordarrelle Patterson continues to be a
bright spot for Alex's Team, 13.60 points from the hybrid RB/WR.


But double digits from Dalvin Cook and Devontae Booker
keep Seana in the match.


It comes down to Sunday Night Football,
as Ryan Tannehill does just enough to take the lead
in place for the Anti-Vaxxer, Aaron Rodgers.
Attitude Adjustment for the win!

Winner via Pinfall:
John Seana


A hard fought win for John Seana.
Keeping his playoff hopes alive,
as Seana desperately attempts to put himself
in position for a WCCF Championship opportunity.

Singles Match
Rock Reigns vs. Kevin's Team


An explosive start from the Big Red Machine,
20.40 from the newly acquired Elijah Moore.


Carson Wentz also goes for 24.18,
Rock Michaels is in trouble!


But what amazing resiliency from RBK,
16.40 from Kamara followed up by a strong defensive performance.


Sweet Chin Music!
Rock Michaels finds a way to win again!

Winner via Pinfall:
Rock Reigns


Rock Michaels improves to 7-2,
holding on the narrow victory on Monday Night.

Singles Match
Look like I lost vs. Dalvin's Cook Out


Pupstin and Vinson go face to face,
as these two Fantasy Managers make
a push towards the playoffs.


Michael Pittman continues to shine,
his 3rd straight double digit performance.


Vinson going for the Codebreaker,
but Pupstin counters with Pittsburgh defense.


It is all Pupstin in this one,
as Stone Cold nearly doubles Y2V's output.
Winning by a large margin, 111.24 - 58.54.

Winner via Pinfall:
Look like I lost


Pupstin picks up his 3rd straight victory,
Stone Cold's early season struggles appear to be over
as Pupstin looks to make his return to FantasyMania.

WCCF Championship Match
#7tormsComing vs. Joyce's Team (C)


WCCF Championship on the line,
The Baugh vs. Santa Clara Lesnar.
And to this point, SC Lesnar appears unbeatable.
Will she keep her win streak alive?
Or will The Baugh become Champion once again?


Hot start for The Baugh,
32 points from Jonathan Taylor on Thursday Night.


The Baugh keeping The Beast at bay,
this is the most adversity we've seen the Champion face so far.


And now The Baugh's got SC Lesnar in a Sharpshooter!
Baugh has somehow kept Stafford and Kupp in check.
Will we have a new Champion?
Is SC Lesnar going to tap?


*Crowd Boos*

Jim Ross
Wait a minute! What in the hell is this?
Heyman on that damn apron, distracting the ref.


King
Oh, look out!
He's got the attention of The Baugh now.
Heyman's going to regret stepping in the ring.

Jim Ross
Oh, damn!
SC Lesnar from behind!


Jim Ross
And now she's got a chair!
She doesn't need that, damnit.
A shot to the ribs of The Baugh!
And the ref didn't see it...


Jim Ross
F-5! F-5!
A last second touchdown from Stafford on Sunday Night
may just have sealed the deal.


Jim Ross
1-2-3!
Son of a bitch!
SC Lesnar retains. SC Lesnar retains!
And all because of Paul Heyman. God damnit.

Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCCF Champion:
Joyce's Team


Jim Ross
Paul Heyman just saved SC Lesnar's ass.
He just saved her title reign,
and it appears as if he's back in the good graces of the Champion.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Heyman and Lesnar back together again,
I am sick to my stomach!

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