Paul Heyman
Santa Clara, I know you've done well for yourself so far this season.
But I implore you, this is a big match.
Victor Angle is one hell of a Fantasy Manager.
And as your Advocate,
I would highly advise that I be in your corner tonight.
Just in case you need me.
SC Lesnar
No, Paul.
You are where I want you.
Stay in the locker room and do not interfere in tonight's match.
Singles Match
John Seana vs. Dollar Discount Team
Jim Ross
Single H and John Seana,
squaring off for perhaps the last time in the storyline era.
Both Superstars decimated by injuries and bye weeks,
Fantasy Managers on the bottom looking
to keep their season alive!
Mixon goes for 11.90 as Single H makes the first move.
12.60 from Devontae Booker, Seana looking to stay in this.
And now holding on for dear life!
John Seana with the STF,
will Single H tap with the season on the line?
Seana in a last ditch effort with New Orleans defense.
The defense has bailed him out before,
but he'll need a strong performance to close out The Game!
2.30 points from Everett is enough!
And Demario Davis drops the interception!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Dollar Discount Team
but Single H keeps his season alive with the Week 7 win.
John Seana on the other hand, has now dropped 4 straight after a 3-0 start.
Is it time for Seana to make some serious changes as we head into Week 8?
Singles Match
Dalvin's Cook Out vs. Howard's Team
Jim Ross
Chris Vinson, who is historically having his best season
in the WCCF will look to keep
it going as he faces off against Hedge.
Hedge has yet to win a game this season,
but he has now aligned himself with the Minhistry of Darkness.
27.64 points from Joe Burrow, Hedge with the shoulder blocks.
13.60 from Davante Adams, one of the few bright spots on Hedge's team.
1-2.. kick out by Vinson!
But a barrage of points, as Ja'Marr Chase goes off
for 26.10 points.
Hedge immediately taps.
Winner via Submission:
Dalvin's Cookout
At 5-2, Chris Vinson is in a strong position as we reach
the midway point of the season.
Unsanctioned Match
Look like I lost vs. Kevin's Team
Jim Ross
This match is unsanctioned by the Board of Directors.
Mr. McMahon has yet to lift Pupstin's suspension,
but regardless Stone Cold will get a piece of Kevane.
Jim Ross
Already a barn burner, Pupstin isn't going to stop
until he keeps Kevane down once and for all.
25.60 points from Mike Evans
as Pupstin hits Kevane with the Stunner!
Jim Ross
All hell has broken loose!
Pupstin hammering away with the steel chair!
Anything goes in this unsanctioned match!
Jim Ross
Chair shot after chair shot!
How much can Kevane take?
As the ref starts the count!
Referree
7...8...9...10!
Winner via KO:
Look like I lost
Jim Ross
Pupstin back on the winning track,
but the question remains, will he be reinstated in time
to make a final run at FantasyMania?
Singles Match
Chuckanuts vs. Rock Reigns
Jim Ross
Here we go, Rock Michaels and Underchucker
and this Houston crowd is hot on their feet!
Underchucker finding himself in the losing column
in back to back weeks, looking to turn things around.
Meanwhile Rock Michaels, has found a way to win all season long.
11 points from Christian Kirk,
as Underchucker leg drops Rock.
Michaels chops at the leg, 12 points from Younghoe Koo.
High risk maneuver by the Rock Breaking Kid,
but uh oh! Underchucker catches him into a Tombstone Piledriver!
Jim Ross
That's gotta be it! Rock Michaels is dead!
1-2... KICK OUT!
Jim Ross
My God!
How in the world did Rock Michaels kick out?!
King
That's it... it's over.
Chokeslam by the Phenom!
1..2.. KICK OUT!
Underchucker trying to put this one away once and for all,
but he misses!
Surely Patrick Mahomes has suffered a concussion in this spot.
15 points from Fournette,
Rock Michaels drops the Underchucker with the Sweet Chin Music!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Rock Reigns
Rock Michaels wins to improve to 5-2,
in a match that wasn't nearly as exciting as these gifs.
Singles Match
Alex's Team vs. #7tormsComing
*The Baugh's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Oh, great.
As we are greeted to the Hollywood theme of The Baugh.
The Corporate sellout, the pompous ass.
How full of yourself can one person be?
King
How dare you, JR?
We're in the presence of greatness.
You wouldn't know what greatness
was if it hit you in the mouth!
And if you keep talking, The Baugh may well do just that!
The Baugh
FINALLY.... THE BAUGH... HAS COME BACK....
TO HOU....
TO HOU....
TO.. HOU....
Ah, who gives a crap!
*Crowd Boos*
The Baugh
The Baugh says this.
During the week, The Baugh looked at the schedule and he was excited.
For the first time ever, The Baugh going one and one with The Icon, Alex.
A match that has never been seen before and likely will never be seen again.
The Franchise of Extreme Championship Fantasy, Alex.
Once in a lifetime.. never before and never again.
And might The Baugh add... an easy win for The Baugh.
*Crowd Boos*
So come on, let's not keep the fans in suspense.
You're a 1-5 Roody Poo, go ahead and turn off the lights,
play your crow music and come out with your face paint
where you stole your entire gimmick from Hollywood.
Come on, do all that stupid crap and let's get on with it.
Come down the rafters like a weirdo, let's not put
this ass whooping off any longer.
*Alex's Music Hits*
Alex appears on the Titantron.
Alex
Baughy, there you are.
It's so typical of you.
It's typical of you to run your mouth.
You run your mouth writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Alex
Because I've got a surprise for you, Baughy.
Tonight you will be face off against my team.
But it won't be against Jalen H. Oh, no.
You and the entire WCCF have counted me out long enough.
Tonight is where I begin the resurrection of Alex.
Tonight, you face off against my newest addition...
D'Ernest Johnberg!
King
WHAT?!
Jim Ross
Wait a minute...
*D'Ernest Johnberg's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
That's D'Ernest Johnberg's theme music.. but is he really here?
King
The Baugh doesn't think so...
it's another ploy by Alex.
Jim Ross
OH LOOK!
It's him!
King
Oh my God...
Jim Ross
That's Johnberg, King!
The pride of ECF is here in the WCCF!
He's here in Houston!
He's here in Houston!
King
Oh no...
Baugh, get out of there!
Crowd
JOHNBERG! JOHNBERG!
JOHNBERG!
Jim Ross
OH! WHAT CARNAGE IN THE RING!
22.80 points from D'Ernest Johnberg!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Alex's Team
Jim Ross
My goodness.. the newest addition to Alex's Team
just sent a message to the entire locker room!
King
He can't do that, can he?
How can you add new players in the middle of the season?
Alex picks up his 2nd win of the season
and has now won 2 straight games.
WCCF Championship Match
Dollar General vs. Joyce's Team (C)
Jim Ross
The highly anticipated match of the season.
#1 vs. #2
The WCCF Championsip on the line,
the stakes are as high as they get at this point in the season.
SC Lesnar and Vic Angle jocking for playoff positioning.
27.16 from Matthew Stafford
as The Beast attacks the midsection early.
18.20 from Terry McLaurin,
do we have a new Champion?
SC Lesnar breaks free and takes Victor
to Kupplex City!
27.60 from the Rams receiver as Joyce gets the pinfall.
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCCF Champion:
Joyce's Team
A show of sportsmanship from Victor Angle.
SC Lesnar with 3 straight title defenses.
Who will be the one to dethrone the Queen of the Ring?
After the show, we find Paul Heyman
anxiously waiting outside SC Lesnar's locker room.
Heyman paces back and forth and decides
to walk into the locker room.
Heyman finds a mysterious old man in the locker room.
Noah
Paul Heyman... we need to talk.
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