*Crowd Boos*
Rockson Reigns
Oh? Look, what we have here.
If it isn't Renee Young looking to get another interview with the Tribal Chief.
Although... she's looking a bit different, these days.
Almost as if she's a variant, isn't that right, Wise Man?
Paul Heyman
Chuckling:
That, she does. And I would know.
Rockson Reigns
Go ahead. Ask your question.
Renee Young
Rockson, as we head into the final stretch of the regular season,
you're in position to secure a first round bye.
But in order to do so, tonight, you'll have to get by the Demon King, Balor.
And with that, a loss tonight could put your playoff berth in jeopardy.
How worried are you tonight about Balor?
Rockson Reigns
That's funny, "Renee."
I'm not worried at all. I've managed my team to near perfection this season.
With CMC and Kamara battling injuries all throughout the year,
now they're finally coming together.
You're about to see the best version of my Fantasy Team.
And when it's all said and done,
I will return to FantasyMania and I will finish the job.
Wise Man, take care of this and smarten her up.
Paul Heyman
Thank you, my Tribal Chief.
Rockson Reigns enters the locker room.
Paul Heyman
Smartening up Renee Young may be the toughest assignment
that the Tribal Chief has ever given his Special Counsel, but I shall do my best.
You see, Renee.
Ever since I began my service as Special Counsel,
Rockson Reigns has soared to new heights.
Paul Heyman
Last season, Rockson Reigns secured the first round bye
finishing the season in the Top 3.
And now, with nearly a full calendar year under my counsel,
Rockson Reigns is prepared to go the distance.
A first round bye is not the least of our concerns.
What matters is what we do once the playoffs arrive.
And rest assured Renee, the playoffs are imminent for the Tribal Chief.
Now, I'm going to have to ask you to vacate the premise
as I discuss strategy with the Head of the Table.
Singles Match
Howard's Team vs. Alex's Team
Jim Ross
A battle of the bottoms,
it has been a long season for these two Fantasy Managers.
11th and 12th place, both Superstars playing for pride at this point.
Jim Ross
It has been a dreadful rookie season for Alex's Team,
clearly he's stepping up into the big leagues now.
This isn't Extreme Championship Fantasy.
King
Alex and Jalen H just might not be fit for the WCCF,
but the newly acquired D'Andre Swift looking good,
19.60 points for the running back.
Jim Ross
On the other hand, Hedge still looking for his first win.
A huge hurricanrana from the Rated R Superstar!
23.50 from Davante Adams leads the way for Howard's Team.
King
Ha ha! Check this out, JR.
Hedge showing us his moves, the Spin-a-roonie!
Jim Ross
Hedge setting up for the Spear now,
is he on the verge of winning his first match?
YES! HE NAILS IT! HE NAILS IT!
JALEN IS DOWN! JALEN IS DOWN!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Howard's Team
Jim Ross
Yes! Hedge has done it!
He's won his first match of the season.
Narrowly squeaking by Alex's Team 75.88 - 72.38.
King
Well, he got a win before the Lions did.
So at least you have to give him credit for that.
King
Wait, what's this now?
Hedge is pointing on the FantasyMania sign.
Doesn't he know he's mathematically eliminated from the playoffs?
What an idiot.
Jim Ross
Well, King. Perhaps by winning his first match,
this is his FantasyMania moment.
King
What? Is this a consolation prize?
Only losers celebrate moral victories.
Jim Ross
Oh, come on.
Let the kid have his moment.
Singles Match
Kevin's Team vs. Dollar General
Kevan and Victor Angle square off in our next match,
the Big Red Machine looking to secure a playoff spot.
Meanwhile, Victor Angle continues to battle injuries,
looking to get back into the hunt.
18.10 from Darnell Mooney,
Kevane sends Angle flying.
15.40 from Deebo Samuel,
the receiver has been having a heck of a year.
And now Vic traps Kevane into an Ankle Lock!
Will the Big Red Machine tap?
No, he breaks free and powers out of the hold.
Leg days have been paying off for Kevane.
Vic Angle rushes Kevane,
but he gets caught into the Chokeslam!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Kevin's Team
Kevane has come on as of late,
the midseason addition of Elijah Moore has been paying off.
And he appears in the driver seat for a FantasyMania playoff spot.
Backstage Segment
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
As we take a look backstage,
the challenger in tonight's main event, John Seana.
We are waiting in anticipation for one hell of a Championship match.
Will Seana be the one to knock off Santa Clara Lesnar?
Pupstin walks in.
*Crowd Cheers*
John Seana
Pupstin.
Steve Pupstin
I just came here to wish you luck.
Just like you did for me last week, I'm rooting for you kid.
SC Lesnar is one tough son of a bitch, go knock her ass out.
John Seana
Thanks, Pupstin.
I'll do my best, a lot is riding on this.
More than you could know.
This is going to work,
because I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
because I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
Go get 'em.
And when you win, I'll be waiting.
Singles Match
Dalvin's Cookout vs. Dollar Discount Team
Playoff positioning on the line,
Single H takes on Chris Vinson.
10 points from Ja'Marr Chase,
the rookie WR continues to produce.
Single H responds with 24.30 from Joe Mixon.
Family Tree! 1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Dollar Discount Team
Jim Ross
The Game has defied early season projections
and has appeared to weather the storm.
He's right in the thick of the playoff race and with a strong
performance in the final weeks of the regular season,
there is no doubt the Cerebral Sandwich can return to FantasyMania!
Singles Match
Look like I lost vs. Rock Reigns
A big matchup for Pupstin as he takes on the 2nd place Rock Michaels.
Jim Ross
Pupstin in an early hole, as Justin Herbert explodes for 35.28.
There's also been rumblings that Pupstin is suffering from the flu.
Is this the Flu Match for the Rattlesnake?
15.70 from Mike Evans keeps Pupstin alive,
but Rock Michaels starting to pour it on now.
Rock Michaels tuning up the band,
20.80 from Ertz has Pupstin in serious trouble.
Sweet Chin Music!
This one is over.
Winner via Pinfall:
Rock Reigns
Rock wins 110.38 - 79.10.
The Rock Break Kid's team is coming together now,
will we see another Championship run for RBK?
WCCF Championship Match
John Seana vs. Joyce's Team (C)
Jim Ross
Our main event has arrived,
the up and coming John Seana takes on The Beast, SC Lesnar!
Jim Ross
This is going to be a big test for this young man,
John Seana needs a win in order to keep his playoff hopes alive,
but a massive hurdle stands in his way in the form of SC Lesnar.
We should also point out that Paul Heyman is not in the corner of SC Lesnar,
it appears the whereabouts of Heyman is unknown.
Lesnar arrived to the arena without Heyman and has not heard from him
since last Wednesday on WCCF Preview.
25.24 from Kirk Cousins,
playing in place of Matthew Stafford.
Seana going for a ride!
But the challenger returns fire!
19.50 from his first round pick, Dalvin Cook.
35.50 from Austin Ekeler, this spells trouble for John Seana.
But Seana not going away, 33.50 from Aaron Rodgers!
Conner scores again, and now the Champion looks to be in serious trouble!
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!Don't tell me... don't tell me... F-U on SC Lesnar!
The Champion is down!
1...2...3!!!!
King
WHAT?!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCCF Champion:
John Seana
Jim Ross
My God he's done it! He's done it!
John Seana has dethroned Santa Clara Lesnar!
Jim Ross
A monumental moment for John Seana,
as he celebrates with the fans here in Detroit!
King
This is crazy, JR.
I didn't think anyone could beat SC Lesnar!
Jim Ross
Seana continuing to soak in the moment,
celebrating in front of all these fans in the Palace of Auburn Hills.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! What the hell?!
That's The Baugh! The Baugh from behind!
What in God's name? What is the meaning of this?!
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
The Baugh just took the WCCF Championship from Seana!
Why? Why damnit, why?
Last season's League Champion just laid out John Seana!
We're going to have to find out what's behind
these new developments next time on WCCF Preview!
Thank you and goodnight!
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