Paul Heyman
So let me get this right.
Just like your quack of a friend, John Seana,
you too are also from the future.
Well before you even start, I'm not interested.
Whatever game you're trying to run,
however this scam works, you've picked the wrong target.
Noah
I can prove it.
I can prove that I'm from the future.
Paul Heyman
Yeah? And how are you going to do that?
Noah
I can accurately predict the results of tonight's matchups.
Down to the exact decimal points.
Paul Heyman
How do you plan on doing that?
Noah
With this.
WCC Universal Championship Match
Howard's Team vs. Rock Reigns (C)
The Tribal Chief takes on the Rated Inactive Superstar, Hedge
to open up Week 8.
Rockson Reigns scores first as Cole Beasley provides 11 points.
Hedge and Reigns exchange pot shots with little damage
as Fournette scores 4.30 for Reigns and Ronald Jones scored 1.90.
But Nick Folk somehow keeps Hedge in the match
as the kicker scores 15 points.
It's come down to Monday Night!
Tyreek Hill scores 15.40 followed by a touchdown from Evan Engram.
Will we have a new Universal Champion?
Of course we won't, as Alvin Kamara scores 13.60,
Rock Reigns picks up the pinfall victory.
Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCC Universal Champion:
Rock Reigns
*Crowd Boos*
Crowd
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
Michael Cole
The Tribal Chief escapes with a narrow victory,
as Rockson Reigns somehow finds himself in the Top 2.
2021 may be the worst era in Professional Fantasy Managing.
Singles Match
Kevin's Team vs. Dalvin's Cook Out
Kevane and Chris Vinson in singles competition
for the first time this season.
27.20 points from Tom Brady,
but not much offense otherwise.
Meanwhile, a combined 32 points from the Harris backs,
as Kevane begins to pull away.
The 20 point effort from Godwin seals the deal.
Chokeslam from hell!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Kevin's Team
Despite being one of the lowest scoring teams in the league,
Kevane finds a way to win, snapping Vinson's 3 game win streak.
Singles Match
John Seana vs. Dollar General
Seana in desperate mode, trying to get back on track,
immediately goes on the attack, 14.20 points from James Conner on Thursday Night.
But Deebo Samuel returns fire with 17.10.
Will Seana tap?
Seana gets to the ropes and powers Vic Angle into the Attitude Adjustment!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
John Seana
John Seana finally wins after 4 straight losses.
Can the SeaNation Leader salvage his season?
Singles Match
#7tormsComing vs. Look like I lost
Baugh and Pupstin go at it,
Jonathan Taylor who has been a workhorse for The Baugh,
explodes for 18.20 points.
Jim Ross
Look at this, King.
Mr. McMahon gets into the ring as The Corporation is back
to their tricks again.
Shane McMahon sliding a chair into the ring while the ref isn't looking.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute!
Pupstin wrestles the chair away from The Baugh,
and gives the Corporation a taste of their own medicine!
Jim Ross
Pupstin flipping the bird to a dazed Baugh.
20.60 points from Pittman,
followed by 21.30 more points from Henderson.
Stunner! Stunner!
Winner via Pinfall:
Look like I lost
King
Ah! Oh no!
Pupstin's got a hold of Shane!
The Boy Wonder... oh no!
Stunner to Shane McMahon!
Jim Ross
It doesn't look like Pupstin is finished,
he got his hands on junior, and now he's after the boss!
Stomping a mudhole through the owner of the WCCF!
King
It can't get anywhere worse than this, JR.
Pupstin has now won back to back,
fighting his way back into the Top 6.
WCCF Championship Match
Alex's Team vs. Joyce's Team (C)
Jim Ross
We now move onto our main event.
To this point, SC Lesnar has looked unstoppable.
But if there was a Fantasy Team to do it,
Alex's Team has looked great in his last two outings.
D'Ernest Johnberg starts out aggressive,
immediately going in for the Spear!
But SC Lesnar has the move scouted as the running back only rushes for 22 yards.
SC Lesnar takes Johnberg to Suplex City with tandem
of Stafford and Kupp continuing to show out.
But Johnberg rushes in for a touchdown!
Alex's Team finally hits the Spear.
But it's not enough,
as AJ Brown and Austin Ekeler seal the deal.
Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCCF Champion:
Joyce's Team
Jim Ross
What a monster!
My goodness... where there be anyone in the WCCF
that can beat The Beast?
Santa Clara Lesnar has now won 7 straight as
we kick off the second half of the season.
Who will be the one to beat The Beast?
Backstage, we cut to a shocked Paul Heyman.
Paul Heyman
You did it.... you got every single prediction right.
Down to the decimal points.
Are you really from the future?
Noah
I am.
And now, I need you to do something for me.
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